Zara McDonald

Okay, Belly, you Google that while I keep reading from this paper article.

But the woman apparently had ulterior motives specifically to impregnate herself.

As such, she claims to have fished the used condom out of the trash and put the contents into her vagina.

Except she said it felt like, and I quote, pouring hot lava into my pussy.

It never feels good, though.

It feels good.

Receiving the word pussy in your ears feels like... Stop saying it!

We actually said this recently and you had an issue.

Okay.

Can I keep reporting on the facts or the reporting?

It's not facts.

Careful.

Reporting on the reporting.

Okay.

Paper Magazine.

Continued.

She then went on to allege that after hearing her screams, Drake came to the bathroom and told her he'd poured a packet of hot sauce into the condom in a bizarre attempt to kill the sperm.

And now the woman is trying to sue him.

However, Drake has seemingly responded to this rumor in a new Instagram post that he captioned, you can have your 15 minutes of fame.

I'll take the other 23 hours and 45 minutes.