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Chapter 1: What is the significance of Karl Lagerfeld’s cat, Choupette?
People may have seen on social media this week that over on our Everybody is a Secret account, Charlotte White, your co-host, Belly. Yes. You're here. Decided to ask everyone what shape they are. Yeah. And then some people in the comments wanted us to say what variety of Arnott's shape, the biscuit, we are.
I find that one harder because I can't separate what I am versus what I like.
Yeah. This is not an ad. What shape shape were you?
I am a square with the triangle rising. So then Cindy in the office very helpfully pointed out that's just a house. Just a house.
Oh, you're home. I'm home.
May I also apologise? I accidentally offended both you and Grace, who's in our commercial team, by saying squares are boring. I had my headphones on that whole time.
Everyone else was filming. I'm actually not insecure about it. I just had to share the truth.
I don't think squares are the type to get offended. Squares are pretty grounded and pretty robust.
If you're self-identifying as a square as well, it would be different if someone said to you, you're the square. I tell you who gets offended. Who?
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Chapter 2: How did Drake's album drop impact the music industry?
I think I've read too much about who's been interviewed as part of it.
Yeah. Catherine O'Hara.
Yeah.
Yeah. Which it would have been incredibly sad. I mean, so much of this documentary was about all the loss that Marty had already been through up until the documentary being filmed. After it was completed, he then lost his daughter and Catherine, one of his best, best friends in the world.
And the Reiners, I think. Rob and Michelle Reiner, he was quite close to as well. So it just, yeah.
Steve Martin features heavily.
Yeah.
Meryl Streep, Diane Keenan. Is he dating Meryl Streep?
I think they're keeping it to themselves.
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Chapter 3: What is the new segment 'Can I Remind You About That Rumour' about?
I think you might be doing that after this recording.
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Is this about the cat? It's about a cat. I'm putting my laptop away.
Tell me about the wealthy cat. The thing is, we've spent a lot of time on dogs, fake dogs, AI dogs.
Dogs of all varieties, real and fake.
And I do think it's time to rebalance the scales for the cats. Okay. Because I'm famously pro-pet.
Are you? Well, for others, not for me. You've never had a pet? I've never had a pet. Have you ever had a single pet? Like, I'm talking goldfish? Goldfish. Once. Given you're about to welcome a child into the world.
Yes.
If she comes up to you in three years' time and says, Mummy, I want a pet. What is on the menu? It's not menu. What's on offer?
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Chapter 4: What are the greatest opening lines to songs according to the hosts?
You've already got a dog. Yeah, I know, but... More love. More love, more animals.
What the fuck am I saying? I don't know. Okay, so let's talk about the richest cat in the world, Choupette, because this week The Atlantic published the longest profile. This was so fucking long. Whoa, what? This was in The Atlantic and it was so long about Choupette. This is not just us plucking Choupette out of nowhere.
That's why this segment is the notes are so long. It is the longest story of all time. Can we only do the interesting bits? I don't know.
I tried.
We have like three pages of notes for the opening segment.
Me and the listeners are all going to go do something else. No, no.
It's by Chris Heath. It's called The Richest Cat in the World. The Stan first read, did Karl Lagerfeld really leave millions to his blue cream Berman choupette? So apparently ever since Karl Lagerfeld died in 2019, everyone's been wondering what's happened to his estate and a lot of the rumours are a lot of it's gone to Shepet.
I mean the overriding question and contention I have at the top of this segment is can you give your pet money? You can. Should you?
No.
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Chapter 5: What recommendations do the hosts make for shows to watch?
Sure. If you ask me, what is the net worth of Karl Lagerfeld? I think I would have guessed like 10 mil, not 200 euros.
Yeah, there you go. Because he never had kids though, right? And he never got married. Everyone was like, well, what happened to his money? Okay. And so in Feb this year, we've never really known. In Feb this year, an unnamed plaintiff came forward to contest Carr's will. Whoa. Yeah, as per The Guardian. Unnamed plaintiff, hun. Anonymous. Do we think this is an ex? Potentially.
Or a family member.
Yeah.
Or like a niece. You just never know. From The Guardian, the estate's executor has contacted Lagerfeld's surviving nieces and nephews to inform them they could inherit his millions if the case is successful. So in that case, you think maybe it is a family member? German media reported, care of his beloved cat provided for before his death would not be affected. Shut up.
Charles Will dated 29 April 2016 shut out his deceased siblings' children, leaving his accumulated wealth and property valued at about 200 million euros To a tight cadre. Cadre. C-A-D-R-E. What is that? Don't know. Group? I would assume in the context of this sentence group. I'm just not going to pretend I'd heard that before.
They are believed to include his assistant and bodyguard, his teenage godson, and two models who he was close with. So that does bring us to Choupette.
I need to start cosying up to some rich designers. Or just come back as a cat. Yeah.
Kitty cat. Okay, so... It has been important to everyone, even though there's been all this legal drama and everyone's like wanting part of his estate or there's at least one person that wants part of his estate. It seems to me the one thing everybody can agree on is it's just it's fair play to leave Choupette alone.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion about women's health services relate to the episode?
I don't love that. No.
Has it taken a suddenly not funny turn? Okay, well, where is Choupette now you want to know? Of course, I'm desperate to know. I think you're not a fan of Choupette. That's so hard. Choupette lives in an apartment somewhere in Paris. Neither cat nor caregiver is receiving visitors right now.
Lucas, her agent, says that a part of his job when it comes to matters relating to this particular client involves turning people down.
So she is a recluse? I would suspect so. Rich cat recluse? Rich cat recluse.
And her owner wanted to marry her. I think some people are too weird with their pets. Don't get me wrong. I love Benji. I do. But the idea that I would love him to any of that degree.
Just so I can make sure we're working on the facts here. The quote was there is no marriage yet for human beings and animals. He didn't say he would. He just said there is at present no marriage.
Can you guys tell she's married to a lawyer?
I just think I really want us to be, although I guess Carl is no longer with us. That's Choupette. How do you feel about it?
Not good. No. Not good. I think I feel worse than I did when you started. All right.
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Chapter 7: What are the details surrounding Drake's hot sauce condom rumour?
Maybe off campus isn't Canadian. I think of ice hockey and I think Canada. Me too. Okay, Belly, you Google that while I keep reading from this paper article. But the woman apparently had ulterior motives specifically to impregnate herself. As such, she claims to have fished the used condom out of the trash and put the contents into her vagina.
Except she said it felt like, and I quote, pouring hot lava into my pussy.
Why did you have to read that out?
Because it's important. She's a journalist.
I thought you had banned her from using the word pussy on this show, Belly. Had I? No, I think we're pro-pussy.
It never feels good, though.
Oh, God, it never feels good.
It feels good.
I don't think it feels good for the person saying it. It definitely doesn't feel good to be the listener. I've got to be honest. Yeah, the receiver doesn't feel great.
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Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts share about song lyrics and their meanings?
Drifting through the wind. Like kind of being. That's not where the lyric ends though. Wanting to start again. Yeah. It's like. I can imagine feeling like a discarded piece of trash at the whim of the universe swirling around me.
It's not, it doesn't not make sense. All I would say is there's not a strong link to me between wanting to start again and floating through the world.
I think this lyric is fine. This is raised a lot as an example of a dumb lyric. I think it's clunky. It's not shake. No, it's not shake and it's clunky.
I think that's the thing. A lot of bad lyrics just aren't shake, but they still make sense. You should have said, you should have said, Katie should have said, do you ever feel lost in the world? untethered from all.
No, no, no, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again. That would be fine. Do you ever feel lost in the world, drifting through the wind?
There we go. Okay, let's just rewrite them. This is easy. I'm clearly quite good at it and so are you.
Some of these are fine. The ones that people found confusing though included I Was Scared of Dentists and the Dark, Riptide by Vance Joy.
Fair.
I'm fine. That's fine.
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