Zazz
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I'm just, I didn't think, about him running through the airport.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Huge story that needs a conclusion.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I mean, look at me. Look at him running.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
At what point during the running through the airport did you text the Uber driver and let him know that you got there?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
When you were sitting, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
You don't want to look stupid in front of the Uber driver.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Never an all pro. No, it's not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
We barely know each other. I get that. You know, I get it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Do you see this sweatshirt I'm wearing?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Well, see, that part I don't know because these are my good friends that I'm in the room with right now. And it seems like they're a lot more interested in competing with each other than they are in helping me out. I'm losing. I can't sleep at night. At 3 a.m. last night, I rolled over in my bed. It's all I can think about. I grabbed my phone. I almost bought tickets for $2,000 last night.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Yeah, but I want to go to Pearl Jam. Does he want to go to whatever that shirt is?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Good to see you, David. How are you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I've been seeing Pearl Jam every tour since I was 16 years old. They're one of the most important things in the world to me. And the best part about going to see Pearl Jam now is I now also take my now 16-year-old son. He accompanies me to all the shows that I go to. So it's a huge father-son bonding moment now. It's one of the greatest gifts I have in my life is seeing this band with my son.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I can't sleep. I need to get my life back in order. I mean, you've seen him a bunch, though. I mean, how many times can you... Okay, you sound like my wife. All right. Not sure that's the angle you're looking for.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Listen, listen. Look at this face right here. Can the camera get on me please? Not on a mean. Look at me. Look at me. Look at his face. This is a tired face right here. This is a face that is stressed. This is not a healthy face right now. And the reason that this face looks like this right now is because this has consumed my life. I need to see Pearl Jam in my home city.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I live just 10 minutes away from the Hard Rock Live. And I'm going to be sitting in my home on my couch in my underwear while Pearl Jam is playing the Hard Rock Live.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I will hit on something that will really tug on David's heartstrings here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I don't think it's... It's not nice. It's not right for me to grovel.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
It's any better. I have self-respect, all right? I'm not gonna grovel. I'm not gonna grovel here. All right, then let's go to the show. But something that... You've been groveling.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Well, I mean, that's your interpretation. But I will say something that will tug at David's heartstrings here. I already told you. I... Some people work for food, okay? I will work for Pearl Jam tickets. That's right. I'm here. Actually, I'm here tomorrow, but I could also come on Friday. I work the rest of the week, David. I know how much you love saving money. I've seen it firsthand.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Been a Marlin fan since 1993. I know how much you love saving money. You're not trying to convince David, though. What do you mean I'm not trying to convince David? Of course I am. Talk to Eddie.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
All right, listen. I'm looking straight at you, Eddie Vedder, and your bandmates.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
That's why we need to go to both shows next week. Because one show has nothing to do with the other. And I cannot be sitting in my home knowing that 10 minutes from my house, Pearl Jam is playing. And instead, I'm in the Zaslow Mansion family room on the couch sitting in my underwear.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Okay, there we go. Ed, I'm looking straight at you, Ed, as you could tell by me looking right at the camera, okay? I would never look at the opposite camera. I would never look at the wrong one. I'm looking right at you. I love your band so much. You have given me some of the greatest nights of my life since I was a young Jonathan Zaslow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Since I was a young man trying to figure out who I am in this world, okay? You helped me discover who I am. And then, as I got older, I had children. And I now get to take my teenage boys to the shows with me. It's a family affair, Eddie. All right. And the idea that I would miss this time with my family and you. We're all part of it together. We're all a family.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I got to be there to see you at the Hard Rock Live next week to complete our family. We need to be together. And. I paid for this right here, this merch, with my hard-earned money. That's right. I work so that I could also buy merchandise. Okay. Now sing it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Again, it feels like you're trying to do the best impersonation of my wife that you possibly can. And I can tell you right now, you're nailing it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I'm a closer. Yep, that's how you get a deal done. You know what I want.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Sounds like Nickelback.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I need to get my life back.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
It's so important to me. The heat. It's so important to me, and I'm super stressed at the idea that I don't have tickets to these shows next week because I am trying so hard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Okay, but I was on the broadcast for two heat championships.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I feel okay about it. Doesn't mean I don't love the heat. I love Pearl Jam more.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Okay, I can love other things as well in my life. My love is not exclusive to one thing. I can't believe that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Well, see, I mean... Take it easy, Zazzle. Take it easy. No, no, I care about you, man. Take it easy. Really tough scenario. I don't know why you're putting me in that position.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Well, let's play it. Why for heat? My wife, my kids, the heat. The Panthers. Pearl Jam. And this will play in here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
That's right. It's been a full year since the Panthers met up with the Tampa Bay Lightning in the playoffs. It's time we take that ass again.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Yeah! That's what's on tap! Lightning! Panthers! Playoffs! Take that ass! Who doesn't understand what that means? Us.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
The Panthers and the Lightning are in front of me, and somebody, and in this case it was you, says, what's going to happen? Sometimes less is more. Panthers are going to take that ass.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I'll tell you what else. I saw a post on Twitter yesterday how the Toronto Maple Leafs That they won the division. Guess what? It's been two years, and that's two years too long. Take that ass, too. Oh, we're taking two asses.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I think you made it seem like you're angry at Pablo, right? That's the impression I had when I walked in today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
We played half the squad. Playing guys I never even heard of. Yeah. Doesn't matter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
We're the Panthers, baby. I don't know if you paid attention the last two years in the postseason.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I mean, I recall the last two postseasons. What happened? Panthers taking that ass is what I recall.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Yeah, I mean, you see, you can't play without an ass. Like a lizard tail. Yeah. And they're going to meet again this weekend in Tampa. Look, series starts in Tampa. That's okay. Because you know what's going to happen anyway? They're going to take that ass.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
You know how I can? It's two guts. Ask me right now. Pose the question. Tampa, Panthers, what do you think? Go ahead. Go ahead. I'll play it out for you again. Maybe you missed it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Lightning, Panthers, what do you think? Look at this face while I tell this to you, okay? Because I don't want there to be any kind of confusion. You look me right in the eye. Panthers are going to take that ass, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Coming back here. 2-0 series lead. Yep.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I'm just thinking of Amin running through the airport. It's funny, yeah. Puffin and Puffin, by the way. What a funny visual.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
He's right, though. Brian Arakpo is like the one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
And now he doesn't know because he's got things going on in his personal life that That's why there's no timetable with the Pittsburgh Steelers. I think he's going to eventually make it sound like, not that he was pushed out, but he ultimately decided head's not in anymore. I think he's going to retire.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
John, you're in the opening scene of Carlito's Way, which is really one of my all-time favorite movie scenes, in the billiard room with the drug dealers. What do you remember about filming that scene?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
And I think they're just going to fold. John, can you rate my Al Pacino from that billiard scene in Carlito's way if I do it for you? I think it's pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Do you need any help? Do you want me to throw you a pine or something? No, you're already dead at this point. Your character's already dead. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, he's in the bathroom. You know, he's hiding out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
He's going to go out. All right, ready? Yeah. You think you're big time? Well, you're going to die!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
He was very disrespectful to me was the attack that he took. The Jets owe him nothing. Aaron Glenn owes him less than nothing. And by the way, if this took place over a phone call, you know Aaron Rodgers would have said, you didn't even have the guts to tell me face to face.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
I was going to say, have you seen Conclave? That movie's awesome.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
Yeah. I don't know anything about that process. This is incredible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
For me, it's the respect part that I think stands out the most. Like, wouldn't you quantify the way his relationship, at least publicly with Robert Sala was, was pretty disrespectful?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
I think he's going to retire. I don't think he's playing anymore. I think he's going to retire and I think stringing it out like this works in his favor where he can make it sound like I decided I don't want to play football anymore. Like he said with the Jets, the Jets asked, do you want to play football? He said, I'm interested.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
No. And he will do nothing with that. You ever watch those videos? They're terrible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Sleeping, I love the idea of Dan just like.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
If I'm looking at you right now, I think you're sleeping, even if your pen's moving. That's right. Because your eyes are closed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Folks, listen up. They're here and they're hot. Get ready because Jimmy John's is turning up the heat. After years of perfecting the cold sandwich, toasted sandwiches are finally here. Try one of their three all-new toasted creations.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
The Toasted Chicken Bacon Ranch, All Natural Chicken, Creamy Homestyle Ranch, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Melted Provolone Fresh Veggies, all on a perfectly toasted French bread. Good God, does that sound delicious. Or the toasted roast beef and cheddar, premium roast beef, melty cheddar, creamy horseradish sauce, crispy fried onions, fresh veggies, golden toasted French bread.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
It just keeps getting better. And the toasted ultimate Italian salami, capicola, smoked ham, applewood smoked bacon, melted pro-blown, shredded Parmesan, fresh veggies toasted to perfection. Or take your favorite Jimmy John classics like the number nine Italian nightclub or the number 11 country club and get them toasted.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Order now at JimmyJohns.com on the Jimmy John's app or stop by your local Jimmy John's today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours, guys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Don't look now. Don't Look Now, presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Don't look, but Zazz, you love that fit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
How do you feel about giving a take with your eyes closed? Because you look uncomfortable doing it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
But you're a pro's pro, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
This is what it's like in my house. Now imagine I'm walking into the room with you guys like, hey, what's up?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
All right, you guys can open your eyes now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Yeah, you do. My wife does this thing, and I don't know why she doesn't start the night with it. My wife goes to bed. I have a true to me. My wife goes to bed before me. So around 1030, 11, she goes to bed. I'm usually 1145, 12. So she goes to bed around 1130, a half hour after she's been in there, just before I go to bed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
She always emerges from the room, walks to the freezer of our kitchen, opens the freezer, pulls out a little baggie, and she has an eye mask. that she likes a cold, compressy eye mask. I don't know why she doesn't start the night with it. She always comes out a half hour after she's gone to bed, kind of like, can't sleep, need the eye mask.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Like, just get the eye mask from the go, and then you might be better. But is this a thing with anybody? Have you guys ever heard of the cold eye mask when you're sleeping? Yeah, it's to help with the bags. It's to help with the crow's feet. It's to help... I think she does it more just to help her sleep, but I think it just feels nice. I mean, I think that's a side effect of it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
She hasn't said to me, this is why I'm doing that. But I'm always just like, why don't you do it from the start? It's weird. You're going to the freezer for an eye mask.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Does anyone in this room, do you guys have any backup? Like when you can't sleep and you've been rolling around for a half hour, what's your go-to? I'm going to think about this. I can always sleep. Do you have any?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Headline, the day Trent Tucker changed NBA history. You're right, MLK Day, 1990.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
It makes it more sad, though, if he's just alone in his house on a couch. That's true. Regardless, they're going to want a shot of him, so you might as well have it look festive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
in terms of odds of winning the championship.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Guys, it's 40 minutes later, and I have to pee again. Whoa! See you later. Folks, listen up. They're here and they're hot. Get ready because Jimmy John's is turning up the heat. After years of perfecting the cold sandwich, toasted sandwiches are finally here. Try one of their three all-new toasted creations.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
The Toasted Chicken Bacon Ranch, all-natural chicken, creamy homestyle ranch, applewood smoked bacon, melted provolone, fresh veggies, all on a perfectly toasted French bread. Good God, does that sound delicious. or the toasted roast beef and cheddar, premium roast beef, melty cheddar, creamy horseradish sauce, crispy fried onions, fresh veggies, golden toasted French bread.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
It just keeps getting better. And the toasted ultimate Italian salami, capicola, smoked ham, applewood smoked bacon, melted pro-blown, shredded Parmesan, fresh veggies toasted to perfection. Or take your favorite Jimmy John classics like the number nine Italian nightclub or the number 11 country club and get them toasted.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Order now at JimmyJohns.com on the Jimmy John's app or stop by your local Jimmy John's today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
I feel like we have some examples of that quarterback sometimes turns out to be good. A guy that sits, Aaron Rodgers did it. Lamar Jackson sat way longer than we thought. Roethlisberger didn't sit forever, but he was sitting for a little longer, I think, than they thought. So I feel like if I'm Shadur, I'm like, okay, this happens.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
It happens with someone every other year where you think they might go mid-first round, they go later, and it turns out okay. You end up on a better team a lot of times.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
I want to blame somebody, though. Who do I blame for this Shadur thing? Dion. Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
I mean, it wasn't a full. You're a good boy. Doesn't matter. I think I did enough, though. Did you get an eighth? Yeah, I think I got an eighth.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Yeah, I'm not a, that won't happen to me. They do a different set every time. I'm a big set list guy. I like to plan out my bathroom trips. If I'm going to a concert where the set list is the same every night, I prefer that. I want to see the set list. I know I'm going to go after this song, I'm going to the bathroom.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
I got a two song bridge here where it's two bad songs I don't care about going to go to the bathroom there. That's how I play that concert.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
There is nothing worse than you're in the bathroom. And a song you're really looking forward to hearing is like, or you're in line and you're like two away from getting a beer. And it's like, you're running out of the line. All of a sudden you're going back for some song. It's just like that. I get your point there. There is nothing worse than missing a song that you really wanted to hear.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Yeah, I don't even care about NASCAR. I thought he was interesting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I'm very down on this Travis Scott. By the way, can I also tell you, not only have I been to a Travis Scott concert, but I was on the railing on the floor at a Travis Scott concert. How is that look at me, Louie, if I say that I was at a concert? I didn't say I had lunch with him anyway.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I don't know anything about Travis Scott. My son was there with a few of his friends. I was hanging underneath in the doer's lounge and I thought the show was almost over. So I went out so I can kind of meet up with my son and I have the all access pass and I'm just kind of waiting on the rail, which by the way, no one else is on the floor. I'm like the only one on the floor. So everyone saw me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I'm on the rail at the Travis Scott show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
And I was on the rail for like 30 minutes. The show just wouldn't end. It was really strange. No, I didn't have a good time. It was weird, man. I don't get it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I've never seen a crowd like the one at that show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
All the way up top in the rafters, jumping up and down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Yeah, that's why I'm down on him. He punched him right in the side of the... I don't like that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Yeah, he had a busted eardrum, apparently, and he showed up to work two days later, Cody, and he had a busted-up eye.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I don't want our big sporting events overseas. I don't like that. I want all big WWE shows overseas. If I can't be at the show, I want it to be overseas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
But the explanation worked, though, as to why he's keeping the same look, the same colors, the same music.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Oh, he's going to be on TV again this Monday and the Monday after that. I need more answers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Yeah. And so maybe next week will be, all right, this is why I now love The Rock.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
And then he called him a whiny bitch, which everybody's going to think is cool. If you call someone a whiny bitch in wrestling, you're the much cooler guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
The part that's also interesting to me is and, you know, there's a meme out there now with the kid who he was at a plant. No way was that a plant.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Well, they may have told him, hey, there's a kid sitting right over here. He's wearing your gear. Maybe that's the kid you point out. We'll be ready for it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Yeah. You know, plant. So you got this meme now, this kid who is shook. And I'm just thinking, man, because wrestling wasn't like that when I was a kid where I'm a huge Hulk Hogan fan growing up, the age that that kid was in the crowd.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
And if my hero is now telling me as a kid to go F myself, like that's wild to me that kids are probably so sad at what's going on there on my television that I'm super entertained by.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I'm not going out there. That's a shame. This one's in Vegas. I know. I'm not going out there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
It's a little bit too far. It's a very long flight. It's two nights. I mean, these ticket prices.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
When I had the good hair, I would wait at least a month. Every 10 days.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Are you ever worried? Right, I guess if I just got a haircut, it might be.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
You're asking if you should go and cheat on your barber. Does your barber think that when he goes on vacation you're just not allowed to get a haircut?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Well, I know what haircuts cost because I take my kids. I mean, if you're a male and you're paying 30 bucks, it's a lot.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
This is my all-in price. Is this a shave also? Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I just told you over 30. Now, granted, I didn't say the beard, but if you're paying over 30, you're a male.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
What is not an acceptable tip for the barber?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Yeah, why doesn't he recommend a guy? Like when a doctor leaves town, a doctor says, okay, God forbid something happens, you're going to pick up my patients.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I just don't understand. He goes on vacation. He thinks you're supposed to look sloppy until he gets back?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
No, because I shave my head with, you know, with the electric razor, like straight up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
You know, the closest. How about on the beard? Just go all over the place.
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No, I do it all. I do it all. I don't use shaving cream and a regular razor anymore. I haven't done that in years.
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You raw dogged it. Well, no, I'm using an electric razor. No, I know.
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No, I use the electrical razor all over, beard and head. Do you get ingrown hairs?
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But why was it considered DEI, Jackie Robinson?
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Yeah, you do, actually. Yeah, really? Yeah.
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You know why I don't go full beard? I used to, but my beard comes in all white now, and I look too old. There's stuff for that. No, see, I can't do that because then everybody's like, oh, wow, you're coloring your beard. Like, I've waited too long to do that. I should have done that when it started to gray.
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But it's not a hire, he was drafted.
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It was not a good tournament day yesterday. It was not good.
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It always balances itself out. Always. And the fact that we had no madness yesterday, you'll see. You're going to have like four or five games today where you're going to have the madness. It always balances out.
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Well, I don't know. The 8-9 yesterday was a blowout. That was Louisville and Creighton, right?
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I came in yesterday and I was not worried, but man, this is a day for me to come in. We're going to do two hours on Jackie Robinson here.
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Host has got this one. Well, no, but that's not the way I want to look at it because I have to contribute. I'm not here for nothing. And it's like, all right, we do Jackie Robinson, I guess.
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It's remarkable because... Okay, so they're saying on it that the reason that it was there originally was because he's black, not that he was hired. The term that Roy is saying there that they're using, that's why it was on the page, right?
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They're trying to say it's only included there, but we're only making note of this accomplishment because he's black. That's what they're saying.
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It will be less confusing than the PLG statement.
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Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. I guess I understand what they're trying to say there, but I think it's interesting hearing about famous people who served in wars.
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That's awfully convenient. Oh, that's because you had people on television yesterday who were talking about it, right?
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Anything that involves Jackie Robinson is sports. It's sports.
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I mean, if it was an actor or a musician, you know, black actor, black musician, who they removed from those pages, like, Mina Kimes wasn't going to be using her FaceTime on Around the Horn for it. It's because it's Jackie Robinson, and Jackie Robinson is sports. Like I said, in any place where Jackie Robinson is mentioned, that's sports.
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It's kind of surprising that they did that, though, no?
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It was. It was a good day for sports.