Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. It is time for Stugatz to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy Stu.
Weekend Observations are brought to you by Miller Lite. That's awkward. What happened? I mean, it's just awkward. It's my boy Stu and then it's not Stu, it's you. By my boy you. Yeah.
Doesn't really work. Dan! He had a rough start to the series. But like any great player, with their backs against the wall, he rose to the occasion. Facing 23 shots and saving every bleeping one. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it. After a shutout, playoff Bobrovsky is back. He's my dog. Celtics shooting 50% from three this series in their win and under 30% from three in their losses. You know what they say, Dano? You live by the three, you die by the three, and the Celtics are dying. Yes. Knicks deserve to lose for wearing an alternate jersey at Madison Square Garden. The Mecca. You don't wear Navy uniforms in your biggest game of the season. What happened to just wearing white at home?
Dude, I don't know what the Pacers uniform is anymore.
Just wear white. Home team wears white. Why are we complicating things? No beeps. Okay. Boston Celtics, the rare season that ends along with next season too. Tough break for old Jason Tatum, huh?
Is that what we're doing? I know it's a tough injury to come back from. I know he won't get back until late next season, but we're going to knock two seasons out with that injury?
They're done.
Yeah.
They're done, unless they trade for Giannis. No beeps. The M. The M. And Mikael Bridges. Stands for mid-range. Mid-range. Lost art. Top five mid-ranges in NBA history. OLI. Tyrone Hill, 18-foot pick and pop. Number five. Chris Paul. I've already got a problem with this list. Number four. Richard Hamilton. Rip. Number three. DeMar DeRozan. Number two, Michael Jordan. Number one, Shawn Livingston.
I agree with your number one. He never missed. I agree. Your number one is perfect, actually, ahead of Michael Jordan.
It was an amazing stat. Shawn Livingston never missed a mid-range jump. Not once. Don't look now.
Here come the Cardinals. Which ones? The ones in Rome? ufl the showboats one and six minus 93 point differential hey showboats maybe it's time for a name change showboat be sinking i mean it was tough to survive that ken wizenhunt stepping down right before the season started showboats sink it fast top five sunken boats oli uss arizona thank you for your service number five the ship from robinson caruso Number four, the SS Minnow. Number three, the Black Pearl. Number two, the Showboats. Number one, Titanic. Panthers. Maple Leafs. We're waiting. Series hasn't started yet, Dan. Get out of here. It hasn't started.
What if it goes seven games? The home team wins every game. These series never happen?
Won't have started then. We'll still be waiting. Nobody.
What are you not understanding about this? It's dumb. It's a dumb saying. What do you mean it's dumb? It was authored by that seat. What do you mean that seat says that's a dumb saying?
He did not invent that.
I mean, it's dumb. I almost puked in games three and four, and you're telling me that the series hasn't started?
Hasn't started yet. This show did actually invent something, though, which is the Wake the Kids Up game. Which is OKC versus Sirs in the final. Wake those kids up.
Do not put those kids to bed. We do that in my house. Let them watch. We do that in my house. We have wake the kids games in my house.
Let the boys watch. Let the boys watch. Nobody, and I mean nobody, kills a puck. In the corner. Like the Florida Panthers. That's the truth.
Absolutely.
I loved it. In game three, like, the ovation that the crowd gave with, like, a minute 30 left.
Everybody gave him the elbows. Like, you remember when they did that in game three? It's so beautiful. Better than porn.
Nice!
Easy. He started out.
Billy, wouldn't you agree that it's sort of a pathetic thing to be great at, like a proud of? Like, we can keep you in the corner for 90 seconds like nobody's business. You're the best at kneeling the football.
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