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When she decides to go to Ohio State and you live in Oregon, let me know.

No, okay.

That makes it seem like, okay, you know, long-distance relationships never work.

They work.

If two people want it bad enough, they will work.

100%.

Don't ever think that, like, oh, you know, my girl's going off to college.

It is over.

You guys just need to talk about it, honestly, and see if both of you actually want to be with each other, or is it like, oh, we live in the same town, we like hanging out with each other, and, like, you know, you're young, so you want to have somebody.

I get that.

But...

also like bro if somebody wants to go out and explore and do their thing don't hold it against them like let them go well you only need the light when it's burning low only miss someone it starts to snow only know you love her when you let her go famously so let her go like

tough man I had to do that it sucked the worser thing is somebody like leaving you on and like kind of you know stringing you along and getting away with less and less conversation less and less texting and being like

Yeah, maybe we'll see each other in December.

And it's, like, June.

And you're like, bro, you just got to school.

Like, what do you mean?

Like, come see me.

But, you know, it's tough.

It's tough.