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Zindu

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

Oh, you didn't get a card yet?

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

Greetings, Earthlings.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

It is me, your Lord and Savior, Zindu from planet Earth.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

I'm going to just say I'm from Earth now.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

I've been here, uh, it was like 10 years.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

10 years is like Earth citizenship, right?

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

They don't even have laws for that shit, do they?

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

Like, if an alien came here, what would be the politically correct way?

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

Like, would he be, if he landed in China, would he be Chinese?

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

If he landed on Uranus first, would he be up your ass?

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

You know what I'm trying to say?

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

He'd probably just be seen as an alien, an extraterrestrial.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

So they'd probably shoot him.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

There's no aliens here, all right?

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

Don't shoot me.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

I'm a human.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

I'm an Earthling.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

I'm an Earthling.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

I've given up all my rights.

Nick the Rat
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

I guess I'm an American.

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