Zindu
👤 Speaker
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Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
Oh, you didn't get a card yet?
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
It is me, your Lord and Savior, Zindu from planet Earth.
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
I'm going to just say I'm from Earth now.
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
I've been here, uh, it was like 10 years.
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
10 years is like Earth citizenship, right?
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
They don't even have laws for that shit, do they?
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
Like, if an alien came here, what would be the politically correct way?
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
Like, would he be, if he landed in China, would he be Chinese?
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
If he landed on Uranus first, would he be up your ass?
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
You know what I'm trying to say?
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
He'd probably just be seen as an alien, an extraterrestrial.
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
So they'd probably shoot him.
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
There's no aliens here, all right?
Nick the Rat Radio
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
I've given up all my rights.