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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

And Derek is like, I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I'm going to check the security footage. Someone is stealing from the store. This is unacceptable. This was on a Friday. So it was my last shift of the week. I go home like... Great, we're gonna get to the bottom of this. We'll get our tips back. I get a text from one of my coworkers the next day, and she's like, Derek found the tips.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

And Derek is like, I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I'm going to check the security footage. Someone is stealing from the store. This is unacceptable. This was on a Friday. So it was my last shift of the week. I go home like... Great, we're gonna get to the bottom of this. We'll get our tips back. I get a text from one of my coworkers the next day, and she's like, Derek found the tips.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

They were in a chicken carcass.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

They were in a chicken carcass.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

They were in a chicken carcass.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

In no logical way could I make sense of why, how did they get there? I text her back. I make sure she's not joking. She's like, no, no, no. He's like, I found them in a chicken carcass. So I'm like, I'm going down there. So I show up and Linda looks really scared to see me. She's like kind of darting around.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

In no logical way could I make sense of why, how did they get there? I text her back. I make sure she's not joking. She's like, no, no, no. He's like, I found them in a chicken carcass. So I'm like, I'm going down there. So I show up and Linda looks really scared to see me. She's like kind of darting around.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

In no logical way could I make sense of why, how did they get there? I text her back. I make sure she's not joking. She's like, no, no, no. He's like, I found them in a chicken carcass. So I'm like, I'm going down there. So I show up and Linda looks really scared to see me. She's like kind of darting around.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

Derek and I go and sit outside and he's also being really evasive and he's commenting on like birds he's seeing and not there to have this conversation. I'm like, what happened with the tips? He's like, well, I really trust my employees. I didn't think any of you would steal them. So I wasn't even going to mess around with looking at the security cameras.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

Derek and I go and sit outside and he's also being really evasive and he's commenting on like birds he's seeing and not there to have this conversation. I'm like, what happened with the tips? He's like, well, I really trust my employees. I didn't think any of you would steal them. So I wasn't even going to mess around with looking at the security cameras.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

Derek and I go and sit outside and he's also being really evasive and he's commenting on like birds he's seeing and not there to have this conversation. I'm like, what happened with the tips? He's like, well, I really trust my employees. I didn't think any of you would steal them. So I wasn't even going to mess around with looking at the security cameras.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

I just went straight to the, I'm going to go through the dumpster and I'm going to find the tips. These guys are bad at lying. Really bad. And the dumpsters are like shared with other businesses. So I keep pressing him and he's like, Linda was making some chicken sandwiches for

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

I just went straight to the, I'm going to go through the dumpster and I'm going to find the tips. These guys are bad at lying. Really bad. And the dumpsters are like shared with other businesses. So I keep pressing him and he's like, Linda was making some chicken sandwiches for

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

I just went straight to the, I'm going to go through the dumpster and I'm going to find the tips. These guys are bad at lying. Really bad. And the dumpsters are like shared with other businesses. So I keep pressing him and he's like, Linda was making some chicken sandwiches for

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

Orlandia, really. So she's making chicken sandwiches and she accidentally puts the bills, these like $100 bills, which is probably over $1,000. Oh my God. We're thinking for all of the employees. Accidentally puts them inside of the chicken.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

Orlandia, really. So she's making chicken sandwiches and she accidentally puts the bills, these like $100 bills, which is probably over $1,000. Oh my God. We're thinking for all of the employees. Accidentally puts them inside of the chicken.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

Orlandia, really. So she's making chicken sandwiches and she accidentally puts the bills, these like $100 bills, which is probably over $1,000. Oh my God. We're thinking for all of the employees. Accidentally puts them inside of the chicken.