Zoe

Yeah, no. There's a reason why we haven't chatted. Okay. Okay.

I don't think it's clear to him that I'm not really up for him wanting to date my mom. What?

I don't think it's clear to him that I'm not really up for him wanting to date my mom. What?

I don't think it's clear to him that I'm not really up for him wanting to date my mom. What?

That came out of nowhere. Did he hit on your mom at the wedding reception or something? As far as I know, he hasn't met my mom. But I don't know if he told you guys. Wait, what?

That came out of nowhere. Did he hit on your mom at the wedding reception or something? As far as I know, he hasn't met my mom. But I don't know if he told you guys. Wait, what?

That came out of nowhere. Did he hit on your mom at the wedding reception or something? As far as I know, he hasn't met my mom. But I don't know if he told you guys. Wait, what?

Yeah, so at the wedding, he said he was surprised that I was single because he thought I was pretty, whatever. And, um... yeah and i was like oh yeah it's crazy even my mom's dating she's on the apps whatever i laughed about it yeah and um he texted me that photo whatever but after that my mom matched with him on one of the apps oh my god really wait your mom tells you her matches Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so at the wedding, he said he was surprised that I was single because he thought I was pretty, whatever. And, um... yeah and i was like oh yeah it's crazy even my mom's dating she's on the apps whatever i laughed about it yeah and um he texted me that photo whatever but after that my mom matched with him on one of the apps oh my god really wait your mom tells you her matches Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so at the wedding, he said he was surprised that I was single because he thought I was pretty, whatever. And, um... yeah and i was like oh yeah it's crazy even my mom's dating she's on the apps whatever i laughed about it yeah and um he texted me that photo whatever but after that my mom matched with him on one of the apps oh my god really wait your mom tells you her matches Oh, yeah.

I mean, my mom and I are fairly close and she showed me who she matched with.

I mean, my mom and I are fairly close and she showed me who she matched with.

I mean, my mom and I are fairly close and she showed me who she matched with.

Let mom live.

Let mom live.

Let mom live.

Dude, what is actually wrong with you? You're going to call the station and you're going to tell them you're trying to figure out what's wrong, but clearly what's wrong is you're trying to get with my mother. After trying to get with me. We didn't know.

Dude, what is actually wrong with you? You're going to call the station and you're going to tell them you're trying to figure out what's wrong, but clearly what's wrong is you're trying to get with my mother. After trying to get with me. We didn't know.

Dude, what is actually wrong with you? You're going to call the station and you're going to tell them you're trying to figure out what's wrong, but clearly what's wrong is you're trying to get with my mother. After trying to get with me. We didn't know.

Yeah, for good reason. Yeah. The first straw was you sending me that creepy picture anyway. So obviously I was going to be standoffish. And then my mom showed me her dating app with you on it. Oh.