Zoltan Kaszas

I was reading last night and she was scrolling on her phone and then she looked over at me and she goes, do you think you're better than me?

Just because you're reading.

Yeah, that's so funny.

Yeah.

Recently, this year I read a couple Hemingway novels because I never read them before.

Yeah.

So I read it.

I read The Sun Also Rises was the last one and I didn't get it.

Like nothing happens.

It's just like five guys trying to hook up with this one girl and they chase her around Europe and they all just hang out and drink.

It was like, it was almost like if you read the script to the Kardashians where-

They just kind of walk around and do nothing.

And I'm like, what is this?

What is this?

And then I actually I hung out with my buddy over the weekend who has a master's degree.

in creative writing and he was like oh yeah the main character of that book couldn't hook up with that girl because he lost his genitals in World War I and I was like what page was that on that was on none of the pages I read and he was like ah it's subtle but I was like why do you know that and he's like I got a masters in creative writing and I was like I missed all of it I thought this guy had all the genitals and not hooking up with this lady I didn't get it I didn't get it

Yeah.

I thought it would be like a big thing and there was not a – At least a chapter dedicated to it.

Something.

A sentence.