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Chapter 1: What does Zoltan Kaszas say about his coffee shop experiences?
When I'm in line at a coffee shop or something, I have to have my order ready before I make it up to the barista. Some people aren't like that. Some people can just, like, be in the moment. Like, they just respawned in a video game and just be like, croissant and a black coffee. You know? And if you can do that, awesome. More power to you. That's not who I am.
I have to have my lines ready before I talk to a stranger. And sometimes I'm not. Like, sometimes there's someone in front of me and I'm still deciding and they get out of line. Now I'm next. I'll just yell out the first thing I see on the menu. That's who I am.
London Fog!
Chapter 2: How does Zoltan navigate the gig economy of comedy?
That's how I found out London fog's not even coffee, all right? It's tea.
Like, if you yell out London fog in a panic, prepare for some dirty hot water, because you just got yourself some gross tea, all right?
That's who I am, though. Like, when I'm in line at a Starbucks, I'm in my head the whole time, just like, bacon egg gouda sandwich, sweet cream cold brew. Bacon egg gouda sandwich, sweet cream cold brew. bacon egg gouda sandwich, sweet cream cold brew. And then I make it to the front and the barista's like, what will it be?
And I'm like, can I do a bacon egg gouda sandwich and a sweet cream cold brew? But then if she's like, we're out of all of that, I'll be like, I'll make the same mistake again rather than looking indecisive in public, dude. I'll dance with the devil I know than the one I don't.
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Don't we have so many things flying around? Elon's got a bunch of satellites up there.
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Chapter 3: What unique insights does Zoltan offer about stand-up comedy?
There's a bunch of shit. Why can't we determine exactly what's going on up there?
Can we turn on century mode on one of those Teslas he sent into outer space and get a look at this thing? Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty frightening. I also like the idea that this well-respected scientist has a bit of the hysterics. He does. Can you imagine that from a well-respected neurosurgeon? He's like, this guy's going to work on your brain, but he's a bit, he's a kook.
But we'll see what he can do.
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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Graham. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley.
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Chapter 4: How does Zoltan's upbringing influence his comedy style?
Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on a TCB infomercial. Tuesday was Zoltan, the comedian. The very hot, on fire. So hot right now. Everybody loves him. So hot. He's so hot. He's hot. He's hot to touch. He's hot to look at. Everybody thinks he's hot, including my wife. Yes.
Chapter 5: What challenges does Zoltan face while touring?
The reason why I'm so familiar with Zoltan's comedy is because Astrid sends me every single one of his reels. Every one. Every single. She's like, look at Zoltan. Look at what Zoltan said. So I don't know whether to be jealous or angry or just happy that he's here. Just join in. I'm just going to join in. But usually we do these intros before we talk to the person.
But this time is a little bit different, and I'll explain why. But I want you to stick with us on this, okay? Because Zoltan is really good. He's really funny. And I'm not going to ask him to repeat this. So we recorded the interview with Zoltan, and about half a minute into the interview, Blue starts barking.
Chapter 6: What are Zoltan's thoughts on the impact of social media on comedy?
Now, that's nothing new here at the studios. Blue is always barking, but it's usually one or two or three, maybe a bark for a couple minutes, and then she moves on to something else in her little pea brain. But this time was different. Blue barks the entirety of the interview. But I didn't know. It wasn't a bark like she was in trouble. It was just her normal obnoxious bark.
Just every time there was a dead silence, she would bark. Why? Well, it turns out that Blue loves to get up on a bed here in the house, but she doesn't know how to get down. So she decided the best way to alert everybody that she's up in the bed was to bark obnoxiously for almost an hour. Yeah, there's like little bouts of where she would stop. And I was like, okay, there's it. That's it.
She's done.
Chapter 7: How does Zoltan feel about his recent comedy special?
And then... It is, you know, sometimes when Blue barks during the episodes, when I go back and we're editing the show, I don't really hear it. So I'm like, OK, I can work around. I'm hoping this is faint enough that it won't be so omnipresent during the episode. But I've already listened to it back a little bit. And I can already tell you right now, you're going to hear Blue.
That's what you're going to do. But Zoltan is hilarious. And we were lucky to get him in here.
Yeah.
And we're happy to have him. And he's going to have a big tour, links in the show notes to his tickets. He's got a brand new special that's on YouTube available right now. All you got to do is go press play, links in the show notes. Zoltan has been doing this for a long time.
Chapter 8: What future projects does Zoltan have planned?
And he's got a very unique delivery, a very unique affectation. And he uses it to his distinct advantage. It is really hilarious. There are a lot of comics that come on that I enjoy personally. A lot of the comics, most of the comics that come on, we know in some way, shape or form, we've seen their material and we like it. But this one kind of rises to the top of the list for me, for Astrid.
Astrid's so excited that Zoltan's coming in. And we are too. We're going to go see the show too. Yeah, we're going to go see his show. He invites us to the show at the end of the interview, and it was so kind of him to do so. And that puts him automatically in the friend category here at the commercial break.
When I don't have to pay, you know, when just saving me just a little bit of money, I don't care if the tickets are in the fucking broom closet. I'm not fussy. I just want to go see Zoltan. Yeah, it'll be a fun night out. And he's playing at Center Stage, which is a great place to see. It is. It's where I saw my first ever comedy show, Pauly Shore. Right. That's right. Yeah. Folly. Folly, sure.
Wasn't there something about a cigarette involved in that story? He bummed a cigarette. Yes. Even though he didn't smoke cigarettes, he bummed a cigarette. And we were 14 years old smoking Camel Wides. Remember Camel Wides? Oh, my God, yes. We thought they were toys. You know what I'm saying? That's how young we were. We were just like, these are cool, Camel Wides. So –
Here's something funny while we're talking about it, since we're already let the cat out of the bag, that we've already recorded this interview. So after we record the interview, a day or two later, Zoltan makes a post about his new special. Yes. And he says, the post is basically a lot...
what he'll you'll hear here on the show which is they pitched it to the streamers the streamers said no we were in disbelief that any of the streamers would say no to zoltan but they said no and that happens in whatever hit the next one get him at the next one so he posts that and i make a comment you know it's a big stream conspiracy rob schneider has a special on netflix Think about that.
Fucking Rob Schneider has a special on Netflix. The most undesired stand-up comic since, I don't know, Carrot Top? I'm not sure. I don't know. No knock on Carrot Top. No, I know. He gets enough shit. I actually like Carrot Top, if I'm being honest. He's strangely muscular, though. Yeah, he's just a strange-looking dude. I don't love his comedy, but I like him as a person.
When I see him talking, I get into it. I'm like, okay, all right, Carrot Tap, you're not terrible. He's got great stories, too. He's seen a lot of history of comedy. So I say that on the comments section, and I'm just sharing with you guys. Rob Schneider has a streaming special on Netflix, and Zoltan is on YouTube. All you have to do is press play. It's going to be a great hour of comedy.
Do us all a favor. Go watch Zoltan. Let's make Zoltan part of the commercial break family. Let's make sure that he feels the love. I agree. So please go press play. You can also do that on our podcast. That would help us out a lot. Yes, please press play. Press play on our podcast. Of course, if you're not hearing this, then how would you know to press play? But there you go. All right. Okay.
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