Chapter 1: What humorous mix-up do they have about the day of the week?
These beautiful things that I've got.
Hello. Good morning. It is Monday. Monday.
No, it's not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's Thursday. I ain't going back. I ain't going back. It is War of the Roses Day, second row for Jonas Brothers tickets. I had the house to myself last night.
Chapter 2: What did the host do with the house to themselves?
It was glorious. Oh, what'd you do? Walk around naked? No, I watched Scarface on, I don't know, Prime or something like that. So you sat around naked? Sat around. No, we stopped trying to picture me naked. So it was glorious, and I did a little exercise on the treadmill, and I watched Scarface, one of the greatest movies of all time.
I've never seen it.
It's not your style of movie.
Yeah.
It's violent, and it has tons of F-words in it. There's lots of gunning and killing and chainsaw. One guy gets chainsawed to death. Really? Yeah, it's pretty dope, yeah.
There's no, like, love story?
Well, there is, because Tony Montana...
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Chapter 3: What movie did they discuss and why is it significant?
the head drug pin the scarface scarface yeah okay he falls in love with the boss's wife michelle michelle pfeiffer yeah that seems bad though well it was a bad idea and and eventually she actually chooses tony montana after tony montana kills the boss with the chainsaw no not with the chainsaw just just just shoots him just like boom boom boom well he didn't shoot him but his friend uh his friend shot him tap a tap a tap i'm writing this down
I'll go see this immediately. You're never going to see Scarface.
I'm glad you had a great movie experience last night, David. Yes. I'm a little peed off. Not peed off. I went to go see him last night. I'm not going to say where I went, but the theater we went to was straight out of the 70s. Literally, there were no, like, you know how there's movie poster screens, like digitized screens? Didn't have that. There was one employee working the concession stand.
And at one point she just said something weird to me, kind of threw me off. Then we went into the movie theater and it's on my Instagram story. What did she say? What did she say weird to you? What do you mean? I asked for a blue raspberry icy and she went over and she was like, oh, it's not ready yet. And I was like, OK, can I just get a soda then? Because I didn't want another flavor. Yeah.
And then she goes, oh, I think it'll be ready in like two minutes. So what I'm assuming is she just didn't want to give you back change for a soda. So why didn't you just tell me from the beginning? It can take a couple of seconds. It was just weird behavior. And it was literally like I was in a horror movie where there was an abandoned movie theater.
There was maybe four people in the entire theater, including Alyssa and I. Then we went in the theater, and it looked like it wasn't black walls. The movie screen was super-duper small. It looked so old that there was, like, curtains surrounding it.
Oh, I love when there's curtains. Yeah, where were you? The Lagoon?
Yeah.
Where did you go to? I was in AMC Moundsview. Oh, okay. I've never been. I don't know. Okay, okay, yeah. Yeah, it's still 1979 in Mountain. Pretty much. They haven't updated it at all.
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Chapter 4: What unusual experience did one host have at the movie theater?
Yeah, I think that's an Oscar contender. Bailey got her hair done.
I did. I got my hair done.
hair done you guys didn't say anything to me about it i didn't look at you hasn't noticed yet it's very noticeable it is uh it is a darker than it was yes it is it's brown now uh brown for fall i was kind of sick of the blonde which is this is what happens when you have an appointment to get your hair done the day before you get your hair done you get endless compliments on your hair yeah oh god you look great today oh your hair looks great today your hair is so cute and i'll of
Great, thank you. I have an appointment tomorrow. Like, oh, sorry, I have an appointment tomorrow. But I do really like it. It's for fall.
You getting dolled up for this new boy you're seeing or what's going on?
No, because, okay, here's what's annoying about this man that I've been going on dates with. And you can tell me what you think, Dave. Okay. So I've gone on two dates with him. I did give him my phone number so we could take it off of Hinge. Yeah. And I thought, oh, I'll give him my phone number so he'll be better at responding.
Yeah.
No, absolutely not. So I messaged him on Tuesday, or I texted him on Tuesday, and it took him, like, over, like... A day? Over a day to respond to me. And then he's like, oh, so sorry about not getting back to you in time. My parents are in town, this work thing, whatever. And so now I'm being kind of petty. And so I'll be like, okay, well, you took a day and a half to respond to me.
I'm going to take six hours to respond to you.
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Chapter 5: How does the conversation shift to hair appointments?
I found something about Pay It Forward. Here we go. Okay. This is from a former barista who worked at Starbucks for seven years. Since the current employees cannot say it, I will. pay it forward or buy for the car behind you is extremely annoying and makes everything confusing. It makes it easy to hand out the wrong drinks and it just sucks. Instead of paying for the people behind you,
who can afford their own stuff since they're in line intending to pay, tip the people making your drinks who have been understaffed for months. True, valid. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, says Hannah Wilson. And I think that's a really good point. I never do the pay for somebody behind. I rarely go through the drive-thru.
Actually, I do, but this time of the morning, there's never anybody behind me. So it's just me. So that's a really good point. Instead of saying, hey, you know what? Go ahead and get the drink for the person behind me. Oh, okay. Well, that's another $7.15. Just give the barista a couple of bucks. Yeah, give them $7.15. They'd be thrilled.
The person behind you that might appreciate it, but they also could be driving a Range Rover on their way to work in like Wyzetta somewhere or their home in Wyzetta.
So tip the barista. That really is such a good point. There was a trend for a while, like the pay it forward thing, where YouTubers would be like, pay for the next three guys behind me. They're in line. They have the money already, you know? It's a nice gesture. For sure.
But, I mean, that really makes sense. Give it to the woman that's working behind the counter.
I can guarantee, like that person said, they're probably understaffed.
And she's got four kids?
She's got four kids.
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Chapter 6: What frustrations arise about modern dating and texting?
Those kids are hungry. And one on the way, Dave.
And one on the way. Yeah. I know. All right. We're talking about Jonas Brothers tickets in the second row coming up next hour. Should we brag about what you're going to get to do with the Jonas Brothers show?
I mean, we can, I guess.
This is pretty cool. Bailey loves Jonas Brothers.
Like, I love the Jonas Brothers, but I wouldn't say, like, in terms of their music, I know all of their music. I don't. I don't know all their music. I just like them as people. Fake fan. I know, fake fan. But I get to be in the pit.
Like the little pit where the Asia security people stand?
Yeah, probably down there. I just get, I mean, if you look up, it's like crotch shot. That's essentially where I get to sit. Okay, gotcha. Stand on.
Don't stare. Will you do me a favor? Don't embarrass the station by staring.
What I'm excited for, because I am technically there as a station representative and I get to take pictures and stuff, is when Kevin walks by and no one says anything, I'm going to go, Kevin! Because I love Kevin. He's my favorite. So when he walks by, maybe we'll lock eyes and then he'll be like, whisper, whisper.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' thoughts on tipping culture?
Oh, my God. How did I forget about this?
Well, they didn't put you on the email.
They did, actually. I'm so glad you reminded me. Big announcement coming up. It says 7.05 this morning that you're going to want to hear. And it's super cool. And you might be able to guess what it is. If you've listened to the station for a while, you might be able to guess what it is. But we'll tell you about that coming up at about 7.05 on KDWB.
Big announcement coming up this morning at about 7.05 or so. We're very excited about this one. I will tell you it involves you. And we love that when you are a part of things. So there's a little something in it for you. 7.05 this morning. Then again, we're loaded up today. 7.20, it's Jonas Brothers tickets in row number two. Two?
Your odds of catching a guitar pick, a drumstick, a guitar, or a beer bottle to the head are really, really good.
I was going to say like a fleck of sweat. That's what you were going to say, a fleck of sweat.
Odds are really good. Second row. Then Brandy War of the Roses comes up at 735. It's all on the way on KDWB. You don't need social media for gossip, rumors, and half-truths. You've got Dave's Dirt on KDWB. So Dolly Parton has a sister that basically said prayers for Dolly, prayers for Dolly, and you're kind of like, oh my God, is she not doing well? Dolly Parton comes to Dolly Parton's rescue.
I want you to know that I'm okay. I've got some problems, as I mentioned, back when my husband Carl was very sick. I didn't take care of myself, so I let a lot of things go that I should have been taking care of. Nothing major, but I did have to cancel some things so I could be closer to home, closer to Vanderbilt.
There's just a lot of rumors flying around, but I figured if you heard it from me, you'd know that I was okay. I'm glad to hear that. Dolly should live forever. It's one of those people, like Betty White, you want her to live forever.
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