30 Going On 13

The Weekenders

21 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss hating music but loving band tees, the blaspheme of the term "frogging", Liv's genius idea for a horror tableau (TmTmTm), t...

Sex And The City

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss having a crush on the Grinch, Tim Horton's documented history of refusing to toast their bagels, fraudulent puppacinos, the...

Californication

06 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss getting/giving pink eye via black bottom liner, what came first the hot cereal dino egg or the dino, Maddy's slew of wine b...

SNEAK PEEK: Our Patreon Minisode This Month

29 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this minisode we discuss Maddy's intro to double-doggie mom life, childhood vs. adult friendships, Liv's signature hot cereal recipe, having an ins...

Braceface

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the Era of Blue, the current 7th Heaven renaissance, crying headaches, Dill from Stickin' Around's famous saying "hooooooly...

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Braceface getting her period while rollerblading, Ruthie Camden's Maxim cover, what makes a hatter go mad, different ways p...

7th Heaven "America's Most Wanted"

08 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss jugs & knockers during Ailments Corner, the mentality (emphasis on the mental) of preferring to get an F over a B, how visc...

7th Heaven

01 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the emotional come-down from our infamous Comicon live show (including Joel's MASSIVE blunder), our thoughts and prayers fo...

LIVE SHOW @ TORONTO COMICON '23

26 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Despite the fact that the "announcer" (aka Liv's own life partner of 6 years) said the podcast name as "30 on 13 going on", do not fear, you are in fa...

Breaker High

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss our huge upcoming live show at Comicon, a "heartwarming" story about Buffy saving a family's life, the classic "Southern Be...

Twilight Pt.3

04 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Liv's bois doing Globetrotter tricks (allegedly), how men doing scootin' or sparklin' or perchin' gives us the ick, the all...

Twilight Pt.2

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss our complete lack of emotion except for Intervention, all things TLC aka the Tender Love & Care channel, where we're at wit...

Twilight

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the elephant in the room ie. the 1-star saga, the inaugural Liv's Fitness Corner, HUGE news regarding a potential special g...

Camp Rock Pt.2

11 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Liv being a rube while watching her lil tv programs, Maddy paying a group of "medical professionals" to photograph her nake...

Camp Rock

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss our utterly horrendous dining experience in an epic joint FFC, being a boss babe She-E-O, Liv's review of her flight of Ter...

Uh Oh!

29 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the trauma of last week's  technological failure, Maddy's Oscars/Oscars Snub List/Razzies snuff/snub, how this show turned...

From Justin To Kelly Pt.2

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss whether or not we're like "young men with podcasts", an update for Athletic Greens Corner, Liv does a TikTok dance, how Div...

From Justin To Kelly

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss getting your hair done at the mall, having sourdough bread for the first time aka puberty, microwaving hot dog buns after s...

Love Actually

27 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss dreams of being a Nepo Baby, Maddy's family trip to the mall, "hilarious" car decals, not getting hit on, the opening 9/11 ...

Falling For Christmas Pt.2

18 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss scary holiday music, Ryan Atwood's anti-crypto stance, Sosie Bacon, Liv's miserly behaviour with her wrapping materials, th...

Falling For Christmas

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss all the Flubber remixes, the iconic Herbal Essences (orgasm) commercial, the horror of the Robaxacet doll, our inaugural Ch...

Flubber Pt.2

04 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Maddy doing a lil Nordstrom cow/Winners turtle, farting while sleeping in public, the onslaught of Black Friday emails, wea...

Flubber

27 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the seasonal roster at Starbucks, ordering food from Cineplex, Maddy being a horsey girl in horsey heaven on Heartland, hav...

Harriet The Spy

20 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the "salad days" of the Kranks, Maddy's week from hell with shingles, how Harriet isn't a spy (go figure), HTS as the prequ...

Radio Free Roscoe

05 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss some recent horror movie watches, Liv's celeb acquaintance, sad Canadiana lunchroom group breakdowns, Ray's it factor, who ...

I Know What You Did Last Summer - HALLOWEEN ALL DAY EVERY DAY MONTH!!!

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss a chilling update in the Ravioli Saga, all the different halloween treat crews, getting accused of the cardinal sin of "bac...

Goosebumps "Stay Out Of The Basement" - HALLOWEEN ALL DAY EVERY DAY MONTH!!!

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Goosebumps weddings, soups with an "outside and an inside", using a "little pail" for trick or treating, some new and distu...

The Ring - HALLOWEEN ALL DAY EVERY DAY MONTH!!!

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss how Pingu was pissing all the time, how irresistible aluminum wrapped chocolates are, Liv's crazy real life Ring story, the...

Dawson's Creek "Capeside Revisited" Pt.2 - THE WORST EPISODE

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the Pavlovian effect of MSN dings, Maddy's experience eating a Pop Tart, going BONANAS for banana bear paws and fruit roll-...

Dawson's Creek "Capeside Revisited" - THE WORST EPISODE

01 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Jan Arden and her music stylings, our brand spanking new Patreon, maddy getting hacked by a bot named Mabdy, Fun Dip, the f...

Dawson's Creek "Reunited" - THE WORST EPISODE

25 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When it comes to dissecting the worst of Dawson's Creek, there's really just nothing to say or do but to "go BONANAS" from the sheer horror of it all....

One Tree Hill "Searching for a Former Clarity" - THE WORST EPISODE

17 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the 2000's craze for The Fray, all of our TIFF celeb sightings, Boston Pizza cactus cuts, our postpartum towards other peop...

The OC "The Chrismukk-huh?" - THE WORST EPISODE

10 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss feelings about Viva Puffs, a HUGE Tim Horton's update, falling asleep with junk food, "Mm wacha say" as the antidote to Liz...

Saved! Pt.2

03 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss drinking DC's at FanExpo, a possible live show (!?!), Liv getting married on a log ride at Center Island, people who chew a...

Saved!

28 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss our upcoming debut at FanExpo, getting your babysitter's license, Tim Horton's pizza, the cheerleader effect of Raisin Bran...

Spy Kids Pt.2

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Liv eating troughs of potatoes, the 2 different chip camps (the good one and the stinky stinkpot one), Juni's wife Meghan T...

Spy Kids

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss bugs in bags, how much salami looks like space, texting with Uber drivers, Liv's ultra huge NYC "cursed" celeb sighting, Ma...

Laguna Beach

06 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss tales from our spring break, the international epidemic of bathrooms with frosted glass doors, opening up the toilet-based ...

Full House

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the Frasier theme song, Howard Stern for some reason, Liv's wild encounter with a masssssive "celeb" from American Pie, wat...

Lords of Dogtown Pt.2

15 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the absolute hell of password culture, baby's first hemorrhoid, an unwanted Space Update from the James Webb  telescope, C...

Lords of Dogtown

09 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Maddy's impending big 3-0, Liv's tragic tale of her 3-0, Horndog Corner, nuts, the word "undercarriage", needing to have al...

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

01 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the pandemonium of the inaugural 30GO13 Livestream, Maddy's gasoline-flavoured 'chos, getting a PHD in "Buffy", "Josh" Whed...

Friends

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Maddy's big trip to 'wood to wig hunt, Celeb Sighting Corner, the ongoing feud between Millenials and Gen Z's, "fun" facts ...

Gossip Girl

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the era of "scouts" being everywhere, reading the Gossip Girl literature, Liv wanting to b her b's out about Lizzo's sonic ...

Cheetah Girls Pt.2

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss even more colour combos/ensembles/accessories from LaSenza Girl, how JacobJr. exclusively catered to elementary school reci...

Cheetah Girls

21 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss "medical grade" diarrhea, how Maddy's daughter Dublin broke her finger, Tim Horton's Bieb's Brew, what came first the chick...

Secret Life of the American Teenager

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Liv's big debut as a blonde "bombshell" (minus the cans), the Baby Genius fan art we received, Maddy's formula for the perf...

Baby Geniuses Pt.2

07 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss how this flick ruins relationships, why the babies aren't curing cancer before they "get dumb", Maddy's big adventure prete...

Baby Geniuses

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss committing crimes on the moon, long furbys, an update on the Beans'es butt scandal, being back in the baby's POV, if knowin...

Even Stevens

22 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss what we've been up to during our 2 week Covid sabbatical, the absolute terror of human bodies, Liv's undying love/possible ...

My So-Called Life

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss getting mad at your mom, a sex offender list but for people who eat bagels Globetrotter-style, why Canada won't let us have...

Dawson's Creek "Beauty Contest"

27 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Maddy's review of Coke Starlight, our  Elizabeth Holmes impressions, the "Globe Trotter" technique for holding a bagel, ho...

Dawson's Creek

19 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Beeker/Beeky/Beekman's ICONIC "McDonald's M" hairline, our hot take on concession treats, modern day Dunkaroos, our hatred ...

Ice Princess

12 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss getting the scaries on your 30th, Tim Horton's, our new bagel-based innovation, the Tratch of it all, the worst love intere...

How To Deal

05 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss "Corrections by Kate" Corner, our respective relationships with Mandy Moore, the absolutely normal name "Macon", pixie cuts...

Cruel Intentions - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTH

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the pandemonium of (Liv's) Dream Corner,  the inundation of Disney Commercials, Coca-Cola Starlight, some "fun" facts, whe...

Clueless Pt. 2 - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTH

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the inaugural Dream Corner, Liv's step-sibling love protest, more freaky naughty facts about Hollywood incest, Knix period ...

Clueless Pt. 1 - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTH

09 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss whether or not it was necessary for P Rudd to be a step-bro (SPOILER: Liv says yes), the BINGO card that brought us to our ...

Life With Derek - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTH

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the Dasey fandom, Maddy's annual firm handshake with her bro, Hollywood incest fun facts, the "Corbin Blue Effect" of this ...

High School Musical Pt. 2

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the extreme peer pressure to watch Euphoria, all of the messages from our beauuuuuuutiful listeners, how everyone named in ...

High School Musical

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss what us and our babies did for the big Toronto "Snow Day", the absolute terror of a ZERO delivery/takeout situation, watchi...

The Girl Next Door Pt.2

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss suffering from brain gentrification, wanting to start a Comfy-based cult, being haunted by Robaxacet dolls, the "cool white...

The Girl Next Door

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss our thoughts on this new "2022" year, wanting to be cool for Satan, the Robaxacet doll /Kraft Dinner chins/Six Flags guy as...

HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR Presents The OC "The Countdown"

29 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss our major cameo moment, the sordid history between Hil Duff and LiLo, msn issues, Dustin from Zoey101 as a Bondage Boy, fin...

HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR Presents The OC "The First Chrismukkah"

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Olivia's beach vacay, Aaron Carter updates, Celeb Sightings Corner, Maddy's trypophobia that manifests in a fear of too man...

HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR Presents Lizzie McGuire "Aaron Carter Comes to Town"

08 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss a gruesome tale from Dentist Corner, how Maddy is a full blown Fox News anchor, whether or not sitting on cold pavement giv...

Step Up Pt.2

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss destroying other people with clinical assessments, watching A Bug's Life in 4D, more Timbit updates, Maddy's blasphemous li...

Step Up Pt.1

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Liv's jetlag from her NYC trip, dogs bein' naughty, the Hawaiian timbit debacle, Dexter's dark passenger, Channing Tatum's ...

Lizzie McGuire: S2 Episode 1 "First Kiss"

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We cover the horrific "Tim-biebs" invention, the impending Tim Hortons insurrection, eating plates off nachos with microwaved cheese, getting "Haley-D...

The Lizzie McGuire Movie

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss ordering pizza with no cheese from the Hut, Tim Hortons of yesteryear, getting your first bra, our rollercoaster of emotion...

Rat Race

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the different chocolate bar crews and who they work for, cameos from Gloria Allred, THE iconic "tongue ring" gag, how Olivi...

HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Final Destination"

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the urban legend of "the girl who got her hair ripped off on Drop Zone", Maddy's run-in with her Domino's nemesis, how fun ...

HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Hocus Pocus"

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss costumes for doggie bois, the cultural impact of East Side Mario's, the most chilling tale from Maddy for our inaugural Cos...

HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Goosebumps: Night of the Living Dummy 2"

13 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Goosebumps-themed weddings, Maddy getting roasted on TikTok aka our first ever Bully Corner (EEEEK), Pizza The Hut, the pro...

HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Halloweentown"

07 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the Amelia von Frank controversy, Liv's dastardly Fast Food Corner update, the term Uber Grand Prix, Maddy's biggest fattes...

Coyote Ugly

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss first day of school outfits, our amazing dreamboat of a new team member (Emily), why having a single dad makes you sexy, Ol...

Aquamarine

22 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss CCRC aka Christy Carlson Romano Corner, Liv's sordid history with this flick, Maddy's sordid history with being a B-HAD B-H...

Gilmore Girls Pilot

15 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Maddy's infamous Subway tragedy(and her CHRONIC fast food misfortune), the inaugural Spooky Skeletons Corner/True Crime Cor...

American Pie

08 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Calmeroos aka Camerons, the era of AP-themed MSN names, Sex & The City for teenage boys, what giant PREWDS we are, Alison H...

BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Grease 2"

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss our IRL meeting of the minds, the worst variety of shopping (i.e the swimsuit variety), Liv's Fashion Corner, the cringey e...

BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Mean Girls 2"

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss weekly trough mash potatoes, the villainous return of the SD (single dad), baby girl mechanics, Maddy quotes Ted Bundy, bik...

BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Another Cinderella Story" (Pt. 2)

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss "vintage" Spacemakers, the economics of limited time burgers, being a stickler for dinner props, the 'Wood, Maddy being a d...

BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Another Cinderella Story" (Pt. 1)

11 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Olivia's rat baby zoo, being a breadhead, Jane Lynch as a popstar, U-niss vs. U-nese, all things Scooby-Dooian, the charact...

BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Bring It On: All Or Nothing"

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the embarrassment of packed lunches, hot girl snacks, our Brothers Grim conspiracy about this flick, non-consensual cheerin...

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW Presents "13 Going On 30"

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss The Keg lore/heritage, the internet smear campaign against JGarn, our love for JuGree, school picture day, Maddy's hard-on ...

Boy Meets World Pilot

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Maddy's birthday, signature uniform flood "black dress pants" & industrial grade non-slips, a wild Fast Food Corner, viking...

The New Guy

07 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss celeb encounters, Maddy's Little Hank hat display, the purpose of hats, pigtails being called "handle bars" (puke), taking ...

Matilda

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the Toy Story-themed 30 Going 13 sticker conspiracy, Robaxacet wooden dolls, doing PBN's, childhood obsession with all thin...

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss a SHOCKING revelation about our relationship, Blake Lively's hair, Greece vacay envy, Gossip Girl books, the automatic Sex ...

Zoey 101 Pilot

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the "Little Brother" prototype, cheese pizza shortages at Pizza Nova, shows that are chain restaurants, bullying on set (ee...

Are You Afraid of the Dark

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss doggie baby bjorns, GapKids messenger bags, being a childhood freak on a leash, fangirl-ing over Canadian actors, collectin...

One Tree Hill Pilot

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Gavin DeGraw, Fast Food Corner: lime meringue pie edition, BarnBoy, the Peyton Sawyer prototype, Mau aka Dinkus, alt cheerl...

Raise Your Voice

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the "crime" of eating cereal raw, being an Aiden-ater, the era of everyone getting a record deal, brother/sister & father/d...

Sleepover

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the features of a perfect sleepover house, skaterbois, "holding up the tent", halloween grab bags of actors, fuscia bedroom...

John Tucker Must Die

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss doggie bucket hats, Fast Food Corner, falling in love with any boy in the proximity on a vacation, white orb webcam selfies...

Life Size

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the evolution of Wendy's fries, made-for-tv movies, kids playing with microchips, the most single-est single dad, Trunchbul...

A-MONTH-A BYNES Presents "She's The Man"

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss uneven nose holes, being a tall baby, formative Hotmail accounts, playing sports in a string bikini, the Bynesian accent, b...

A-MONTH-A BYNES Presents "Sydney White"

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the "Dear" clothing line, lace trim bandeaus for the chest/waist, Olivia's adventures at detective camp, whether plumbers s...

A-MONTH-A BYNES Presents "What A Girl Wants"

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss Canadian maternal grandparents, breastfeeding on Jim Carey flicks, corporate hippies, mod/hodge podge, bedoiun soundclash w...

A-MONTH-A BYNES Presents "Big Fat Liar"

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the American Pie era, the vendetta against Frankie Muniz, Malcom in the Middle, being in the gifted program (or not...), th...