Californication
06 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss getting/giving pink eye via black bottom liner, what came first the hot c...
SNEAK PEEK: Our Patreon Minisode This Month
29 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this minisode we discuss Maddy's intro to double-doggie mom life, childhood vs. adult friendships...
Braceface
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Era of Blue, the current 7th Heaven renaissance, crying headaches, Di...
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Braceface getting her period while rollerblading, Ruthie Camden's Maxim c...
7th Heaven "America's Most Wanted"
08 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss jugs & knockers during Ailments Corner, the mentality (emphasis on the me...
7th Heaven
01 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the emotional come-down from our infamous Comicon live show (including Jo...
LIVE SHOW @ TORONTO COMICON '23
26 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Despite the fact that the "announcer" (aka Liv's own life partner of 6 years) said the podcast name ...
Breaker High
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our huge upcoming live show at Comicon, a "heartwarming" story about Buff...
Twilight Pt.3
04 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Liv's bois doing Globetrotter tricks (allegedly), how men doing scootin' ...
Twilight Pt.2
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our complete lack of emotion except for Intervention, all things TLC aka ...
Twilight
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the elephant in the room ie. the 1-star saga, the inaugural Liv's Fitness...
Camp Rock Pt.2
11 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Liv being a rube while watching her lil tv programs, Maddy paying a group...
Camp Rock
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our utterly horrendous dining experience in an epic joint FFC, being a bo...
Uh Oh!
29 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the trauma of last week's technological failure, Maddy's Oscars/Oscars ...
From Justin To Kelly Pt.2
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss whether or not we're like "young men with podcasts", an update for Athlet...
From Justin To Kelly
08 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss getting your hair done at the mall, having sourdough bread for the first ...
Love Actually
27 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss dreams of being a Nepo Baby, Maddy's family trip to the mall, "hilarious"...
Falling For Christmas Pt.2
18 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss scary holiday music, Ryan Atwood's anti-crypto stance, Sosie Bacon, Liv's...
Falling For Christmas
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss all the Flubber remixes, the iconic Herbal Essences (orgasm) commercial, ...
Flubber Pt.2
04 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy doing a lil Nordstrom cow/Winners turtle, farting while sleeping in...
Flubber
27 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the seasonal roster at Starbucks, ordering food from Cineplex, Maddy bein...
Harriet The Spy
20 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the "salad days" of the Kranks, Maddy's week from hell with shingles, how...
Radio Free Roscoe
05 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss some recent horror movie watches, Liv's celeb acquaintance, sad Canadiana...
I Know What You Did Last Summer - HALLOWEEN ALL DAY EVERY DAY MONTH!!!
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss a chilling update in the Ravioli Saga, all the different halloween treat ...
Goosebumps "Stay Out Of The Basement" - HALLOWEEN ALL DAY EVERY DAY MONTH!!!
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Goosebumps weddings, soups with an "outside and an inside", using a "litt...
The Ring - HALLOWEEN ALL DAY EVERY DAY MONTH!!!
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how Pingu was pissing all the time, how irresistible aluminum wrapped cho...
Dawson's Creek "Capeside Revisited" Pt.2 - THE WORST EPISODE
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Pavlovian effect of MSN dings, Maddy's experience eating a Pop Tart, ...
Dawson's Creek "Capeside Revisited" - THE WORST EPISODE
01 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Jan Arden and her music stylings, our brand spanking new Patreon, maddy g...
Dawson's Creek "Reunited" - THE WORST EPISODE
25 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When it comes to dissecting the worst of Dawson's Creek, there's really just nothing to say or do bu...
One Tree Hill "Searching for a Former Clarity" - THE WORST EPISODE
17 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the 2000's craze for The Fray, all of our TIFF celeb sightings, Boston Pi...
The OC "The Chrismukk-huh?" - THE WORST EPISODE
10 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss feelings about Viva Puffs, a HUGE Tim Horton's update, falling asleep wit...
Saved! Pt.2
03 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss drinking DC's at FanExpo, a possible live show (!?!), Liv getting married...
Saved!
28 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our upcoming debut at FanExpo, getting your babysitter's license, Tim Hor...
Spy Kids Pt.2
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Liv eating troughs of potatoes, the 2 different chip camps (the good one ...
Spy Kids
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss bugs in bags, how much salami looks like space, texting with Uber drivers...
Laguna Beach
06 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss tales from our spring break, the international epidemic of bathrooms with...
Full House
22 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Frasier theme song, Howard Stern for some reason, Liv's wild encounte...
Lords of Dogtown Pt.2
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the absolute hell of password culture, baby's first hemorrhoid, an unwant...
Lords of Dogtown
09 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's impending big 3-0, Liv's tragic tale of her 3-0, Horndog Corner, ...
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the pandemonium of the inaugural 30GO13 Livestream, Maddy's gasoline-flav...
Friends
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's big trip to 'wood to wig hunt, Celeb Sighting Corner, the ongoing...
Gossip Girl
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the era of "scouts" being everywhere, reading the Gossip Girl literature,...
Cheetah Girls Pt.2
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss even more colour combos/ensembles/accessories from LaSenza Girl, how Jaco...
Cheetah Girls
21 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss "medical grade" diarrhea, how Maddy's daughter Dublin broke her finger, T...
Secret Life of the American Teenager
13 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Liv's big debut as a blonde "bombshell" (minus the cans), the Baby Genius...
Baby Geniuses Pt.2
07 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how this flick ruins relationships, why the babies aren't curing cancer b...
Baby Geniuses
29 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss committing crimes on the moon, long furbys, an update on the Beans'es but...
Even Stevens
22 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss what we've been up to during our 2 week Covid sabbatical, the absolute te...
My So-Called Life
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss getting mad at your mom, a sex offender list but for people who eat bagel...
Dawson's Creek "Beauty Contest"
27 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's review of Coke Starlight, our Elizabeth Holmes impressions, the...
Dawson's Creek
19 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Beeker/Beeky/Beekman's ICONIC "McDonald's M" hairline, our hot take on co...
Ice Princess
12 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss getting the scaries on your 30th, Tim Horton's, our new bagel-based innov...
How To Deal
05 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss "Corrections by Kate" Corner, our respective relationships with Mandy Moo...
Cruel Intentions - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTH
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the pandemonium of (Liv's) Dream Corner, the inundation of Disney Comme...
Clueless Pt. 2 - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTH
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the inaugural Dream Corner, Liv's step-sibling love protest, more freaky ...
Clueless Pt. 1 - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTH
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss whether or not it was necessary for P Rudd to be a step-bro (SPOILER: Liv...
Life With Derek - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTH
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Dasey fandom, Maddy's annual firm handshake with her bro, Hollywood i...
High School Musical Pt. 2
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the extreme peer pressure to watch Euphoria, all of the messages from our...
High School Musical
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss what us and our babies did for the big Toronto "Snow Day", the absolute t...
The Girl Next Door Pt.2
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss suffering from brain gentrification, wanting to start a Comfy-based cult,...
The Girl Next Door
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our thoughts on this new "2022" year, wanting to be cool for Satan, the R...
HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR Presents The OC "The Countdown"
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our major cameo moment, the sordid history between Hil Duff and LiLo, msn...
HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR Presents The OC "The First Chrismukkah"
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Olivia's beach vacay, Aaron Carter updates, Celeb Sightings Corner, Maddy...
HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR Presents Lizzie McGuire "Aaron Carter Comes to Town"
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss a gruesome tale from Dentist Corner, how Maddy is a full blown Fox News a...
Step Up Pt.2
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss destroying other people with clinical assessments, watching A Bug's Life ...
Step Up Pt.1
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Liv's jetlag from her NYC trip, dogs bein' naughty, the Hawaiian timbit d...
Lizzie McGuire: S2 Episode 1 "First Kiss"
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We cover the horrific "Tim-biebs" invention, the impending Tim Hortons insurrection, eating plates o...
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss ordering pizza with no cheese from the Hut, Tim Hortons of yesteryear, ge...
Rat Race
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the different chocolate bar crews and who they work for, cameos from Glor...
HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Final Destination"
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the urban legend of "the girl who got her hair ripped off on Drop Zone", ...
HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Hocus Pocus"
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss costumes for doggie bois, the cultural impact of East Side Mario's, the m...
HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Goosebumps: Night of the Living Dummy 2"
13 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Goosebumps-themed weddings, Maddy getting roasted on TikTok aka our first...
HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Halloweentown"
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Amelia von Frank controversy, Liv's dastardly Fast Food Corner update...
Coyote Ugly
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss first day of school outfits, our amazing dreamboat of a new team member (...
Aquamarine
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss CCRC aka Christy Carlson Romano Corner, Liv's sordid history with this fl...
Gilmore Girls Pilot
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's infamous Subway tragedy(and her CHRONIC fast food misfortune), th...
American Pie
08 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Calmeroos aka Camerons, the era of AP-themed MSN names, Sex & The City fo...
BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Grease 2"
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our IRL meeting of the minds, the worst variety of shopping (i.e the swim...
BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Mean Girls 2"
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss weekly trough mash potatoes, the villainous return of the SD (single dad)...
BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Another Cinderella Story" (Pt. 2)
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss "vintage" Spacemakers, the economics of limited time burgers, being a sti...
BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Another Cinderella Story" (Pt. 1)
11 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Olivia's rat baby zoo, being a breadhead, Jane Lynch as a popstar, U-niss...
BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Bring It On: All Or Nothing"
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the embarrassment of packed lunches, hot girl snacks, our Brothers Grim c...
ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW Presents "13 Going On 30"
20 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss The Keg lore/heritage, the internet smear campaign against JGarn, our lov...
Boy Meets World Pilot
13 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's birthday, signature uniform flood "black dress pants" & industria...
The New Guy
07 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss celeb encounters, Maddy's Little Hank hat display, the purpose of hats, p...
Matilda
29 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Toy Story-themed 30 Going 13 sticker conspiracy, Robaxacet wooden dol...
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss a SHOCKING revelation about our relationship, Blake Lively's hair, Greece...
Zoey 101 Pilot
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the "Little Brother" prototype, cheese pizza shortages at Pizza Nova, sho...
Are You Afraid of the Dark
09 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss doggie baby bjorns, GapKids messenger bags, being a childhood freak on a ...
One Tree Hill Pilot
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Gavin DeGraw, Fast Food Corner: lime meringue pie edition, BarnBoy, the P...
Raise Your Voice
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the "crime" of eating cereal raw, being an Aiden-ater, the era of everyon...
Sleepover
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the features of a perfect sleepover house, skaterbois, "holding up the te...
John Tucker Must Die
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss doggie bucket hats, Fast Food Corner, falling in love with any boy in the...
Life Size
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the evolution of Wendy's fries, made-for-tv movies, kids playing with mic...
A-MONTH-A BYNES Presents "She's The Man"
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss uneven nose holes, being a tall baby, formative Hotmail accounts, playing...
A-MONTH-A BYNES Presents "Sydney White"
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the "Dear" clothing line, lace trim bandeaus for the chest/waist, Olivia'...
A-MONTH-A BYNES Presents "What A Girl Wants"
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Canadian maternal grandparents, breastfeeding on Jim Carey flicks, corpor...
A-MONTH-A BYNES Presents "Big Fat Liar"
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the American Pie era, the vendetta against Frankie Muniz, Malcom in the M...
Just My Luck
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Olivia's fateful worm incident, getting slushies with boys, lip gloss tec...
Crossroads
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss pink flamingos for a 40th, communal time capsules, preteen Slenderman-hea...