30 Going On 13
Episodes
Just My Luck
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Olivia's fateful worm incident, getting slushies with boys, lip gloss technology, Lilo's hairstory, the number of white wom...
Crossroads
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss pink flamingos for a 40th, communal time capsules, preteen Slenderman-heads, Dan Ackroyd as a liquor magnate, Shonda Rhimes...
The OC Pilot
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss VHS recording television shows, having Beatlemania for The OC, kids in snowpants watching California-based shows, going to ...
Cadet Kelly
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Family Channel, step-parent trauma, Maddy's elbow brush with Shawn Ashmore, kicking children, Duffian features, the 200...
Blue Crush
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Hollywood conspiracy against Kate Bosworth, a fear of bathroom sharks, Maddy "surfing" aka boogie boarding at Cherry Be...
ALL ROMCOMS ALL MONTH Presents "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton"
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss erecting a interactive Hil Duff belt loop sculpture, Maddy's relationship (i.e fixation) with Myrtle Beach, the horror of "...
ALL ROMCOMS ALL MONTH Presents "Hitch"
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss V-day at Boston Pizza, the pup-parazzi, the death of the tabloids, band tees with blazers, 2005 as the cringiest year, call...
ALL ROMCOMS ALL MONTH Presents "27 Dresses"
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the "facebook mom" demographic, the rampant lack of com and surplus of rom, Maddy reveals herself as a movie theatre shushe...
ALL ROMCOMS ALL MONTH Presents "10 Things I Hate About You"
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our official stance on J-Sti, how Heath Ledger is our freak-of-the-week, Uh-Oh slime font, the signature Best Buy blue, Oli...
JANUMARY-KATE & ASHLEY MONTH Presents "Our Lips Are Sealed"
26 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Olivia's press release re: Kirstie Alley, moms who smoke in kids' movies, Polly Pocket hairstyles, our phobia of low-rise j...
JANUMARY-KATE & ASHLEY MONTH Presents "It Takes Two"
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss room temperature 5 Alive, creepy pasta Olsen twin subreddits, our weekly reference to Christian wakeboarding, the "Lil Slug...
JANUMARY-KATE & ASHLEY MONTH Presents "Passport To Paris"
13 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we discuss spaghetti straps, the time Maddy's cousin told her she needs to wear a bra, Dave Thomas' main motto about not making circle burge...
JANUMARY-KATE & ASHLEY MONTH Presents "Billboard Dad"
05 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss bucket hats, funky fun garage band music, msn crushes, No Doubt-style buns, mental anchors, disgraced 7th Heaven dad, our l...
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
28 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our dire dental situation, Claire's rubber spiky earrings, teenagers with iced capps, purses and wallets made from garbage,...
Christmas With the Kranks
22 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's signature Comfy, straw-flirting at the movie theater, strings vs. band, Dewie from Malcom In the Middle, Chicken So...
The Santa Clause
15 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the One of a Kind, whether Bridget Jone's Diary is an x-mas flick, pro-life vs. pro-choice in the Santa debate, family bowl...
I'll Be Home For Christmas
08 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss JTT's influence on Maddy's stage name, the game Cuck or Suck, briefcases vs. backpacks in university, Len, Olivia's stance ...
Jingle All The Way
01 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the rock n' roll agenda infringing on holiday music, the bourgeoisie class system on Crave, Friar Tuck vs. Friar John, whet...
Drive Me Crazy
24 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk about the controversy surrounding last week's episode, the amount of dioramas in the 90s, #sheeple, our passion for 5-Star bin...
Josie & The Pussycats
17 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk about Maddy's shrunken gourds, A Bug's Life on dvd, Olivia's alleged sleepover at the Skydome, quoting Dujour in the schooly...
The Sweetest Thing
10 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss being Barbara Bush-types, Olivia's PTSD from a childhood birthday party, propaganda from Big Girlfriend, our stance as non-...
Can't Hardly Wait
03 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how much we don't care about graduations, Tom Cruise's middle tooth, clunching our pearls, Jennifer Love Hewitt's lacklustr...
HALLOWEEN EDITION Presents "Beetlejuice"
27 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the death of iconic children's movie music, dogs that are worth dying for (all), the ghost rules for dating my teenage daug...
HALLOWEEN EDITION Presents "House of Wax"
20 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's brush with fame on the Much Music red carpet, chai tea lattes from Second Cup, CMM's status as a freaky nasty boy, ...
HALLOWEEN EDITION Presents "The Craft"
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's past as a teen witch (and the victim of an email psychic scheme), teenage witches on Tik Tok, Travis Birkenstock, s...
Princess Diaries - After We Watched It
06 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss renting movies off of Youtube, the days of Limewire, our love of Razr scooters, Olivia's controversial anti-Genovian stance...
Princess Diaries - Before We Watched It
29 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Anne Hathaway's "je ne sais quoi" hate-able qualities (Hathaway-heads don't "@" us!!!), click bait about celeb transformati...
A Cinderella Story - After We Watched It
22 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss getting CMM induced C-sickness, single dad narratives, our obsession with current day Big Duff, the Goo Goo Dolls, Olivia's...
A Cinderella Story - Before We Watched It
15 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the classic LiLo girl vs. Duff girl rivalry, our unfounded scientific theories about the human memory, the institution that...
Grease - After We Watched It
08 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk about our extreme sexual attraction to Kenickie, watching sex scenes with parents, the defamation of Stockard Channing, the Sc...
Grease - Before We Watched It
01 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our Pro-Grease politics, the staples of childhood living rooms, Olivia's homemade trundle situation, Maddy's lifelong fixat...
Freaky Friday - After We Watched It
25 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk the era of chunky highlights, Maddy's dreams of getting the ultimate Rock n' Roll revenge, guitar pick meet-cutes, the logisti...
Freaky Friday - Before We Watched It
18 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk about Maddy's affinity for CMM, the vast ocean that is the age gap of Grade 6 to Grade 8, Olivia's religious views as a Lilo-i...
A Walk To Remember - After We Watched It
11 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk about Rock n' Roll teens, horniness for pranking, Olivia's alternate realm wherein Mandy Moore is pornographic, the politics o...
A Walk To Remember - Before We Watched It
04 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's astral projection to a time of deep trauma, the origin of Austin Powers-Danny Zuko hybrids aka Danny Powers, the sc...
Center Stage - After We Watched It
28 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk about Jamiroquai musicals, how COOL cigarettes are, the main character of this film: Jody's bad feet, where in the world is Ca...
Center Stage - Before We Watched It
28 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk about Maddy's career as a competitive dancer, Sandy from The OC, more about Maddy's dance career, the clothing brand "Amelia...