A Court of Tattoos and Rosé
Episodes
EP 34 - COM - Where Did We End Up? (CH 17-18)
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We were going to talk Crown of Midnight and then we didn’t….
EP 99 - ACOSF - Book Osmosis (CH 14-15)
14 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nesta continues her training with Cassian and learns the importance of stretching. She also learns more about Cassian’s past which makes her realize...
AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT EPISODE - Marley Valentine
07 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Y’all. The rumors are true. MARLEY VALENTINE (@MValentineAuthor) IS HERE WITH US. Cue the uncontrollable screaming. Seriously though, we could barel...
AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT EPISODE - Grae Bryan
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
One of our favorite new authors, Grae Bryan (@authorgraebryan) joins us. We chat her latest release, Roman, upcoming books, all things vampires, oh an...
EP 33 - COM - The Goonies 2 (CH 15-16)
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After a creepy tour of the hidden passageways, Celaena and the King’s court are serenaded by a popular singer with an ulterior motive. Unfortunately...
EP 98 - ACOSF - He Can Smell It! (CH 12-13)
31 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After finally taking a hint, Cassian’s training plan for Nesta undergoes a change of location. That doesn’t mean he is in the clear though. It tak...
AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT EPISODE - Sophie Lark - Vampire Daddy
24 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Dark Romance Queen, Sophie Lark, is here with us! We talk about books that we obsess over, her upcoming works, and Business Daddy. So this is an e...
EP 32 - COM - Lizard Licking (CH 13-14)
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to pure chaos with Caitlyn, Madison and Blake! But really, buckle up for this one. Celaena recovers from a horrendous evening thanks to Chaol....
AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT EPISODE - Lexi Ryan - Love Triangles and Bunny the Dog
17 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lexi Ryan is with us for a special Author Spotlight Episode. We discuss her book These Hollow Vows and she gives us a sneak peak at her new release Th...
EP 97 - ACOSF - Nodorphins (CH 10-11)
17 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nesta and the stairs battle it out again and to no one’s surprise the stairs win. Nesta is left with some gnarly cuts and bruises but she also gets ...
AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT EPISODE - Onley James - Palm Trees and Psychos
10 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we get a chance to chat with one of our favorite authors, @onleyjameswrites - we chat Necessary Evils, future writing ideas, and THAIDEN. I...
EP 31 - COM - Destilando Amor (CH 11-12)
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Celaena’s “date” with Archer gets even more interesting when he tells her about a growing rebellion right in the city. She gets quite the shock ...
EP 96 - ACOSF - PATRICE (CH 8-9)
03 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nesta gives the ultimate Stair Master a whirl and fails miserably…in front of Cassian. Poor Azriel is subjected to the first of many awkward meals i...
Special Episode - Now is the Time
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It is time to fight together. As women who have a platform, we decided to speak out about how we are feeling. We discuss the events of today, things y...
EP 30 - COM - We Miss Blake (CH 10)
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hollin returns. He’s terrible, truly terrible. Celaena goes on a date with Archer. We continue to drool over her closet. Chaol is clearly jealous. A...
EP 95 - ACOSF - Is Jurian Really Human? (CH 7)
19 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cassian begins his new role. He visits Jurian, Vassa and Lucien. And surprise, Eris is there! There is tension brewing, especially with our newly made...
EP 94 - ACOSF - Smart House (CH 6)
12 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nesta stews on her mockery of Cassian and gets a bit angrier while chatting with Mor. Their discussion makes it crystal clear where they stand with ea...
CH 93 - ACOSF - The Best Naps (CH 4-5)
05 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cassian meets Mor at a nice little cafe to recover from his verbal battle with Nesta. His recovery is short-lived though since Mor drills him about Ne...
EP 29 - COM - Halo by Haley James Scott (CH 8-9)
01 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Celaena is stuck on guard duty while everyone else gets to enjoy some delicious food, including Dorian and Roland. Everyone has eyes on everyone else ...
EP 92 - ACOSF - It's a Manor (CH 3-4)
22 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After Nesta’s intervention, Cassian follows Rhys into his absolutely gorgeous study and they discuss Cassian’s work with the Illyrians. Thanks to ...
EP 28 - COM - The Most Beautiful??? (CH 6-7)
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A sassy, bronze skeleton door knocker of all “people” is Celaena’s newest friend in the castle. To be honest, all three of us want our own Mort!...
EP 91 - ACOSF - SEDUCTIVE Call! (CH 2)
15 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welp, that could’ve gone better. We are back in the middle of Nesta’s intervention and she is taking it as well as you would expect. Amren lays ou...
EP 90 - ACOSF - Love Is A Battlefield (CH 1)
08 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Yikes! That is our initial response to the state of Nesta’s apartment. Cassian notices this and her visitor when he goes to collect her for Feyre. A...
EP 27 - COM - And They Flirted... (CH 5)
04 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Celaena does some light stalking of the newest name on her kill list. She then spends some nice friendly time with Chaol in his personal rooms (oooooh...
EP 89 - ACOSF - The Cauldron's Mate (Prologue)
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Believe it or not, we are starting A Court of Silver Flames this week! It seriously blows our minds that we are here already. Join us as we discuss wh...
Ch 88 - ACOFAS - Emilia (CH 11 - End)
24 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rhys drops in on the Spring Court (or what's left of it) to check in on Tamlin. While there, Rhys doesn't hold back...at all. After that tense scene, ...
EP 26 - COM - Continued... (CH 3-4)
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Celaena is feeling the pressure of keeping up her ruse as the King’s Champion. That burden doesn’t stop her from having an entire day before even ...
AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT EPISODE - Sizzle and Spice with Carly Spade
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this week for our very first author spotlight episode! We are joined by the lovely and talented @authorcarlyspade to talk about the upcoming r...
EP 87 - ACOFAS - The Outlands of Prythian (CH 1-10)
10 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So what do you do after a victory in war? Well if you are in the Inner Circle, you prepare for what is sure to be a memorable Winter Solstice! Rhys an...
EP 25 - COM - Who Cleans the Floors? (Intro - CH 2)
06 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Crown of Midnight begins....does anyone remember what happened?
BONUS EPISODE - Mad’s TBR
03 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! This is not exactly what we had planned. Some of you will be wondering about ACOFAS. No worries, we will get there. But due to a bout of ill...
BONUS EPISODE - Mike Newton and Issac Hale
27 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the tradition of Anne Rice, we are diving deep into the Twilight Saga with @looksinthelibrary! We all show our Twihard roots as we discuss the book...
BONUS EPISODE - HOSAB - GrandDADDY Aidas
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are going down the rabbit hole to discuss our top theories for House of Sky and Breath with @skyeslibrary! We break down some of the othe...
EP 86 - ACOWAR - When is the High Lords' Meeting? (Recap)
20 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We finally wrapped up ACOWAR last week so you know what time it is. It's recap time with Blake and Cait! We share our thoughts on everything from Feyr...
EP 24 - TOG - Days of Our Lives (CH 52 - End)
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The end of Throne of Glass (the book, not series!) is upon us! Celaena is still recovering from her brutal injuries from the duel with Cain. Her injur...
EP 85 - ACOWAR - I'm a Real Boy (CH 79 - End)
13 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We are FINALLY here, the end of ACOWAR! The Cauldron gets some new babysitters in the form of Miryam and Drakon. Feyre organizes a meeting between the...
EP 84 - ACOWAR -Sunderwear (CH 78)
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Archeron sisters go to bury their father. A familiar face comes to speak with them as they grieve. After all the sad events, Mads and Caitlyn deci...
EP 23 - TOG - Bet On It (CH 51)
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We see the aftermath of that crazy duel and it’s not great. Dorian has a very awkward, unsettling and tense conversation with the King…so you know...
EP 83 - ACOWAR - Emotional Damage (CH 75-77)
27 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nesta finally gets her vengeance against the King of Hybern. He should’ve known it was coming from the moment she pointed her finger at him! We fina...
BONUS EPISODE - HOSAB - Where is Danika?!
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for a very special bonus episode where we share our reviews and initial thoughts on House of Sky and Breath with the lovely @skyeslibrary! Thi...
EP 82 - ACOWAR - Leashing the Cauldron (CH 74)
20 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So Amren lied which doesn’t seem great. Before we can get answers, the Cauldron whisks Feyre away for a pretty gruesome side show. Nesta and Cassian...
EP 22 - TOG - You Said Robe! (CH 50)
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elena gives Celaena a much needed spiritual cleanse. After getting an odd temporary face tattoo, we finally get to see Celaena give Cain what he deser...
EP 3 - HOEAB - That's A Lot of Hissing (CH 57 - Epilogue)
13 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s finally here, the epic conclusion of House of Earth and Blood! This week we are discussing the last third of the book beginning with chapter 57...
EP 81 - ACOWAR - Doris Gray (CH 72-73)
06 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our first ever hybrid episode which we absolutely didn’t plan to do. So go us? Mads and Blake chat for much longer than anticipated. You’...
EP 2 - HOEAB - It's Itan! (CH 27-56)
02 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
And we’re back! Join us for our second bonus episode discussing House of Earth and Blood with our amazing guest co-host, @skyeslibrary! We are discu...
EP 80 - ACOWAR - Ash Shafts (CH 70-71)
30 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The battle has finally begun and it’s not going well at all. Even with the deadly trio wrecking absolute havoc on Hybern’s force, the good guys ar...
EP 21 - TOG - Soundtracks for Days (CH 48-49)
26 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Celaena faces off with Grave and the little twerp lasts a whooping two minutes against her. To (supposedly) honor the first round winners, the King pr...
EP 79 - ACOWAR - Go, Go Power Rangers (CH 69)
23 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After Feyre does some truly impressive soul searching, it is time for battle! Well…sort of…but not quite. The search for Hybern’s army ends near...
Ep 1 - HOEAB - The “H” is Silent (CH 1-26)
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for a very special bonus episode this week with the lovely @skyeslibrary as we tackle our very first Crescent City episode. We will be discuss...
EP 20 - TOG - A Glass Throne (CH 46-47)
12 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dorian does some soul searching while Celaena starts to spiral about the imminent duels. All of the endless training, brutal murders and stress has le...
EP 78 - ACOWAR - Pig Roast (CH 67-68)
09 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The relief from Feyre’s truly awful flight from Hybern’s army is short-lived. Turns out the spell to gain control of the Cauldron requires Feyre, ...
EP 77 - ACOWAR - Cosplaying the Enemy (CH 66-67)
02 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Feyre and Az are pulling the ultimate Mission Impossible to sneak into Hybern’s camp to steal the Cauldron’s prize, i.e. Elain (i.e. the worst Arc...
EP 19 - TOG - Go Little Rockstar (CH 45)
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Celaena is fully recovered by her mystery demon attack within roughly 36 hours, which isn’t suspicious at all. Right? She lets Nox in on one of her ...
EP 76 - ACOWAR - Body Snatch Graysen! (CH 63-64)
19 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After some seriously bad vibes last week, the gang gets some much needed sleep…for like an hour. Feyre, Nesta and Amren are all woken up by the Caul...
EP 18 - TOG - 34 Books (CH 45-47)
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we discuss the latest events in the battle for the title of King’s Champion…psych! We actually finally decided to let Caitlyn join in o...
EP 75 - ACOWAR - Yahtzee! (CH 61-62)
12 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After tragedy strikes (Blake is still recovering), Feyre returns to the war camp to find a less than ideal situation. Cassian barely survived being tu...
EP 74 - ACOWAR - Dead and Gone (CH 59-60)
05 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Suriel sadly passed away in The Middle after a lifetime of enigmatic conversations and spilling the tea. The Suriel may have been one of many, but...
EP 17 - TOG - A Trainwreck (CH 42-44)
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cain doesn’t take too kindly to Celaena’s spying so naturally he sets a demon on her. After getting a good sprint workout in, Celaena makes it mak...
EP 73 - ACOWAR - Burn Book (CH 57-58)
21 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Feyre is on the hunt yet again for the Suriel. With Elain’s help, she is able to locate it…right near their craftiest neighbor, the Weaver. The Su...
EP 72 - ACOWAR - Bingo Night (CH 57-59)
14 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for another random discussion with Mads and Blake! Actually, Blake is just postponing the inevitable. Join us as we discuss our latest rea...
EP 16 - TOG - Eyes Open, No Tongue (CH 39-41)
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dorian and Celaena twirl the night away at the Yulemas Ball while Chaol watches from the sidelines. The night ends with an interesting (or awkward dep...
EP 71 - ACOWAR - My Precious (CH 55-56)
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After Jurian’s warning, the Inner Circle prepares for battle with Hybern. While waiting to winnow to the battlefield, Feyre shares a glass of wine w...
EP 70 - ACOWAR - Past His Expiration Date (CH 52-54)
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone buckle in because we are in for a wild, dramatic visit with Elain’s former betrothed. What could go wrong? The simple answer is a lot. Turn...
EP 15 - TOG - Portal Two-Day Shipping (CH. 38)
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After Philippa delivers an Oscar-worthy performance, Celaena arrives at the Yulemas Ball…uninvited. She has a full-blown Cinderella moment when her ...
EP 69 - ACOWAR - 69 (CH. 50-51)
24 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Feyre puts on her high lady pants and she gets yet another dope tattoo! This one comes from a new bargain with the Darling of Darkness in o...
EP 68 - ACOWAR - Teen Wolf, Anyone? (CH 48-49)
17 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The tense atmosphere in Thesan’s gorgeous palace following the High Lords’ meeting (and some extracurricular activities) makes for a very awkward ...
EP 14 - TOG - 4 For 4 (CH 36-37)
13 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As the final test approaches, Celaena wakes up on Yulemas morning to candy and a puppy. What more can a girl ask for??? After flustering TF out of the...
EP 67 - ACOWAR - The Dark Side of Bookstagram (CH 48-50)
10 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well we are all done with the High Lords’ meeting. So naturally Mads and Blake decided to have another random discussion episode! Join us as we talk...
EP 66 - ACOWAR - Who's Your Daddy? (CH 46-47)
10 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We are back with the epic conclusion to the High Lords’ meeting. Feyre does what we have all wanted to do for a while now…she puts Beron in his lo...
EP 13 - TOG - Ice Cream Paint Job (CH 34-35)
29 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Celaena, the most feared assassin in all of Erilea, has to deal with every woman’s nemesis. Her two suitors have VERY different reactions to her sit...
EP 65 - ACOWAR - Call Him Exxon (CH 44-45)
26 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We are back in the thick of the High Lords’ meeting and things are heating up (and not in a good way). Tamlin makes an unfashionably late entrance o...
EP 64 - ACOWAR - Buy It At Sephora (CH 42-43)
19 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We finally made it to the High Lords’ meeting after what seems like five years! The gang arrives at Thesan’s palace which sounds like an ASMR drea...
EP 12 - TOG - The Last Crusade (CH 31-33)
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a ghostly (and vague) wake-up call, Celaena tackles yet another test. Oh yeah…another Champion has been killed but no big deal apparently. The...
EP 63 - ACOWAR - A Royal Chicken (CH 40-41)
12 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Feyre gets to meet with our favorite cadaver loving monster to try to get a better bargain out of him…good luck with that. The High Lords continue t...
EP 11 - TOG - Playing With Swords (CH 29-30)
01 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We sound like a broken record here but once again there is a murder! Granted this time, we truly aren’t that sad when we find out who the victim is....
EP 62 - ACOWAR - Throw a Fish! (CH 38-39)
29 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Okay for real this time...we start out with the aftermath of the battle in the Summer Court. Feyre and Rhys have a tense and less than promising reuni...
EP 61 - ACOWAR - SIKE (CH 38-39)
22 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we see the aftermath of the battle in the Summer Court…or do we? Sike!
EP 10 - TOG - M&M's: The Lost Formulas (CH 27-28)
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Following yet another gruesome murder that no one seems that troubled by, Celaena and Nehemia admire (well more like stare) at the rather ugly clock t...
EP 60 - ACOWAR - Red Bull Gives You Wings (CH 35-37)
15 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Daddy T and the people of the Summer Court are under attack! The Inner Circle moves swiftly to come to their aid…while no one else does (rude). The ...
EP 59 - ACOWAR - Sunshine (CH 32-34)
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hybern’s parrots are plucked by Rhys. Amren goes on the hunt throughout Velaris and we would be lying if we said it didn’t sound scary AF. We get ...
EP 58 - ACOWAR - Door #3 (CH 30-31)
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well...I guess everyone learned a valuable lesson i.e. listen to Elain! The King of Hybern's parrots arrive in the library to steal away Nesta since s...
EP 9 - TOG - I See Dead People (CH 25-26)
28 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Finally there is no puking in these chapters! Granted there is a gruesome dinner scene…oops, we mean murder scene. On top of that, Celaena finds her...
EP 57 - ACOWAR - The Tug (CH 28-29)
25 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Under the extremely watchful* eye of Feyre and company, Lucien tries to determine what is “wrong” with Elain. Finally, we get some reactions. Are ...
EP 56 - ACOWAR - Gossip Girl of Velaris (CH 26-27)
18 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Seriously though, things usually are so fun in the Court of Nightmares but this trip makes us want a refund from the travel agent. Rhys has been keepi...
EP 8 - TOG - Zero to Hero (CH 22-24)
14 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Celeana’s daring rescue may not be discreet but it does earn her honor of eighteenth place…if only there weren’t only 20 competitors. Even with ...
EP 55 - ACOWAR - In the Dark of the Night (CH. 24-25)
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we are having some serious conversations. We are talking about Nesta and her newfound power after taking from the Cauldron. We are looking throu...
EP 54 - ACOWAR - Fortune Teller of Pryth (CH 22-23)
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Bone Carver is back. Let’s get a little history lesson, make some deals, and get a glimpse into the future. The Palm Reader of Prythian. The For...
EP 7 - TOG - Meaty and Hairy (CH 19-21)
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I cannot stress this enough. Workout, trial, murder, vomit, books, suspicion, and more working out. That might just be the entire one sentence summary...
EP 53 - ACOWAR - In The Stacks (CH 20-21)
13 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Going to the library is always a good idea…even if your High Lord’s teasing makes reading impossible. Anyone else getting The Prince & Me vibes???...
EP 6 - TOG - How Long Is Your Sword (CH 16-18)
09 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How many times can one vomit in a book? Celaena is going for the record. Training continues. Another champion dies. This time by choice? We may never ...
EP 52 - ACOWAR - Just Keep Swimming (CH 18-19)
06 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s plan some warfare. And ask Nesta for help? Check. And push her over the edge? Check. But not tell Elain? Check. Question our position as High ...
EP 51 - ACOWAR - Is This Roanoke?! (CH 16-17)
23 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The invasion of Amren’s apartment begins. Needless to say, she enjoys company quite a bit. Thankfully the book is safe and protected just casually l...
EP 5 - TOG - Fight The Kraken (CH 13-15)
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Train, puke. Train, puke. Read, sleep. Train, puke. I don’t know about you but I am not going anywhere near the bushes in Rifthold. They are pretty ...
EP 50 - ACOWAR - Picture It. Sicily 1922. (CH 13-15)
16 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
And Eris is attacking. Dude is trying to use his fire to melt some ice. We are literally shivering in our muddy boots….or not… Never fret though, ...
EP 49 - ACOWAR - Beron, You Imbecile
09 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well, plot twist, do not eat apples that are lying around. If we haven’t learned anything from books, it’s that. Sadly, the twins are no more. So ...
EP 4 - TOG - Fork Him (CH 10-12)
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
No sleep, too busy reading. That sounds about right. Well, training has begun. Let’s meet our competition. Thank goodness Chaol is by our side…or ...
EP 48 - ACOWAR - #NagaGotEm (CH 7-9)
02 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PSA: Well safe to say, this week is not the week to join the Children of the Blessed. Maybe put in your application next week? I hear potential openin...
EP 47 - ACOWAR - All For The Gram (CH 4-6)
25 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Summer Solstice is upon us, round two. So let the light shine upon the most cunning, beautiful, fae. Make sure to flirt with the most handsome, jealou...
EP 3 - TOG - Peacock (CH 7-9)
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Celaena has arrived at Rifthold. She asks for a tour of the castle (sans glass portion) feigning boredom but secretly plotting. The tour ends in the l...
EP 46 - ACOWAR - Rubbed It All Over (CH 1-3)
18 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let the games begin, it is time for A Court of Wings and Ruin! After a grisly reminder of the previous war, we get to see the beginnings of Feyre's de...