#867 The Adam Ray Show! | ALN With @adamraycomedy
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What big personal news does Adam share at the start of the episode?
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Hey guys. I'm having a baby. Yep. Well not me. My wife is. But um We're we made a baby. Oh boy, can you tell from that angle? I sit like this. Yeah, we'll stay on that as much as possible. There we go. Yay. Um Welcome back to the show. I'm a dad. Well, gonna be a dad. The baby will be here. In a while. Uh wife is pregnant. Exciting. Exciting stuff. A lot of people uh already chiming in with advice. Let me stop you right there. Uh yeah. Bring it on, you know, but also let's let Anytime someone says bring it on, let that be associated with Kirsten Dunce. Not with me welcoming advice for fatherhood. People have advice for all facets of the baby process. One thing I will say, uh I'm not gonna tell anyone the names we're thinking of.
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I think we have an idea, but I'm not gonna tell you guys of what we want to name it 'cause I uh dude, what you get back when you tell people what you're thinking of naming your baby, it's never positive. No one in the history of naming a baby has ever heard someone's possibility and gone Oh I love that. I love that. And if they do they're full of shit. You might as well name your baby Jizfart because the reaction you're gonna get Is like you told 'em that's what you're gonna call it. Um Here's my impression of anyone after you've told them what you're thinking of naming your baby. Ready? Oh. Yeah, no. That Yeah, that Actually now that I say it again in my head. Yeah, no, that does Yeah, Raberto, Rab and you can roll the R's.
Roberto, yeah. Oh my god. And that's like sp Spanish, Brazilian that's like what is that? It's like a Jamanji like that's just one of those ancient Yeah, no, that's I like that. Mm spicy. Can you say that anymore? My mom suggested Mordecai. My mom is an old uh Jew. Um she's she's not old. My mom is seventy s about to be seventy seven. She's gosh everyone meets her feels like she's forty. She's got more energy than I do. But she's on, you know, the older side of of things and she's j a Jew, so old Jew, whatever. But she suggested Mordecai and I said, Mom, anti Semitism is already Way too apparent. Let's go ahead and Shift gears. You know, into something else. Um, but we are excited. We are excited, we have a lot to do.
You know, a lot of doctor visits, a lot of hearing the heartbeat. Oh man, wild. It's so real. Once you hear the heartbeat, it's so real and um and exciting and emotional. There's something called sympathy pregnancy or something, or sympathy pre I don't know. I've done no research on this. I just went and all of a sudden we're having a baby. Um, you didn't need to see that, but that's how it goes. Um You definitely are nervous when you see the heartbeat, excited, 'cause now it's real, now it's like, Oh man, like my job is to keep her off of one of these reality dating shows, you know? Or he, we don't know yet. If it's a heat, you definitely wanna keep 'em off the reality dating shows. If it's a sheet, you wanna keep off the pole and the reality dating shows.
And I feel like people always say like the lack of dad love is what contributes to that, but we live in a new era. I mean, I was just watching Love Island with my wife the other night and it's just like, Fuck.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What big personal news does Adam share at the start of the episode?
0:01–11:25
2
How does Adam promote his new Netflix series, The Adam Ray Show?
11:25–23:16
3
What are the highlights of Adam’s recent Australia and New Zealand comedy tour?
23:16–32:30
4
Why does Adam recommend the HomeChef meal‑kit service for busy comedians?
32:30–41:14
5
What makes Lorene nicotine‑free caffeine pouches a good fit for Adam’s lifestyle?
41:14–43:07