ALN Classic - Richard Jefferson

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Adam Ray 0:57
Hey guys, Adam Ray here for the About Last Night podcast. Hope you're having a great week. Looking forward to a great weekend. Today is an ALN classic episode. That's right. We're throwing it back to the old days of the podcast. We had some bangers, some hitters, some legends come through the show. So we thought we'd dig deep and throw it back to some of those insane, hilarious fun episodes. So enjoy the hell out of this episode. Of course, follow the podcast at ALN Podcast on Instagram and Twitter. At Adam Ray Comedy on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Enjoy the episode. Enjoy. your week.
Richard Jefferson 1:28
I'm for fat shaming. the right people. The right people. That is right where we start the pod with Jefferson going.
Brad Williams 1:36
I'm for fat shaming.
Adam Ray 1:37
What I I I I'll I'll listen to this. As a former fat kid, I would love to hear about this. Okay, so 'cause this is what made me a comedian, fat shaming.
Richard Jefferson 1:43
Yeah, so look, I'm for fat shaming. Like professional sports, right, is one of the last places that you can like fat shame people. Yeah. Right. And so recently, you know, I enjoyed my first year of retirement. Um, and one of my buddies, it was uh we play in this uh volleyball tournament called Six Man. And I was getting a little heavy. I was, you know, two fifty. I'm not lifting, I'm just like and also granted, you're how tall? I'm six seven.
Brad Williams 2:09
Yeah, so two fifty-two. Like if I weigh two fifty-two,
Adam Ray 2:12
yeah,
Brad Williams 2:12
that's a little different.
Adam Ray 2:15
And they would bring back Willy Wonka just because of that. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Brad Williams 2:19
Yeah, we we don't need the blueberry. We just roll Brad down the street, paint paint paint his face blue. Is he a blueberry? Is he fatty smurf?

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Brad Williams 2:28
We're not sure. We're not sure. One of the four can it be both? One of the old or can it be both That's a medic.
Richard Jefferson 2:31
going to trend really well. And so my boy, uh, he was really fat, right? Really fat. But he was an athlete. Used to play minor league baseball, like just an athlete growing up. Yeah. So I went up to him, I I called him and I was like, Hey man, uh, do you do you have some time? Like we need to talk. And he was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's going on? I was like, Man, there's just some stuff. Are you alone? Can he's like, Man, you know, whatever you need, man, what's going on? I was like You're a fat piece of shit. I said you're a fat piece of shit. And I was like, you know what? So am I. Like so am I right now. So here's the bet, right? I know, you know, money is not the same. So what we'll do your one thousand to my two thousand and we'll see who can lose the most weight in two months.
Richard Jefferson 3:10
So it was like I wanna say it was August, you know, fifth, and I was like, October first is our weigh in date. Right. So who can lose the most weight in two months? Damn. Right? Yeah. And he's like my next door neighbor. I've known him since college. It's like my it's like a brother of mine. It's like a brother of mine.
Adam Ray 3:24
So he didn't take offense to it. He was dying laughing. He was a fat piece of shit. But guess what, dude? It takes a time you have to hear that. Yeah. I dude, totally. I had a buddy who I had to uh you know nudge to get go down the sober path. And some and I was like, I had this moment where I was like, dude, uh he's an adult, I'm an adult.

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