Absolutely No Adventures
Episodes
S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig has a family reunion. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. ...
S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sibella has a change of heart. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/2...
S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sibella shows school spirit. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/239...
S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures...
S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In which old curses are relitigated. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/2391...
ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a charac...
Presenting: Hearthbound
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound! For more information, check out https://www.hearthboundpod.com/ Transcript: https://w...
Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park! Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcas...
Presenting: Warlock
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock! Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn? Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an a...
ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer
11 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner. Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen...
Presenting: The Bardic Hearth
13 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth! The link to their Youtube page is here: https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNosewor...
S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which a problem is resolved. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Ma...
S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sound design by Brad Co...
S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling i...
S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig has a good day! Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Sound design by Brad Colbroock...
S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which a prophecy is revealed. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban. Sound design by Brad Colb...
S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig has some after hours visitors. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound...
Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle
08 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle! The link to their crowdfunding page is here: bit.ly/brasseaglepod The ...
Presenting: Dragon's Rest
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're featuring friend of the show: Dragon's Rest! The link to their Instagram page is here: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/ Lis...
Presenting: Inn Between
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're featuring friend of the show: Inn Between! The link to their crowdfunding page is here: crowdfundr.com/innbetween5 Listen to more Inn...
S1E11 - SPECIAL Let Them Eat Wedding Cake
13 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Mari...
S1E10 - 1.10 Something New
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which things come full circle. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Produced and edite...
S1E9 - 1.9 Last Action Hero
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which letters are read. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Lau...
S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig is understandably concerned. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. The...
S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In
06 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which Bea's services are required. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Produced and edited b...
S1E6 - 1.6 Post Mortem
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig receives some mail. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Produced and edited by Audioh...
S1E5 - 1.5 Vampire Weekend
09 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Me...
S1E4 - 1.4 Happy Days
25 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which Happy has a visitor. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music b...
S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible
11 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Prod...
S1E2 - 1.2 Wicked Lost
28 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited...
S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath
14 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Produced and edited by Aud...
ANA - Teaser Trailer
12 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which the gang tries to shoot a promo. Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out wi...