On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is celebrating the Rising of the lord, with some street safety tips and life advice. She is so full of knowledge and shit at the same time it's alarming. She hits the Absolutely-NOT-Line to solve some of y'alls problems and realizes you all need a lot more than Jesus. Check out Squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Get a FREE 1 year s pply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase at AthleticGreens.com/absolutely. Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code ABSOLUTELY to save an additional 15% off your first order. Use code HEATHER at checkout for 25% off your first month or diagnostic test at AllaraHealth.com/heather Upgrade your bra today and get 20% off your first order today at ThirdLove.com/absolutely Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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