On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather spins her New Years Wheels straight to crazy town. She has no fucking idea what is happening in the world and is trying to give you sage advice even though her asshole is clenched tighter than a cocaine smuggler from the 80's. The vibe is tense but the jokes are flowing, we've got voicemails and more! Go to www.blenderbombs.com and receive 20% off your order by using the code ABSOLUTELY. Go check out www.usualwines.com and use my discount code “ABSOLUTELY” for $8 off your first order and try your first glass on us! Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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