On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather tries her best to understand what the absolute fuck is going on- but it's pretty much all a big Absolutely NOT. She hits the hotline to see if y'alls problems are any better.. news flash- they aren't. We've got peeping toms, angry tennis coaches and ex's who won't leave us alone! Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to Modern Fertility dot com slash absolutely. Match with a licensed therapist when you go to talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code ABSOLUTELY. Upgrade your bra today and get 20% off your first order today at ThirdLove.com/absolutley Less money, less worries, MORE beach. Book today at CheapCaribbean.com. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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