5 Years Left with Atsuko Okatsuka
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in LA and welcomes Atsuko Okatsuka to the pod. Heather has sh...
Return of Rebootin’ B*tch
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode replay from 2021, we're having a post-thanksgiving bitch fest because everyone has b...
Scream Cream
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is suffering from a wine headache, but ready to recap her weekend in Oxford...
Sex in the Kitchen
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is coming off the high of the LA show, as well as the Dodger’s World Seri...
Mountain Dew Margs
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is in NYC after a slew of shows across Texas, Kentucky and Ohio. So many ch...
All Dogs Go To Heaven with Raymond Padilla
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather and Raymond welcome Dog the Bounty Hunter and his late wife, Beth to the po...
Return of Burnt My Grundle
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we’re taking it back to one of the most iconic episodes in Absolutely Not history: Burn...
Unwell B*tch
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after the UNWELL weekend in Vegas . She had two insane s...
For the Girlies
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is fired up about the new Taylor Swift album, seeing Tate McRae in concert ...
FORE
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back from the Ryder Cup with a few things to say. Episode Sponsors:To ex...
Workin' to the Bone
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is excited for the week ahead at the Ryder Cup. She is headed up to New Yor...
Back to the Red Carpet
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after hosting the EMMY’s Live from the Red Carpet for ...
Trust Your Gut
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is coming to you from her hotel room in LA. She chats about her shows...
Hope and a Prayer
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is in Atlanta and gearing up for a couple of wild upcoming weeks. She chats...
The Showgirl is Back!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after getting back on the road with The Bambo...
Well Done but Juicy with Retta
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is in LA and welcomes her fabulous friend, Retta to the pod! Retta and Heat...
Return of Joy Ride to the ATM
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we’re reminiscing tales from Heather’s last tour ahead of some stops in Tennessee and...
Who’s Unc Now?
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after her annual European summer vacay. She has we...
Stronger than Ozempic
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is recording straight from a pool house in Mallorca—armed with nothing bu...
Two Weeks Too Long (Replay)
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this replay of the pod from almost exactly 3 years ago, we get Heather fresh off her extra long h...
Summer at Chateau McMahan with Robin
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes the one and only Robin McMahan to the studio. Robin is back from P...
Zoom Out with Jackie Schimmel
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is in LA and welcoming her favorite bitch, Jackie Schimmel, who is about to...
Nothing Natural
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is on the up and up after the events of the last few weeks. She chats about...
Bouncing Back
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a very stressful and eventful week. Def...
Bat in the Balenciaga (Replay)
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're pulling another classic episode out of the archives for the newcomers. This one fea...
The Artist’s Way with Tinx
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes her friend from the internet Tinx to the pod after they both separ...
North Face, Baby
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the episode, Heather is fresh off her NYC takeover—including a memorable night at The Beacon. N...
Wiggin’ Out with Andrea Lopez and Anna Roisman
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in NYC and welcomes two cruising hussies to the pod. Andrea and Ann...
In Her Color Palette with Kelsey Cook
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes Kelsey Cook to the podcast studio. Kelsey is another fabulous...
Atlanta is Family
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is in the studio after a big weekend performing at her home theatre - The F...
Daaaa Pope
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the episode, Heather is feeling nautical (and musical) in a fully bedazzled ship captain’s hat....
When Life Gives You Lemon Drops
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the episode, Heather is home for a few days and back in the Atlanta studio. She has been en...
This is Healing
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is taking it old school and recording live from a hotel room in Miami. ...
Live from the Lido Deck with Tina Tompkins & Raymond Padilla
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this truly iconic episode, Heather is coming to you live from the Absolutely Knot cruise. S...
Masters Sans Scammer
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is physically on the cruise, but has brought you a Master’s recap prior t...
Virgin Cruisers with Rosebud Baker
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back with Rosebud Baker for a light pregame just in time for The Absolut...
We’re Not Isolating!
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after a great show in Raleigh and then being a guest on ...
Medicated Adults with Salty Locks Sisters Boho Britt and Amber
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes Boho Britt and Amber from Salty Locks Extensions and Studio 285. H...
Gotta Yap A Little
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after a fantastic weekend of birthday shows in the DMV. ...
Well-Behaved Women
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta and taking some time for herself after having a small br...
Made for Morning TV with Sam Morril
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is in the NYC studio with comedian Sam Morril. Sam is currently touring the...
Live from the Today Show!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is in NYC to co-host the Today Show and so excited to give you a behind the...
Blow Kisses with Jen Zaborowski
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is in Vegas for The Bamboozled Tour and is coming to you live from her hote...
Back to Business
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after an amazing time in Alabama opening up the Bamboozl...
They Not Like Us
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back on her power walks and trying to get her mornings off to a great st...
Tornado of Chaos
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather was excited to share her vision board but mishaps with some vino leads her ...
Opposite of "Let Them"
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather chats about her amazing time in Maui and how she got to spend some quality ...
Further West
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather recaps her experience in LA during the start of the wildfires. She shares h...
New Year, New …. with Raymond Padilla and Tina Tompkins
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in the LA studio for the new year with her two best buds Raymond Pa...
Returns of Ovaries on a Plane (Replay)
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we welcome the New Year, as well as new followers to the pod but introducing them t...
Holidays with Heather
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Heather is coming to you from the studio for the Christmas Day episode! She works through her own tr...
Don’t Ride Home with Sara Blakely
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes feminine icon Sara Blakely to the studio. Sara is a fellow A...
Please don’t say Atlanta with Logan Crosby
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes Logan Crosby back to the podcast. They chat about their holi...
Cleat Chaser with Kelly Stafford
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow ATLien Kelly Stafford to the pod. Kelly and Heather g...
More Thanksgiving Hot Takes
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And we are back with more of your thoughts and questions about Thanksgiving. Heather gives som...
Thanksgiving Hot Takes Part 1
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather takes on your absolutely unhinged Thanksgiving themed voicemails and hot ta...
Scissoring is a Lie with Danae Hays
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes the funniest gal in the south, Danae Hays. Heather has come in wit...
Bamboozled
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather starts off the episode with the exciting news of her new show, The Bamboozl...
Humbled in 36D
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back from the Breeders Cup. She brought Jeff and Robin across the c...
BONUS: ESPN Queen Laura Rutledge
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode, Heather welcome Laura Rutledge to the pod. Laura is coming to us from ES...
They Don’t Call Me RAM for Nothing
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the episode, Heather is in the studio for Halloween and brings along one of our favorite guests.&...
Rollerblades on Broadway
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back at the studio Atlanta after an exhilarating weekend in New York Cit...
Glam Trash with Briley King
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is NYC and welcomes Briley King to the podcast. Briley is the wife of the i...
McMahan Can and She Will
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, the marathon continues as Heather is doing all the things from hanging out with Ree...
BONUS: Who the F*** Was at the Freak-Offs?
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode, Heather is back in LA and kicking the press tour off with an attitude of grat...
She's the Breadwinner!
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is so excited to finally announce the release of her special, Breadwinner, ...
Back in the Thick of It
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is home in Atlanta. She chats about her time on the Emmy’s red carpe...
"Diarrhea Mommy" with Iliza Shlesinger
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is joined by the amazing Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza starts by sharing some sag...
Tits Out on Deck with Becky Robinson
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes Becky Robinson back to the pod! They chat about how they met ...
Fudgy Kid
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather chats about her wild weekend in Oxford. She was back on stage slinging...
Filth with Steph Tolev
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this wild bonus episode, Heather has Steph Tolev in the ATL studio. Steph and Heather chat w...
Another Woman’s Win
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather chats about the brain fog and ADHD that she has been tackling. After m...
Boots in Cahoots
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back from London with her Era’s tour recap as well as a new conspiracy...
Very Demure on Virgin Atlantic
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather talks about the anxieties her next flight is bringing to the surface. ...
Q3 Hard Pivot
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a few weeks away in New York and LA. Af...
BONUS: Level Up the Petty with Cody Rigsby and Andrew Chappelle
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode, Heather has some special guests in the studio! Cody Rigsby (beloved Peloton i...
Baby Hooker with Saoirse-Monica Jackson
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes Saoirse-Monica Jackson to the pod! Heather geeks out on Saoirse ri...
Heather's Heavenly Hogs
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather recounts recents events down here in Atlanta. She fleshes out a new bu...
CSI: McMahan
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather has a very special guest in the studio- her mom, Robin! After a weeken...
Part 2: Skeeting through Italia
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the second part of this weeks episode, Heather takes you from the oceanside to the Tuscan country...
Get the Gas X
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in the good ol’ US of A after an epic two-week trip to Italia. Th...
Italy Travel Hot Takes
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode, Heather takes your questions all things Italy travel. Ever wonder what Heathe...
Pack the AirTags!
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather goes in on JT’s recent encounter with the police in the Hamptons. Sh...
Brat Summer
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather has an epiphany while listening to the new XCX album. It is a Brat Sum...
From the Mayflower to Milos
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is fresh off her co-hosting gig with Hoda on the Today Show. She chats...
Absolutely Knot!
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is so excited to tell you all how to rise and relax with her at sea on her ...
BONUS: Hot Takes with Heather Part 3
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather talks how to deal with internet trolls, does anothe...
Too Many Graduations
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after MDW. She enjoying her time at home...
OK, Dave!
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, heather chats about a best friend's wedding, conspiracy theories involving Boeing a...
Life's A Sprint
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this all new episode, Heather is BACK home in Atlanta after two weeks in Los Angeles. She gives a...
A Talk to Remember with Mandy Moore
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this truly iconic episode, Heather sits down with the one and only Mandy Moore. After Heather man...
The Gay Icon with Joe Dombrowski
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by comedian, Joe Dombrowski, who immediat...
Going So Hard
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather in the studio in LA after her final shows of The Comeback Tour. She works o...
Go Outside & Play
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather dives deep into her thoughts on the upcoming months, on her work load and c...
Master Scammers Part 3
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is joined by the ultimate scammer, the pillar himself, Raymond Padilla. The...
Just Us
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is finally back home in the ATL studio for a solo episode. Grateful for all...
Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. Th...
Baby Angel with Connor Wood aka Fibulaa
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode, Heather gets to chit chat with Connor about his journey from tik tok videos t...
Just Hannah with Hannah Berner
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy...
Love on the Spectrum
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather has some very special guests in the studio. Connor and Tanner are both...