Absolutely Not
Episodes
Another Woman’s Win
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather chats about the brain fog and ADHD that she has been tackling. After much debating, she doesn’t take a loose Adderall,...
Boots in Cahoots
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back from London with her Era’s tour recap as well as a new conspiracy theory about pharmacies in the UK airports. ...
Very Demure on Virgin Atlantic
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather talks about the anxieties her next flight is bringing to the surface. We all remember Ovaries on a Plane, and Heather is...
Q3 Hard Pivot
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a few weeks away in New York and LA. After receiving some unexpected news, she is determi...
BONUS: Level Up the Petty with Cody Rigsby and Andrew Chappelle
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode, Heather has some special guests in the studio! Cody Rigsby (beloved Peloton instructor) and Andrew Chappelle (Broadway baby) ha...
Baby Hooker with Saoirse-Monica Jackson
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather welcomes Saoirse-Monica Jackson to the pod! Heather geeks out on Saoirse rise to fame on Derry Girls and her upcoming limited...
Heather's Heavenly Hogs
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather recounts recents events down here in Atlanta. She fleshes out a new business idea after Jeff took too long to smoke some...
CSI: McMahan
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather has a very special guest in the studio- her mom, Robin! After a weekend in Florida, Robin has come back with who she thi...
Part 2: Skeeting through Italia
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the second part of this weeks episode, Heather takes you from the oceanside to the Tuscan countryside. She hits up her favorite spots and even trie...
Get the Gas X
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in the good ol’ US of A after an epic two-week trip to Italia. This will be a two part episode of everything she go...
Italy Travel Hot Takes
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode, Heather takes your questions all things Italy travel. Ever wonder what Heather’s travel itinerary is, what she packs in her b...
Pack the AirTags!
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather goes in on JT’s recent encounter with the police in the Hamptons. She is in Italy at the moment, but answers voicemail...
Brat Summer
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather has an epiphany while listening to the new XCX album. It is a Brat Summer. She recaps her travels to the Belmont Stakes,...
From the Mayflower to Milos
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is fresh off her co-hosting gig with Hoda on the Today Show. She chats about her love for Hoda and her experience with t...
Absolutely Knot!
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is so excited to tell you all how to rise and relax with her at sea on her cruise - Absolutely Knot! You know travel really g...
BONUS: Hot Takes with Heather Part 3
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather talks how to deal with internet trolls, does another one of her viral “food rankings” and most im...
Too Many Graduations
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after MDW. She enjoying her time at home entertaining her friends and their kids at her po...
OK, Dave!
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, heather chats about a best friend's wedding, conspiracy theories involving Boeing and the Royal Family as well as finding out sometim...
Life's A Sprint
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this all new episode, Heather is BACK home in Atlanta after two weeks in Los Angeles. She gives a full recap of her time in Golden state and spills...
A Talk to Remember with Mandy Moore
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this truly iconic episode, Heather sits down with the one and only Mandy Moore. After Heather manifested her coming to the previous LA show, we get...
The Gay Icon with Joe Dombrowski
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by comedian, Joe Dombrowski, who immediately informs her that she is an icon to the gay com...
Going So Hard
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather in the studio in LA after her final shows of The Comeback Tour. She works out a lot of stress and takes some of it out on her...
Go Outside & Play
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather dives deep into her thoughts on the upcoming months, on her work load and closing out The Comeback Tour. She recaps the ...
Master Scammers Part 3
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is joined by the ultimate scammer, the pillar himself, Raymond Padilla. They are back from the Masters tournament and ready t...
Just Us
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is finally back home in the ATL studio for a solo episode. Grateful for all of her previous guests, but also to just chit cha...
Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. They discuss their previously lives in the hospitali...
Baby Angel with Connor Wood aka Fibulaa
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode, Heather gets to chit chat with Connor about his journey from tik tok videos to starting his stand up tour. Episode Sponsor...
Just Hannah with Hannah Berner
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy, her new special taping and being high fashion gi...
Love on the Spectrum
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather has some very special guests in the studio. Connor and Tanner are both 25 year olds navigating love on the hit Netflix s...
I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Heather is back from Hollywood’s biggest weekend and she is giving you ALL the insider info! From 4am glam wake up calls to eating In and Out at the...
Z Packs and Upset Tummies
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back from horse country with a small sinus infection. Our girl got knocked on her butt once the z pack takes a toll o...
Jet Lag is a Choice
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Heather is back from Australia and fighting for her life to beat jet lag. She talks about her amazing adventures and the Aussie hotties but also how m...
Live from Down Unda
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Heather is live from Down Unda recording with a border collie at her feet as in Australia, dogs roam free. Heather talks about being a tourist in New ...
Valentine's Day
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this special Vday episode, Heather chats about meeting Jeff all those years ago. From the early dating years to the proposal, it was never a d...
From the Club to the Carpet
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather brings you on her wild ride from Vegas to the Grammys. From the truly bonkers characters in Vegas to her race to make the red...
My Mom Loves You
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather is back on the road. Her first shows back in 2024 were in Florida, so you know the wild ones were OUT! She then travels to Mi...
Mental Load with Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, the Absolutely Not Podcast welcomes the iconic comedian Anjelah Johnson. Anj and Heather do a deep dive on her start in the business ...
Red Carpet Recap
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather recaps the first stop on her journey to the EGOT: the Emmys red carpet. She’s running you through what it took to be a jour...
Sexy B*tch Energy
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
2024 vision board episode is here! Heather dives in on the goals for the year and lets you know the tips and tricks to a successful vision b...
New Year, Same Me
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are one earthquake and black swan event from the end, but 2024 is bringing new beginnings and an attitude of gratitude! On this episode, Heather di...
Icons Only with Raymond Padilla
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is wrapping 2023 up with none other than the one and only Raymond Padilla. They’re giving you...
Leading the Sleigh
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is here to set the record straight before we finish up the holiday season. After reminding you ...
The "Baby Shtick" with Rosebud Baker
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is joined by the hilarious Rosebud Baker to talk comedy, SNL, balancing it all with being a new...
You've Done Enough
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is crawling out of her deathbed and fighting through the tail-end of the flu to give you your w...
Voicemail Confessions
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Absolutely Not broadcast, this week Heather answers your wild voicemailsProduced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19...
Thanksgiving Unhinged
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather's got a lot to unpack. We're talking nervous breakdowns before the holiday festivities, Scarlet...
Bosom Buddies with Jane Fonda
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, the iconic, fearless, bad ass Jane Fonda stops by the studio. Heather and Jane talk about her life and what it means to be a boss bab...
Because You Need It (Bonus)
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is here to carry you through your Thanksgiving prep with the surprise bonus you need to get thr...
That's a Wrap on Special #2!
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather recaps the special taping in her hometown in Atlanta at the iconic Fox Theatre. However, there's no sleep over in these ...
The Golden Bachelorette with Robin McMahan
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from an emotional rollercoaster of a weekend, and joined by everyone’s favorite diva,...
Hot Takes in Hotlanta
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather reminisces about Halloween's past, early 2000's hits from 50 cent and B*Witched and other Hot Takes from yall on in...
DO. BETTER.
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Heather gives thanks to all of you hussies who watched the special, gets brought back down to reality by Robin after being on the roa...
Halo
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is in LA and sits down with Tina Tompkins- friends and employee number 2 at Absolutely Not...
The Falcon
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from Italy, and spilling the tea on what it’s like to be on vacation alone with Jeff,...
Your Rich BFF with Vivian Tu
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite Wall Street girlie, Vivian Tu, is on the podcast to teach you everything about how to make money, how to keep it, and how to make more. ...
It Doesn't Take a Village
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is reporting live from Canal Street after yet another wild leg of the tour. There must have bee...
Shakin' T*ts for Cash on Netflix
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is finally able to make a HUGE announcement: she’s coming to Netflix baby! That’s right, he...
"F*ck Season" with Jared Freid
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back with friend of the pod, Jared Freid. They talk about his hilarious new Netflix special...
Hot Takes with Heather
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's jumps into the Instagram DMs to answer your burning questions, and talk through a dab of trau...
JACQUELINE & The Wiener Circle
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is home from her Tour-de-America. Her feet may be swollen, bu...
Viva Las Vegas
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off of surviving the usual Vegas madness during her stop at Wynn, and back in the LA s...
Imma Go Eat
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather shares a personal idea she's been tinkering with for a minute, that will set your ovaries on f...
Sky High with The Points Guy, Brian Kelly
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her dear friend, Brian Kelly AKA The Points Guy, to talk everything from the sur...
Suffer in Silence
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather discusses how the Aliens have arrived, why summer reading was absol...
Full Circle & Full Sweat in Firenze
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is back from her whirlwind week abroad after stalking down Harry ...
"Wear the Linen" with Robin McMahan
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather catches up with the queen of ADHD herself, Robin McMahan, her mother....
Marine Layer
14 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a trip in frigid cold California with a sweaty undercarriage...
"We'll Figure it Out" with Logan Crosby
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews rising country music star, Logan Crosby. They discuss wh...
And We're Having So Much Summer Fun
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is speedballing on a steroid pack post being humbled in the ...
"Quiet Luxury" with Cammy Miller
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off the high and the hangover of her Radio City Performanc...
Road to Radio City
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather shares the excitement, joy and fear she has rolling into one of the biggest nights of her...
Baby D'Angelo
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her shows in Dallas with a hangover and general marital agitation. She is try...
Tour of Trauma
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather breaks down her weekend in the NATH EAST. She describes the absolute savage tour Robi...
"Is She Good?" - With guest, Adam Ray
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with friend and hilarious comedian, Adam Ray. They discuss how they both got their...
A Pittsburgh Prize
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's back is out but her attitude has returned. She's learning hard lessons like "everyone's an ...
What Would You Do? with Jordana Abraham & Jared Fried
13 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather sits down with Jordana and Jared, hosts of the "U Up?" podcast, to talk about why couples...
Surprise Swingers
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather hits the hotline and answers your voicemails about the thrills of becoming a regular at a bar, ...
Joy Ride to the ATM
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down the details of the insane predicament she found herself in, at the Memphis air...
NYC SCAR TISSUE
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather and Jeff are taking a walk down memory lane in their old neighborhood. They have some advice fo...
MASTER SCAMMERS PART 2 with Raymond Padilla
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with the ultimate SCAMMMMER, Ray, to discuss how they scammed their way into the ma...
The Holy Trinity
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her trip to Augusta with a new business idea that will take doggy day car...
F.A.A.F.O.
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather is back in the DMs answering your hard-hitting questions from how to deal with fuckboys a...
Fiesta Time
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from a weekend of shows in the Lonestar state and wants everyone to know she has f...
Tennessee Whiskey
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back from her weekend of shows at the Ryman where she set the fire alarm off in the ...
BOTTOMLESS CHIPS BITCH
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is keeping it 100% that some days you just need to get into the back corner of your closet,...
Lobster Zaddy
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is fresh off her shows in New England and ready to buy a house next to the Bush family on ...
White House Riff Raff
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from serving her country by performing comedy for drunk white women. Not only did she g...
She.E.O. with Raymond Padilla
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather is back in the studio with friend of the pod, Raymond Padilla, to talk what they're givin...
Insanity Mode
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is fresh from the Philly show where she may or may not have gotten in trouble for being a litt...
LAST OF THE LITTER BABY
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather introduces her new little nugget Macaroni to the world with a real attitude. Heather is com...
Security Breach
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a weekend sling jokes in the midwest! She saw a woman smoke a blunt while buy...
"Year of the Rabbit" with Christina Tompkins
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is sitting down with business gal and bff, Christina Tompkins- also know as TINA! They ar...
Pink Tree Problems
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is home from a wild weekend of shows in Augusta and Charleston. A woman tried to sit ...
Red Delicious
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from Texas with cedar fever and some new boots. She is taking a quick breath be...
It's About the Journey
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is reporting live, from Austin,Texas! She narrowly made it to her hotel after riding in...
LET THE BIG DAWGS BITE
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is fresh off a z-pack from Mexico and the ride of her life through the sofi sta...
HOW DID WE GET HERE
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is ringing in the new years with fresh boundaries with her negative CVS. She will no longer allo...
"Rose and Thorn" with Jeff Daniels
30 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is sitting down with her Italian stallion to recap 2022 highs and lows and doomsday prep for ...
Missed Connections
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather prepares herself mentally for the battle of Christmas and reminds herself it's not about f...
"Only Give 70%" with Guest Andrew Collin
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather sits down with friends and road dog, Andrew Collin. They are fresh off 3 shows in the mid...