Bill Simmons + Shaun White (Carolla Classics)
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics. You can find the ad-free archives at podcast1.plus. Check it out and sign up. And if you'd like to get access to the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as access to the brand new podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Curler Show 1615.
Live on stage with Dan Finnerty, Dana Gould, Gina Grant, and Brian Bishop from 2015.
I think our dinner with Howie Mandel is finally going to take place.
The long, gestating dinner with the wives?
Yes. You guys will never experience this anguish firsthand. But as a celebrity... When you get together with other celebrities, you always make promises to get the wives and you together and go to dinner at some point, but it never, ever happens. Why? Why? Why does it happen?
These are very busy men, Brian.
It doesn't... Usually, because one celebrity is above the other celebrity, I find probably doing America's Got Talent in this particular case... Poor Howie.
Someone's got to break it to him. Yes.
But for one reason or another, it just never... Do you guys do this? I mean, you're married to a celebrity, Dan. Thanks. Yeah. And... What?
Lou Diamond Phillips.
I didn't want to out Dan. I wanted to leave that up to him. Which one of you stands and which one delivers? Come on, you're killing it right out the gate. Thank you. Kathy Najimy is Dan's... I got that right, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, good. Google it. By the way, your wife is hooked in. I mean, she knows a lot of celebrities, right? Yeah, yeah. People like her. Yeah, because I went to your birthday out here in Vegas some years back. I know. And I found myself sitting between Helen Hunt...
It was quite the star-studded affair from the pictures that you showed us.
Yeah, what was it? Who was it? Brag a little, Dan.
Who was at your birthday party? I don't know. I think you were sitting between, like, Helen Hunt and Meg Ryan or something. Meg Ryan. Yeah, yeah.
What are the challenges of celebrity social gatherings?
I think you said you were excited about that. It was great.
Sherry O'Terry was there? Yeah.
She was crazy that night.
It was great because I was sitting between Meg Ryan and Helen Hunt, and Helen just sort of looked at me and said, Hey, Adam. And I said, oh, hey, Helen Hunt, who I've never met before and only seen on television. And she went, hey, I really enjoyed your movie. And I said, you saw my movie? Yeah. How did you see my movie? I went to the movie theater with my boyfriend, and we saw it, and we loved it, The Hammer. We loved it very much. We thought it was great. And I was like, oh, my God, oh, my God. And then I turned to my right. I can't believe there's a picture up here. The internet's good that way. I know, I guess so. I was like, holy shit, Helen Hunt went to the theater and saw The Hammer and then I turned to my right and Meg Ryan was sitting there and she said, and what do you do?
And I said, all is right with the universe. I can breathe again. We're back. Yes, Meg Ryan had no idea what I did. But as it should be, right? Meg Ryan should not have any idea what I do, right? I'd be shocked if she did. Well, you... I'm supporting it. It's a yes and, people. Yes and. But who else was there, Dan?
If Meg Ryan marries John Cougar Mellencamp, does she become Meg Ryan Mellencamp or Meg Ryan Cougar Mellencamp?
Wow. That's deep. The question is the plague man. Hey, Dixie Riddle Cup people, look out. There's a new sheriff in town. And his name is Dana Gould. Cosmic. Yeah. I think those days of writing clever things, for me, I went from the Dixie Riddle Cup to the bottle cap of the Lucky Lager. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? If you pop open a Lucky Logger and look at it, it'll have a picture of like an eye and then a can and then a C. Mickey's does the Mickey's big mouth.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:15–3:00
2
What are the challenges of celebrity social gatherings?
3:00–10:10
3
How does Adam Carolla share his celebrity encounters?
10:10–14:50
4
What humorous insights does Adam provide on pissing stories?
14:50–1:01:01
5
What incident caused a door to be blown off?
1:01:01–1:01:27
6
How does the conversation shift to personal anecdotes?
1:01:27–1:02:24
7
What are the challenges of transitioning from sports to music?
1:02:24–1:03:51
8
How do personal experiences shape artistic collaboration?
1:03:51–2:03:39
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