Chapter 1: What is the significance of Dan Soder's background in comedy?
Aina on hyvä hetki kilpailuttaa asuntolaina. Lainan siirtäminen S-Pankkiin voi tuoda sinulle huomattavan säästön vuodessa. Pyydä lainatarjous vaikka heti, se ei sidos sinua vielä mihinkään. Tutustu S-Pankin asuntolainaan osoitteessa spankki.fi kautta asuntolaina. S-Pankki.
Kiitos, että katsoitte. Kiitos, että katsoitte.
Emme voi laittaa mitään sisältöä Kurola-klassikohtauksessa, vaikka se oli laitettu Adam Kurola Showin podcastissa. Ja kommentaari oli tehty siitä. Joten siellä on muutamia klippejä, joita voit kuulostaa. Toisaalta emme voi laittaa niitä suomalaistuneita hetkiä. Suomalaisen holokaustin kohdalla, jossa he puhuivat huoneen seksiaalikäytäntöön Tomin Arnoldin kanssa.
That comes up a lot. The Ann Coulter stuff from the Morning Show in 2006 comes up a lot. Overall the whole entire 2006 cast of the Morning Show comes up. For people who do want to hear that stuff and want updates on it, I do remaster both of those shows completely separately from this as a labor of love. If you want to check out and get updates on how to get access to all this stuff for free, go to patreon.com slash Giovanni. You don't need to sign up.
It's just a blog I use to update whenever I'm remastering these shows from the best quality files I can find. So if you want that stuff, it's out there, but can't play it in Corolla Classics. Now on to the fun stuff, on to the clips. For the first day we have Adam Corolla's show 2154. This episode comes to us from 2017. It's featuring Dan Soder, the great Vinnie Tortorish, Gina Grad, of course, and Brian Bischoff. Dan Soder's really good on air with Adam. You might best know him from his time on the bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson. He now hosts his own podcast just called Soder. He has a killer HBO hour.
He were co-hosts of the podcast Sixth and Jump during the pandemic with Big J.O. Kirson and Ari Shafir. Really cool episode. Hope you guys enjoy.
Turning the corner and heading into year number nine. God bless you. So share the show and tell a friend. Good day, Gina Grad. Good day to you. Handball Brian. You realize I'm not a comedian. Oh, Jesus. Vinnie Tortorich, everybody. Standard disclaimer. In the studio. This might be someone's first episode listening.
We'll play the game with Vinnie in just a couple, a few. Vinnie, what's new with you? I took your supplements this morning. I don't know if you're working with Howie Mandel. I don't know who you're working with. Are you allowed to talk about it? Are you doing a lot of phone consultations? What's going on?
I'm doing a ton. I don't have time to see clients anymore. I've finally worked my way out of being a trainer. And the only clients I see are clients who can't see me. Rock stars have to go back on the road now. They can't just sit home and collect checks. So I'm able to keep those guys on my schedule because I never see them anyway. And Howie, we're going in two different directions all the time. I thought about him the other night because I usually run into him at this barbecue place we all go to.
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Chapter 2: How does Vinnie Tortorich discuss health and fitness trends?
Ballistic over toilet seats. We just go ballistic. It's a perfect metaphor for us and just sort of how crazy we are. Do you know it's dirtier than a toilet seat? No, but our stupid wiring, which is everyone I know would let their kid go play at a house with a swimming pool, but if someone said there's a pistol and it's on a top shelf in the bedroom, well, you're not going to that house. Of course, statistically, they're more apt to drown in the pool. Toilet seats, turns out,
Kiinni kuin useimmat tietokoneet ja useimmat huoneet. Popcorn. Me ollaan toivottavasti liittyneet tähän liittyvään. Joku laittaa Superbowl-paikkoon. He ottaa ison kivun. He laittavat sen popcorniin. Ei vain ihmiset laittavat hänen käsiinsä siihen. He sitten laittavat hänen käsiinsä mukaan.
It's not like, hey, where's my popcorn fork? No, it is in, where's the popcorn dispenser? Where's my pest popcorn dispenser? You put it in, it's literally impossible to effectively eat it without putting the tips of your fingers in your mouth. Now, we live in a world where if somebody grabs a tortilla chip,
Dips in a little guacamole, bust it off in their mouth, even if they don't even touch the end, but just sort of break it off, and then double dip. Oh boy, we got a moral issue with that. Yes. I blame Seinfeld. Either way. Double dipping.
It exists, and people freak out over it. The popcorn is handful, hand in the mouth, and then multiple handfuls. And multiple people just walking by, grabbing a handful, coming by. No problemo with that. Big problemo with many other things. Thus, my thing isn't to come down on people who eat popcorn that way. My thing is to ignore everything else, because the most...
the most prolific way disease could spread would be this. It doesn't seem to be hurting. You never hear about, oh, the big, the carnage from the pop, you know, 1827 Irish popcorn, where the whole village was wiped out because they were watching a soccer tournament and somebody popped some corn and everyone's hand got in. So ignore everything else. But when Howie Mandell looked at me and I said, Howie, I don't get it. It's so inconsistent. You won't shake anyone's hand, but you're offering everyone popcorn. He said,
You don't get it. I'm crazy. And I just thought, nah, I do. Like, I get it. Now I do get it. It's a very good answer for why he's engaging in these two behaviors simultaneously. All right, so phone consultations.
Yeah, you know, I started doing those three or four years ago when the podcast started, the book got popular and people said, hey, I'll pay you anything to get on the phone. So I just came up with a price and started doing it. And it's now I literally do it for two or three hours every day. You know, I'll just block out those three hours and I talk to people. How much of it is a...
Well, there's a lot of stuff where we've done with Vinnie, which is, oh, the kids want this kind of cereal. What do you think? Take a picture of it. Send me the box or whatever. But how much of it is, can I eat this or what about that versus just a pure...
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Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes does Adam Carolla share about celebrity culture?
But people get it back. Because cherries and papayas and oranges and bananas. But cherries are actually not so bad. But if you're eating 1400, you see, that's the problem. But cherries, give us the ranking. No, I love, I literally, I had this semi-retarded conversation in my kitchen the other day, which is,
I don't want to waste anything. So at a certain point, I take the sack of cherries, which have been eyeballing me for one week, and I give them to Olga, and I say, take these home, nanny, and eat them. To which case, Lynette says, I eat those cherries. And I go, well, not these cherries, because these cherries have been sitting there for a week. I like the cherries.
Noted. But I don't want to waste them. They're starting to get shriveled up and I paid for them and nobody here. I have no idea. It's the middle of summertime. It's the best food ever. I have no idea what's wrong with the kids. I don't know why, but they're not being eaten and I'm staring at them. So I must hand them off. But you're saying cherries, not too bad. Yeah, if you're grabbing a handful of cherries.
Silloin sinulla on oikein. Jos sinulla on kerroksia, joilla ei ole mitään muuta syöntä, kuten viime vuosina puhuttiin vihreästä paradoxista. Miksi vihreät eivät saa vahvaa? Heillä on vihreä ja keittiöä. Siinä on keittiöä, joten sinulla ei ole samaa rauhaa livinäsi. Jos olet syönyt ruokaa, tai olet syönyt keittiä tai ääniä tai mitä tahansa,
All right, I get it. I can only have cherries with booze. Yes. That's what I'm hearing. Just a cherry temple. No, I can have a glass of wine and a bowl of cherries. That's what Vinnie said. And you want the ranking? Yeah, the ranking. Like bananas. Is banana the worst? Bananas are all of the tropical fruit and banana falls into that category. Son of a bitch. Papayas, pineapple. There's things with desserts. Your liver doesn't know that from a piece of cake.
Lämpö ei sano, että katsokaa, hän antoi minulle bananan. Bananat eivät ole pahoja sinulle. Lämpö on täydellinen meritokrasi. Se vaikuttaa vain siitä, mitä sinulla on.
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A question for you about bananas. Is it a negligible difference between a greenish banana and a fully ripe banana? Because they get sweeter, right? A greener banana is so much better than an overripe banana. Good question. The sugar content goes way up.
Mm-hmm. So it will make sense. They start. Yeah, but it's a good question. So anything tropical sort of stay away from rock hard green pears that are tasteless and mealy. That's the top of the power rankings. Well, you know, when it comes to pears and apples, I always, you know, a slice of pear, slice of cheese, put them together. So that's the thing is, is connect the fat to it. Yeah, hook something in there. Now giving a ranking of fruit.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to Gilbert Gottfried's comedic style?
No, hän ei tarvinnut mennä, ja Overeaters Anonymous muistaa minua siitä, koska isäni menisi siihen myös. Luulen, että kaikkea, mikä oli itsevaihtoehtoinen... Täällä oli ei mitään syödä, miten hän voisi mennä? Kaikki, mikä oli ilmaista... Hän yritti viettää kaveria? Hän oli voinut tarkastella kaksi kappaletta. Se oli ilmaista. Kaksi kappaletta. Se tuli aikaan. Se oli jotain, mitä pitäisi tehdä. Ja se tuli häneltä virheeseen. Se teki jotain väärää hänelle.
But I wonder if it was an FU to her mom who she hated, meaning if I found out that my adult children were both going to adult children of alcoholic meetings, I think it would probably piss off Lynette, who doesn't consider herself an alcoholic and who isn't. Right.
Minun isäni oli monia vaikutuksia, mutta hän ei ollut alkoholisti. Hän oli vain vihreä viini. Se oli hänen yksiköihinsa. 14 viikkoja päivässä. Se oli yö. Tämä on viikko. Minulla on toinen. Mä sanoisin hänelle, että mitä on ruokaa? Sinä tarkoitat viikkoa? Pre-viikko. Oliko isäni tekemässä sitä, että hän pysyisi häntä, jota hän haittaisi? Ei.
Kuulosti hieman pysyvältä, että hän tuntui oikeastaan alkoholista, vaikka isäni ei syönyt mitään. Se kuulosti hieman pysyvältä, kun tiedät, että isäsi on hieman pysyvältä. Hieman pysyvältä A ja hieman pysyvältä B. Hän on suurin osa norsiastista, joten se on yksi ongelma. Mutta toinen ongelma on, että minulla on itse asiassa joku, joka käy Alkoholista Anonymousista, joka ei ole alkoholista. Hän kutsuu itseään fakeaholista.
Hän tykkää menemään keskusteluun, koska vanhemmat alkoholikkojen ja alkoholikkojen, jotka ovat anonyymit, he vain asuvat ja puhuvat isänsä. Heillä on hienoja tarinoita. Heillä on vanhemmat keskusteluja. He vain asuvat ja puhuvat isänsä ja isänsä. Ja hän tuli sinne. Tämä nainen tuli sinne ja hän ei ollut... Se on kuin kun Kramer sai työtä, puhutaan Seinfeldistä aiemmin.
Hän pääsi töihin ja kävi kävelemään päivittäin. Hän piti luoda tarina siitä, miten hän oli alkoholisti ja kuinka hän pysyivät puhuttelemaan. Hän kuunteli heidän tarinoitaan ja seurasi hänet muutaman viikon myöhemmin.
Se ei tarvitse niin paljon kreatiivisyyttä. Se ei kuitenkaan ole kuin harry potterin valmistaminen tai jotain sellaista. Sinun täytyy valita vaihtoehto ja mennä vodkalla. Aloitin tekemään sitä sosiaalisesti ja sitten tein sen, jotta voin mennä eteenpäin.
Sitten tuli ongelma, joka tuli sitten, kun isäni ja koko autoerotinen ongelma alkoi. Aloin nukkumaan paljon paremmin ja useammin. Koulutusohjelman jälkeen. En halua mennä enää. Koulutusohjelma ja autoerotinen ongelma. Koulutusohjelman jälkeen. Koulutusohjelman ja autoerotinen ongelma. Koulutusohjelman jälkeen.
Jeena on saanut Sylvester Stallone-klippiä, jota emme ole koskaan puhuneet. Olen kiinnostunut. Kerron ensin teille Stamps.comista. Olemme käyttäneet Stamps.comista. Toivottavasti käyttäisimme sitä täällä. Voit ostaa ja printata uusista kirjoituksista jokaisella kirjoituksella, jokaisella kirjoituksella, jokaisella kirjoituksella. Laita sen komppiuteen. Teet sen printtejäsi.
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Chapter 5: What insights does Gilbert Gottfried provide about his career?
Maybe this is what gave me the idea. How crazy is that? Custom in the cab, just the one arm. But he does poor form though, right? No, no, no. When you're doing arm wrestling, all of it is getting your shoulder. You want to wrench your shoulder. As a matter of fact, there's a guy from Twitter who follows me on Twitter who is...
Yhdysvaltojen armokysymyksessä. Hänen nimensä on Luke Pulcher. Hän ja hänen isänsä ovat nyt Euroopassa yliopistossa yliopistossa Yhdysvaltoihin. Se on huomioitavaa. Ja minä olin häntä vahvistamassa. Minä autin häntä vahvistamaan joka kerta. Koska hän on online. Hän vahvistaa vahvistamisessa. Hän vahvistaa vahvistamisessa.
And he's always 12 to 15 pounds heavier training. And then when he gets right down to it, he does phone calls. You know, we started off with the phone calls, but sometimes he'll hit me up on Twitter or Facebook. Who's scarier?
Karate, MMA, ajattele Karate Kid, referee. Kuka on hauska? Martiaalinen refe tai armwrestlingin refe? Koska minusta ne ovat hauskoja. Heillä on aina isoja rauhoja. He pysyvät ylös. He ovat kokoamassa. He ovat olleet valmiita.
You ready? You ready? Definitely arm wrestling rep, because the karate guy, he's disciplined. He's probably a black belt or some belt level, whereas the other guy's on the fringe of society. The other guy doesn't have a social security number. Yeah, he's on the lam. And in the movie, there's a big Vegas tournament. Do they ever do that in Vegas, a big arm wrestling?
Kyllä, heillä on se. Mutta suurin osa heitä on vain paikassa jossain. Se on se, mikä tekee hänet vaikeampi. Armwrestling-reff on vaikein kaveri maailmassa. Hyvää kysymystä Sean 33 Fresno. Sean. Hei, olen Sean. Haluaisin vain varmistaa yksi teoria. Tiedän...
Some gardeners as well, just to get back to your theory. Your theory is that our kids nowadays are getting too much screen time and too much movies and too much entertainment. So they're kind of being overloaded. And you said one time your nephew, he wasn't very enthusiastic about driving, really didn't care about driving. And I noticed a lot of, some kids I know, they feel they're in the same way. They really don't care too much about learning how to drive.
Mielestäni se liittyy teoreisiin siitä, miten he ovat ylöspäin ylöspäin näistä asioista. Tiedän kaveria, jotka eivät ole olleet niin rikkoja. He eivät ole olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet.
How many gardeners do you know, and you might want to find a better bar to drink instead of a gardener's bar? Find a good cop bar or something, or a stealer's bar or something. A lot of guys undoing their leaf blowers and hanging them. Hammers are walking in, talking, talking about shrubbery. Don't get me started on Dichondra. What a bitch. Sorry. Sorry, you know a lot of gardeners.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift towards social media and public perception?
Dog gets out, starts running at you, you have to fend it off with nothing but a weed whacker, pinky shears. I'd watch. Absolutely, because you would not. So you could hide things in big piles of leaves, you're the first one to find it. There's all sorts of competitions. They do it with log competition, right? Yeah, they do a lumberjack version of one. I would watch this. Oh yeah.
By the way, tell me if this guy didn't know what he was doing today. I was walking a Philly cheesesteak and I have a weird wiring, which is I don't get grossed out. I'm not bothered by secondhand smoke. If I take a hit off a beer and you go, oh, that's my beer. I don't care. I don't care about anything.
But I hate the dust. I don't like dust. Like I don't like it when guys there's a thing that guys do when you're doing construction and you're working on a big slab and you're out in a warehouse, you're doing your drywall and all your business.
Jotkut ihmiset tulevat sinne ja laittavat pyörää ja jätetään sen. Ja se kääntyy. Ja kun se kääntyy, näet tämän. Ja olet ylöspäin ja olet laittanut miljoonaa tuntia. Ja minä aina kääntyn niille. Säätä se.
Just set it down. Don't just flop it over, drop it or whatever. But I hate when I'm walking the dog and the guy's got the leaf blower and there's no escape. Like it's in the middle of the block. You can't really turn around. There's nothing to do. And he's just blowing it out toward the street because they're always just blowing it onto the street. They're not collecting it. They're pushing it into the street. And so I see the guy this morning and he's blowing it down the driveway.
And I got Phil, and sometimes I'll stop and wait, whatever. I just don't want to breathe in all the whatever's on the ground. And I break into a jog, like, come on, Phil, here we go. We're going to beat the cloud sort of thing. And he sees me, and he doesn't...
He doesn't lift, you know what I mean? He doesn't take his foot off the accelerator. It's just like he's watching me running down the street and he's just blowing it right down the driveway. Come on, dude. At a certain point, it's not like, well, there's a whole cavalcade of people and I'll never get my job done. There's nobody around. It's 10.30 in the morning. There's nobody walking anywhere. I'm alone. I'm running with my dog. Could you just, I don't know, just take your finger off the accelerator.
Four, five Mississippi and then get back there. Do you think it's like a little bit of the events guard or the TSA where it's a little bit on purpose? I felt in this particular case there was an element of run, Whitey, run. Now you're running. Yeah, but also, yeah, how's it feel with Trump?
Trump coming after us. I also feel like this should be outlawed. I hate laws. I hate regulations and I hate rules. But this is one thing that needs that is a serious health issue. And it's insane. Yes, it's just blowing stuff all over the place. And it's louder than shit. That's the other thing that there's. And it produces more of what we don't want. Like here we are in California.
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Chapter 7: What are the challenges comedians face in today's political climate?
I like to profile everybody at all times. All the time. It's a defining characteristic. We had a fella in, and I'll leave all the names out, but we had a fella in, and this guy was a professional stunt driver. Very interesting stuff. He did all the stunt driving for Baby Driver, and then all the stunt driving for Drive, or whatever. He does all the big time stunt stuff.
Put note, you seen Baby Driver yet? Yes. You liked it? Yeah, I was fine with it. It had a lot of interesting elements to it. It was fun. And it was fun. The end was a little kind of not sure what was going on at the end. Overall fun movie. Overall fun movie. And this guy does something that's really interesting. And I don't know if you guys know this. I knew this from talking to my friend Tanner Faust, who does this.
The new thing with the stunt driver, because now they load the cars up with cameras. Gary, you got to find the picture of the crib that's on top of the Subaru. Because they load the cars up with cameras and they want the actual reaction of all the actors driving the cars.
But the actors can't drive the cars. And I was right when I said probably because of insurance. And he said, yes, not that you couldn't. You could teach a young guy to drive a little bit, but the insurance would be bad. They put a shopping cart roll cage on top of the car and the stunt driver sits on the roof. It does the driving. It does all the driving. That's a degree of difficulty that I can imagine is not what they're used to.
That's insane! That looks like Mad Max! They literally put half a sand rail dune buggy on top of the car. And in terms of what a car does around a corner, nobody wants extra weight on the roof. The lower down the weight. He literally sits on top of it.
Never seen anything like that. And drives. And the thing that I found interesting about it is when I was talking to Tanner Faust, who does rally cross and all that other stuff, is a professional rally driver. He did it for the movie, the remake of Red Dawn.
Ja siellä on osa, siellä on osa Red Dawnissa, jossa he saavat pikkukykyä ja he käyvät kaikkien lannan ympäri ja jatkuvasti. Ja sitten vain pysyvät ympäri ja jatkuvat ympäri ja jatkuvat ympäri ja jatkuvat ympäri ja jatkuvat ympäri.
He's sitting in the rig that's strapped into the back of the bed of the pickup truck. And he's doing all the driving through people's lawns and just missed the oak tree and blah, blah, blah. Now, the thing I found interesting about it was in that movie.
The people in the cab of the truck, the actors who are being filmed, this is all about realism, remember? In the back, you know, you watch an old Starsky and Hutch episode and you'll see a guy's clearly wearing a bad wig. I always like it when they didn't have female stunt drivers.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on the evolution of comedy and its reception?
vest that he wore over his leather jacket because he wants to be seen. Looks like he's going to pick up trash on the side of the highway. I was breaking the guy down philosophically and I realized here's a guy who does enjoy getting through traffic, who's not scared to ride a bike, who obviously knows what he can handle the wheel of a machine.
But safety is something that he's aware of, prepares for, and is focused on. And realized that as a motorcycle rider, not being seen is about the most dangerous thing you can do. Number one. So he completely throws out the cool factor, because I'm wearing the exact same shirt. Same hats, different shorts. I'm sure it was earlier today.
A few days back. Same shirt. Okay. He's wearing the same goddamn shirt. And hat. He doesn't care about looking cool as much as he cares about safety, but he also cares about performance and cutting through traffic. And I just thought...
It's an interesting thing. I see so many guys out there, and the first thing I said to them was, I see guys out there with the flat black helmets and the black leather jackets, and not only that, sometimes their bikes are murdered out, like satin black gas tank, black helmet, it's been 150 degrees out there, your brain must cook inside, but you are invisible. The only way you can get more invisible than a black helmet is a flat black helmet with a
flat black jacket and black slacks and black boots, and now you're invisible on that bike.
Moments later. I'm sorry, what is this guy's name? I forgot his name. Smally. Yeah, David Smally pulled up in a flat black t-shirt and a flat black helmet and black everything. Like the next guy to pull into the studio was that. That's the last he was heard of. He's an atheist, he's not worried about it. I bit my tongue. Until now. Until now. 22 hours later.
Jos haluat mennä, ota vihreän helmetin. Se on suurin asia, jota voit nähdä. He eivät tehneet kaikkea Dayglo-tukia, mutta sanoin Dayglo, eikä Daygo. Mutta olisin aina ollut vihreällä helmetillä, ja aina olisin ollut vihreällä. Ja mennä 15 000-20 000 kautta koko vuoden tässä kaupungissa motosyksyllä, se on ainoa asia, josta voit mennä asiakkaan kanssa, kun olet minä.
Ja sinun täytyy mennä klientiksi klientiksi. Ja sinun täytyy mennä klientiksi klientiksi. Ja sinun täytyy mennä klientiksi klientiksi. Ja sinun täytyy mennä klientiksi klientiksi. He had a head mounted on the front of the dune bike. Anyway. About three years ago. Raising Arizona. No. Raising Arizona. Tex Cobb had something on the front of his bike. The wild ones.
Nyt, noin kolme vuotta sitten se tuli niin huonosti, koska kaikki kirjoittavat. Ja niiden rannalla ihmiset näyttävät sinut tullessaan ja tavallaan osittain. Se tuli niin, että kaikki tuntuvat tuohon alueeseen. Ja ennen kuin heidät siirtäisivät, olit katsomassa, mitä he tekevät. He olivat kaikki kirjoittamassa.
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