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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Aina on hyvä hetki kilpailuttaa asuntolaina. Lainan siirtäminen S-Pankkiin voi tuoda sinulle huomattavan säästön vuodessa. Pyydä lainatarjous vaikka heti, se ei sidos sinua vielä mihinkään. Tutustu S-Pankin asuntolainaan osoitteessa spankki.fi kautta asuntolaina. S-Pankki.
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics. You can find the ad-free archives exclusively available through PodcastOne.plus.
And if you'd like to access the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, and wish to get access to the brand new podcast, Beat It Out, Make sure to check out Adam Carolla's Substack, adamcarolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcarolla.com.
We've been getting a lot of requests for clips from Loveline and the Adam Carolla show that aired on KLSX from 2006 to 2009 that immediately preceded the podcast. While we can't play any of that content here in Corolla Classics, unless it was actually played on the Adam Corolla Show podcast and the commentary was done over it, so there are some select clips from time to time you will hear.
Other than that, we can't, like, play some of those infamous moments, infamous quote-unquote Holocaust call where they talk to a phone sex operator with Tom Arnold. That comes up a lot. The Ann Coulter stuff from The Morning Show in 2006 comes up a lot. Overall, the whole entire 2006 cast of The Morning Show comes up.
For people who do want to hear that stuff and want updates on it, I do remaster both of those shows completely separately from this as a labor of love. If you want to check out and get updates on how to get access to all this stuff for free, go to patreon.com slash Giovanni. You don't need to sign up.
It's just a blog I use to update whenever I'm remastering these shows from the best quality files I can find. So if you want that stuff, it's out there, but can't play it in Corolla Classics. Now on to the fun stuff, on to the clips. For the first day, we have Adam Corolla's show 2154. This episode comes to us from 2017.
It's featuring Dan Soder, the great Vinnie Tortorich, Gina Grad, of course, and Brian Bischoff. Dan Soder's really good on air with Adam. You might best know him from his time on the bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson. He now hosts his own podcast just called Soder. He has a killer HBO hour. And he was a co-host of the podcast Sixth and Jump during the pandemic with Big J.O. Kersen and Ari Shafir.
Really cool episode.
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of Adam Carolla's podcast?
Hope you guys enjoy.
turning the corner and heading into year number nine. God bless you. So share the show and tell a friend. Good day, Gina Grad. Good day to you. Handball Brian. You realize I'm not a comedian. Oh, Jesus. Vinnie Tortorich, everybody.
Standard disclaimer.
In the studio.
This might be someone's first episode listening.
Yeah. We'll play the game with Vinny and just a couple, a few. Vinny, what's new with you? I took your supplements this morning. I don't know if you're working with Howie Mandel. I don't know who you're working with. Are you allowed to talk about it? Are you doing a lot of phone consultations? What's going on? I'm doing a ton. I don't have time to see clients anymore.
I've finally worked my way out of being a trainer. And the only clients I see are clients who can't see me. Rock stars have to go back on the road now. They can't just sit home and collect checks. So I'm able to keep those guys on my schedule because I never see them anyway. And Howie, we're going in two different directions all the time.
I thought about him the other night because I usually run into him at this barbecue place we all go to. Yeah, Wood Ranch, right? Wood Ranch, yeah. So while I was having a burger, I was like... It's true.
You'll back me up that Howie Mandel happily eats popcorn out of a lid of a shoebox that he scoops up from a barrel out by the front door and walks around and eats it himself and offers it to anybody around. The germaphobe happily engages in that behavior, yes? Yes, and people would always ask me about Howie.
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Chapter 3: Who is Dan Soder and what are his contributions?
Yes.
God blame Seinfeld. Yeah. Either way.
Double dipping. It exists, and people freak out over it. The popcorn is handful, hand in the mouth, and then multiple handfuls. And multiple people just walking by, grabbing a handful, coming by. No problemo with that. Big problemo with many other things. Thus, my thing isn't to come down on people who eat popcorn that way. My thing is to ignore everything else, because the most...
the most prolific way disease could spread would be this. It doesn't seem to be hurting. You never hear about, Oh, the big, the carnage from the pop, you know, 1827 Irish popcorn where, where the whole village was wiped out because of the, because they were watching a soccer tournament and somebody popped some corn and everyone's hand got in. So ignore everything else.
But when Howie Mandel looked at me and I said, Howie, I don't get it. It's so inconsistent. You won't shake anyone's hand, but you're offering everyone popcorn. He said, yeah, You don't get it. I'm crazy. And I just thought, nah, I do. Like, I get it. Now I do get it. It's a very good answer for why he's engaging in these two behaviors simultaneously. All right. So phone consultations.
Yeah, I started doing those three or four years ago when the podcast started. The book got popular and people said, hey, I'll pay you anything to get on the phone. So I just came up with a price and started doing it. And it's now I literally do it for two or three hours every day. I block out those three hours and I talk to people. How much of it is a...
Like, well, there's a lot of stuff where we've done with Vinny, which is, oh, the kids want this kind of cereal. What do you think? Take a picture of it. Send me the box or whatever. But how much of it is can I eat this or what about that versus just a pure appetite? Sponsorship, like AA program. You know, like, hey, man, I'm standing at a Winchell's Donut right now and I'm starting to sweat.
Usually it's not that. Although I will get people from AO How or OA How, which is basically Alcoholics Anonymous for overeaters. So I will get those people. And there is some talking off the ledge and that kind of thing. But in general, here's what I get. It'll be, I heard you on the Adam Carolla show. I read your book. I follow you on Twitter. You answer a thousand questions.
I do NSNG, no sugars, no grains, 100%. I do it perfectly. At first, I lost 20 pounds, and then it just stopped dry. And I'll say, okay, take me through an average day.
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Chapter 4: What insights does Vinnie Tortorich share about his work?
Not today, not yesterday. Just take me through an average day. And they'll go, okay. But I want to warn you, I do perfect no sugars, no grains. Now, every morning I start with the eggs, just like you, because I know you eat eggs. So I have eggs. And so I'll do some eggs and I'll do some coffee with heavy cream in it. And then I have a banana and some oatmeal. Right. Hold up. Push pause.
And then I'll say, I won't say anything. I'll say, well, take me to lunch. It's like, just like you. I eat meat for lunch. I'll have a salad. I'll have broccoli. I'll have this and that and the whole thing. And then I'll have a couple of snack wells. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Just like you.
Just like me.
The one that's rough for people, I think, the one that's hard on me is the bananas, the fruit. If you got yourself, you got me some of those Rainier cherries, the big, plump, meaty ones, and you put them in a bowl, and you put 1,400 of them in a bowl, there would be 1,401 pits. That's right. I would actually produce an extra pit.
pit i would summon an extra pit you would find next and if i was watching an oyster and a pearl he just produced yes if i was yeah it'd be culture yeah i would there'd be no reason for me to ever stop as a matter of fact and everyone had this it's a it's one of our things where it's hey fruits and vegetables fruits and vegetables not fruits and vegetables some vegetables and not so many fruits right it should be vegetables and fruit is the way we should look at life
Right. You know, but people get it back. Because cherries and papayas and oranges and bananas. But cherries are actually not so bad. Oh, boy. But if you're eating 1,400, you see, that's the problem. But cherries, give us the... The ranking.
Power rankings.
I want fruit. No, I love... I literally... I had this semi-retarded conversation in my kitchen the other day, which is... I don't want to waste anything. So at a certain point, I take the sack of cherries, which have been eyeballing me for one week, and I give them to Olga, and I say, take these home, nanny, and eat them. To which case, Lynette says, I eat those cherries.
And I go, well, not these cherries, because this cherry's been sitting there for a week. I like the cherries. Noted. But I don't want to waste them. They're starting to get shriveled up and I paid for them and nobody here. I have no idea. It's the middle of summertime. It's the best food ever. I have no idea what's wrong with the kids.
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Chapter 5: What humorous names are suggested for hurricanes?
It's like, what happened? I was killed by one of my Nana's friends. Harvey's got a bad hip, but he did a lot of damage. Yeah. We need like cyborg.
Oh, like names that are names.
Rocco. Yeah. Or names that would kill you.
Oh, okay.
Not these kinds of names. What about biblical names? Uh-huh. I feel like if you went Old Testament, New Testament, really kind of threw in- Hurricane Ham. Yeah.
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Chapter 6: How do hurricane names impact public perception?
Ezekiel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Abel is good. Yeah, Cain, like a good one. I like that. Yeah. Yeah, we need something. Hurricane Lucifer. Yeah, these are soft names. I don't like them.
The problem is, though, they name every tropical storm, so you're going to waste a lot of good, biblical, sweet names on some storms that never become anything.
Well, no, you give them to the lightweight storms. You give them the Irmas and the Gertrudes.
Chapter 7: What are the dynamics of comedy and tragedy in performance?
If you're coming up, you're not going to be wild about it. This year does not have very many storms. Yeah, they named them three years in advance.
What do we got this year?
Coming up after Jose and Katya are Lee, Maria, Nate. Lee. Nate. I go to lunch.
I go to brunch with all of them.
Ophelia.
It's bad. You know, it's going to happen. It's like, what happened? He was killed by Hurricane. He was killed by a Hurricane Lee.
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Chapter 8: How does Gilbert Gottfried address controversy in comedy?
Oh, I'm not in. I don't follow gay lingo that much. But whatever. I don't judge. But I'm sorry it went wrong. Whatever happened. Hurricane Topher just ruined everybody. I don't like it. I know we name them in advance, but let's call audibles. Delilah Medusa. Let me ask you this. Would Bill Belichick call Super Bowl plays in advance? I'm sure he scripts his first four or five.
Years before the game?
Years before the game?
No, of course not.
All right, well, then why? Yeah, why would we? That's right. Right-thinking Americans. I think I know. Okay, so we have Harvey Irma. Jose and Katya. So it is an alphabetical order. So at least we have to do that. And they alternate genders as well. All right. So a couple of rules. You're a boxing fan, Adam. Why don't they just do it by weight class?
So like the small dangerous ones like Chocolatito, Hurricane Chocolatito. And then like the biggest one, you know, you go like all the way up to like Deontay Wilder. Yeah, he's a big dude. Yeah. The one I... I think all of the big ones. Yeah, I mean, we can change it up. We're going to change the whole system if we're going boxing weight.
The thing that freaked me out the most is the lightweight Pepino Cuevas. Because I finally asked my Spanish-speaking nanny what Pepino meant, and she said, cucumber. Oh, no. That's not dangerous. What the heck kind of name is that for a boxer? It must mean something else as well, but... Tencuidado. Yeah. Pepino Cuevas. Cucumber Cuevas. He's a famous lightweight boxer. Yeah. All right. Sorry.
Go ahead. Well, Dennis, Rodman wants to straighten things out between the U.S. and North Korea, according to Mercury News. Now, in an interview he did with Good Morning Britain, the former NBA star says he's the guy to prevent this war. He says he's visited North Korea five times and explains, and I quote... I basically hang out with Kim Jong-un all the time. We laugh. We sing karaoke.
We do a lot of cool stuff together. We ride horses. We hang out. We go skiing. We hardly ever talk politics. And that's a good thing. By the way, if you're the horse, how pissed are you when you see this to Tweedledee and Tweedledum? Like, they basically look like... A ball and a bat. Yeah, like a ball and a bat. Yeah, I was thinking of Smoking the Bandit. Like, Smoking the Bandit... Pat?
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