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Dana Gould + Vinnie Tortorich (Carolla Classics)

21 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

13.598 - 26.987 Superfan Giovanni

Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fans like the clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics, exclusively available through PodcastOne.plus. Sign up and get the ad-free archives.

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27.007 - 40.619 Superfan Giovanni

And if you like the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or just want exclusive access to the brand new podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's Substack, adamcarolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcarolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips.

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40.659 - 46.272 Superfan Giovanni

Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla's show, 1950. Dana Gould, Joe Coy, Gina Grad, and Brian Bishop from 2016.

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Good day, Gina Grant. Good day to you. And Baldwin. No. Can't stop. Joe Coy in the studio, everybody. Dana Gould's coming up. Joy. Joe.

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Chapter 2: What podcasts and shows are mentioned as part of the Corolla Classics experience?

63.322 - 87.352 Unknown

I don't have his. Agua Caliente this November. Ooh, hot water. What is it? This Saturday, November 18th, I believe. Is for you. So are you... I can't thank you enough, by the way. I just want to say I thank you so much every day, Adam. Wilbur Theater was sold to the Raptors. Yeah. Boston. Boston. Love that place.

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87.973 - 88.814 Adam Carolla

Yeah. Thank you so much.

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88.834 - 112.594 Unknown

They love you. Well, it's a testament to your work. But speaking of that... I always know when it's your fans. When I walk past the line, they go like, this joy! And I'm like, yeah, man! Yeah! Yeah, I hate you. So is it... And for you, I mean, there are a lot of comedians that just go, screw it. I'm a stand up. Like, I think the the belief is that every stand up is looking for a sitcom.

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112.614 - 134.5 Unknown

But in this new world order where people just go out there and make more money just being stand ups or doing whatever. Yeah. For you. I've never really gotten into this. You do so much stand-up. You're so prolific. You do so many shows. You make a great living doing it. Are you still going out and trying to knock out sitcom premises? Or are you going out on auditions?

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134.86 - 164.968 Unknown

I do auditions, but when I write my stand-up, I'm always trying to write some type of situation. I want that show. It's just basically my life. I envision it as a sitcom. I still want that, yeah. I will die doing stand-up. That's my passion. So I can care less if they don't give me a show. I always have stand-up. Always. Yeah. It's like us in Paris. It's just always there for us.

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We'll always have Paris. You and I. P-E-R-R-I-S. I'm sure you've performed there. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. No, it is. I used to say when I was a carpenter that it's like, well, I'll always have carpentry. So no matter whatever goes down in show business, I can always sort of fall back and hang doors if I have to. And then what happens- cars. Oh, what about the ladies?

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The point is, yes, no, it's going to be a little lifestyle adjustment, but this is early on when I wasn't making much money in show business, but I always said, look, I always felt sort of comfortable like I have a trade. And What stand up is, is what a trade is to entertainment. It's true. It is for a lot of people. Yeah.

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If you if you possess that trade, if you're a carpenter, Joe's carpenter of comedy. And so he always has this trade, which is going out and going to work and doing the thing. Yeah. Never going to be mega development bucks or huge syndicated money or whatever it is, but just going to be. Now, if the other stuff shows up, great.

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But if you have to just go out, pack up the truck and ply your trade, so be it. Yes. And I love doing it. Well, good. And I'd give you some dates if I had some pieces of paper. That's a sucky ending to that whole spiel right there. It's coming. We'll get into that. All right. Stuff to – I can't remember if I got into this, but I brought my dog, Philly Cheesesteak, over to the shop last week.

Chapter 3: What insights does Joe Coy share about his stand-up career?

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And we just wrestled, just run across whatever space there was.

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351.664 - 353.346 Gina Grad

I'd dive on, smell it.

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353.546 - 358.713 Unknown

And we would just roll and roll and roll. And it, And the one dog owner was like, are they fighting?

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358.733 - 361.016 Gina Grad

And everyone was like, no, no, they're just getting along.

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361.036 - 364.62 Unknown

They're just getting to know each other. Yeah, like Dawson would yell, hey, hey, hey.

364.64 - 364.781 Gina Grad

Yeah.

364.801 - 379.059 Unknown

Other person, other person, other person. And then I'd do a move where I'd crouch down and then jump up, and then he started chasing me around. But it's a weird thing because like Phil. And then you guys slow down and then just kind of look like the tips of each other's penises. Yeah.

379.079 - 379.46 Adam Carolla

Snipping asses.

379.48 - 380.601 Unknown

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chapter 4: What kind of food adventure are they discussing?

4358.916 - 4367.771 Sebastian Bach

And, boy, this is going to be a real adventure, too, because this is about food, specifically about a certain kind of food.

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4368.092 - 4379.832 Unknown

The most boring form of food. The food that basically peasants subsist off of when the sun refuses to shine.

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4379.892 - 4383.138 Sebastian Bach

But also, it's the greatest kind of adventure.

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4383.278 - 4390.791 Unknown

I'm thinking Filipino sex tour. Right, right. Food! Yes. Canned food! Yeah.

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Chapter 5: What cravings do people have for different foods?

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Because, you know, from time to time, we all have these cravings for certain foods. Sometimes we crave a pizza. Sometimes we crave a good old peanut butter sandwich.

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4404.415 - 4414.011 Sebastian Bach

Sometimes it's a thick, juicy steak. It's as if Einstein was teaching a course at the Learning Inn. None of this stuff was known to me until I heard it.

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4414.362 - 4419.56 Unknown

So let's see if we can drill down on this. People have cravings.

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4419.58 - 4423.815 Gina Grad

But for one thing, though. Well, no, he mentioned three things.

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Chapter 6: How do they compare sauerkraut and coleslaw?

4424.403 - 4433.879 Unknown

Oh, so it... But was he giving examples of many different things, or was it specifically those three? Those are the three things. Because I wanted tacos. Is that... No, no craving for that.

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4433.899 - 4436.623 Gina Grad

Well, he mentioned steak, peanut butter, and pizza.

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4436.643 - 4437.104 Unknown

Yeah.

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4437.364 - 4438.967 Gina Grad

And so well. You must have been thinking of something else.

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4438.987 - 4446.9 Sebastian Bach

A couple of days ago... Two things served at children's lunches? I'm just saying. ...developed this overwhelming craving for something...

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sour and something. Well, this is very old fashioned. You don't find this around very much. I'm talking about good old sauerkraut. And I'm not talking about any sauerkraut either. I'm talking about the old school kinds of. Oh, yeah. This new fangled stuff with a strip of glitter all over it. No, thank you. Not your millennial gluten free sauerkraut. Yeah, no, no. I want the old school.

4478.821 - 4497.643 Unknown

Keep your free range kind of past yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sour crap. Yeah, not the passion fruit sour crap. And to see, for those of you listening, which is I'm guessing 100%, Huell looks like a big, muscular guy going to a Halloween party as Bill Clinton.

4497.663 - 4498.283 Sebastian Bach

Oh, wow.

4498.444 - 4499.024 Unknown

Yeah.

Chapter 7: What lessons can be learned from the starfish story?

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It's neither here nor there. They need it. They needed the highfalutin water pistol gone to do their soaking. And then when they were done with the soaking, they were done. Maybe it was to take you down a peg with your fancy mouth.

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8961.072 - 8961.753 Gina Grad

It taught me a lesson.

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8962.354 - 8978.32 Unknown

It showed you. All right. Well, bring – let's see. I've got the guys here. So, yeah, I want to know about – I'm sure Ben got – Ben, look what you did to me. Ben, 34, Washington. Yeah. Huh? Yeah, standardization of the water dispenser and the refrigerator.

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8978.34 - 8979.122 Superfan Giovanni

This is your fault, Ben.

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8979.142 - 8981.225 Unknown

Yeah. You want it to come out at the same volume?

8982.267 - 8985.973 Superfan Giovanni

No, that was a great rant, and I brought Gina Vinny.

8986.655 - 8999.45 Sebastian Bach

Thank you. Oh, my God, that was a good rant. No, I want it at the same location. I got a $4,000 fridge, and it comes out of the front. My neighbor's got a different fridge. It comes out the back. So when he comes over here, it's a little lower to the ground.

8999.871 - 9003.536 Unknown

How's it come out of the back? Did you have to open the fridge to get to it? It's a female fridge. Slide it away from the wall?

9004.417 - 9013.21 Sebastian Bach

No, like from like the front of the, like it hits the front of the glass on one fridge. And when you're the next fridge, it hits the back part of the cubby.

Chapter 8: How do personal experiences shape views on education?

9064.776 - 9089.203 Unknown

And then we've got to get the lady in, and she's got to get the ShamWow or the microfiber, and it's a disaster. By the way, bears and everything. Can you hold on a second? Our building just got leveled by a drone. Yeah. But I like these first world problems. All right. We'll bring the guys in one second. That's a popular kid's story called Rainbow Fish. The Terrible Message. Yeah.

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9090.225 - 9117.65 Unknown

What is a story I haven't told in a long time, but I did go to my kids like second grade or third grade, you know, welcome to hell meeting that they do at the beginning every year at my school where they hit you up for money. And the teacher told the starfish story. Yeah. Which, Gary, do we have the Starfish story or is it me telling the Starfish story?

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I think that it's me reading it and then it's animated. I'm not... I can't remember. I got my teacher, third grade Mrs. or Mr. Somebody, saying... Let me tell you my approach. Like, this is the kind of teacher I am. Here's where I'm coming from. And I go, all right. And I'll tell you in the form of a story. Just to let you know my philosophy. And I said, great. I don't know.

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Is it halftime of Monday Night Football yet? Or what are we really getting into here? But Gary, you can read the starfish story.

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9152.255 - 9156.321 Superfan Giovanni

One day, an old man was walking along a beach that was littered with thousands of starfish.

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She made an old woman. It's very inclusive.

9159.826 - 9170.14 Superfan Giovanni

Switch it up. That was littered with thousands of starfish that had been washed ashore by the high tide. As he walked, he came upon a young boy who was eagerly throwing the starfish back and forth one by one.

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Puzzled, the man looked at the boy and asked what he was doing.

9180.048 - 9198.04 Superfan Giovanni

horrible things happening without looking after his task the boy simply replied i'm saving these starfish sir the old man chuckled aloud son there are thousands of starfish and only one of you what difference can you make the boy picked up a starfish gently tossed it into the water and turning to the man said i made a difference to that one

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