Kelley James + David Wild (Carolla Classics)

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What holiday decorations do people love?

Unknown 0:00
Hey, what's up y'all? Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. My favorite thing about the holidays? Decking out my whole house. It's not a competition, but if it was, well, I'd win the season with Wayfair. Outdoor inflatable Santa? Got it on Wayfair. Trees, lights, and ornaments? Wayfair. Hosting must-haves like dining sets, beds, sheets, and towels? Wayfair. For everything in your style delivered with fast and free shipping, visit Wayfair.com or the Wayfair app to win the season. But again, it's not a competition. Wayfair. Every style, every home.
Thank you.
Superfan Giovanni 0:45
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics, available through PodcastOne.plus, where you can find the ad-free archives. And if you'd like the ad-free archives for The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or exclusive access to the brand-new podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics, at adamcorolla.com. Now let's get on with the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Krulishow, 1249.
Superfan Giovanni 1:15
David Wilde, Alison Rosen, Brian Bishop from 2014. Check it out.
Adam Carolla 1:23
Good day, Alison Rosen. Hello, Adam Carolla.
David Wild 1:26
I love when you finger me in the doorway, lick my tight asshole, blah, blah, blah.
Superfan Giovanni 1:31
At Arison Lozen. Not the same person as Alison Rosen. Probably not, no. I wanted that on Twitter. It's such a fine line.
Adam Carolla 1:36
David Wild in studio, fresh off the Grammys.
Unknown 1:39
Not so fresh, if you can see me. Your mind is Wonderland, Adam Carolla, because John Mayer and I had a long discussion about you only hours ago, late last night. And we have to get to that eventually.
Adam Carolla 1:51
I am dying to hear the outcome of that conversation.
Unknown 1:55
I have an answer to the douchebag or cool guy question, a definitive answer.
Adam Carolla 2:00
Well, I want to say this. I don't want to sound like I'm backpedaling, but I think my comments will back me up. I started off as one of the biggest quandaries. Someone said to me, you know, if you ever died, what's the first question you would ask God?
Superfan Giovanni 2:13
Meaning of life, true love.

What are the best moments from Corolla Classics?

Adam Carolla 2:14
Is John Mayer a douchebag or a great guy with an incredible sense of humor who bangs everything under 25 that's not nailed down? And I couldn't figure it out. But the more I saw him in his antics, the more I slid from douchebag over to funny guy.
David Wild 2:34
Backpedaling.
Adam Carolla 2:35
I did sit next to him at some Scleroderma Foundation fundraiser or something, and he seemed pretty friendly. Yeah. But no, admit it, he started off douchier and got more comical in the last few years.
Unknown 2:49
Okay, you don't know how... That's a very interesting answer because you and John agree. You're even closer than you think. The answer is, and this was last night he played the Beatles tribute, the Grammys Beatle tribute, which airs February 9th on CBS, 50 years on the same network to the day of the Ed Sullivan show the Beatles played on. So we did a big tribute with the Beatles last night. Amazing. John Mayer played with Keith Urban, and then Katy Perry was... And I know John pretty well for many years, but it was still a weird question to – I decided I have to get the answer, and he will know if he's a douchebag or if he's a cool guy. So what I did was – but I played it just well because I think he revealed the answer before I asked him the question.
Unknown 3:32
Katie was singing yesterday really well, and I said, John, let me ask you a question. You know Adam Carolla, right? He goes, oh, yeah, I love Adam Carolla. He's really funny. And I said, OK, right there. We got a first indication. I said, that said, Adam has said that when he gets to heaven, the question he needs to know is whether you're a douchebag or you're a good guy. And he said, I said, can I record your answer? He goes, no, I'm not that much of a douchebag that I want my answer recorded. He said, OK. I think that the true answer is good guy, but with a long incubation period as a douchebag.

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