Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Well, in this episode, Dawson's doing the news. Comedian Karen Freehand is back in studio, chopping it up. And we'll do all that right after this.
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Chapter 2: What happened to Mark Sanchez and how did it unfold?
I snapped. And he doesn't. I mean, those guys don't remember a thing. And by the way, that's not his personality. That wasn't his personality at all. He wasn't a troublemaker. He wasn't a fighter. It wasn't any of that stuff. He blacks out and goes nuts. And there's a percentage of those people.
And those people cannot drink because when they get into that state, you're going to get shot by a cop super easily or shot by anybody because you can't. you're going to get stabbed because this is who you, you know, you're blacked out. So Sanchez is going to say he's blacked out. So he's going to use some kind of treatment to possibly get a plea deal.
Yeah, but he, but this guy, and listen, I'm just, I'm guessing if you are removing grease from, From, you know, hotels on a Friday, Saturday night at midnight, you're not rolling in clover. Like, he doesn't have a Maybach parked in his driveway. This dude's going to lawyer up. Exactly. And he's going to get some of that NFL money. He's going to get some money.
Because Sanchez, I don't, you know, it wasn't exactly like he was a perennial all-star, but that guy was a first rounder, first couple of rounds. I mean, not rounds, but top five. pick NFL bonus, you know, there's cash. So that guy is going to get some of that cash. I'll tell you the real winner here. Who? That guy's wife. Because... She's been married to the guy for like 41 years.
He's obviously financially not a lot of upside. He's 69. He's cleaning out flus or getting grease from whatever. That's a pretty low-paying gig. Not... You know, maybe she plays a scratcher every once in a while or likes to go to the casino and play the slots. But this... This $7.2 million that comes flowing into her coffers is going to be quite an upgrade for her.
Yeah, big windfall. Yeah. Congratulations. Speaking of football, Bad Bunny. was the host and musical guest, both host and musical guest, I believe, for Saturday Night Live, his third time on Saturday Night Live.
He said a bunch of stuff in Spanish. Oh, let me say this. There's two groups. There's two groups of people. There's a group of people who don't really know who Bad Bunny is. And then there's the group of people who say they like Bad Bunny, but can't name a song. Who, by the way, all you people, I spend my whole life with this. And people go, I like that. I like that.
And I go, Nathan, give me two songs. And they go, I don't know the songs. I go, all right, just shut up then. Don't say you like them. Right. All right. That's Chuck. He likes Bad Bunny. But he doesn't know the song. He knew two songs. How many songs? How many songs do you know? Three. Three?
Okay. You know three Bad Bunny songs and you like them?
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Chapter 3: What are the differences between passing out and blacking out?
Let's turn the tables on me. All right. Say you like Led... Say you hate Led Zeppelin. I hate Led Zeppelin. I love Led Zeppelin. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Great. What name to their song? Oh, there's... I don't know. There's Misty Mountain. There's the Achilles, the Colonel's Last Stand. There's Black Velvet. Wait a minute. Gapper Dean. Gapper Dean. Is that a material? Yeah, that's on their third record.
Oh, shit. Corduroy. Angora. Angora. What's the one that's like, with a purple alligator and a 16-foot head? I like living and loving. I like living and loving. She's just a woman. I know that one. So to be fair, I could not name three. Oh, Stairway to Heaven.
There you go. There you go.
Probably the only one. There you go. Except for A Whole Lotta Love. They drive that one home. That's true. All right, so Bad Bunny.
So Bad Bunny said a bunch of stuff in Spanish, and then he closed it with, if you didn't understand what I just said, you have four months to learn. So apparently he's... Do we have that clip? Oh, sure.
Yeah, we can watch it. Yeah. Yeah. It's bad, but he's... So, I don't know. Okay, let's play it here. Sorry. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! That's a lot of words. That's a lot of Spanish. And if you didn't understand what I just said, you have four months to learn. I barely understood the English part. All right, so is the NFL – are they like trolling Trump? It seems like they are. What is their plan?
It seems like they are. Or is it just one of those let's get the tranny he-she guy with a special Bud Light can and his face on it. No one ever goes – Hold on. Just hold on a second, because that might not be good for sales of our beer. Right. Like, Bad Bunny— I think the NFL believes themselves to be uncancellable. Right. I—
I get it, but they also kind of get that, like, Kaepernick taking a knee is, like, bad for business. Right. So why are they— They didn't before, though. No, I know, but they kind of—like, are they—here's what I'm saying. People will watch football like the guys who butt-fucking broke back Mountain. Like, I can't quit you, man.
I mean, every once in a while I get pissed at the NFL and the stop the hate and the racism and the end zone and all the woke and the black national anthem and stuff. And then I wake up Sunday morning and my hands shake and I start scratching my neck real hard and I go, I can't quit you, man. And I watch the NFL. So... That I get. I can't quit you, man, part.
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Chapter 4: What does the discussion reveal about personal accountability and choices?
Right. Some people say that we can't blame the NFL. We have to blame... Is it Jay-Z's company? I think so.
Who's responsible for the... Well, then...
Okay, let's blame him also. Fine with that, too. There's enough to go around. Let me just say this as a guy who watches the NFL and enjoys some music. The NFL halftime show should not be an artist or an entity or a band where I sit at home along with millions of other Americans and go, I have no fucking idea what... this person does. Like, I don't know one song.
Because if you really think about a concert, like what is a concert? Well, the concert is, you go see Paul McCartney, he plays Beatles songs, he plays Wing songs, and at some point, an hour 28 in, he goes, now something from the new album, and you go, I'm gonna get a beer. You guys want a beer? Because I wanna hear the songs you're familiar with, right? And so with the halftime,
Show is, it would be a Paul McCartney concert or Prince concert or whoever distilled down to like 21 minutes. It's every hit packed into this tight little sort of bouillon cube of entertainment, right?
Right.
This is the opposite of that. I'm going to go there, and I'm going to turn on the game. I'm going to watch the Super Bowl, and going in, I'm going to go, I don't... Unless he does Paul McCartney songs. I don't know. I won't know any... Let my love open the door. Right. I'm going to sit there going... Uh, Pete Townsend. Yeah. I'm going to sit there and go, I don't know what this guy's now.
If it's, if the who's playing, I'm going to go, Oh man, I know they're not going to play squeeze box, but man, I hope they play squeeze box. And I'm going to, I'm going to go, I want something from quadrophenia. Sure. You know, I'm going to start thinking and I'm going to hope that they're going to, I'll know every song. I'll know every song. One of the prerequisites you're getting at this is,
The band, whoever plays, should have a greatest hits record. Yes. And you won't know any of the songs Bad Bunny's going to play unless you're sitting next to Chuck. Because Chuck. obviously wrote the Bad Bunny songbook. I mean, he's an aficionado. He's got the fan club. He'll do it in English and in Spanish. God love him. Yes. He loves that Bad Bunny.
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Chapter 5: What are the reactions to Elon Musk's actions?
Like, what happened? There's this guy who's a genius from South Africa. He came here and he made an electric car. Oh. hate electric no no they love electric cars oh okay and and then what well he's he was a genius and uh he built electric cars and they love the guy but then then what happened well he bought twitter yeah For free speech. Oh, okay, so they love the guy more.
No, no, now they're angry.
Chapter 6: Why do people get angry over free speech?
Why are they angry? He just opened up the thing. Well, they didn't want to admit that they used Twitter to do whatever the fuck they wanted, and they hated free speech. They just wanted their speech, but he opened up. So anyway, then he started a department called Doge, where he was going to save taxpayers a whole bunch of money. Oh, they must have loved that. No!
Oh, no, that made him more angry. Really mad, really mad. What do you mean? They started burning Teslas. Wait a minute. I thought they loved the environment. Yet they do. Okay, but then what? So what happened? Oh, nothing.
Chapter 7: How do societal expectations affect male behavior?
Yeah, nothing. They were forgiven. But how long were they burning this? Oh, like 15 minutes. Yeah. And they were done. Yeah. He figured out that we were paying for circumcisions in like whatever, like Senegal. Right, right. Right. Or circumcision education in Senegal or something. Yeah. And so he wanted to save more money. And then they wanted to burn the Teslas down.
Okay, but so are they still mad at Teslas? No, no, that was some weeks ago. And it's like tantrum. It's like teenagers having a tantrum. And then it's like, all right, they were just moody. There was hormones.
Chapter 8: What are the implications of male loneliness in today's society?
When people get pissed off about nothing, they go back to homeostasis pretty quick. Here's what I'm saying. If there's a real... Like, if a spouse cheats, right? That's a real issue, you know? And then that woman... may not forgive and may bring that up periodically for quite, you know, you could be seven years down the road and you'd be like, I'm in the mood for Thai food.
Oh, like your girlfriend used to love Thai food. Is that why you went to like, don't get in. It's a, it's a fresh wound and that bandage ready to rip off the drop of a hat all the time. But then there's people that freak out and get pissed off like over nothing. Yep. And then you go, oh, that person's really pissed off. And then two minutes later, like they're not pissed off because it's nothing.
Yeah. And they shouldn't have been that pissed off in the first place. Yeah. So they go nuts over stuff like people in Atlanta can't get water to vote to stand in line. And there's a rule of 200 feet from the polling place. And it's like then 10 minutes later, you go, what about that stuff you're freaked out about? And they go, I don't care. Move the all-star game back to Atlanta.
I don't care anymore.
Like.
What about IDs for black people or something? Yeah, yeah, we don't care. Yeah, it's the outrage. We don't care about Tesla anymore because they never should have cared in the first place because it wasn't doing anything. Right. People just like a rage. People like a rage out. They like to just take it to the streets, have a tantrum, and then, like little kids, like, sorry, didn't mean it.
So is that— Not a lot of accountability. Is that what's going on, this thing where, like kids, they're just— having a meltdown and a tantrum, and then like the same kid, You know, it's like a kid will go like, I don't want to eat at this restaurant or something. They'll fight and scream in the car and stuff.
And then at some point, a plate sets down with french fries in front of them and they just start eating it. Like it never happened kind of thing. Yeah, like wipe the tears away. Like, I guess this is good. I mean, this Tesla thing is like, first off, it's like it's never happened to all the fucking people that were burning Teslas 10 minutes ago. Yeah. And I know they're all fighting with ice now.
I guess that's... They're very mad at ICE. They're now mad at ICE. Yeah, they've switched. They had no thoughts about ICE before this. Now, it's weird. It's like when they all became experts on ivermectin in two days. You know what I mean? Like, you guys are all scientists? I had never heard you bring up ivermectin before. Why are you an expert now? They're also all listening to Bad Bunny.
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