What if aliens landed today and judged humanity… based only on millennial culture? 👽 From Tamagotchis and Lunchables to 4 Loko and MySpace, we’re breaking down the artifacts, habits, and chaos that would either save Earth or get us instantly vaporized.This is our 20th episode of Adulthood Pending, so you already know it’s going off the rails. Nick and Zaga ask the real questions:Would aliens crown Pitbull “Mr. Worldwide” as Earth’s leader?Is McDonald’s Sprite secretly a weapon of mass destruction?And why do millennials keep embarrassing ourselves in front of the galaxy?Grab your tinfoil hat and a Capri Sun, because adulthood is still pending… and the mothership is here. 🚀🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.
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