ADHP: Adulthood Pending
Episodes
We Didn’t Plan This Episode and It Shows | ADHP (Ep. 38)
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 38 of Adulthood Pending is completely unplanned—and somehow that makes it one of the most honest episodes we’ve done.No outline. No topic....
Nobody told us this was a job | ADHP (Ep. 37)
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Nobody told us adulthood was a full-time job.No onboarding. No training manual. No HR department. Just vibes, bills, and constant maintenance.In this ...
New Year, Same Problems | ADHP (Ep. 36)
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
New year. Same chaos. Same unresolved issues.Because if January magically fixed people, therapists would be out of work and gyms would be empty by Feb...
A Very Merry ADHP Christmas Special! | ADHP (Ep. 35)
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas is supposed to be joyful.Instead, it turns fully grown adults into stressed-out, passive-aggressive maniacs arguing over gift bags, traditio...
The Millennial Holiday Survival Guide (Because December Is a Boss Fight) | ADHP (Ep. 34)
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zaga and Nick break down why December stopped being magical and started feeling like a tactical mission just to make it out alive. From navigating fam...
Christmas Movies Lied To Us About Being Adults | ADHP (Ep. 33)
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
December used to hit different. As kids, Christmas movies told us adulthood would be magical, cozy, and full of perfectly lit trees and life-changing ...
🎄 BACK WHEN DECEMBER ACTUALLY SLAPPED | ADHP (Ep. 32)
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is pure December delusion from the very first “Black Friday ain’t Black Friday anymore.”Zaga and Nick fall straight into a nostalgi...
Thanksgiving Plates, Hot Takes, and Culinary War Crimes 🦃 | ADHP (Ep. 31)
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is pure Thanksgiving chaos from the very first insulted potato.Zaga and Nick jump straight into the Thanksgiving Food Draft, unleashing e...
🍂 Cozy Season Is a Lie | ADHP (Ep. 30)
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cozy season sounds magical until you actually try to live in it.This week, Zaga and Nick break down why fall vibes are a complete scam — from hoodie...
🍁 Fall Is a Facade | ADHP (Ep. 29)
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zaga and Nick are back—with zero sleep, maximum delusion, and the most unhinged fall debates known to mankind.This week, the boys break down millenn...
📺 Comfort Show or Red Flag | ADHP (Ep. 28)
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zaga’s stuffy, half-sick, and fully unfiltered — and Nick’s right there to catch the chaos as the boys judge your favorite comfort shows like th...
🎃 Trick or Trauma | ADHP (Ep. 27)
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the Adulthood Pending Halloween Special! 👻Zaga (dressed like a hippie) and Nick (rocking Ghostface energy) go full horror nerd — debating,...
👻 Are You Really Haunted or Nah? | Adulthood Pending (Ep. 26)
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s spooky season, and the boys are reading Reddit’s wildest ghost stories — the kind that start believable, then spiral straight into “that’...
The ADHD FIles: Feat Ellie | Adulthood Pending (Ep. 25)
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ellie’s back — and she brought murder.In this chaotic true-crime-meets-comedy episode, Zaga, Nick, and Ellie dive into the real-life Harlem murder...
🎃 The Things That Really Haunt Millennials | Adulthood Pending (Ep. 24)
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What really scares millennials in 2025? Not ghosts — it’s dead WiFi, a declined debit card, and awkward small talk with your dentist. In this Hall...
🎃 The Millennial Halloween Candy Draft & Party Survival Guide | Adulthood Pending
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zaga threw his back out at bowling, Nick hasn’t slept in days, and somehow we still managed to argue for 30 minutes about Halloween candy, why cloak...
If Millennials Were in a Horror Movie
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when two millennials get stuck in a horror movie? Spoiler: we’re not making it to the sequel.In this week’s episode of Adulthood Pend...
Spirit Halloween Pending
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s not officially fall until Spirit Halloween moves into an abandoned Sears. 🎃 For Episode 21 of Adulthood Pending, Nick and Zaga dive headfirs...
Episode 20 – The Alien Judgement Special
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What if aliens landed today and judged humanity… based only on millennial culture? 👽 From Tamagotchis and Lunchables to 4 Loko and MySpace, we’...
Pet Parents Anonymous
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Zaga & Nick host the very first meeting of Pet Parents Anonymous — the millennial support group for people who can’t keep succulent...
These Are Unprecedented Times… Again
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Zaga & Nick look back at every so-called “once-in-a-lifetime” event millennials have lived through — from Y2K panic to 9/11, from...
Throwback Friday: Laughing About Our Millennial Childhood
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Zaga & Nick take you on a chaotic, hilarious trip back to the 90s and 2000s — when life was simpler, our biggest problem was keeping ...
The Dumbest Unspoken Rules of Adulthood | Adulthood Pending
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why do we all follow unspoken rules of adulthood that make zero sense?This week, Zaga and Nick break down the dumbest, most pointless “adult rules”...
You Know You’re in Your 30s When…
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👴🏼 “You Know You’re in Your 30s When…”(aka: I Pulled a Muscle Sitting Down)Remember when your body didn’t audibly creak and you could ...
They Taught Us the Recorder—Not Taxes (aka: The Millennial Curriculum Was a Joke)
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎥 They Taught Us the Recorder—Not Taxes(aka: The Millennial Curriculum Was a Joke)Remember when school taught us how to square dance, label mitoc...
Millennial Survival Mode: Why Were We Like This?
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👕 Adulthood Pending“Millennial Survival Mode: Why Were We Like This?”Remember when dinner was week-old Domino’s and your bed was just…vibes...
I Didn’t Know I’d Cry Over Groceries
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I Didn’t Know I’d Cry Over Groceries 🛒 | Adulthood Pending This week, Ellie and Julianna unpack the hilarious (and sometimes heartbreaking) rea...
Friendships After 25: Are We Still Cool?
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
:👥 Adulthood Pending “Friendships After 25: Are We Still Cool?”Remember when friendship meant sitting in someone’s crusty dorm room eating Ho...
Stars, Stripes, and Overcooked Burgers
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎆 Adulthood Pending – “Stars, Stripes, and Overcooked Burgers” 🎆This episode is for every millennial who wore Old Navy flag tees, played s...
Dreams Deferred: The Bucket List We Forgot
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever dream of being an astronaut, NBA star, or owning 12 dogs and a gumball machine by age 25?Yeah… same. And also… ouch.In this episode of Adulth...
Ghosted & Roasted: Why Millennials Avoid Everything (Even Each Other)
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever vanished mid-text convo? Left a group chat on ‘Read’ for 6 months? Pretended your phone died just to avoid plans? We see you. And we are you....
Core Memory Unlocked
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever cried over Mufasa? Felt something during the Neopets crash? Think AIM sounds should be in museums?Yeah. Same.This week, Zaga and Nick spiral into...
Dating in the Dumpster Fire Era 🚩💔
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dating in 2025 feels like trying to make eye contact during a Hinge date while Mercury’s in retrograde. This week, Nick and Adrianne break down the ...
Is This Adulthood… or Are We Just Really Good at Faking It?
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Zaga and Adrianne ask the question that every millennial has screamed into the void: “Am I doing this right?”They swap hilarious storie...
Millennial Nostalgia: We Grew Up in the Best/Worst Time
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dial-up internet. Digital pets. Dramatic MySpace music.Nick and Zaga are diving headfirst into the digital chaos of the early 2000s—and loving every...
The 30s Are Coming... And Here's What We're Taking With Us
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Turning 30? Already there? You're not alone.This episode is a reflective (and hilarious) breakdown of the most valuable lessons we learned in our 20s—...
Millennial Burnout is Real… But We’re Too Tired to Talk About It
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Exhausted? You’re not alone.In this brutally honest (and hilarious) episode, the Adult Pending crew unpacks the all-too-familiar experience of mille...
Welcome to the Struggle Bus
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎙️ Adulthood Pending: The Podcast for Millennials Who Still Don’t Feel Like Grown-Ups | Episode 1Is this real life... or just a never-ending to...
Adulthood Pending Trailer
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Adulthood Pending, the podcast for millennials navigating the chaos of everyday life—one questionable decision at a time.Join Zaga, Ellie...