Ever vanished mid-text convo? Left a group chat on ‘Read’ for 6 months? Pretended your phone died just to avoid plans? We see you. And we are you.This week, Ellie makes her glorious return to the pod and is joined by our FIRST guest Julianna, as they deep-dive into the art of ghosting—the millennial coping mechanism we pretend is “self-care.” Spoiler: it might be.From unread messages to unsent goodbyes, we’re roasting ourselves, each other, and everyone who’s ever replied with a meme but not a full sentence.📟 In This Episode: • Why ghosting isn’t always cruel (sometimes it’s just cortisol) • The “heart react and vanish” soft ghosting technique • Dating ghost vs. friend ghost: what hurts worse? • “Ghost Protocol”: the unspoken rules of disappearing in 2025 • Mini-game: “Fade Out or Speak Now?” 👻 • Fan stories that made us clutch our phones and scream “TOO REAL”🧠 FAN QUESTION: What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ever ghosted someone? Did they say “expresso”? Use Comic Sans in an email? Confess in the comments. You’re among fellow avoidant queens.📱 FOLLOW US FOR MORE CHAOS: Instagram: @Adulthood.Pending TikTok: @AdulthoodPending Tag us when you “accidentally” ignore a text for 17 business days.🛍️ MERCH DROP: Ghost responsibly. Snag your ghost emoji-core hoodie and more: https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com Support the pod, disappear in style.#GhostedAndRoasted #AdulthoodPending #MillennialPodcast #ElliesBack #JuliannaDebut #ReadReceiptsAndRegret #HeartReactAndVanish #TooAnxiousToTextBack #CertifiedAvoidant #SeenAt432PM #NSYNCWasGhostingBeforeItWasCool #StayPending #AIMMemories #MillennialGhostProtocol #GhostEmojiEnergy
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