CHOPES AWAY! It’s game on at The End of the Road, but will Tandem Surfing’s Inclusion to the 2024 Paris Games Trump the Wozzle’s Showpiece in Tahiti?

Before we consider the ramifications of the year’s final CT event, shouldn’t we consider the audience growth potential of Tandem Surfing’s inclusion at the next Olympics? Shouldn’t we pontificate on the possibility of Kelly Slater replacing one of our beloved Woz commentator’s for next year’s broadcasts? And don’t we owe it to ourselves to explore what happened to CJ Hobgood when he entered the multi-verse of madness via a glitch cone in 2010 only to find himself in Maurice Cole’s rave cave? The answer to all the above is YES and the two-time Gold Cone Piece winner and his Goon mate have already purchased two-for-one priced shovels from Bunnings and are breaking dirt as we speak to get to the bottom of all this and more. Eureka cunts, it’s a Swellian classic!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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