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Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

S10 EP13: Mel Giedroyc (Video Edition)

24 Apr 2026

Transcription

Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

4.368 - 13.743 Alan Carr

If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

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Chapter 2: What humorous experiences does Mel Giedroyc share about her jaw trauma?

13.763 - 14.144 Unknown

Yes.

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14.164 - 16.227 Mel Giedroyc

Yes. Yes.

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Chapter 3: What insights does Mel provide about her bucket list adventures?

19.953 - 25.442 Mel Giedroyc

Oh, look who we've got on board. It's Mel Goodroyd. How you doing, Mel? Hello, darling.

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Chapter 4: How does Mel compare her dreams of San Francisco to reality?

26.043 - 30.089 Mel Giedroyc

Oh, last time we were in the sky.

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30.37 - 30.51 Alan Carr

Did

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31.908 - 35.153 Mel Giedroyc

We were in the sky on a little plane.

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Chapter 5: What nostalgic memories does Mel have about childhood holidays in the Lake District?

35.974 - 37.276 Mel Giedroyc

You were doing a loop-the-loop.

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37.396 - 43.925 Alan Carr

What was the name of the lovely RAF guy that I was with? That is awful. I want to call him Meaty, but it wasn't.

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44.005 - 47.87 Mel Giedroyc

No, no, no. What was his name? Meaty. Meats. Meats.

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Chapter 6: How does Mel feel about walking holidays and their impact on her life?

48.211 - 49.032 Mel Giedroyc

Was it Meats?

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Chapter 7: What unique encounter did Mel have with the Pope?

49.052 - 51.836 Mel Giedroyc

Fresh Meats. Fresh Meats. Cooked Meats.

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Chapter 8: What funny anecdotes emerge from Mel's experience running after the Pope?

51.936 - 72.539 Mel Giedroyc

Fresh Meats. What was yours called? I can't remember. Well, I was so in a state of panic. I just didn't... It was terrifying. Basically, I'm doing a show, don't we? Prime Video. It's about bucket lists. And Mel very kindly came along. I was delighted. And we did the loop in an old plane, didn't we? An old fighter plane. And it was amazing.

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72.559 - 84.73 Mel Giedroyc

And I just worry because your jaw had a lot of action in Last One Laughing, but also the G-force was pushing your jaw back. It's the hardest working jaw in showbiz.

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85.132 - 104.9 Alan Carr

It hasn't recovered. I'm not even joking. I've got... I mean, honestly. I've looked online. There is a guy who's a jaw specialist. You need to get that done. I'm in touch with his PA. I'm going to go and see him because that has not come back. No. It's still... Yeah. It was 14 hours.

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105 - 120.434 Mel Giedroyc

I know. What's the opposite of resting bitch face? It's like... Yeah. Just like that. Because I was like Linda Robson, weren't I? Oh, you, oh, that was, that was so, that brings it all back when you do that face.

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120.715 - 126.387 Alan Carr

And didn't you feel like the unfunniest person in Ruddy Showbiz? Well, yeah.

126.468 - 141.43 Mel Giedroyc

Didn't it? It was weird. I rang my agent up. I said, this is going to be a turkey. Yeah. No one's laughing. And then, of course, I watch it. It's hysterical. Aren't you pleased it's gone down so well? Because I thought... I know. I thought that was it. No one wants to be in that series, which everyone loved the first one. And then we come out.

141.45 - 143.152 Alan Carr

We're in the... We're like who?

143.813 - 147.859 Mel Giedroyc

We're in the tanker. You just went and pulled funny faces for like... I don't...

150.539 - 163.159 Alan Carr

I didn't, I didn't, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. No, I didn't. No, I didn't see it. I can't. It's like a dog going back to its own vomit. Do you know what I mean? I can't go back to the scene of the crime.

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