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Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt (Video Edition)

08 May 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What karaoke experiences does Scarlett Moffatt share?

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Yeah, that one. Yeah. Oh, we need to do karaoke together. That was beautiful.

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13.81 - 15.352 Scarlett Moffatt

Islands in the stream, me and you.

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15.372 - 17.033 Unknown

Oh, nice, yeah.

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17.354 - 19.015 Alan Carr

Islands in the stream. That is what we are.

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And there's a place called Kelly's Karaoke Bar. It's the best. And if you stay late enough, they normally bring out free chips.

25.422 - 29.406 Scarlett Moffatt

Look who we've got on board. It's Scarlet Muffet. Hello.

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I've got my passport.

30.607 - 33.75 Scarlett Moffatt

Yeah, good. Thank you for flying Alan Eyre.

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Can you smell sweaty biscuits? It's my fake tan.

Chapter 2: How does Scarlett Moffatt prepare for her podcast appearances?

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So you've had a spray tan just to come on my podcast? Yeah.

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48.266 - 49.207 Scarlett Moffatt

You liar.

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No, do you know what? It's because I'm pasty white, and I think when you have black hair and it's this long, it does give Morticia Adams vibes, so I have to keep up with the orangeness, do you know what I mean?

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61.441 - 62.642 Scarlett Moffatt

Yeah, that's your thing, isn't it?

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That's my, yeah. I'm aiming for... It's not a toy. No, I'm aiming for, like, Claudia Winkleman Stateless. You know how everyone, like, knows her for a tan?

73.281 - 73.502 Scarlett Moffatt

Yeah.

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That's me, like, blending in with oak furniture.

75.906 - 78.992 Scarlett Moffatt

So what did you ask for at the thing? Take...

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Just orange, really.

Chapter 3: What funny travel stories does Scarlett share from her holidays?

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And she was rubbing it in. And then she went, can I wax your chest? And I went, yeah, of course. I had purple and yellow tits when I was so bruised. And I said, are you sure? This feels quite drippy, this fake tan. Oh, no, it stays on. I was staying at my mum and dad's house in Northampton. It was like the Shroud of Turin. My mum had to incinerate the sheets. They were ruined.

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I'll be honest, I do go through a few toilet seats. No, honestly, because it stains them. So every few months you just have to buy a new toilet seat.

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135.98 - 137.244 Scarlett Moffatt

You don't want an orange seat, do you?

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Because it looks, you know, it looks wrong, doesn't it?

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139.23 - 144.163 Scarlett Moffatt

Yeah, it looks like IBSs. kicked in. Well, listen, congratulations.

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I was going to say, this isn't IBS, this is a child. Speaking of IBS, congratulations. Yeah, this is a child.

148.628 - 152.852 Scarlett Moffatt

So you did the podcast nine months ago and now you're back. You've got something to say.

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Alan, you are the father.

157.077 - 158.939 Alan Carr

Oh God, can you imagine?

Chapter 4: How did Scarlett find out she was pregnant?

184.762 - 185.203 Scarlett Moffatt

Tell me.

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Right, it's weird because I went out for my friend's 40th birthday and we went to a place called Purple Peacock in Newcastle and everyone was getting shots and stuff. And for some reason, I just was like, I really don't fancy a drink. And I went to Scott, I think I'm pregnant. And he was like, what? And I went, yeah, I don't drink in case I am pregnant.

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And I shit you not, at that very moment, I heard Scarlett, Scarlett. And I turned around and it was my midwife. who was there at the birth of Jude. And she was like, fancy seeing you here. And then she gave us a number because I didn't have a new number. And she was like, if ever you get pregnant again. And I was like, that is a sign.

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221.698 - 222.88 Scarlett Moffatt

That's a sign. Yes.

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So on the way back, I got a kebab and then went to Boots and got a...

228.029 - 237.389 Scarlett Moffatt

Pregnancy test on the way back home. That's such a beautiful story. Kebab in one hand, pregnancy test in the other. Oh, she's northern.

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She's very northern. I've just realised how that sounds when I'm saying it out loud. Kebab in one hand.

247.891 - 253.158 Scarlett Moffatt

So listen, we've got to talk about I'm a Celeb. I couldn't keep up with the dramas.

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Also, can I just say, it's very full circle for me, because when I went in 10 years ago, you won't remember this, but it was a very significant part of my whole trajectory of my career, was I got to go on your show. It was the first show that I'd done since doing I'm a Celeb with Alan Carr's Chatty Man. Oh, my God. And I was on there with Tom Hardy, Naomi Campbell.

Chapter 5: What was Scarlett's experience like on 'I'm a Celebrity'?

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How did you approach it?

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Maybe I should have. For me, if I'm totally honest, I love the show. I did the main show, one, then did Extra Camp for a couple of years, did the podcast for them. So I just thought, I may as well do this as well. I love it. And I really wanted an extension.

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Life is expensive. There's easier ways to make money than eating kangaroos.

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357.307 - 363.355 Scarlett Moffatt

On the show, I just want you to be proud of me and his mum. Oh, now we get the real thing. You want an extension.

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Well, no, I do. I do want you to be proud of us, but also an extension. Do you know what I mean? Life is hard. So if you can make money from eating kangaroo dick, get it done.

375.112 - 375.432 Scarlett Moffatt

Yes.

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Do you know what I mean?

376.895 - 381.078 Scarlett Moffatt

Yeah, lovely. And I suppose with the kebabs you have, you're almost there, aren't you?

Chapter 6: What does Scarlett say about her favorite holiday destinations?

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And like, so I think for me, I was like, well... I just now, I feel like I've realised that we all just shit in the long drop together. We're all just people. And so for me, it was really lovely to just go in and not be overwhelmed. Like, I just got to be me.

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468.246 - 471.454 Scarlett Moffatt

You sort of could enjoy it, I suppose, because you've been there, done it, won it.

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A little bit. I think I just was more chill. I just realised we're just all people. In there, we're all the same.

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479.427 - 482.51 Scarlett Moffatt

And Sunita, she's had like a thousand lives.

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She is truly just remarkable. I did expect her to come in with the palm leaves on. I was a little bit disappointed that she didn't. But she's so kind and I think it was proper redemption for her because the first time round, she didn't really push herself in the trials. This time, she was... Jumping in the air, 100 foot in the air, hanging off cliffs, all sorts. It was amazing.

503.753 - 512.187 Scarlett Moffatt

Even Gemma sort of calmed down a bit. Do you remember the first time? All I want is a fucking ham sandwich. Please, I'm starving.

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In her defence, all you do want is a waffer thin ham sandwich because I'm seeing star here.

517.375 - 521.67 Scarlett Moffatt

I'm a side order of camel dick. Got to get that spam.

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But the GC as well. Obviously, she came in and was like, I'm not the GC. I'm here as Gemma. And that was lovely because I think she as well exceeded all expectations because I was a bit nervous. I'm going to be honest. I was a bit nervous when she came in and she's just so glam and she had the big hair and full makeup on.

Chapter 7: How does Scarlett describe her holiday romances?

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No.

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I'm more of an all-inclusive kind of gal. Yeah, yeah. I think I'm not cultured enough, I think.

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727.327 - 729.669 Scarlett Moffatt

That's someone's dream to go on safari.

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No, and it was my dream, and it's three hours, and you've seen a warthog and a zebra, and I'm like, oh.

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735.656 - 738.138 Scarlett Moffatt

The thing is, you need to see the big five, don't you?

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That's what I mean, and I didn't see any of that.

740.101 - 741.902 Scarlett Moffatt

And they hide, they hide.

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I want to see a hippo, a rhino, an elephant and that, but I don't know, I just feel like a warthog's a bit disappointing.

747.969 - 750.171 Scarlett Moffatt

Warthogs are a bit like extras, aren't they?

Chapter 8: What travel tips and insights does Scarlett offer?

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And there's a place called Kelly's Karaoke Bar. It's the best. And if you stay late enough, they normally bring out free chips.

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887.186 - 899.376 Scarlett Moffatt

Ah, well, you're going to be jealous of me. I did karaoke with Mel C in the EastEnders Bar in Benidorm. On Friday Night Project, I sang, baby, when you're gone.

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899.396 - 903.602 Alan Carr

Do you remember that one move? It was so long.

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903.882 - 914.156 Scarlett Moffatt

It's like this, like that. And we're singing. I was like, oh, my God. Because I still have pinch me moments singing with Mel C. And then I looked up above the fireplace. There's a massive picture of Pat Butcher.

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LAUGHTER

916.968 - 929.287 Scarlett Moffatt

I was like you. Fever dream. I was like you in the jungle. That's amazing, though. I know. I mean, that is one. Obviously, I've got kids. But, you know, if they had grandkids, I'd sit them down and say, love, look.

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This is what I did. This is what I did. I sat with Mel C. Yeah, that's amazing. In front of... Pat Butcher. She had a book called End of an Earring, which I thought was such a good title.

939.608 - 950.957 Scarlett Moffatt

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she's Pam St Clement, isn't she, in real life? Very posh, though. Have you seen her interview? She went, when I went to EastEnders, I was... Really? Yeah, yeah. That's how good an actress she is.

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Oh, my gosh, I need to watch an interview.

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