Alchemy This
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
High School Senior Prank Day
08 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A graduating class attempts to set a Prank Day precedentā¦ Dumbass welders lock the boss in a cage, but to what endā¦? House Cleaners fear the homeo...
Bowlers Should Never Be This Serious
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
An insiderās view of league bowlers reveals an otherworldly underbellyā¦ Is that the REAL Thor, God Of Thunder, on the main floor of Comic-Conā¦? ...
Frat Pledge Attempts to Impress
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
LIVE From The Westside Comedy Theater: Frat Pledge Attempts to Impress; the South African Spirit, Tokoloshe, Is Pissed for Reals; How Many Brilliant S...
Rich Southern Aristocrats on a Snipe Hunt
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ulterior motives abound during a snipe hunt of the southern rich and infamousā¦ What the hell is up at this āfriendlyā game night gatheringā¦? C...
An Author, Muse, and Publisher; Tarot Card Reading, Psychiatrist or Patient?
25 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A Writer Blocked, A Lame Muse and A Publisher Sans Patience; Madame Wednesday Knows Your Card; Psychiatrist as Institutionalized Patient.A writer atte...
Moonshiners Become Secret Agents; Aspiring Actress As A 911 Operator; Worst Driving Test Ever
23 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Moonshiners Become Secret Agents; Aspiring Actress As A 911 Operator; Worst Driving Test Ever Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartp...
A Not So Private Honeymoon; Snoofa Finds the Father; Are You Smarter than a Millennial?
18 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A Not So Private Honeymoon, Snoofa Finds the Father, Are You Smarter than a Millennial? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcast...
Interns Get Hired to Grow Marijuana; Bowling Tournament Cops vs Criminals; Bird Watchers vs Bird Hunters
16 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Interns Hired to Grow Marijuana; Bowling Tournament Cops vs Criminals; Bird Watchers vs Bird Hunters Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www....
An Awkward Tour Through 'Hobbiton'; Columbia Officials vs Free Range Hippos; Unaired Antiques Roadshow Gets a Tad NUTS
11 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Americans touring "Hobbiton" reinvent the term āUgly Americansā¦ā Pablo Escobarās free-range hippos are a problemā¦ Hitlerās secrets reveale...
Nerds Go Camping; Ne'er-Do-Well Sleuths in Australia; Roommates and Their Fussy Pets
09 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A lot of questions and a ton of concerns when nerds go campingā¦ A group of Scooby-Do type ragamuffins try to solve a mystery in Australiaā¦ Creepy ...
Meeting His family for the First Time; A Day in the Life of Boehm and Britto; New Hire at the Sex Shoppe
04 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This, in fact, is NOT the family you want to introduce your new boyfriend toā¦ Letās get meta - As we get to know Doug Boehm and Rafael Britto juuu...
Guided Tour of the National History Museum; Television City Town Council Meeting; Waiter Tries and Fails VERY Well
02 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A disgraced scientistās tries his hand as a history museum guideā¦ Citizens of a Television City, CA, would like a word with the town councilā¦ Lu...
Folks with Famous Peoples' Names; Carefully Hire a Construction Crew; Ill-prepared New-Adults Share a House
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A weekly meeting for those tortured by sharing a name with a known TV or film characterā¦ Simply put, the single worst construction crew ever assembl...
Elderly Mob-run Bingo; Fenway Concession Vendor; 'Leaf Peepers' Ruin Everything
25 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A seniorsā Bingo Night is run by the mob, but not wellā¦ A concessions vendor works the stands and buddy it aināt pretty up thereā¦ They love wh...
Family Reunion with David Blaine; Operating on the wrong Patient; An A.I Workforce & One Human
20 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
When a Texas family gathering reveals the patriarch is an ancient wizard, so someone should call David Blaineā¦ A team of surgeons discover they oper...
Strangers Wake on Alien Ship; Dogs Awaiting Adoption; Marvin McKuenās First Day Waiting Tables
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After sharing what they remember last, complete strangers realize theyāre alien abductees in spaceā¦ Dogs at a shelter make plans to escapeā¦ The ...
Billionaires and Their People Negotiate; Every Flavor of Humanity at the DMV; A Doctor Who Cheated His Way Through School
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just shy of nothing gets settled when absurdly rich idiots maneuverā¦ Old ladies, dumb-dumbs, assorted jerks and even BATMAN have do time at the DMVā¦...
Australian Arrives At US University; House Hunters Destroys Families; In A Word: PIRATES!
11 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
LIVE SHOW from the Dynasty Typewriter TheaterāClassic fish-out-of-water, when an Australia gal arrives at a U.S. collegeā¦ The worst problems any f...
Ellis Island Hopefuls; Climbing the Corporate Ladder in a Day; What Our Pets Think of Us
06 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Passengers onboard a ship to America in 1905 share dreams and fearsā¦ The rise up the business office chain of command is made easy for a pair of new...
Worst Bank Robbers vs Even Worse Bank Managers; Two Baristas Vs World; Doctors Who Needed Borders
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Inept bank robbers seem like geniuses compared to those running the jointā¦ The two baristas lives at this coffee drive-thru are simply moreĀ oddly ...
Marvin McCue: Daytime Judge; The Usual Suspects: The Alt-Lineup; Mt. Everest: A Team-Building Experience
30 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A taping of a daytime TV show starring Marvin McCue as a judge who precides over actual legal disputesā¦ A witness weighs in while viewing a wildly d...
Tundra Migrating Animals; Father and Son Faux-Pilots vs Strangers; New Arrivals At The Commune
28 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A couple of wolves lead a Harp Seal, some birds and other four-legs migrating north through the dead of winterā¦ Forget snakes, the people on this fl...
Demon Visits Blind Grandmother; Flat-Earther Dating Site; Intervention for Guinea Pig Enthusiast
23 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A loving grandmother mistakes a visiting demon for her estranged grandsonā¦ Fellow flat-earthers meet up at the office of a new dating site dedicated...
Genius Kids Day Care; Non-Intellectual Property Lawyers New Offensive Baseball Mascots
21 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
At a Day Care for genius little ones, a plan is afoot to escapeā¦ In a small town populated with Non-Intellectual Property Anthropomorphic Puppets (N...
Pizza Joint Never Closes, Not Even for a Zombie Apocalypse; Antarctica Research Station Crew at Wits End; Mad Scientist Yard Sale
16 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
They pride themselves on never closing, but this pizza place gets hit with everything including the End Daysā¦ The crew working a research station at...
Young Fularg Player Scouted by Universities; Kids Conduct War Crimes Court Against School Bully
14 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
One young manās dream of playing professional Fularg wreaks havoc on his parents plans and dreamsā¦ Two policeman raid a home where children have c...
Scumbag Boyfriend and Pregnant Girlfriend on Intercontinental Flight; Corporate Event's A/V Needs Prove Too Much; First Day in HR with the Mafia
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If the super odd people on this long flight donāt amaze, disturb and delight you, check into a hospital STATā¦ The folks hired to handle the A/V pr...
Hired Assassins on a Blimp; Student Actors Prep to Audition; Attending a Mid-size City Doggy Day Care Counter
07 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Several assassins aboard a blimp, all unknowingly after the same target, but can ANY make the hitā¦ As students wait to audition, some are supportive...
New Highs and Lows in Workplace Gossip; Airport Staffers Deal as They Can with Travelers; Aging Rock Stars Record for Eccentric Producer
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Too much sharing of secrets in the workplace is never a good idea, until nowā¦ Weary passengers attempt to get through customs, where lying is still ...
Explorers Compete with Columbus for the Gig; Employees Fail to Nab Elderly Shoplifter; 7-Eleven Cashier Is a Natural-Born Therapist
30 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The year is 1492, and before Christopher Columbus is hired, several others vie for the honor of discovering the new worldā¦ An old lady thief has elu...
Backstage at a Live TV Dance Competition; Group Therapy for Several Sets of Twins
25 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After reaching the next round of competition, we go backstage as several dance teams need to come up with new routines on the flyā¦ This group therap...
Undercover Animal Rights Activists at Zoo; Meeting of a Person's Multiverse Selves; After Vatican Closes, Catholic Leaders Fight Crime
23 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
When two Animal Rights Activists go undercover as employees at a zoo, priority one, of course, is to release all the animalsā¦ One person meets all t...
Murderer and Graverobber First Date; Vegas Charter Bus Passengers; New Baseball Manager Mixes Things Up
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
First dates are rarely easy. This one quickly sets new highs of oddness, disruption and distractionā¦ Folks on a charter bus en route to Las Vegas en...
An Odyssey of Epic Proportions Because Stepdad Said the Mafia Was out to Get Us
16 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mom relocated us several times, and then strangers took over our daily activitiesā¦ Hell, we were even introduced to our protective doppelgƤngersā¦...
Snow Storm Strands Hipster Restaurant Reviewers; $18M Underground Vegas Home for Sale; Nail Salon Fights City Hall Over 'Hand Jobs' Name
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On their way to review a mountainside restaurant, a group of semi-famous, hipster foodie restaurant reviewers get stuck on the roadā¦ We learn too mu...
Studio 54 Documentary Unused Interviews; Epic Medieval Quest; True Crime Podcaster Records an Episode at a Crime Scene
09 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The latest documentary about Studio 54 left out a few interviews of former employees and patrons, but we got āemā¦ During medieval times, several s...
Americans on a Guided Tour of Australia; Friends Look for Bigfoot; PA's Day 1 on a $100 Million Film Set
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The term āugly Americansā reaches new heights when a pair of Australian locals try to keep them all on the path during a guided tour of the outbac...
The Fleckmanās Try A.I. Workers for Their Home; A Wedding in the Florist Section of Walmart
02 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The home of Connie and Carl Fleckman has been updated withĀ artificial intelligence domestic help in all areas. Surprisingly, things go a little side...
Many Organs in a Human Struggle for Dominance; Alternative Meat Chili Cook-Off; Local TV News Team Covers the Cook-Off
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
All the major organs inside a body engage in a war of words, which then escalates to a dangerous placeā¦ At a small town āstate fair,ā the locals...
Stuck on a Hospital Elevator; Time-Traveled Cavemen Spitball Ideas as App Developers; Car Dealership Offers All New DeLorean and a Truckload of Characters
21 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Several peopleāsome patientsāget stuck on a hospital elevator when it breaks down, and they do NOT get alongā¦ Two cavemen have time-traveled to ...
Breaking News Delivered by Medieval Town Criers; Residents Committee Meeting at a Retirement Facility; Backstage at a Mid-Level Pro-Wrestling Event
14 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What if CNN-type breaking news was delivered similarly by the town criers of the day in Medieval England. Ancient and modern day news styles fight for...
Fire Dept Tries to Stop a Jumper; Quality vs Quantity in the Office; Competing Lemonade Stands
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Thereās a jumper, and all efforts to stop him seem to create one more insane problem after another; In this corporate office, new and historically u...
Furry Convention; Good Cop/Bad Cop Interrogates Serial Flasher; Drug Dealer Pushes Carrots with No Ranch Dressing
28 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the floor of a FurryCon, strangers sniff out more than human contact and interaction, and international intrigue is the least of it. In an interrog...
Health Inspector Surprises a Busy Restaurant; Ghost Intern Learns How to Haunt Teenagers Using a Ouija Board
21 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
When a Health Inspector surprises a restaurant, the staff does their damnedest to keep the customers happy while explaining a multitude of infractions...
Unofficially Aiding EMTs; Creating New Pro Wrestler Names and Casting Them; Getting a Sit with the Godfather
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
From Listener Mail: Things go a little sideways when a man attempts to help and ultimately take control of an accident scene. A production office for ...
The Gods Are Indeed Crazy; The Cruise Ship & The Dinghy; Fake SĆ©ance Brought To Justice
07 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
When the Gods from all known (and some not-so-much) history get together, all hell breaks looseā¦ Ripped from the dayās headlines, Passengers on Em...
Cult Members in Purgatory; Public Library Porn Donation; Art Gallery Thieves Get on Shark Tank
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We had some wonderful scene suggestions from fans this week: The alchemists are part of a cult, a cult that ends in a mass suicide pact. Once the deed...
Family Gives a Stranger a Ride; Taping a Culinary TV Show Competition; New, Small Western Town's Saloon, Circa 1862
24 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Two or these three storylines were inspired by listener mail: An odd, yet familiar family of five driving on a cross-country, summer vacation pick up ...
Superheroes With Questionable Powers; Life in the Registrarās Office; NASA Holds Interviews for the ISS, No Experience Necessary
17 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
From Your Listener Mail: If the superhero names Captain Critique, Soup-er Man, Keeper of the Rules, Pits & Palms or Daylights Savings Man donāt ...
A Runaway Train; the Author of 'How to Murder Your Husband' Stands Trial; the New Lottery Winner's New Yearās Eve Party
10 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In the first of three scenes, as a runaway train screams along the tracks, the crew do all they can to figure out how to save the passengers from harm...
Late Night at Earlās Diner; A SĆ©ance; Angel 2nd Class Gives an Afterlife Tour to New Arrivals
03 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It may be late, but Earlās Diner is full and the staff is in troubleā¦ Itās a great turn out of characters, both on the floor and in the kitchen....
Dating Apps Dates; Y2K comes to the White House and a Hollywood Hills Showbiz Party; Swat Team Rushes PETA for Reality TV
27 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
All of the scenes this week were taken from listener's emails. First up is a series of Dating App Dates that simply could not have gone worse. The sec...
Gender-Sensitive Dating Game; A Fortune Teller; In the Weeds at Antonioās
20 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In our ever-changing, and gender-evolving world, itās important to take another look at an otherwise classic, albeit clueless TV show like The Datin...
Consumer Electronics Convention, A Book Signing, Best Bank Teller Ever, and 'The Chicken Casino' the Book
13 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A couple happily strolls the convention floor in Las Vegas, hoping to discover cutting edge consumer electronics. Instead, they are harassed and hustl...
Doctors and Dentists, Horror Film Set, A Cult, and A Man Called Tinko
06 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The strange and/or mundane world of Doctors and Dentists is more than explored. Hell, itās probed! Then itās the set of an indie horror film shoot...
Halloween at the Meebles, Satan Ruled Out as Cause of Arkansas Flaming Pit, Grocery Store Manager in Timber Box, FL, Christian Bale: Hell and Back
29 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Halloween is coming to the home of the Meebleās, but they may not be ready. Thereās a flaming pit in Arkansas, and after Satan is ruled out, the l...
Easter with the Family, Table Read for āThe Hell You Say,ā Middle Schoolās Mamet play, Back Stage at Disney, Batman at Knotts, State Farm Picnic
22 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A family gathers for an Easter dinner, and redefines the meaning of dysfunctional. All have gathered for a table read to kick off the 11th season of a...
Press Secretary, Kushner Time, Russian Love, Elvis Chapel, Jennifer Lawrence Impersonator, Parole Board, The Therapist's Therapist
15 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Yet another press secretary attempts to answer questions from those present, In another wing Jared Kushner meets with his attorney, Across town, A Rus...
A Public Defender, His Honor, In-Flight Madness, Hunters and the Hunted, Heaven and Hell
08 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A new Public Defender interviews her new potential clients; In the courtroom, a Judge attempts to make heads and/or tails out one of those clientās ...
Replacing Zuckerberg, Motor Lodge and Honeymoon on the Boardwalk
01 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Zuckerberg has decided to step down, but wants to control who replaces him. Several people are stuck at a motor lodge, when a fella arrives for t...
The Concierge, A British Gang, A Copās Wake and The Reading of the Will
25 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A Concierge at an upscale hotel goes WAY beyond the pale while fielding calls and dealing with guests. A gang has gathered in London, England, to disc...
The Third Thanksgiving, Mission to Mars and Whereās Jesus?
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
An Indigenous man and a White debate the ritual, then What could go wrong in space, I ask you, followed by Shortly after Christ has risen from the fat...
A Crime Scene, Peoria Live TV News, A Kidnapping and The Sequestered Jury
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Thereās been a murder at Turlahās Diner, and two detectives try to solve this backwater mystery. Next itās Live TV News from Peoria covering the...
Introducing Alchemy This
11 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Award-winning comedian Kevin Pollak has gathered five of his favorite, extraordinarily-talented improvisors. In each episode, he presents uniquely biz...