All the Fucks

179 - All the Cat Callers

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we're playing coy about some exciting stuff on the horizon--but definitely not about strange men on the street who sneak up on you! Fuckbuddies...

178 - All the Mooshed Smoosh

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well fuckbuddies, this episode feels a little bit like wearing crotchless Spanx. Or a snap-bottom leotard. Or a boilersuit that you can't get off when...

177 - All the Cream Plundering

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yo ho ho and a freezer full of Viennetta, fuckbuddies! Your pals Jen + Lillian are nostalgic for sweet moments of yore--both the frozen dessert and cu...

176 - All the Poop Cruises

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What We Did on our Summer Vacation, by: Jen and Lillian! Summer 2025 has been a swampy, wet mess--between poop cruises and killer rip currents and pla...

175 - All the Yinzer Studs

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oh boy fuckbuddies, this one is a sausagefest! Two queer femmes walk into a Pittsburgh greasy spoon… and immediately find themselves in the middle o...

174 - All the Sad Robots

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're back today with a blast from the past, fuckbuddies! If this sounds like old news, it is--a lost episode from Summer 2024 that was finally ready ...

173 - All the AI Slop

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear that clickety-clack, fuckbuddies? Join Jen + Lillian in a free-fall rollercoaster frenzy of stickers from our youth, a rabid case of acrophobia, ...

172 - All the Horny Kissin'

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Like a morning glory, today Jen + Lillian discuss a topic near and dear to our hearts: queer late bloomers! As fat femmes, we get really granular with...

171 - #NotAllTheBayonne

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's non-binary awareness week, and Jen + Lillian devote this episode to all the theydys and gentlethems! Hop on a (basically free) crosstown bus with...

170 - All the WikiFeet

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a kink potluck, fuckbuddies! Join Jen + Lillian for a nerdy breakdown of all the hottest proclivities this summer has to offer: feet pics, cake-s...

169 - All the Xennial Xtasy

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Where were YOU in 1999, fuckbuddies? Because Jen + Lillian were exactly where you'd look for them: pining, and pining hard. Today we read you excr...

168 - All the Dog Days of Summer

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a wild, expansive midsummer out there, fuckbuddies--and Jen + Lillian are here to sweat it out with you! From Pride events to a brand new Bou...

167 - All the Gingerbread Witches

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A late-season cold snap brings Jen + Lillian right back to the archives of Jezebel's scary stories! We'll set your spinal stun gun to 'tingle' with ta...

166 - All the Olfactory Opulence

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Follow your nose, wherever it goes! For Jen + Lillian, it's a walk down memory lane from their salad days at LUSH, a top-secret speakeasy perfume ...

165 - All the Depression Dance-Offs

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

2025: What a time to be alive! Jen + Lillian reconvene after a thrilling off-Broadway production, melt into their couches and watch both good and terr...

164 - A Time-Sensitive Minisode!

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey fuckbuddies! It's a little amuse bouche from your fab fat besties! We've been busy getting Maiden Mother Crone ready for its off-Broadway ...

163 - All the Zombie Croissants

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy spoOoOoky Halloween, fuckbuddies! Here’s to another year on the ol’ hayride with Jen + Lillian, with stories to tingle your toes and freeze ...

162 - All the Grass-Fed Orgasms

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a new dawn, fuckbuddies--well, maybe? We'll see? Today, Jen + Lillian wax cautiously-optimistic as we discuss the DNC, the agony of confronting y...

161 - All the UberToilets

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's nowhere to go but down when it comes to these delivery apps, Fuckbuddies. Join Jen + Lillian as they break out the Mortified card game, I Can'...

160 - All the Olympic Village Orgies

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wrap a flag around you and hop in the Seine, fuckbuddies--today, Jen + Lillian are discussing all things Olympics! From teams who are definitely fucki...

159 - All the Dyke Dust

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ah, summer--let's grab a cold lemonade and let's go mudboggin' fuckbuddies! Today, Jen + Lillian spin cotton candy stories of their favorite farmer's ...

158 - All the Heat Waves in Hell

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Take a deep breath with us: *Ahhhh.* Feel that, Fuckbuddies? That's the absence of 100*+ heat indexes slapping you in the face! Today, pop a cold one ...

157 - All the Botched Jobs

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Fuckbuddies, what is 2024 Face and why is it everywhere? Why are we still wearing heels in hell? And is Pete Davidson truly likeable? (Answer: absofuc...

156 - All the Sappy Sabbaticals

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's high summer, fuckbuddies--carefree sun, fun, and... Jen + Lillian cowering in this unending heatwave! Welcome to another season (?) of All th...

155 - All the Flavor Dumpsters

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

**NOTE: There's some unboxing happening from 8:00-14:50, in case you wish to skip!**Bring the holly jolly with your hosts, fuckbuddies! Today Jen + Li...

154 - All the Found Feet

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy holidays, Fuckbuddies! Well, Jen + Lillian meant to bring the merry and bright, but instead succeeded in bringing the creepy and horny. It's a C...

153 - All the Frozen Turkeys

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gobble gobble, fuckbuddies! Who are we kidding? Thanksgiving is *hard.* Being on earth is *hard.* Come cuddle with Jen + Lillian and listen to us re-r...

152 - All the Other Mothers

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Now that spOoOky szn is over, Jen + Lillian are nesting cozy and diving deep into some of the best ways to take care of ourselves, through the holiday...

151 - All the Shakes and Shivers

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy SpoOoOoOky Halloween, fuckbuddies! We're back with more spine-tingling tales for a very scintillating Samhain! So turn off the lights, grab fist...

150 - All the InstaSmut

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back from summer vacation, fuckbuddies--and all we got was this darn COVID. Stories of maladies, melodies, and no-undies galore in our grand ret...

149 - All the Cake-Sittin' and Dick-Steppin'

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're fat as hell, and we're not gonna take it anymore! (Thanks to IN-209, New York's new legislation protecting workers from size discrimination!) To...

148 - All 10,000 Lunatics

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy spring, fuckbuddies! What a time to pack up a pic-i-nic basket, stroll through the Meadowlands, and find... an abandoned asylum? Join Jen + Lill...

147 - All the Creeping Cryptids

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hop in the back and come on down to the Pine Barrens of New Jersey with Jen + Lillian! Don't worry if you forgot your flashlights--the blazing red eye...

146 - All the Jazz Rats

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's true--we're still back, baby! Today, Jen+ Lillian discuss the transformative EAT, PRAY, LOVE trips of their lives. From nostalgic camp memories t...

145 - Are You There, Fuckbuddies? It's Us, Jen + Lillian

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

WELCOME TO SEASON SOMETHING! What season is it? We don't know! But we've been hugging your ears for 3+ years, and this is a glorious return from a lon...

144 - All the Halloween Hedonism

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We can't let November begin without one more send-up to spOoOoOky Halloween! We talk Jen's first proper adult Halloween, definitively rank the best ho...

143 - All the Secret Rooms

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready for another spOoOoOky Halloween with Jen + Lillian, fuckbuddies? We are thrilled to bring back the infinitely creepy Jezebel stories, tr...

142 - All the Bedside Care Bears

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

While convalescing bedside--respectively from un-COVID and knee surgery--Jen + Lillian wax rhapsodic about high school reunions, the joy of Amazon Sli...

141 - All the U-Have To Be Kidding Me

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

After an impossibly frought and endless sojourn in the Midwest, Jen finally rejoins Lillian in the land of the  ̶f̶r̶e̶e̶  pizza--New Friggin' ...

140 - All the Shrieking Harpies

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yes we know it's been 5 weeks, but have you seen planet Earth recently? THIS PLACE IS BONKERS. Catch up with Jen + Lillian right before things went ab...

139 - All the Hot Goss

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Here it is, your first brand new episode from Jen + Lillian! There's no theme today, fuckbuddies--just two best friends who haven't done a full "I can...

138 - All the 23 and Us

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In a final unaired episode, Jen + Lillian explore their journals from their first intrepid days in the world as Grown-Ups (read: freshly 23, and brand...

137 - All the Orange Juliuses

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What smells like Sun-Ripened Raspberry? In this unaired episode, Jen + Lillian return to their hometown malls of yore: neon-laced atriums with Corndog...

136 - My Best Friend's Best Friend

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jen + Lillian are BACK, Fuckbuddies! And to kick off a brand new season (?), we present to you Jen's favorite format: My Best Friend's Best Friend. To...

135 - All the Awkward Returns

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

OKAY SO WE KNOW THIS IS WEIRD. We know it's been 196 days since we checked in, said hello, kept you company in the car-shower-kitchen-dark. Lots of yo...

134 - All the Zaddy Capricorns

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fuckbuddies, it's Lillian's birthday! Join Jen + the birthday girl as Jen paints a glorious picture of Capricorn Excellence, we reflect on some of the...

133 - All the Keanu You Can Handle

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's that, fuckbuddies? The world is one giant FOX Christmas tree on fire? Let Jen + Lillian distract you with a great big Dollop of Christmasy prop...

132 - All the Golden Days of Yore

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fuckbuddies, we know--it's shaping up to look like another superspreader Christmas. Whether you are hunkering down, testing positive, or avoiding a lo...

131 - All the... Uh Oh... Oh Fuck(s)

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

LOLOL. Well fuckbuddies, what more do you expect from our second Christmas in quarantine?! A journey down Kris Kringle lane gets interrupted by a tech...

130 - All the Indoor Kids

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back, fuckbuddies! Ever mock up a hall pass or fake a headache to get out of dodgeball? Today, Jen + Lillian reflect on those seemingly innocu...

129 - My Best Friend's Best Friend

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fuckbuddies, Tom Turkey brought us all a glorious Thanksgivukkah gift: he brought together bestest sisters-from-another-mister BFFs, Lillian and her o...

128 - All the Gratitude Letters

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hi friends! A special note from Lillian. Jen and I have some big smushy content for you, but we also want to acknowledge that for many indigenous peo...

127 - All the Knockoff Teddy Ruxpins

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen + Lillian brought snacks and sleeping bags! It's just us today, and wow, has it been a long time since we just sat together and talked. Today, we ...

126 - All the Dirty Tweets

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen + Lillian are back with a friend! Meet storyteller, dirty talker, and dildo slinger Dirty Lola--host of NYC's live show SEX ED A GO GO! Lola is a ...

125 - All the Poor Orphans

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Upper East Side paparazzi! Covens of Stepford children! Strange moneypit museums! The Shah of Iran! This one has everything, it's weird, it's complica...

124 - All the Spooky Catharses

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's spOoOoOoky Halloween! Jen + Lillian prepare for a weekend of candy and frights, sharing some of their best horrific recommendations and diving in...

123 - All the Weirdos in the Walls

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crawl into our blanket fort, and don't forget your flashlight--because tonight, Jen + Lillian are telling you some truly mortifying tales from all acr...

122 - All the Haunted Hinterlands

14 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s October! And you know what that means—putting off dentist visits, perpetually remembering and then forgetting that you hate candy corn, and l...

121 - All the Damp Dark Things

08 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's October, and you know what that means, fuckbuddies--time to get spoOoOoOky with Jen + Lillian! We have some thrilling stories just for you--but i...

120 - All the '90s Earworms

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we’re going to tell you about—hey wait, did you see this true crime special? What about this epic cult takedown? Surely you must have seen ...

119 - All the Sex Cults

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen + Lillian are all in their feelings today, so we’re taking you back to the Pink Hotel for some more adventures with Weetzie Bat. But before we d...

118 - All the Shitshows

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Let Jen + Lillian take you behind the velvet curtain today for a backstage pass to some of our cringiest theatre memories! From unlicensed musical sna...

117 - All the Trash Monsters

09 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen + Lillian whisk you back to pink smoggy Los Angeles to continue Francesca Lia Block's NECKLACE OF KISSES. But before we do, can we just talk about...

116 - All the Terrible Accents

04 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen + Lillian return to magical, mythical Los Angeles in Francesca Lia Block's Necklace of Kisses--but not before we dive into our most bingeworthy se...

115 - All the Theatre Gays

26 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Good Morning, Bayonne! Today, Jen + Lillian are bubbling over with excitement to introduce today's special guest--Nikki Blonsky, star of HAIRSPRAY! To...

114 - All the Flying Garters

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue... (and it just might be your cousin Rhonda’s eyeshadow.) There’s no telling what...

113 - All the Teenage Fairies

12 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Jen + Lillian in the ultimate fairy garden—a gossamer pink shining oasis where punk rock lives, mermaids splash, and kisses are pure magic. Tod...

112 - All the Mermaid Kisses

05 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In preparation for next week's Very Special Guest, Jen + Lillian once again venture into the punk rock fairy dreamscape of Weetzie Bat with Francesca ...

111 - All the Oopsie-Daisies

29 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back, fuck buddies! Jen + Lillian are back from summer break with stories galore—today, we’re talking accidents, emergencies, and just you...

Back from Vacation!

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Keep slathering on that sunscreen, fuckbuddies--Jen + Lillian are back, and the heat is on! New episodes of All the Fucks coming at you this Thursday,...

110 - All the Queer Pride

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's June, and your queer, rad hostesses with the mostesses are ready to celebrate what Pride means to us! Jen + Lillian reflect on the authenticity d...

109 - All the Bitchin' Babysitters

10 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Growing up, the only thing cooler than a cool mom was a cool aunt. From our parents' contemporaries to very worldly 13-year-olds, Jen + Lillian glomme...

108 - All the ̷H̷a̷u̷n̷t̷e̷d̷ Hoarded Houses

03 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

If you feel the need to declutter or tidy while listening to this episode--we don't blame you. Today, Lillian dollops Jen on hoarding disorder--an und...

107 - All the Naughty Clowns

27 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Pull out your black lipstick and pearls, because today, Jen + Lillian do the Time Warp with our guest, celebrated boylesque legend, Viktor Devonne! Vi...

106 - All the Oral [Surgery]

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There's plenty to dish about today as Jen + Lillian delve into the rampant fatphobia rearing its ugly head as the world prepares to reopen. From Broad...

105 - All the Peeping Toms

06 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With herd immunity a lifetime away, Jen + Lillian look to spinetingling tales as terrifying distractions! Get under the covers with us (and don't forg...

104 - All the Ferocious Beasts

29 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fuckbuddies, get ready for a real watershed moment here on the podcast--Jen + Lillian have their first throwdown, and in true us fashion, it's about s...

103 - All the Shrimp Biscuits

22 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A week of chaos has Jen + Lillian searching for our creature comforts--and what better than the smells that make up our best (and worst) memories? Fro...

102 - All the Eggplant Emojis

15 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Is it a penis, or a sparkling rose gif? A very unfortunate dick pic leads your intrepid heroines down a long and winding road of bodily concerns and m...

101 - I ❤️ Fuckabees

08 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes it's spidercast, sometimes it's pelicancast--today, Jen & Lillian bring you beecast... before launching into size politics and white fem...

100 - All the Pyramid Schemes

01 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy 100 Episodes, Fuckbuddies! When your embarrassment podcast celebrates a milestone on April Fools' Day, what's better than detailing our most gul...

99 Fucks (But a Fish Ain't One)

25 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Jen + Lillian celebrate 99 episodes of mortification, twitterpation, and complication--sharing stories, diaries, and letters of falling in love...

98 - All the Genderfucks

18 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In the wake of homophobic and transphobic nonsense like #superstraight, Jen + Lillian discuss the spectrum of their gendered experiences--as cis women...

97 - All the Quaranfeelings

11 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As we acknowledge our first quarantine-versary, a lot of feelings come up for Jen + Lillian. Certainly hellish ones, but also an abundance of hope--an...

96 - All the Moth Invasions

04 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for some passive aggressive sticky notes and long-forgotten leftovers! Love 'em or hate 'em, you've probably had to have them at least once in yo...

95 - All the Raccoon Baths

25 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Jen + Lillian for another rousing edition of I Can't Believe I Did That, the storytelling game of embarrassing memories! Today's tales include in...

94 - All the Sea Lice

18 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Swipe on that sunscreen, blast some Bon Jovi and hit the beach! Today, Jen + Lillian fondly remember the perils of their weirdest summer jobs. From Di...

93 - All the Red Flags

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Valentine's weekend, and you know what that means, fuckbuddies--endless tomfoolery and terrible decisions! Join Jen + Lillian as we dig up some r...

92 - All the Snow Bunnies

04 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Winter doesn't do it for a lot of folks, but once in a while, you get really lucky--and you get a snow day! Grab some hot cocoa and join Jen + Lillian...

91 - All the Sweater Puppies

28 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

An episode meant for other matters takes a sharp left when Jen reflects on the future of underwires post quarantine. Join your early bloomers Jen + Li...

90 - All the Humble Brags

21 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a day of celebration here on All the Fucks! On the day after the inauguration, Jen + Lillian are riding high! Join us as we celebrate all kinds o...

89 - All the Hump Days

14 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy birthday to us, fuckbuddies! Jen + Lillian celebrate *one year* of All the Fucks with some golden stories from their diaries. Join us for sordid...

88 - All the Secret Rooms

07 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's 2021! And Lillian's birthday! And despite the world still being very acutely on fire, Jen + Lillian celebrate with some renewed--if tempered--vig...

87 - All the Exiled Furries

31 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's another auld lang syne, fuckbuddies--but this one hits different, doesn't it?! Help Jen + Lillian bid a fond farewell to the dumpster fire on pop...

86 - All the Yuletide Liaisons

24 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a jingle-jangle holiday special! Pour yourself some 'nog and roast some chestnuts with Jen + Lillian as they recount their fucks of Christmas pas...

85 - All the Mall Santas

17 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a jingle-jangle holiday special! Jen + Lillian discuss the blessings and heartache of a quarantine Christmas--the joy of giving the perfect gifts...

84 - All the Werewolf Strippers

10 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jen + Lillian are back with another guest--Fem Appeal, the burlesque performer who goes bump in the night! Fem's work is unnerving and creepy, full of...

83 - All the Tawdry Teachers

03 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another lightning round! Jen + Lillian break out Mortified's "I Can't Believe I Did That" card game for delightful amuse bouche stories on te...

82 - All the Festive Velociraptors

26 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thanksgiving, fuckbuddies! Stay safe, stay put, and don't have a bird. Instead, let us regale you with stories of all fowl delightful and strang...

81 - All the Fake Spice Girls

19 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Is this what we'd call a minisode?! Join Jen + Lillian as they play the new Mortified card came, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT...  amuse bouche stor...