Ep. 555 - Trendsetter Talkback
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What are the sponsors mentioned in this episode?
Righto. Before we get into it, Trendsetters, we want to give a massive shout out to all of our sponsors. Better beer. You know the drill. Man's not a camel. Get into any good bottle shop and stock up today. CTC, get one of the best hats in Australia on your dome today. SP Tools, the official tools of the Trendsetters. Papa Macro's keeping us all on track at Alpha HQ. Use the code Alpha for $30 off your first order. Alpha 10, 10% off reoccurring orders. Port West, if you want to be safe and still look deadly, get onto Port West. Built tough, just like this community. And Ned's, the bookie of choice at Alpha Blokes HQ. And remember, stay Nedley. And if you haven't got a ticket for the Podcast Royale 3.0, get on to alpha-events.com.au, follow the link, and don't miss out on a ripper.
I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Safety first, stay focused, keep pinging the club. No, mate, don't finger my dog. Welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Blokes podcast. We're here to give the everyday battler a voice, delete that noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer. Jogging a can, winning a tin, the athlete's choice. Look, it's Thursday today and I hope we all have our fingers and toes intact because cracker night was last night. We don't know how wet. But I'm sure it was fun as fuck. Look, we're straight off the arse of the other one. We didn't even put our hats and sunnies on, but we're fucking here now and it's happening. Oh, fuck. Get over it. Yeah. We're going. I'll put my glasses on for you.
Yeah, right. Pooh's putting his glasses on for you. Listen, shout out to CTC as well, thecountrycompanies.com. Oh, I love that guy. That guy is going to have the biggest FOMO I think he's ever had this week. And he's a big FOMO guy. He's a massive FOMO guy. He doesn't miss much. He's actually a fucking – where was he? Alan Jackson. Alan Jackson. Last ever performance, and I think he made the big screen. Of course he did.
I love that.
He's Snapchatting. He's like, oh, yeah, fuck yeah, Alan.
What wild drunken stories do the trendsetters share?
Yeah.
What about when he, for some reason, as soon as he landed in America, he had an American accent? I was like, yeah, right? Yeah, he morphs. Yeah. Well, there is three of him. Yeah, it might have been the American nuts. I'd say Geoffrey and Lindsay will be sad he's not coming to the Territory. Yep. We'll just say he just didn't feel like it. Yeah, he said he uses shit. Yeah, he's just sitting at home doing fuck all. He said, fuck off, that's shit. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what I heard him say. If you use the code word, fucking check out CTC, the discount. You've heard it, you know it. Tell him we sent you. Yep, do that. Have we got a property from the big fella? We have. It's been dry for two weeks, this bloke.
Oh, well. He's doing fuck all.
Strap it, it's time again for Knuckles' proper tree yarn.
Legends. Just Knuckles here calling his proper tree yarn of the week up. First of all, fuck me dead, there's some fucking people in America from Australia. Trent said it's for days to see this Alan Jackson last show. Oh, like... You know, giving it a fair fucking push and a nudge. Sure you are. I've just gone down to the fucking shops to get some fruit loops for Jano, right? And this homeless bloke has literally just shit himself straight in front of us and then jumps in the garden and starts wiping his ass in the garden. Literally, what is it, quarter to nine in the morning here. Fucking, yeah, it's unbelievable. I was like, what the fuck, hun? Anyway, yeah, you're homeless, McFuck. India, see you, boys.
Now, listen, I agree with him, though. Like, man, people are in some fuck scenarios, right, when they're homeless. They might have had a bad run or whatever. But if you're going to fucking shit... In the street in front of every cunt and just get in the garden and wipe your hole. Fuck off. I've shit in the street. Not on purpose. But like you, think. Walking down the beat down somewhere.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the sponsors mentioned in this episode?
0:00–2:25
2
What wild drunken stories do the trendsetters share?
2:25–4:31
3
How do drunken feeds compare to regular meals?
4:31–6:04
4
What is the funniest drunken story shared in this episode?
6:04–7:38
5
What are the consequences of a wild night out?
7:38–9:44
6
How does a haircut mishap turn into a hilarious story?
9:44–11:36
7
What are the experiences shared about VR goggles?
11:36–14:06
8
What are the funniest moments discussed about food and drinking?
14:06–1:08:19