Ep. 558 - Trendsetter Talkback
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Righto.
Which sponsors and event announcements open Ep. 558 Trendsetter Talkback?
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I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Safety first, stay focused, keep pinging the club.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Telstra of Shit the Bed podcast. We are here to give the everyday battler a voice, unlike Telstra, and delete head noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a better beer, make it a better beer. Well, if you're having a better beer, make sure it's a beer. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Double check, it's a better beer. Exactly poo. Jogging a can, winning a tin, the athlete's choice, CTC. Shout out to those guys. Yeah. Shout out to the knuckler who is peeling around the other side of the world at the moment. He's on a cruise. Hey, Pooh, guess what? I had two calls to make this morning, right? Tell me. On the way in. I'm a time – I don't have much time. I just don't.
So I thought I've got to ring Brett about a couple of questions because I love him and I wanted to check in on him and I needed to make another one on the way in, you know, because we've got a busy day today. But I fucking caught it! Because Telstra, don't do that, Telstra. No. Never do that. Don't do that. Never do that again. No. So, and we can't even ring off fucking Wi-Fi. No, I don't know what the go there is. I feel like we're just in the Stone Ages. Basically. Like, we love Telstra normally, but we hate them today. Yeah.
Why are the hosts ranting about Telstra and phone outages this episode?
We don't even have, no one has landlines anymore. No. So you can't even. We want landlines. Maybe we all need to look into having an emergency backup landline. We need to. We can't be stuck like this again. Landline. Yeah. So anyway.
Anyway.
I'm trying to retarget caps. Buy a hat from the knuckle. I use the code ALPHABLOCKS. All one word for a discount. That's what they say. Have we got anything from the knuckle? Yeah, I've got something. Holy, that's a big lift from him. It is a big lift.
Strap it, it's time again for Knuckles Puppetry Yard.
Legends. Just here calling up me proper true yarn from fucking Alaska. How cool. Pretty wild, not a bad spot. Fucking cold, though. Anyway, fellas, last night I was at the nightclub, as I do, ripped hair and busted, and this bloke walks up to me and goes, mate, I guess you wouldn't believe it, but I've just lost my virginity to a disabled girl. And I went, what? He goes, yeah, he said, I've just lost my virginity to a disabled girl. And I said, yeah, wow. He said, well, Dad always told me to make the first one special. I was like, holy fuck. Fucking Jesus. But anyway, side note, boys. Why don't we do a cruise, line up a cruise, even if it's a little three-dayer, and we get all the trendsetters to jump on like a cheapy cruise somewhere, and we all go and we just tear a, you know, like a P&O.
It doesn't be fucking Alaska or nothing crazy busy. But, yeah, something that we can just rip on in and have a fucking fat time. I don't know. Just a thought. All right, boys, enjoy, be safe, and be good at it.
Look, I'm not against the idea. I think the trendsetters were talking about that in the page, trying to get something like that together. You'd want the whole boat, though. Like, you wouldn't want to be mingled with, like, imagine if it was 90% trendsetters and just 10% of cunts who had no idea what was going on.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:00
2
Which sponsors and event announcements open Ep. 558 Trendsetter Talkback?
0:00–2:31
3
Why are the hosts ranting about Telstra and phone outages this episode?
2:31–8:31
4
How did listeners propose a Trendsetters cruise and what concerns were raised?
8:31–20:12
5
What’s the wiper-blade shopping mishap story and practical advice shared?
20:12–28:27
6
When is it ever OK to fart around a new partner — what listeners reveal?
28:27–58:28