Ep. 561 - Hello Sport (Tom Birmingham & Eddy Simpson)
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What are the hosts promoting and who are today’s guests at segment 0?
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I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the cup.
Welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Blokes podcast.
We are here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete head noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer. Jogging a can, winning a tin, the athlete's choice. Now, you've heard a bit of dribble so far from the kings of dribble and yarn. 900 episodes, boys. Tom and Eddie from Hello Sport, welcome to central Queensland. It's good to be here, boys.
Oh, it is good to be here. It's Origin Day. Oh, man.
I know this might be coming out a bit later, but know this, it is Origin Day, and it feels good to come behind enemy lines, doesn't it, Tom? Yeah, it is. Ruffle feathers, mate. We've thrown Big Pooh off early.
He was fucking rattling the intro, wasn't he? I've always had an affinity for Queensland, certain areas I really enjoy. This place fucking reeks, though, this time of year. It stinks like shit. Yeah, it does. It stinks like shit. It stinks like loss.
Nah, it does that all year round.
Yeah, it does.
Oh, but, mate, it's good. I'm glad we're doing this little yarn today. We might be a bit short for time on how long you could dribble for because we've got to go do something pretty fun, the Boot Hill Invitational Poo. What's happening there?
Well, it all stems back from CMC. And I think they usually were hoping for a positive response, right?
Well, listen, we were told when we were up there that you were the man to rate our fits, which we'd gone to, like, the most trendy city fucking op shoppy, like, oh, it's called Route 66 to get, like, oh. In Newtown.
In Newtown.
Yeah. Let's go get some country gigs. We're going to the Country Music Festival. We've got to sell some Cubans, got to sell some jeans, got to sell some trucker hats.
And some belts. And some belts. With buckles.
With buckles. And then, you know, we heard that you're the man to speak to about, you know, giving us some feedback. And, yeah, we were thinking we were about to get fucking glazed.
I hope them buckles are unattachable buckles and not permanently.
They're unattachable. Yeah, sweet. Yeah.
Well, I didn't even.
Well, mine is at least. Because the belt came without a buckle on it and I added a buckle. That's right. Sweet. I go, I'll have that buckle, which is where the issue started, right?
And then Pooh stood there and just absolutely tore us to shreds, which was deserved. I mean, it was tough to take. He gave us a four out of ten, I think.
Yeah, yeah. Like I'd still fuck you, but not just you'd have to get changed first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. We'd have to get out of the pointed toe boot and into the square toe, and the Cuban heel isn't in anymore. Nah, the Cubans are out. Yeah, fuck.
Cubans are out. Point of toe was, you know, raised a couple of eyebrows.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the hosts promoting and who are today’s guests at segment 0?
0:00–6:36
2
How did the Hello Sport boys end up riding for buckles at the Boot Hill Invitational?
6:36–18:02
3
Why are tech‑guys joked about and what’s the controversy around showering and ticks?
18:02–55:45
4
How are they building a custom streaming service to prevent crashes and improve commentary?
55:45–58:14
5
What fights and novelty bouts are planned for the Boothill Invitational lineup?
58:14–1:03:02
6
Why do Queenslanders say State of Origin means more than club success?
1:03:02–1:14:14
7
What guest questions reveal about life advice, bucket lists and death‑row meals?
1:14:14–1:41:55