Ep. 563 - Trendsetter Talkback
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Who are the episode sponsors and what promos open the show?
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I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody.
The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the club.
Welcome back to another episode of Doing Fitness is Gay podcast. We are here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete that noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer. Jogging a can, winning a tin, the athlete's choice. Have you been fitnessing this morning? I'm an athlete. Are you? I can drink better beer. Nice. It's shit. What have you been doing? I don't know, weights. Weights? All sorts of fucking riding fucking push bikes. Fighting gravity. Big shitty. It sucks. I flat out put my hands above my head. It's my own fault. Yeah. So I shouldn't whinge too much. Yeah. But it fucking sucks. You're a fan of just embracing gravity instead of fighting it. Yeah. Yeah. Big fan of embracement.
Yeah. Yep. No, at least you're hooking in, mate. Well, you could say you're warming up. Yeah. Now, on the topic of warming up, this is why we've got to warm up. There's this little bloke with no arse that runs a company called Country Trucker Caps. Have you heard of it? I've heard of it. Look, if you're interested in checking it out, head to thecountrycompanies.com. That's where all the designs are. There's some rippers. And if you want to design your own, go to countrytruckercaps.com. Use the code word ALPHABLOKES for a discount at checkout. Now, I have a feeling I sort of know where this property is going to end up. Well, I know the timestamp when it was sent. 2.30 a.m. was it? 2.33. Well, he's playing catch-up.
Well, I think what he's doing is getting his body used to being caught. Look, you can even see it up there. All right, let's hear from Brett Henley.
Strap it, it's time again for Knuckles' Propertree Yarn. Boys, just Knuckles' Propertree Yarn of the week. First of all, I apologise for being away.
People talk about FOMO. Absolute fucking FOMO. I've the worst FOMO alive. Did a lot of cool stuff for being away for four weeks. Don't get me wrong, amazing trip with amazing friends and my family. However, I missed out on three fucking main core events. I missed out on the brew, smacking home up the start at fucking Randall. I missed out on the boys' trip to fucking the NT on Cracker Night. and also missed out on the IBC with the lads, seeing fucking Hardman just bash that fella. Okay. So, this is where I'm at, lads. This is where I'm at. I don't know if all the trendsetters know, but they should know, and it should be a topic of conversation.
Currently, this weekend, we have a Mr. Ooh. Ah. Oh, ah, Quinn Jackson said, oh, ah, Quinn Jackson. I was going to get you in a bit. Quinn Jackson said, oh, ah, Quinn Jackson. Is this motherfucker's box party, boys?
Yeah, it is.
It's his box. Yeah. So the one thing that is dangerous in this whole situation, don't get me wrong, I've had a fair tip in and I've been away. Fair tip, fair tip. But there's a fair difference between me having a fair tip on a family holiday and me having a fair fucking rip with the boys. So I'll tell you one thing. Ooh, ah, Quinn Jackson, for your box party, baby.
I'm coming for you.
Ready, Quinn. Because the heat's coming for you, bro. The fucking ducks is coming. And when you think it's not fucking there, boom.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Who are the episode sponsors and what promos open the show?
0:00–8:13
2
What are the hosts planning for Quinn Jackson’s bucks party and dress rules?
8:13–33:53
3
Why debate ticks vs leeches and what surprising facts emerged?
33:53–46:37
4
Do agronomists get roasted or respected — what’s the debate about agronomist mates?
46:37–50:20
5
Is it true pizza dough needs to be 'quiet' — what did the hosts discover about rising dough?
50:20–55:47
6
Who stole the campsite toilet roll and why did someone shit at the front of the camp?
55:47–1:02:08
7
How did callers stash slabs and what are the funniest campsite / apprentice workplace fails?
1:02:08–1:28:55