Ep. 565 - Trendsetter Talkback
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Who are the hosts and sponsors introduced at the start of the episode?
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I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody.
The double champ does what the fuck he wants. Safety first, stay focused, keep pinging the club. Stop fucking yawning. Fuck yeah. Welcome back to another episode of the Outblocks Podcast. We're here to give the everyday battle of voice and delete that noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer. Jogging a can, winning a tin. The athlete's choice. Look, I think morale's up today. It's up. We've had a couple of days sleep. Big junkety Joe came in and he was fucking on fire. His eyes were wide open. Yeah, man. Well, yeah, it surprised me. He's fucking on fire. Have you seen him? I was here first. Fucking he was here first. I didn't even have to take my keys in it. It was like that morning.
It was like that morning where he folded the camp chair with you in the car.
With me still in it.
Yeah, that's right. Jesus, what's going on, Quino? Oh, feeling normal today, mate. Ready to fire.
Junkity Joe, they call him. Junkity.
Junkity Specs. Junkity today. The Junkity Joe Show. Is what they're calling it. Well, that's why I told everyone to stop yawning. I thought, fuck, and there'd be at least one cunt that was yawning. Yeah. On their way to work, listening to the intro. Imagine they're like, oh, shit, sorry, man. No more yawning. Yeah. Well, I haven't seen one yawning here this morning. Nah, but Quinn did leave himself open to a bit of bullying this morning.
Oh, yeah.
Well, he left open a great fucking thing when he said to Curious, he said, hey, come on, Curious, let's show some initiative and do it. And I thought, and I was generally proud, but at the same time there was an opportunity to say, well, that would be the fucking first time ever. Yeah, you don't miss many of those. Nah, and then the fucking pants. Yeah. They look like jeans. They're not fucking jeans. They've got elastic bottoms on them like trackies. So they're like trackies, denim trackies. Quinn, it's almost like Pooh has to wear them. They're fucking comfy, I'll tell you that. They do look comfy, Quinn. No, they don't. Tom's just nice. You were just jealous. No, and it's like.
You want to wear them. You couldn't pull them off.
Like I said off air, it's not a bullying or a hate. I genuinely care about you and I think someone's got to tell this poor cunny looks retarded.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You told me that when I wasn't wearing the pants though. Anyway, I care about you, Quinn, and I hope that you burn them jeans. Righto. Now, it's time to hear from the bloke built like a question mark, the one and only Brett Hanley from CTC. Now, if you're looking for a hat, head to thecountrycompanies.com. That's where you can cop all of them. There's plenty going on. There's always new, fresh ones. And if you want to design your own, go to countrytruckercaps.com. That's where you fucking go. That's where you go. And use the code word ALPHABLOKE. It's all one word for a discount. Check it out. That's what you do. I don't even have to make a property up today. He's done one. Is that correct? Yeah, that's good.
Got one here ready to fire. Even though they wouldn't know the difference between our property. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Strap it, it's time again for Knuckles Property Yard.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
Who are the hosts and sponsors introduced at the start of the episode?
0:00–17:02
2
How did the crew recap recent events and set the mood after a big weekend?
17:02–23:52
3
What are the funniest caller stories about injuries and bath‑plug accidents?
23:52–43:23
4
Why are listeners debating delivery apps, stolen drinks and food delivery fails?
43:23–47:38
5
How do callers describe real‑life citizen’s‑arrest and shop‑catch stories?
47:38–1:12:57