Ep. 568 - Trendsetter Talkback
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What sponsors are being thanked at the start of the episode?
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I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody.
The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Safety first, stay focused, keep pinging the club.
Oh yeah, it's TAS Day! Welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Blokes Podcast. We are here to give the everyday battler a voice and to lead Ed Noyce one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer. Jogging a can, win the tin, the athlete's choice. That's what they call it. That's what I've heard them say. Now poo, poo, poo. It's a special day today, mate. It's like when your young fella, which I wouldn't know because he's seven, but when he gets his peas from his learners... And he's driving by himself for the first time. Curious George, he's got the controls today. He's steering the ship. Big queefed up. He's in there doing fuck all with his junkety. And just looking over the top, you know, making sure young Curious drives well.
Look, it's going to come to a point we'll never see, Quinn. That makes me sad. Like, it's a sad day too, but it's a happy day as well. Well, he'll never need to come in. No, well, he will because Curious is learning the ropes, so when the big queifter gets to his junkety work, you know, honeymoon. Yeah, yeah, we'll still keep Quinn around, don't stress. Yeah, I was going to say, I really like Quinn. Yeah, I like him too. Oh, that's good. Fucking hell. But he's going to be fucking doing a hell of a lot of... I was going to say, let's keep everyone we've currently got, eh? That'd be great. Curious George. How do you feel? You've got a microphone in front of you full time. You've got headphones on. You've got your fucking big carry-on hat on.
You've got the buttons. How are you going? Yeah, it's scary. Is it? Oh, yeah. You've got a half a chubby too, don't you? Come on, tell me. A little stiff willy?
Not quite, no.
No stiff willy. All right, fuck. I might be a tech guy, but I'm not that kind of tech guy. No, he's not that kind. No, well, I don't know. Yeah, there's different. Anyway, if the episode's shit, blame Curious George. Well, it's all Curious' fault. Yep. If we're less entertaining than normal, Curious George's fault. If the calls are shit, Curious George. Even though Quinn still sifted through the calls, so I guess we could probably still blame Quinn for one more week. But just blame Curious. But, no, good on you, Curious. He's been going well, the big fella or the little fella, whatever you want to call him. Little. The little fella.
Little cutie.
And, look, it's a big step for him today, so he's going to kill it. Now, CTC, Country Trucker Caps, head to thecountrycompanies.com to cop one of the knuckler's designs or go to countrytruckercaps.com to design your very own. Use the code word alpha blokes. Now, he is, I think, currently trenching in Narm. Digging trenches, I think, metaphorically, of course. Yeah. but digging trenches nonetheless. So he hasn't got us a property today. Well, I heard he got kicked in the chin by a little. I heard he may have been leg kicked in an altercation. That isn't confirmed. I'll let him. I'm not going to elaborate, but I found it very entertaining that he has been leg kicked. We'll let him tell you that. That's why there's no property today.
He's in recovery mode.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What sponsors are being thanked at the start of the episode?
0:00–5:00
2
How does Curious George feel about taking the controls for the first time?
5:00–13:05
3
What can listeners send in to the Carry‑Ons segment?
13:05–44:29
4
What are the differences between pepper spray and bear spray?
44:29–46:48
5
Why did the crew zip‑tie a cracky to a fence and what was the outcome?
46:48–50:09
6
What does a ‘Cheerio’ mean in Australian slang versus Canadian slang?
50:09–1:06:23