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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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19.488 - 36.94 Matt Rodriguez-Payne

Welcome to Ambridge on the Couch, an in-depth look at the archers with me, Geoff Thomas, Lucy Freeman, Harriet Carmichael, James Everett and Matt Rodriguez-Payne. Now, before we make a start on your emails, let's have a recap of what happened this week in Ambridge.

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We began the week with Debbie, carefully explaining to her brother Adam who she was, where he was, and the fact that she was now Hungarian. That's a lot to deal with when you're in your pants on a camp bed in a Hungarian utility room.

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Anyway, she's a bright woman and she swiftly figured out that if she agreed wholeheartedly with Adam that Brian was a nut job and needed to hand over the farm, Adam would go home again. So she gave him a quick tour of the village, faded a bit of local cheese and urged him to hot foot it back to the airport. Don't want to miss that flight, Adam.

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No, seven and a half hours is standard check-in for Air Hungary. Honestly, off you pop now. Once he got home and had noisily unzipped his gilet, he started laying plans for ousting Brian, reassuring Alice and himself that Brian would be so much more relaxed once he didn't have the farm to worry about.

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They'd tried this before, and Brian was bored to tears and went round annoying everyone, so he knows that's not true. Brian promptly spiked his guns by saying that he was going ahead with his plan to grow caravans on Stoney Field. Well, I'm no pasture expert, but I'd say with a name like that, caravans is probably all you can grow on it.

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Brian and Adam had the sort of row couples do on a Saturday morning when one of them tells the other triumphantly they've got seven people coming for dinner and no time to do the big shop. You didn't tell me.

Chapter 2: What are the latest developments in Ambridge this week?

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Well, you weren't here to tell, but I did tell you anyway. You were standing over there and you said, oh, good. I like them, et cetera, et cetera. Alice caught a whiff of agro and went trundling off to insert herself into the middle of it all as usual. They really all deserve each other that lot. Eric the Viking seemed less than impressed by Krusty's big reveal. She said he wasn't excited.

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Of course he isn't, he's Jakob's brother. The Hackensonsonsons don't do excitement. Krusty had a deep and meaningful on Zoom with him and Helen, instead of bloody leaving the house, said, oh, I'll just be in the next room, conspicuously failing to add with my ear pressed to a glass against the wall.

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Eric the Viking did turn out to be actually quite excited in a wide boy sort of way, which made Krusty happy and therefore me too. David had the cheek to tell Ruth not to dwell on the BRCA gene test. If David stubs his toe, he ends up in tears in the fetal position, playing with a toy farm or talking to his dead father.

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So he's really not in any position to advise anyone on dealing with momentous issues. Anyway, after he'd upset her, he went off to watch more videos of how to apply eyeliner and then went to see George to ask him to take drone footage of the agricultural show, aerial shots of the burger van and the portaloos, et cetera.

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This apparently necessitates Georgie buying another drone, which astonished Amber, who knows perfectly well George has the arse hanging out of his trousers. George's cunning plan was to use the money from Brian to buy another drone, which presumably won't upset Brian as he hasn't got a drone farm yet. And George assured Amber that he wasn't getting the money in any dodgy way whatsoever.

Chapter 3: How does Adam's visit to Hungary impact family dynamics?

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Not at all. In no way, absolutely not. This was so reminiscent of an old Clary and Eddie conversation with Clary bleating, Eddie, you know we ain't got that sort of money. And him saying, don't worry, love, I promise you it'll all be fine. That I thought we'd gone back in time. There is something strangely comforting about this, the next generation being just as frustrating as the last.

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How can Chris and Lottie possibly not have known that they both had children at the same school? Alice didn't do all of the pickups and Loxley Barrett is not a big school. My God, if a stacked farrier had turned up at our school gates, it'd have been a scrum and he'd barely have emerged with his pants on.

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Tracy, who spends every day flat out working and the rest of her time retrieving mint wrappers from under her father's well-upholstered buttocks while he sits there whinging, had her day made considerably worse by the arrival of Susan, who popped up to tell her all the things that weren't ideal and enraged her father to ensure that he would continue whinging for hours after she'd gone.

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Brian was fretting about Oliver and Miranda. You snooze, you lose, Brian. Another silver-haired posha was slid into her DMs, her jodhpurs and her crumpets. Lillian was irritated by his mining her for information and kept repeating that she didn't know anything about Justin and none of it was any of her business.

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Then saw Natasha leaving the dower house and practically broke an ankle chasing her down the drive, desperate to know what she'd been there for. And we ended the week with Lillian bursting with the Rory secret, attempting to talk to Adam, who is so utterly paranoid he wouldn't take a cup of coffee from Brian without testing it for weed killer.

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This didn't exactly go to plan in that Lillian could not have made it any clearer that something was going on with Rory and Adam realising that one big push and he'd have Lillian shooting her mouth off like Trump at a press conference. So next week, I reckon the banks will burst. Good-o. Secrets make me anxious.

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Let's club together, get a hamper of gin, send to the Dow House, and then all bets are off. The end.

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Yes, it's all coming to a head, isn't it? It is. I thought Lillian might actually spill the beans. Yeah, you could hear it.

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It was almost at the back of her throat.

Chapter 4: What conflicts arise between Brian and Adam over the farm?

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It must be something to do with Rory. And then all he's got to do is follow Lillian around going, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me. And she'll just go, oh, all right then.

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Or go to Rory and say what's going on. As I said last week, I think Rory is absolutely desperate to cough to all of this and just have it out in the open and deal with it. It's not what he's done that's bothering him. It's the fact that he's having to lie to everybody about it and keep it to himself. That's what's really eating Rory is that he can't just get this out in the open.

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Well, we don't know what's eating Rory because we haven't bloody heard from him for

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No, well, I suspect he's locked himself in a, in a room and isn't coming out.

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Yeah.

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Presumably he's still working at Barrow.

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Yes.

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That bit hasn't changed, has it?

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No.

Chapter 5: How does George's drone project create tension in Ambridge?

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It keeps me young, Lucy, trying to keep up with it. I should probably, I'll tell you what I should do. I should put together a spreadsheet.

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It keeps you young and your daughter furious.

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That's what's happening. I should put together a spreadsheet of all the words that I can.

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Words that I think mean one thing and actually mean another. Words that used to mean something and now they mean something entirely different.

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And there is a fine art.

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Over the last fortnight, what must I never use again now?

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Well, there is a fine art in being just enough out of date, actually. So if you get really, really out of date, everybody just rolls their eyes and you're an old fogey. But if you can be just slightly out of date, that's the sweet spot.

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Yeah.

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That's the bit that I enjoy. That's the cringe bit. I thoroughly enjoyed that conversation. And I thought David was actually, he's wrong about, or he's misunderstood what they do. Because what he said was, we want younger people to understand and appreciate farming. And the way you do that, David, is to get them to the bloody show.

Chapter 6: What role do secrets play in the relationships among characters?

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And I think Amber and George are a very good example of that, actually, making the best of a bad lot.

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Yeah.

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Good luck to them. I'm back on the George bandwagon in a big way, Lucy.

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Are you?

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Yes. Come on, George.

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Who was it? It was Brian that we said last week. You said he's sort of beyond the pale, so I was fully expecting you to be talking to Brian this week.

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No, Brian is still top of my shit list. Yes, he is.

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Okay, okay.

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No, he's not done anything in any way to redeem himself.

Chapter 7: How do characters navigate personal challenges and mental health?

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I'd quite like to have been at that party and heard her.

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1055.495 - 1057.259 Matt Rodriguez-Payne

I'd like to be at any party, more or less.

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Yes, I know, I know. What else did I enjoy? The leather trousers. And also, I very much felt for David when he's having a nightmare. I am trying to organise a village event, which is happening on Monday. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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When he said somebody had let him down at the last minute, we had the face painting lady suddenly announced she couldn't do it yesterday. So there was an enormous scramble to find the new face painting lady. And the man who's doing Splat the Rat has bought his Splat the Rat costume and then found out he can't move his arms.

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So that's going to be a little bit tricky taking the money from the kiddies when he can't actually bend his arms.

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perpendicular to his body, 90 degrees, stuck out sideways. And the rat costume is enormous as well. Is that perpendicular? Yes, as opposed to parallel.

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I thought perpendicular was, okay.

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perpendicular means at 90 degrees oh do not do not come at me on the maths lucy i'm coming at you on the on the language actually that is not i thought it meant straight up from a oh no it doesn't it doesn't does it no okay yeah sorry carry on do you want me to edit that bit out loose no no no no no no i think they enjoy hearing me having an advised stab at maths

Chapter 8: What predictions are made about future plot developments?

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So you're never going to be corrected on it, are you?

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1167.445 - 1170.571 Matt Rodriguez-Payne

I don't know. Maybe somebody else noticed me being a bit inappropriate.

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Geoffrey, no good comes from reading the reviews.

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1172.715 - 1173.116 Matt Rodriguez-Payne

None.

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No, no, I'll stop that. Yeah, don't, honestly.

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If only they could all be nice. I mean, most of them are nice. The vast majority are very, very nice. And it's a shame to miss out on those ones.

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I know. But that's the payoff, the trade-off. You cannot do both. Yeah. You cannot do both. That's it. If you take the nice, you also have to take the nasty. And if you don't take the nasty, you can't have the nice. So the best thing is just to not.

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I just don't want Hannah Fry reading that review and thinking that.

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Maybe it was Hannah Fry.

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