And That's Why We Drink

Sun, 27 Apr 2025

** Trigger Warning: Child/Infant Death ** It’s Episode 429 and are we well? No! This week Em brin...

Sun, 20 Apr 2025

** Trigger Warning: Child/Infant Death ** It’s Episode 428 and we’re off to a better start than...

Sun, 13 Apr 2025

Welcome to ATWWD Presents the Wicked Recap! Just kidding, it’s Episode 427 and this week Em takes ...

Sun, 06 Apr 2025

Episode 426 is here and is foster dog Hank the funniest thing that’s happened on the podcast so fa...

Tue, 01 Apr 2025

Happy April Fools Day! Today Eva has collected a batch of wild, spooky, and trick filled stories for...

Sun, 30 Mar 2025

It’s Episode 425 and we’ve Ore-gone to Oregon! This week Em brings us the third and final part o...

Sun, 23 Mar 2025

It’s Episode 424 and we’re glowing in the daylight savings lighting. This week Em brings us Part...

Sun, 16 Mar 2025

It’s Episode 423 and we’re coming to you live through our gamboozler bamdoozit who-whatsit. This...

Sun, 09 Mar 2025

It’s Episode 422 and we’ve been Zorg blasted by Zenon. This week Em finishes out Part 2 on The C...

Sun, 02 Mar 2025

Welcome to Episode 421 where all roads lead to the Em-pire. This week we’re headed to England! Fir...

Sat, 01 Mar 2025

Get ready to boogie into March with us while we read you a selection of ghostly Listener Stories. Fr...

Sun, 23 Feb 2025

It’s Episode 420 and are the vibes weird today or is that just us? This week Em finishes out their...

Sun, 16 Feb 2025

It’s Episode 419 and we wanna know how tough are ya? This week Em takes us back to Australia for t...

Sun, 09 Feb 2025

It’s episode 418 and we’re passing along our decorative sticks! This week Em takes us to a 1920s...

Sun, 02 Feb 2025

It’s episode 417 and we’re dazzling and disintegrating. This week Em brings us a classic exorcis...

Sat, 01 Feb 2025

It’s been 100 weeks, no wait.. MONTHS since we started reading listener submitted stories from all...

Sun, 26 Jan 2025

It’s episode 416 and the chaotic energy is in the house this week! First Em brings us a long-await...

Sun, 19 Jan 2025

Happy Concepisode everyone! It’s episode 415 and the 8 year anniversary of And That’s Why We Dri...

Sun, 12 Jan 2025

It’s Episode 414 and the butterflies in our stomachs have turned to pterodactyls. This week Em tak...

Sun, 05 Jan 2025

It’s Episode 413 and we deserve an FLT today. This week Em brings us a classic cryptid story from ...

Wed, 01 Jan 2025

Happy New Year Boozers and Shakers! We’ve got an awesome collection of stories that Eva gathered f...

Sun, 29 Dec 2024

It’s Episode 412 where all gifts are from Funcle Em! This week Em takes us to Australia for the wi...

Sun, 22 Dec 2024

What’s the 411? Episode 411 that is! This week Em is bringing the Christmas creepiness with the ta...

Sun, 15 Dec 2024

It’s Episode 410 and we just want to be hot potatoes in a prime nap zone. Today Em brings us the w...

Sun, 08 Dec 2024

Thanks for tuning in to 98.ATWWD where Christmastime is here and so is Episode 409. Today Em brings ...

Sun, 01 Dec 2024

Christmas tiiiiimeeee is hereeee. Happy December everyone! This month Eva has collected an awesome a...

Sun, 24 Nov 2024

It’s Episode 407 and we’re just skeletons trying our best. This week Em takes us to Mississippi ...

Sun, 17 Nov 2024

Episode 406 is here and so is Juniper to take a bite from Christine after her nap. This week Em brin...

Sun, 10 Nov 2024

It’s Episode 405 and we need to know how many pieces of candy are in 15lbs worth? This week Em has...

Sun, 03 Nov 2024

Have you seen our skeleton legs? It’s episode 404 and we’re recapping our Halloweens as homeowne...

Fri, 01 Nov 2024

Happy November, Boozers and Shakers! Well, happy early November, and while we’re on the topic, ple...

Thu, 31 Oct 2024

Turn on the goosecam meter and pour one out for Snippy, because MC Hircine Shifter and Lisa Frank’...

Mon, 28 Oct 2024

Six Strangers. One Cursed Playlist. Ultimate Power—or Certain Death. Drawn by a mysterious letter ...

Sun, 27 Oct 2024

A Crime Traveler and a Lady in White walk into the Gallows… It’s Episode 403 and we’re celebra...

Sun, 20 Oct 2024

It's Episode 402 and we're throwing a sardine on it to feel something. This week Em is bringing it b...

Sun, 13 Oct 2024

Welcome to Episode 400 plus an extra and this week we’re letting Satan take the wheel. Today Em br...

Sun, 06 Oct 2024

Two books, three pets, one Leona, two houses and one bed frame later we have finally reached Episode...

Tue, 01 Oct 2024

Cue the spooky intro sounds, October is officially here! And this month Eva has collected the perfec...

Sun, 29 Sep 2024

It’s Episode 399 and there’s drama in Chair City! Today Em takes us to Massachusetts for the tal...

Sun, 22 Sep 2024

It's Episode 398 and we're racing to the grave in a coffin! This week Em brings us a local legend fr...

Sun, 15 Sep 2024

Les Go Girls! Episode 397 is here and between engagement excitement and updates on Christine's haunt...

Sun, 08 Sep 2024

It's episode 396 and we're just here to get Christine f*cked up in one of the 40 remaining Rainfores...

Sun, 01 Sep 2024

Two neurodivergent podcasters diverged in a wood... Zeptember is here which means it's officially Fa...

Sun, 25 Aug 2024

It's episode 394 so here's your reminder to drink your water, you thirsty little rats and take your ...

Sun, 18 Aug 2024

Welcome to episode 393, where we discover Em has broccoli hair! This week Em takes us to Indiana and...

Sun, 11 Aug 2024

It's episode 392 and we're distracted by the stars in your eyes! First Em takes us to the Irma Hotel...

Sun, 04 Aug 2024

It's episode 391 and if you see a blue skeleton in your lucid dreams, it just means that Abraham Lin...

Thu, 01 Aug 2024

Welcome to Dagust (Dog August), where we're melting! Tune in this month for an episode full of your ...

Sun, 28 Jul 2024

It's episode 390 and gossip is our espresso! Congratulations, you're awake and here just in time for...

Sun, 21 Jul 2024

It's episode 389 and you're hurting "It's" feelings! This week is unexpectedly Tulsa themed as Em ta...

Sun, 14 Jul 2024

Welcome to episode 388, where we're screaming inside! This is the gossip episode; first we go deeper...

Sun, 07 Jul 2024

It's episode 387 and should we pause?? We might be having some technical difficulties but that also ...

Mon, 01 Jul 2024

Happy July! It's hot AF and our livers are bigger than they look! Tune in this month for some Whaley...

Sun, 30 Jun 2024

Hello, our fruity little mangoes! It's episode 386, and what's the deal with Erewhon? This week Em t...

Sun, 23 Jun 2024

Hello and welcome to episode 385, we’re just here wearing two polos with double popped collars! Ge...

Sun, 16 Jun 2024

Welcome to our birthday recap episode! We mean episode 384... we've got some sinister updates in the...

Sun, 09 Jun 2024

Welcome to episode 383, if you learn anything from us today, don't eat 11 of anything all in a row! ...

Sun, 02 Jun 2024

It's episode 382, it's our birthdays and we're enduring some dusty water! This week Em has a surpris...

Sat, 01 Jun 2024

WELCOME TO OUR BIRTHDAYS MONTH!! We're just vibing but don't worry we're also buying ourselves lots ...

Sun, 26 May 2024

It's episode 381 and we're back on our cryptid bullshit! This week Em brings us the wild tale of the...

Sun, 19 May 2024

Episode 380 is here and tell us, do you know the difference between parlor rooms and sitting rooms? ...

Sun, 12 May 2024

It's episode 379 and we're experiencing technical difficulties and making big life announcements (Ch...

Sun, 05 May 2024

It's episode 378 and this week's theme is: butter! First Em takes us to Flint, Michigan for the haun...

Wed, 01 May 2024

YouTube! We're so sorry, yet again, about the weird glitch-lag. We promise we're working on fixing t...

Sun, 28 Apr 2024

Welcome to episode 377, in which we try to communicate with Linda via dowsing rods so we can just ge...

Sun, 21 Apr 2024

It's episode 376 and we're getting our zoomies out! Tune in this week to hear about Christine's psyc...

Sun, 14 Apr 2024

It's episode 375 and we've got a choose your own adventure of reasons to drink this week. Today Em b...

Sun, 07 Apr 2024

It's episode 374 and are technical issues bringing us closer together? We're so sorry, YouTube Booze...

Mon, 01 Apr 2024

Welcome to April Ghouls: Two Boos and a Lie! This year for April Fool's Eva is bringing us some ghou...

Sun, 31 Mar 2024

It's episode 373 and our other car is a hoop and stick! Who else is feeling the butterflies of putti...

Sun, 24 Mar 2024

It's episode 372: we've done some soul searching and we just don't like hot tomatoes, OK?! This week...

Sun, 17 Mar 2024

It's episode 371 and we're wishing you a happy belated Leap Day! We celebrate privately, not necessa...

Sun, 10 Mar 2024

It's episode 370, welcome to our book report! Tune in this week to hear if either of us is psychic. ...

Sun, 03 Mar 2024

It's episode 369, but, wait, what episode is it again? We need a gentle reminder. This week Em induc...

Fri, 01 Mar 2024

We're bringing new meaning to "March Madness" this month with Trevin and Amanda from Live, Laugh, La...

Sun, 25 Feb 2024

Episode 368 is here and you would tell us if we looked like corpses, wouldn't you? First Em brings u...

Sun, 18 Feb 2024

It's episode 367 and we're ready to flabber your gasts! First Em takes us down a wild road of near d...

Sun, 11 Feb 2024

It's Episode 366 and we're fresh off our Salt Lake City and Denver adventures! Today Em brings us to...

Sun, 04 Feb 2024

It's episode 365 and we're one year old in dog years! After seven years of podcasting we've finally ...

Thu, 01 Feb 2024

Happy February, boozers and shakers! Join us for a lovely romp down food poisoning lane. We were hop...

Sun, 28 Jan 2024

It's episode 364 and we're on our backstage, gold star behavior! This week Em takes us to the inters...

Sun, 21 Jan 2024

It's episode 363 and we're recovering from an infestation of prairie dogs, we mean some kerfuffles o...

Sun, 14 Jan 2024

It's episode 362 and our guts have left the building because we're going back on tour! But don't wor...

Sun, 07 Jan 2024

It's episode 361 and we're not naming our ADHD, you are! Ok, we all are. This week Em takes us into ...

Mon, 01 Jan 2024

It's January and we'd like to welcome everyone to the Schiefer Schulz Manor! Wow, what an intro to t...

Sun, 31 Dec 2023

Let's get one thing straight today, babe, your eardrum is perforated. Episode 360 brings some big up...

Sun, 24 Dec 2023

It's episode 359 and we've gotten into crypto... cryptozoology that is! This week Em takes us to Nor...

Sun, 17 Dec 2023

It's episode 358 and despite all of our technical difficulties our husks can still podcast with the ...

Sun, 10 Dec 2023

Welcome to episode 357 where we're definitely not threatened by all of Em's healthy developments... ...

Sun, 03 Dec 2023

It's episode 356 and on Wednesdays we get the middle finger by text message! Tune in this week for s...

Fri, 01 Dec 2023

Christmas time is here and we're ghosts of the Victorian, dust-bowl children in the tintype photos m...

Sun, 26 Nov 2023

Do gay people attract poltergeists? It's episode 355 and Em is taking us to a haunted U.K. theme par...

Sun, 19 Nov 2023

It's episode 354 and we're having the worst post-Halloween, Monday blues of the year (on a Wednesday...

Sun, 12 Nov 2023

It's episode 353 and we're FINE! Like the sands of the hour glass, we're having a "menty b" about a ...

Sun, 05 Nov 2023

Welcome to episode 352! Where Christine shares some mystery photos from the 1800s, only adding to he...

Wed, 01 Nov 2023

Hello, November - tell us we're pretty and feed us some cheese! We've got some fun and creepy storie...

Tue, 31 Oct 2023

Surprise and happy Halloween! We're here to celebrate all things spooky with our new friend Roz Hern...

Sun, 29 Oct 2023

Happy Halloween!! Beware episode 351 because Gef the Mongoose is taking over the airwaves! Gef's ear...

Sun, 22 Oct 2023

Oh Christine, oh Christine, next week's Halloween! Episode 350 is a big one and has us in our heads ...

Sun, 15 Oct 2023

It's 8pm, do you know where your important documents are?? It's also episode 349 and we might have j...

Fri, 13 Oct 2023

Surprise! In honor of Friday the 13th, we have a pop-up, special Cryptids Unscripted episode to sati...

Sun, 08 Oct 2023

Welcome to episode 348, where we're contemplating the smell of the bottom of a Zoloft bottle! First ...

Sun, 01 Oct 2023

Happy October, Boozers and Shakers! It's our time to shine and we're coming into October hot with so...

Sun, 24 Sep 2023

It's episode 346 and if seven people fart in the woods, then, sorry, you're possessed now! This week...

Sun, 17 Sep 2023

Episode 345 is here and we're feeling ancient demon vibes... First Em covers the iconic Slavic folkl...

Sun, 10 Sep 2023

Welcome to episode 344, we're being so cognito right now... First and foremost, Em takes us on a jou...

Sun, 03 Sep 2023

It's episode 343 and is it Saturn return or is it just us messing up our Zoloft schedule? This week ...

Fri, 01 Sep 2023

Happy Zeptember! We're singing, "where did you go? I miss you so," because we haven't recorded toget...

Sun, 27 Aug 2023

It's episode 342 and may we ask why you drink? May we also suggest you indulge in some H2O? This wee...

Sun, 20 Aug 2023

Hello and welcome to episode 341 where, conceptually speaking, we have a lot in common with babies! ...

Sun, 13 Aug 2023

It's episode 340 and we miss your celery kisses! This week Em brings us the creepy, gasp-worthy stor...

Sun, 06 Aug 2023

Welcome to episode 339, where we ponder such existential topics as, "how will anyone know what an iP...

Tue, 01 Aug 2023

Does anyone else think August is just the Twilight Zone of months, marking imminent doom? We're ridi...

Sun, 30 Jul 2023

Recording in progress... please excuse any technical difficulties in episode 338, including Christin...

Sun, 23 Jul 2023

It's episode 337 and it's all garlic, no sun this week! First, we've got some catching up to do on C...

Sun, 16 Jul 2023

It's episode 336 and we have arrived... LEONA HAS SAID THE WORD "MOTHMAN". We've got one of our favo...

Sun, 09 Jul 2023

It's episode 335 and is Christine group texting the entire audience of a Taylor Swift concert? This ...

Sun, 02 Jul 2023

We're vibrant this week... is it sweat? First Em takes us to a place we don't go often for our stori...

Sat, 01 Jul 2023

Welcome to July. We're in mourning because our birthday month is over. Pride month is over. What is ...

Sun, 25 Jun 2023

The air feels weird for episode 333 - maybe it's because we're talking about some naughty things lik...

Sun, 18 Jun 2023

Welcome to episode 332 and a recording run by sickos so please pardon our DayQuill grind! This week ...

Sun, 11 Jun 2023

It's episode 331 and we're not recording on Wednesdays anymore because Christine cannot handle Em's ...

Sun, 04 Jun 2023

It's our birthdays! Episode 330, here we come with some special topics to celebrate Gemini season. G...

Thu, 01 Jun 2023

It's our birthday month and Eva told us this is a redemption episode from last year's birthday "surp...

Sun, 28 May 2023

It's episode 329 and there's nothing left to do but work! Tune in to hear some behind the scenes wat...

Sun, 21 May 2023

Grab your Kentucky-legal vape pens because episode 328 is chock full of frenemies, boats, ex-lovers ...

Sun, 14 May 2023

Welcome, welcome to episode 327 where we're dancing around while speaking our minds. First Em gives ...

Sun, 07 May 2023

Take a hike... to Superstition Mountain! It's episode 326 and we're giving microphone kisses to spit...

Mon, 01 May 2023

Are you the record keeper or the tea sipper of your family? We hear from both this month! We’re ki...

Sun, 30 Apr 2023

Welcome to episode 325 where Christine gets last minute Lasik and Em is in the know about a true cri...

Sun, 23 Apr 2023

Help! It’s episode 324 and Leona gifted both Em and Eva with Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease! This we...

Sun, 16 Apr 2023

It’s episode 323 and we’re knocking shit over with our robot hands! This week Em deep dives into...

Sun, 09 Apr 2023

Ring, ring! It's episode 322 and we're calling from the cave phone! This week Em takes us on a creep...

Sun, 02 Apr 2023

It's episode 321 and we're making sure to let everyone know our trance state boundaries. First Em te...

Sat, 01 Apr 2023

Happy April from your favorite fools. Join us for some poltergeist shenanigans!  Learn more about ...

Sun, 26 Mar 2023

Welcome to episode 320, where Christine is mad at Em and Eva and has demanded to address it publicly...

Sun, 19 Mar 2023

We’ve got episode 319 coming at ya and we’re peeling back the proverbial curtain on Slack channe...

Sun, 12 Mar 2023

It's episode 318 and it's happening, it's happening... We're bringing you some throwback chaotic ene...

Sun, 05 Mar 2023

In episode 317 we're checking in to make sure you've taken your mins and supps (vitamins and supplem...

Wed, 01 Mar 2023

Happy March Madness (just our own madness, no basketball)! We're recording on Em's favorite day 2.22...

Sun, 26 Feb 2023

Welcome to episode 316 at Em's Apothecary! We're here to cure what ails ya and bring you some creepy...

Sun, 19 Feb 2023

It's episode 315 and you're invited to become obsessed with opossums like Christine and Eva! Em is a...

Sun, 12 Feb 2023

It's episode 314, so call Lucy and tell everyone in the fiery place that we're throwing a big bash! ...

Sun, 05 Feb 2023

Happy sweet 666, everyone! Get your Big Gulp milkshakes ready because episode 313 marks our darling,...

Wed, 01 Feb 2023

Happy FebRuary, folks! We hope everything is still going well this year and you're enjoying February...

Sun, 29 Jan 2023

In episode 312 we're suggesting you chew on Dr. Scholl's shoe inserts at your own risk. But we are r...

Sun, 22 Jan 2023

Welcome to episode 311 where we're having a very Drew Barrymore moment and we're basking in it! We h...

Sun, 15 Jan 2023

It's episode 310 and despite the movie-magic of our recording schedule we actually haven't recorded ...

Sun, 08 Jan 2023

It's episode 309 and there continue to be no hinges to speak of in the new year! First Em kicks off ...

Sun, 01 Jan 2023

Happy New Year!! We're still committed to not making any predictions because of how terribly that's ...

Sun, 25 Dec 2022

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Episode 307 is our official holiday episode where Em is bringing...

Sun, 18 Dec 2022

It's episode 306 and since it's earlier for us than usual and we just saw each other in person, we'r...

Sun, 11 Dec 2022

Welcome to episode 305, where we're reading the fucking room! This week Em brings us a story we cove...

Sun, 04 Dec 2022

In episode 304, Mommy comes back to get you... Em passes on a family tradition in the form of an out...

Thu, 01 Dec 2022

Happy unhinged Honda-days! Christine is channeling multiple demons to bring us another rendition of ...

Sun, 27 Nov 2022

In episode 303, the floor of Christine's lucid dream is covered in mouse traps set by Em! And what a...

Sun, 20 Nov 2022

It’s episode 302 and Christine has another ghost story she’s been waiting to tell Em on the podc...

Sun, 13 Nov 2022

Trick or treat! We're trying to prove that it's always spooky season for us, so today Em is bringing...

Sun, 06 Nov 2022

It’s here, it’s happening, it’s our 300th! We can’t believe we’ve been here for 300 years,...

Tue, 01 Nov 2022

Happy two days after our Atlanta costume contest live show (we mean November)! Christine has her cel...

Sun, 30 Oct 2022

Happy Halloweekend, boozers and shakers!! We can't believe we missed a Halloween/300th celebration c...

Sun, 23 Oct 2022

In episode 298, the mighty have fallen... Christine has gotten Covid. But spooky season is lifting o...

Sun, 16 Oct 2022

Hello Hocus Pocus community: It's episode 297 and Em has some thoughts! Including giving all the awa...

Sun, 09 Oct 2022

Welcome to episode 296 where Eva had a doctor's appointment so we're fending for ourselves, Lord of ...

Sun, 02 Oct 2022

It's episode 295, let's get into some spookiness! This week Em thought you were owed enough ghost st...

Sat, 01 Oct 2022

Happy Halloween season!! We've got some extra scary listener stories this October to get you in the ...

Sun, 25 Sep 2022

It's episode 294 and it's been 105 degrees in Los Angeles, meaning it's more important than ever to ...

Sun, 18 Sep 2022

Welcome to episode 293 where we're lighting safe-ish "good-bye" candles for spooky show and tell! Jo...

Sun, 11 Sep 2022

It's episode 292 and we're being very brave about tummy aches! This week Em brings us the lore of U....

Sun, 04 Sep 2022

It's episode 291 and we love the theatrics! This week Em brings us the wild tale of Batsquatch, who ...

Thu, 01 Sep 2022

Welcome to Zesty Zeptember! It's officially fall, as far as we're concerned and we've got some spook...

Sun, 28 Aug 2022

It's episode 290 and we're officially in the Troll Hole! This week Em brings us some nicks, knacks, ...

Sun, 21 Aug 2022

In lieu of a cursed livestream we're bringing you our second annual poetry slam as a special bonus e...

Sun, 14 Aug 2022

Hello! It's episode 288, tune in to see if the entire show is done via ouija board because Em's hear...

Sun, 07 Aug 2022

Welcome to episode 287 where we have a crush on everybody! But we also feel unwell due to Em's story...

Mon, 01 Aug 2022

Welcome to Armchair August! We're surprising Em with the theme they demanded and then forgot about. ...

Sun, 31 Jul 2022

It's episode 286 and we were both very brave today! This week Em brings us the lore of the Devil's T...

Sun, 24 Jul 2022

Welcome to episode 285, where Christine is changing diapers by lantern light! This week Em does a do...

Sun, 17 Jul 2022

Welcome to episode 284, where we have some dangerous banter wiggle room! This week, we're embarrasse...

Sun, 10 Jul 2022

It's episode 283 and Christine has stopped sleep-honking! Join us for another round of Brazilian ali...

Sun, 03 Jul 2022

It's episode 282, a perfectly chaotic episode, and let's just not reject Em in their own gay bathroo...

Fri, 01 Jul 2022

Are we holding a grudge against July? Maybe! Can Leona sense Em's sandwich vibes from across the cou...

Sun, 26 Jun 2022

It's episode 281 and celery vases are so out but celery plates are in! First Em dishes it out with t...

Sun, 19 Jun 2022

An exorcist, a medium and a priest walk into a bar... it's episode 280 and we've got the paranormal ...

Sun, 12 Jun 2022

No AC? No worries! This week, in episode 279, the ghosts will keep you cold. Today Em brings us the ...

Sun, 05 Jun 2022

It's our birthday episode and Christine's podcast room might be turning into Jumanji?! Please hold f...

Wed, 01 Jun 2022

It's birthday season, we're feeling ghoulish and we're here for some feral chaos! This month for our...

Sun, 29 May 2022

Get ready because episode 277 is chock full of paranormal postpartum anxiety and a real cryptid "wil...

Sun, 22 May 2022

It's episode 276 and our sanity has finally flatlined! Also, Wyoming, we love you and we see you. An...

Sun, 15 May 2022

It's episode 275 and we've got some coffin candle updates! This week Em takes us to the homeland of ...

Sun, 08 May 2022

In episode 274, Em learns science again and teaches us all about the Stone Tape (not Stone Soup) The...

Sun, 01 May 2022

Stop, drop and roll, everyone, it's almost our birthdays! We've all got a month to prepare. Today we...

Sun, 24 Apr 2022

It's episode 272 and the ice worms are back again... join us on a wild journey as Em takes us to the...

Sun, 17 Apr 2022

Happy Easter! Did you know the best way to praise Jesus is to sing Leona Lewis's Bleeding Love to h...

Mon, 11 Apr 2022

We’re so excited to share a sneak peek of the very first episode of our new podcast, Rituals! Ever...

Sun, 10 Apr 2022

It's episode 270 and "hesitantly on board" is our M-O! First Em covers a story that sounds vaguely f...

Sun, 03 Apr 2022

Welcome to episode 269, where we happen to know a lot about applesauce. This week Em takes us out we...

Fri, 01 Apr 2022

Welcome to Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, where we read the spookiest stories in the most dramatic ...

Sun, 27 Mar 2022

It's episode 268 and Em's been practicing their sea shanties for Christine! This week Em takes us to...

Sun, 20 Mar 2022

Welcome to episode 267 aka the Christine Schiefer Show! Where Em can't hear the mixer sound effects ...

Sun, 13 Mar 2022

The other shoe just dropped... onto Christine's mixer and we've discovered some great sound effects!...

Sun, 06 Mar 2022

Happy Twosday! Em's celebrating by sending themself the most precious gift from the past and teachin...

Tue, 01 Mar 2022

Welcome to Pisces season! We're all half a fool here, especially little Leona on her almost half bir...

Sun, 27 Feb 2022

Welcome to episode 264 where we're using our newfound noodles to bring you this week's spooky storie...

Sun, 20 Feb 2022

What's an EVP again? It's episode 263 and the ghosts just have a few questions about the ghost hunt...

Sun, 13 Feb 2022

She's baaaaa-aaaaack! Our favorite trashy-classy goddess has returned from her parental leave and we...

Sun, 06 Feb 2022

Welcome to episode 261, the last episode before we get Christine back for good! And who better to cl...

Tue, 01 Feb 2022

Every cup has a story, so please compliment our under-recognized mug collections! Especially because...

Sun, 30 Jan 2022

It's episode 260 and the human race is in peril once again! Please welcome the closer of our Wine an...

Sun, 23 Jan 2022

It's episode 259 and we have the second in our series of Wine and Crime co-hosts with Lucy! This wee...

Sun, 16 Jan 2022

Welcome to episode 258, boozers, shakers and Wine & Crime Coven! We're so grateful to kick off our l...

Sun, 09 Jan 2022

Welcome to episode 257 where we deep dive into all of our hyper-fixations! Most importantly, for Xa...

Sun, 02 Jan 2022

Happy New Year! It's episode 256 and we're not judging any vegans today but we certainly are judging...

Sat, 01 Jan 2022

Happy Neutral New Year, everyone! We're trying to keep it low key in terms of expectations for this ...

Sun, 26 Dec 2021

Christmastime is here... and so is the original cork-toothed pirate, the unhinged Shifter herself, C...

Sun, 19 Dec 2021

We're going wild with "fun" facts today for episode 254, from Runescape to shoe buckles to the las...

Sun, 12 Dec 2021

Who's guest hosting episode 253? Well, let's just say, it's very high and he doesn't like ladders.....

Sun, 05 Dec 2021

Meet us at the floating ghost beer, because it's episode 252 and we're still at the haunted bar! Em ...

Wed, 01 Dec 2021

Christmastime is here! Join Em wrapped in Christmas lights and Allison for some spiked hot chocolate...

Sun, 28 Nov 2021

It's episode 251 and we've got our carb enhancing oil ready! Em starts the first in their two part s...

Sun, 21 Nov 2021

This week we're going rogue to robe and hosting bread candle seances, folks! It's Eva's second epis...

Sun, 14 Nov 2021

Welcome, Leona! It's Christine's parental leave, so we're inviting people close to her on the show t...

Sun, 07 Nov 2021

Does labor feel like being shot in the stomach? Tune in to Christine's last episode before Leona's a...

Mon, 01 Nov 2021

Happy November! We're kicking off Christine's maternity leave with our first special guest host: All...

Sun, 31 Oct 2021

Happy Halloween! What a special, spooky occasion that Halloween would fall on the actual day of an ...

Sun, 24 Oct 2021

Please don't give us salads this week, because Christine is taking us to Burger Chef! But first, Em ...

Sun, 17 Oct 2021

Our napkins are on the floor and our wigs are being ripped off by ghosts this week... episode 245 is...

Sun, 10 Oct 2021

It's here! The reunion episode we alluded to on Instagram! We're back together in person for episode...

Sun, 03 Oct 2021

Can you pronounce the word for the fear of Friday the 13th? We're not sure we can but we've got some...

Fri, 01 Oct 2021

HAPPY OCTOBER, BOOZERS AND SHAKERS!! Are you ready for some creepy, Halloween stories as well as som...

Sun, 26 Sep 2021

It's episode 242 and, as humans, we mustn't get too technologied, at least according to Em's UFO sto...

Sun, 19 Sep 2021

Welcome to episode 241, where we’re hiding flasks and iPhones in Nancy Reagan’s memoir! Em is al...

Sun, 12 Sep 2021

Welcome to episode 240! We've got the conclusions to both of our two-parters this week. First Em clo...

Sun, 05 Sep 2021

It's episode 239 and we've got some big stories for you! First Em covers the history of famed parano...

Wed, 01 Sep 2021

Happy Zeptember! We’re here with a grab bag of creepy stories for you…or is it just Em and a col...

Sun, 29 Aug 2021

Who is the Italian Bagelbites? Tune in to Episode 238 to find out! Em covers a creepy kid story for ...

Sun, 22 Aug 2021

Paint us like one of your French aliens, Jack... this week episode 237 has us traveling to Em's favo...

Sun, 15 Aug 2021

We are the Village People this week! It's episode 236 and Em is taking us across the pond to tell th...

Sun, 08 Aug 2021

Welcome to episode 235! This week we're diving into one of Christine's favorite paranormal topics, a...

Sun, 01 Aug 2021

Christine asked and you delivered (pregnancy pun?) with the creepy, sweet and also downright scary p...

Sun, 25 Jul 2021

Welcome to episode 233! Come slap thumbs with us as Em covers the faceless, featureless Dover Demon,...

Sun, 18 Jul 2021

How did ghosts handle the pandemic? We tackle this tough topic and more in episode 232 as Em takes u...

Tue, 13 Jul 2021

Surprise! We have a fun bonus mini crossover episode for you today! We chatted with Hannah Smith of ...

Sun, 11 Jul 2021

Welcome to episode 231 where we share Something Corporate facts... we mean new, wild paranormal and ...

Sun, 04 Jul 2021

Let it be known that a man had the audacity for the millionth time and it was only the 1500s... Welc...

Thu, 01 Jul 2021

Hey ghosty pop, we simply can't do this right now! Join us for another rousing set of truly cursed s...

Sun, 27 Jun 2021

If there are no flying saucers, then why are you at my house, weirdo?? ...is what we would say to th...

Sun, 20 Jun 2021

This week we're here to party, y'all! Specifically with the incredible ladies from Sinisterhood! We'...

Sun, 13 Jun 2021

What's your go-to ghost move? Ours is just draining everybody dry of their food and drink... Welcome...

Sun, 06 Jun 2021

It's that time of year again... it's our birthdays episode!! And we've come to realize that we are t...

Tue, 01 Jun 2021

Welcome to Gemini Season and Listener Stories: Vol. 56, boozers and shakers! We're building up the b...

Sun, 30 May 2021

It's episode 225, folks, and we've got some personal updates for you! Here are a few clues: Em had t...

Sun, 23 May 2021

It's episode 224! And the Vaccination Trifecta are finally out of quarantine and visiting family so ...

Sun, 16 May 2021

Apologies in advance to all the cuttlefish out there... episode 223 takes us into the depths of the ...

Sun, 09 May 2021

It's Em's lucky episode 222 and the rumors are true... Christine is with demon! We're dishing all th...

Sun, 02 May 2021

You asked, Em covered the wrong story, and then we finally delivered... this week on episode 221 Em ...

Sat, 01 May 2021

We're back with some traditional (and extremely creepy) listener ghost stories this month, boozers a...

Sun, 25 Apr 2021

Did you want to learn science from someone who just learned it yesterday? Well, welcome to episode 2...

Sun, 18 Apr 2021

Get ready because episode 219 is a chatty one! What is a paper mâché nose doll? Who are mothman's ...

Sun, 11 Apr 2021

Is that the voice of the wise owl in the woods? Is it the ghost of a grandma who wants to cremate he...

Sun, 04 Apr 2021

If you see a praying mantis while listening to this episode, cover it's ears! Because this week in e...

Thu, 01 Apr 2021

Does this melodious voice sound familiar? Maybe even like it was cursed by a witch in order to achie...

Sun, 28 Mar 2021

Blessings from the satanic praying mantis! It's episode 216 and Em is taking us to space for the wil...

Sun, 21 Mar 2021

Today in episode 215, we're tackling the big questions, like is it Bigfoots or Bigfeet? We're taking...

Sun, 14 Mar 2021

It's episode 214 and you know what that means... a lesson in face washing direct from Em's apartment...

Sun, 07 Mar 2021

Excuse me, Spotify? We'd like to submit our podcast for a new category, that will only include us, c...

Mon, 01 Mar 2021

Sit back, relax and enjoy our chill 90s coffee shop vibes this month, boozers and shakers. Let us se...

Sun, 28 Feb 2021

It's episode 212 and we're finally gonna come right out and say it: Q ain't cute, friends! Em rounds...

Sun, 21 Feb 2021

Welcome to episode 211, where this week we're spreading the bad news so it doesn't turn into worse n...

Sun, 14 Feb 2021

Let's plunge into it! Episode 210 celebrates all things lemon and plunger related as we also spill b...

Sun, 07 Feb 2021

Conjure us up a set of bleachers because we want to cheer on your coven! This week episode 209 takes...

Mon, 01 Feb 2021

Happy February! We've got DJ Love and DJ Cupid in the house... but we rewound live radio so we're ac...

Sun, 31 Jan 2021

Lindas and tigers and bears... oh my! Episode 208 is brought to you by plain water, Em's bougie chil...

Sun, 24 Jan 2021

Welcome to episode 207 where we celebrate our podcast conception and the birth of Em's paranormal ta...

Sun, 17 Jan 2021

Welcome to episode 206! This week we learn that hell hath no fury like a vengeful lady fish, or at l...

Sun, 10 Jan 2021

Be careful with your bread this year, everyone! It's episode 205 and we're already worried about wha...

Sun, 03 Jan 2021

Happy 2021 and episode 204! Christine has already met her quota of songs sung to Em, but don't worry...

Fri, 01 Jan 2021

Welcome to 2021! We're only predicting sandwiches this time around. We decided to scale down our man...

Sun, 27 Dec 2020

Christmastime is here! It's episode 203 and our official holiday episode so whether you celebrate wi...

Sun, 20 Dec 2020

Would we want to have our pants unbuttoned in a dark wardrobe by a bunch of spiritualists? We ponder...

Tue, 15 Dec 2020

Welcome to our big 50th listener stories episode! In honor of such a milestone, we're covering the h...

Sun, 13 Dec 2020

Episode 201 is one linguine all the way to the top! Mostly because we discover that if we die under ...

Sun, 06 Dec 2020

Episode 200 is finally here!! Can you even imagine a world in which Christine doesn't know Em is a c...

Tue, 01 Dec 2020

Happy December, creeps and peeps! Did we request full moon stories? It sure seems like we did as we'...

Sun, 29 Nov 2020

Always Christine, never the coroner... this week on episode 199 (wow, so close to 200!) we're still ...

Sun, 22 Nov 2020

It's episode 198 and we've got lots of juice covered news for you! For starters, we're getting so cl...

Sun, 15 Nov 2020

Happy Starch Season again! We're back with another bonus listeners episode and, wow, do we have a pe...

Sun, 08 Nov 2020

Welcome to episode 196! It may be a little too on the snout, so to speak... because Em is covering t...

Sun, 01 Nov 2020

Happy starch season!! While it will always be spooky season in our hearts, time does tend to move fo...

Sun, 25 Oct 2020

HALLOWEEN IS HERE!! And Eva's currently calling a lawyer because episode 194 is so spooky, it might ...

Sun, 18 Oct 2020

Welcome to episode 193 where we're bringing you to both Hawaii and Alaska! First, Em tells us the cr...

Thu, 15 Oct 2020

Surprise!! We're bringing you some extra spooky stories this Halloween season! Join us for this extr...

Sun, 11 Oct 2020

Move the embalming fluid aside and get comfy! Because this week, episode 192 is ushering in the spoo...

Sun, 04 Oct 2020

Episode 191 is coming in hot, just like the luchador in Christine's story today! But first Em takes ...

Thu, 01 Oct 2020

Happy spooky season, everyone!! We've got some WILD, seasonal tales for you today from your very own...

Sun, 27 Sep 2020

We're not here to solve your migraines today, folks! We've got two wild rides to take you on in epis...

Sun, 20 Sep 2020

Welcome to episode 189! The one in which we encounter a boat who may have been misgendered and then ...

Sun, 13 Sep 2020

So cute, so fun, so demonic! Episode 188 is a big one because we've got a new lemon to introduce you...

Sun, 06 Sep 2020

Hi there, are you peeling OK today? Because we're not sure we are... this week on episode 187 we're ...

Tue, 01 Sep 2020

Happy October! Wait, we mean September... right? Time might be all in our minds at this point but yo...

Sun, 30 Aug 2020

Join us for ghost brunch this weekend, won't you? For episode 186, Em's taking us to Charleston, Sou...

Sat, 22 Aug 2020

May we please introduce you to Emothy, Christopolis and Evatha! For episode 185, we're bringing you ...

Sun, 16 Aug 2020

Get ready to rumble with some cheesecake this week! Episode 184 has us sugar high and waxing poetic ...

Sun, 09 Aug 2020

Boy, are Christine's arms tired this week... because she's back in LA! Join us for episode 183 and a...

Sun, 02 Aug 2020

Thanks for the snaps, sorry for the insult! This week we're talking Quarantine malaise and how books...

Sat, 01 Aug 2020

Happy fall... we mean August (when are we, exactly?)! We're talking synchronicities today, and speak...

Sun, 26 Jul 2020

Cheers to the dolls! This week we're drinking because episode 181 is not just about one doll but a w...

Sun, 19 Jul 2020

We're so close to the big two double oh! Join us for episode 180 where we promise to celebrate episo...

Sun, 12 Jul 2020

Get ready for some Tik Tok adventures because this week we're "heavily inspired by chaos theory"! Fi...

Sun, 05 Jul 2020

Join us this week as Em continues to sit on their throne and Christine continues to project into the...

Wed, 01 Jul 2020

Get ready... because this July we just might be astral projecting to the Cheesecake Factory! Join us...

Sun, 28 Jun 2020

Yuck... we mean congratulations! This week we're reliving the glory days of our digital child Chremm...

Sun, 21 Jun 2020

Our husks are here to stay this week! We've got another jam-packed episode with Em covering the Wats...

Sun, 14 Jun 2020

We're ruining both penguins and clubs in this week's jam-packed episode! Em brings us the history of...

Sun, 07 Jun 2020

In light of this week’s demonstrations against racial violence and police brutality in America, it...

Mon, 01 Jun 2020

Happy birthday month to us! And to all you fellow Geminis out there. We've got some fun and spooky b...

Sun, 31 May 2020

We're going full rhombus this week, everyone! We've got some life announcements and some wild storie...

Sun, 24 May 2020

Be sure to watch your chickens this week because Gef the Gemini, oh and spectral, Mongoose just migh...

Sun, 17 May 2020

Everything happens for a reason... especially when you want an orange lava burst juice box! We're ba...

Sun, 10 May 2020

"Pour one out for Michael Scott, Juniper and Em's computer! We attempted to up our game and record v...

Sun, 03 May 2020

Let there be fun! We've got a wild ride for you this week as we virtually travel to the southern hem...

Fri, 01 May 2020

Happy May, boozers and shakers! Get ready to white knuckle and buckle because it's the last month be...

Sun, 26 Apr 2020

Have you eaten the uncooked goose? Don't worry, we'll let you know! This week Em takes us into the r...

Sun, 19 Apr 2020

Clothing is a construct this week! Join us for part two of Em's dive into Mount Shasta and the world...

Sun, 12 Apr 2020

Would the Teletubbies advise that? If so, maybe don't do it. Those are the words we live by now. We'...

Sun, 05 Apr 2020

Do objects just show up in your hands for no reason? Then you might be a Thornton! This week Em cove...

Wed, 01 Apr 2020

Happy Day of the Fools! We completely forgot to do anything to fool you... or did we?! Is it too lat...

Sun, 29 Mar 2020

Get ready for some whimsical, self-isolation chaos today! We're recording from afar for one of the f...

Sun, 22 Mar 2020

Welcome to Kitty Cat Corner! Where we fawn over Juniper and continue to be trapped by the Coronaviru...

Sun, 15 Mar 2020

Welcome to the epicenter of Clorox! We're staying in this week and reporting from rainy Los Angeles....

Sun, 08 Mar 2020

We're jumping ourselves right into some wormholes today because Em is covering the long awaited stor...

Sun, 01 Mar 2020

Happy March, little fishes! It's Pisces season and we're bringing you some past life stories and chi...

Sun, 23 Feb 2020

It's not you, it's not me, this week it's not even Houdini... it's the Minnesota Iceman! Em brings u...

Sun, 16 Feb 2020

Please don't burn our chairs! This week we accidentally coordinated Ohio stories for you. Em takes u...

Sun, 09 Feb 2020

Alert! Alert! We're implementing the vodka emergency buddy system this week, people! Em's holding Ch...

Sun, 02 Feb 2020

So what time does your family perform their seance? Today Em dives into the wild paranormal history ...

Sat, 01 Feb 2020

Happy love month, everyone! Per Christine's request we have soul mate, romance and other-worldly con...

Sun, 26 Jan 2020

Don't worry, we have that DIY "How to Be a Medium" guide you've been waiting for. Well, Houdini does...

Sun, 19 Jan 2020

Don't worry, it's not me, it's not you, it's Houdini... This week Em is bringing us the first in the...

Sun, 12 Jan 2020

Did you know that Charles Dickens is the new Bloody Mary? We're bringing you all kinds of fun facts ...

Sun, 05 Jan 2020

Happy New Year, boozers and shakers! We're headed to Houston with our stories this week with Em cov...

Wed, 01 Jan 2020

Happy New Year! We're flappin' into 2020 (because we're flappers now) by reading your story submissi...

Sun, 29 Dec 2019

Dear future children, please bring us grilled cheese sandwiches... we'll need them for the stories w...

Sun, 22 Dec 2019

Christmas time is here! Have you scattered pancakes on your roof yet? We've got some notorious, holi...

Sun, 15 Dec 2019

Happy Hellidays, everyone (don't worry, we're workshopping it)! We're coming in cold this pre-holida...

Sun, 08 Dec 2019

We've got an inadvertent ocean theme going this week and, don't worry, we're not out of our DEPTH wh...

Sun, 01 Dec 2019

It's twin time!! Last month Christine requested "creepy twin tales," and listeners, you did not disa...

Sun, 24 Nov 2019

Pass the cranberry sauce, it's turkey time!! Or pre-that time anyway and we're sending you all the b...

Sun, 17 Nov 2019

Surprise! We're going back on tour in 2020! Be sure to stay tuned because we'll be releasing cities ...

Sun, 10 Nov 2019

Get ready because Em Mustard and Christine Horseradish, Private Investigators, are on the case! Our ...

Sun, 03 Nov 2019

Welcome to the world, Baby Chremit! (Don’t be alarmed by his teeth.) In episode 144, after introdu...

Fri, 01 Nov 2019

Happy Turkey Month! We hope you all had the spookiest of Halloweens and are all settled in in your F...

Sun, 27 Oct 2019

Ashes to ashes and bone dust to bone dust... Welcome to our spooky ooky Halloween special! We're kic...

Sun, 20 Oct 2019

Funcle Em strikes back! We're drenched in buffalo plaid and Canadian cheer this week - Christine is ...

Sun, 13 Oct 2019

Remember to wear your motion sickness bracelets this week because our stories are full of twists and...

Sun, 06 Oct 2019

We're officially into Spook-tober! And we're advocating for fingerprinting every "pillar of the comm...

Tue, 01 Oct 2019

Happy spooky season, creeps and peeps! We're bringing you some wild stories today from a request Chr...

Sun, 29 Sep 2019

Please don't attack us, you hideous beasts! Do you think insulting aliens will make them less likely...

Sun, 22 Sep 2019

That's certainly not just a rock. if you look really carefully you'll find that it's a geode and Chr...

Sun, 15 Sep 2019

We're asking the hard hitting questions this week: which came first the Pukwudgie or the hauntings? ...

Sun, 08 Sep 2019

We're back on tour this week! And guess what... we got haunted in New Orleans! Check out our intro t...

Sun, 01 Sep 2019

Happy September, Boozers and Shakers! We might have gotten distracted by pizza and some old school n...

Sun, 25 Aug 2019

Enter the Play-Doh aisle at your own risk this week, folks. Em's taking us on a wild ride through th...

Sun, 18 Aug 2019

Pardon us, we need a quick turkey intermission... Juniper will fill in for us while we're gone. This...

Sun, 11 Aug 2019

Hold on to your Bermuda shorts and khaki hot pants because we've got some doozies for you this week....

Sun, 04 Aug 2019

Don't mind us, we're just shaving Juniper and putting him on a dragon... Join us on an epic journey ...

Thu, 01 Aug 2019

Speaking of fractions and astrology... happy August! We've got some wild, wild listener stories this...

Sun, 28 Jul 2019

Happy National Ravioli Day! We're talking Brazilian aliens and murderous mommy blogs today. Come tak...

Sun, 21 Jul 2019

It's flap o' clock somewhere in the universe! Join us for Flappy Hour this week as Em and Christine ...

Sun, 14 Jul 2019

Listen, we know a thing or two about chalk, salt and the date of the Civil War. This week Em's hitti...

Sun, 07 Jul 2019

Happy July! We're celebrating Em and Allison's love... and Alexander's third wheel status throughout...

Mon, 01 Jul 2019

Happy July! We can't believe birthday month is over but the show must go on... This month we've got ...

Sun, 30 Jun 2019

Welcome to Dr. Junie's Colonoscopy Clinic! Where you're guaranteed to have a qualified feline profes...

Sun, 23 Jun 2019

We're down to clown aka down to sassy today! Even though we're sadly nearing the end of birthday mon...

Sun, 16 Jun 2019

Is it still our birthdays? Because we ate an entire ice cream cake in between our stories today! We'...

Sun, 09 Jun 2019

It's birthday week recap time! And don't worry, we baked, smashed, and slumber partied our way into ...

Sun, 02 Jun 2019

Welcome to the birthday crypt! We're feeling old but birthday ready this week so it's no wonder MTV ...

Sat, 01 Jun 2019

IT’S BIRTHDAY MONTH! And we’re celebrating with haunted twins, handsy ghosts, and black-eyed str...

Sun, 26 May 2019

Hold onto your bellybuttons, because it’s finally here! This week we had the pleasure of sitting d...

Sun, 19 May 2019

Please pardon our fuzzy audio as we come to you “long-distance” from our neighboring hotel rooms...

Sun, 12 May 2019

Hey who hasn't conjured black pigs and flying monkeys to torment their neighbors? Join us for one of...

Sun, 05 May 2019

Shalom in the home! Christine's childhood home to be exact! We're recording in the wild this week wh...

Wed, 01 May 2019

May we just say, "happy May"?! This month we're reading your stories that include a beach cult, a ha...

Sun, 28 Apr 2019

What are you doin' tonight, cowboy? Lasso us up! And join us for our Chicago live show! Em brings us...

Sun, 21 Apr 2019

Is the bird the word or the word the bird? Well, either way the word of the day is bird but maybe yo...

Sun, 14 Apr 2019

We've got a surprise for you this week, creeps and peeps! We're bringing you our Milwaukee and Asbur...

Sun, 07 Apr 2019

Sit back, relax and let us tell you where the idea of probing took off! Don't worry, you PROBABLY wo...

Mon, 01 Apr 2019

Happy April, ya fools! We may have forgotten to play any pranks but we do have some 90's themed spoo...

Sun, 31 Mar 2019

Cover those ankles, ladies! Because you just might end up in St. Augustine's Old Jail! This week we'...

Sun, 24 Mar 2019

We're back from Florida and it might have all been a flu hallucination but we had a blast! We've als...

Sun, 17 Mar 2019

We’re currently sweating and hiding from gators in Florida, so this week we’re coming to you LIV...

Sun, 10 Mar 2019

Calling all cool teens! Stop snagging and necking and tune into our horniest episode ever! In episod...

Sun, 03 Mar 2019

Hey there, drunks and punks (go with us, we’re trying to make it happen)! Welcome to our smooth an...

Fri, 01 Mar 2019

Happy March, everyone! Did you know that knowledge is power and just because you're dead doesn’t m...

Sun, 24 Feb 2019

If this plane goes down, don’t tell our mothers we were in group 8! We were home from tour long en...

Sun, 17 Feb 2019

Odds are we’re currently in an airport, on an airplane, or in an airport again. That’s why we’...

Sun, 10 Feb 2019

Do you see shadow people? Is there a ghost texting you? Does a witch crawl up your face and grab you...

Sun, 03 Feb 2019

So guess what? This week is a hoot and a half so strap in for a wild ride! Em delves into the Kelly-...

Fri, 01 Feb 2019

Happy February, creeps and peeps (thank you, Margaret)! We’re in the month of love and we’ve got...

Sun, 27 Jan 2019

White knuckle and buckle, everyone. We’re going beyond vision boarding this week because emergency...

Sun, 20 Jan 2019

Guys. Our heads hurt. We’re time traveling again this week for Em’s second part in their series ...

Sun, 13 Jan 2019

Helicopters are swarming the studio for this one, folks, because we're on a huge conspiracy theory k...

Sun, 06 Jan 2019

Christine’s immune system rebelled against her this week, so we’re coming at you with our first ...

Tue, 01 Jan 2019

Happy 2019, everyone! Or as Christine is singing, "2019... is here". We've got a fresh batch of spoo...

Sun, 30 Dec 2018

Something is very wonky in the state of Brussels, but don't worry because THIS IS OUR 100TH EPISODE!...

Sun, 23 Dec 2018

Spirit of Christine, are you there? Scratch us with three claw marks if you want us to leave this ki...

Sun, 16 Dec 2018

So sorry, everyone, we have to reschedule. We have a demonic assault penciled in for 3pm today. But ...

Sun, 09 Dec 2018

Alright, call the priest, Em's future child is causing poltergeist activity again with their baking ...

Sun, 02 Dec 2018

This week, #ChristineGetsBelized so we've decided to release a live episode. In our first stop on ou...

Sat, 01 Dec 2018

Christmastime is here and Christine finally gets to sing about it. This month we've got festive list...

Sun, 25 Nov 2018

Happy Thanksgiving weekend, everyone! Let's all pray to Gio's butt curtain that Christine doesn't ge...

Sun, 18 Nov 2018

Buckle up, everyone! We've got an extra dark episode for you this week. Em covers the horrific event...

Sun, 11 Nov 2018

Welcome back to the ghost story and murder situation show! It's Friendiversary time, folks! And this...

Sun, 04 Nov 2018

Merry Christmas and a Happy Halloween! Spooky season continues with Halloween 2.0 featuring Em as Ma...

Thu, 01 Nov 2018

It may be the day after Halloween but we're spooky year round! Today we read your listener stories f...

Sun, 28 Oct 2018

We're back in real time! Christine has redirected her wedding planning energy into Halloween surpris...

Sun, 21 Oct 2018

Shout out to all our suspiciously beautiful listeners out there because you just might be a witch! T...

Sun, 14 Oct 2018

Christine gets married this weekend (in other words, #christinegetsblaised) so we decided to release...

Sun, 07 Oct 2018

Ok, stop pinching people's butts and do something good. This week Em dives into the haunts of the Ca...

Mon, 01 Oct 2018

OK, we're seeing a trend here. We're definitely on a friendly ghost kick after a certain doll who sh...

Sun, 30 Sep 2018

Are you sitting down? It's about time we had the talk. When a mommy ghost and a daddy ghost love eac...

Sun, 23 Sep 2018

You might need your EMF readers for this one because we've got two intense stories today. Em brings ...

Sun, 16 Sep 2018

Episode 85 is upon us! Get your holy water ready because Em takes us back to the Zak Bagan's Haunted...

Sun, 09 Sep 2018

Come closer…. we have a secret to tell you… we're certainly not going to vomit a chicken into yo...

Sun, 02 Sep 2018

Listen, we'll set a hell portal on fire, if that's what you need. This week, Em brings us face-to-fa...

Sat, 01 Sep 2018

We've been reading your spooky stories for 20 weeks! Today we've got a stalker in a hurricane, a hug...

Sun, 26 Aug 2018

You've CAT to be KITTEN me. It's our 101st episode (including listener eps) and we celebrated with M...

Sun, 19 Aug 2018

Love your hair, hate your guts! It's just funny that Em brings back the drunk sorority girl voice bu...

Sun, 12 Aug 2018

We’ve been traveling for weeks, so this episode comes to you live from Nashville! Grab your drink ...

Sun, 05 Aug 2018

Spoiler alert: We survived Christine's Vegas Bachelorette (despite the waiver we signed at Zak Bagan...

Wed, 01 Aug 2018

Tune in for stories of cultists in the forest, "the upside-down man," a crazy glitch in the matrix, ...

Sun, 29 Jul 2018

Buckets! We learned a new game this week and it involves Space Jam and Kobe. We also snoop out some ...

Sun, 22 Jul 2018

Welcome to Flemish Idol! Jump on board our husky ramblings as we tell you the story of the eerie Chi...

Sun, 15 Jul 2018

Welcome to episode 76, and it's motherflippin' hot out. In other news, Em covers the Pirate House in...

Sun, 08 Jul 2018

This week, Em and Christine finally ~reunite~ and cover the haunted colonial Peyton Randolph House a...

Sun, 01 Jul 2018

We're back for our 18th listeners' episode! Tune in to hear why our listeners drink... Learn more a...

Sun, 01 Jul 2018

#FORSHERMAN. I won't accept anything less. Em is at Linda's wedding all week, so we're presenting on...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018

Hello, Boozers and Shakers! Welcome to episode 73, in which Em covers the St. Louis Cathedral - or i...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018

Good evening ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between! Welcome to episode 72, in which we grace yo...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018

In episode 71, Em covers the Yuma Territorial Prison, Arizona’s first prison, built by its own inm...

Sun, 03 Jun 2018

It’s episode 70! Hear Em tell the story of Doris Bither’s poltergeist, which inspired the movie ...

Fri, 01 Jun 2018

You guys bring the creepiness in this listeners episode, where we read your murderous and ghosty sub...

Sun, 27 May 2018

Welcome to a special episode full of burned torsos. Em covers the well-documented phenomenon of spon...

Sun, 20 May 2018

Get on board with the theybies! It’s episode 68. Em covers the (redundant) Barnstable House in MA ...

Sun, 13 May 2018

The UK Office Alien and Too Much Mutton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

Sun, 06 May 2018

We're in CrimeCon, so this is the first episode edited by the lovely EVA! Sit back and enjoy Em's al...

Tue, 01 May 2018

Welcome to Listener Stories: May Edition! Buckle up for a wild ride - this month we've got alien abd...

Sun, 29 Apr 2018

Don’t make haste! It’s episode 65, and we’re we’re diving deep into the capture of the Golde...

Sun, 22 Apr 2018

Em covers the insanely haunted Borley Rectory, which is haunted by a nun, some headless horsemen, an...

Sun, 15 Apr 2018

Welcome to episode 63, in which we discuss ghosts, murder, and a guy named Chauncey, who may or may ...

Sun, 08 Apr 2018

Hamilton fans, rejoice! Em covers the Morris-Jumel Mansion, which, aside from influencing the hit br...

Fri, 06 Apr 2018

Listen. Are you ready for Em’s story? We're pretty sure you're not, but we’ll tell you anyway. I...

Sun, 01 Apr 2018

It's April 1st, and that means it's time for us to read your listeners' stories!  HAPPY APRIL FOOL'...

Sun, 25 Mar 2018

It’s episode 60, and we’re bringing our A-game, if we do say so ourselves. Em covers the Central...

Sun, 18 Mar 2018

It’s episode 59, and boy have we got some stories for you. After discussing our latest adventures ...

Sun, 11 Mar 2018

It’s episode 58 and, as promised, the one and only Alex Schiefer is here to do a dramatic reading ...

Sun, 04 Mar 2018

It’s episode 57! Em’s story - the urban legend of Russia’s 1940s sleep experiment - is bananas...

Thu, 01 Mar 2018

It's March (not February, despite what Christine may think) and you know what that means! More spook...

Sun, 25 Feb 2018

Welcome to episode 56, featuring a surprise ghost story from Em’s stepmom! Oh, and a full episode ...

Mon, 19 Feb 2018

It’s episode 55, TAKE TWO! Sorry guys, Christine messed up. But we’ve still got a good one for y...

Sun, 11 Feb 2018

WELCOME TO THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! Thank you all for helping us get this far. We couldn’...

Sun, 04 Feb 2018

It’s episode 53 and the gasp is back. This is maybe our scariest episode yet. Em covers Christine’...

Thu, 01 Feb 2018

Thank you guys for one whole year of great listener stories! We can hardly believe it. Tune in for s...

Sun, 28 Jan 2018

Get ready because who knows what the hell is going on in this episode. First off, Em covers the Fair...

Sun, 21 Jan 2018

This episode is a doozy. First, we find out Em’s post-life-tiny-house-minimalist agenda when Em co...

Sun, 14 Jan 2018

SASSY THE CLOWN IS BACK! In a big way. In episode 50, Em covers Loftus Hall, which is arguably Irela...

Sun, 07 Jan 2018

It’s a Flinstone/Jetson’s crossover! Em tells the podcast’s FIRST alien story, featuring Barne...

Mon, 01 Jan 2018

Happy New Year, everyone! If you're worried about staying up until midnight, these creepy af stories...

Sun, 31 Dec 2017

Happy New Year from the future! Em tells the story of George Lukins (not Lucas), who was famous for ...

Sun, 24 Dec 2017

Put on your “Satan regalia” and get ready to swipe right on the boozy menace more affectionately...

Sun, 17 Dec 2017

Happy Froxing Day! This week Em and Christine discuss several disturbing stories, including the time...

Sun, 10 Dec 2017

Welcome to episode 45, sometimes referred to as Sister Act 17 or Lizzie McGuire Goes to South Korea!...

Sun, 03 Dec 2017

It’s time for episode 44! Em covers a restaurant in Florida, but before you get too excited, it’...

Fri, 01 Dec 2017

Can you believe it’s our TENTH episode of listener stories?? And you guys did not disappoint. This...

Sun, 26 Nov 2017

In episode 43, Christine is the Internet’s Apprentice and Em puts the “ish” in Jew-ish. Em cov...

Sun, 19 Nov 2017

Hi, I’m Peter! This is episode 42, in which Christine gyrates from side to side and Janet just can...

Sun, 12 Nov 2017

Let’s just say this episode is a little out of control. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Em talks...

Sun, 05 Nov 2017

It’s Gio’s Birthday-sode! And listen. It’s a doozy. Em covers the Crescent Hotel in Eureka Spr...

Thu, 02 Nov 2017

Welcome to listener stories, Halloween edition! We share an extra story or two before thanking our l...

Sun, 29 Oct 2017

Happy October 39th, where Christine doesn’t know exponents and Em doesn’t know calendars. Em tel...

Sun, 22 Oct 2017

How are you peeling? Because it’s time for episode 38, in which Em throws Allison an epic birthday...

Sun, 15 Oct 2017

Thanks, Mr. Bagans. In episode 37, Em talks about a self-sabotaging building called the St. Augustin...

Sun, 08 Oct 2017

It’s episode 36, and Gio Horoscopes are back - you’re welcome, Scorpios - but first you have to ...

Mon, 02 Oct 2017

It’s our eighth listener’s episode! I know we say this every month, but it’s one of our best y...

Sun, 01 Oct 2017

It’s episode 35, and we still haven’t left our plunger tent. Lord help us. In this episode we di...

Sun, 24 Sep 2017

Episode 34 is coming at you straight from our plunger fort! We’ve moved into the new “recording ...

Sun, 17 Sep 2017

The one and only Lisa Lampanelli joins us this week for an epic episode! Tune in to hear the Queen o...

Sun, 10 Sep 2017

In episode 32, we learn about the princes of hell and their love of philosophical chats. We also dis...

Sun, 03 Sep 2017

In episode 31, we quickly learn that this is not a history podcast, so leave your note-taking at the...

Fri, 01 Sep 2017

Can you believe it's month seven of us reading your craziest ghost and hometown murder stories?! To ...

Sun, 27 Aug 2017

Episode 30 doesn’t disappoint. It’s quite a doozy, so don’t say we didn’t warn you. Christin...

Sun, 20 Aug 2017

Mercury’s in retrograde, guys…don’t say we didn’t warn you. We learn why Em doesn’t wear p...

Sun, 13 Aug 2017

We've arrived with our compact discs, haphazardly!Welcome to episode 28, in which we discuss Louisia...

Sun, 06 Aug 2017

It's episode 27! Christine and Linda meet (spoiler alert: there are fireworks), we learn about Chris...

Wed, 02 Aug 2017

It's time for our sixth episode of listener stories!Ugh, everything is about YOU GUYS, isn't it?Jk,...

Sun, 30 Jul 2017

Welcome to episode 26, featuring Alcatraz and serial killer Mark Twitchell! Christine’s phobia of ...

Sun, 23 Jul 2017

We’re officially 25 episodes deep! Em tells us about all the ghosts of the White House. Christine ...

Sun, 16 Jul 2017

Welcome to the smooth sounds of episode 24, in which Em and Christine most likely summon ZoZo the Ou...

Sun, 09 Jul 2017

In episode 23, Christine sees her first ghost (but her second proposal). We also have a special gues...

Sun, 02 Jul 2017

It's Em's Lucky Number 22! And she got judged by a criminal. In this episode we also learn that Em a...

Sun, 02 Jul 2017

Thanks for scaring the pants off us in our fifth listener's episode, guys. The stories this month ar...

Sun, 25 Jun 2017

Take a trip with us down the extremely windy road of episode 21, in which Em compares Christine’s ...

Sun, 18 Jun 2017

You’ve asked, you’ve begged, you’ve pleaded…and we finally succumbed to your requests - epis...

Sun, 11 Jun 2017

Welcome to episode 19, in which we learn that there’s no such thing as a fun best friend murder. P...

Sun, 04 Jun 2017

DISCLAIMER: this episode is very graphic. And very disturbing.Em must have known Christine was tired...

Thu, 01 Jun 2017

Grab your drink and lock your doors. Volume 4 is here! In this month’s listeners episode, we tha...

Mon, 29 May 2017

Goodbye, Australian listeners! In episode 17, Em and Christine butcher Australian accents while sing...

Sun, 21 May 2017

“Lesbians, Incest, Murder, LET’S GO!” - Christine, trying to get you excited about her story. ...

Sun, 14 May 2017

It’s episode 15, and Em and Christine TOTALLY know that, despite what they may or may not have sai...

Sun, 07 May 2017

“Meet us at the Monte V!” In this episode, Em tells Christine all about the haunted Hotel Monte ...

Mon, 01 May 2017

BUCKLE UP. It’s time for your third episode of listener stories. You guys bring the heat and scare...

Sun, 30 Apr 2017

Lucky number 13! Em and Christine discuss the disturbing hauntings at Bobby Mackey’s Music World a...

Sun, 23 Apr 2017

Welcome to ep. 12! Em tells Christine about the “Chair of Death” and its super-dramatic owner, w...

Sun, 16 Apr 2017

Episode 11 features a haunted wine cabinet, AKA Christine’s dream come true, as well as one of the...

Sun, 09 Apr 2017

Come celebrate episode 10 with us! We’ve got the story of Annabelle the (extremely creepy) Doll an...

Sun, 02 Apr 2017

In episode 9, Em tells Christine about the Sallie House, botched surgeries, hoofprints, Gateway to H...

Sat, 01 Apr 2017

In the second episode of listener stories, Em and Christine read some of the creepiest lisetener sub...

Sun, 26 Mar 2017

Episode 8 has arrived! Em tells Christine about the Queen Mary (and is pretty pissed that Christine ...

Sun, 19 Mar 2017

EPISODE 7 IS HERE. Em tells Christine about the terrifying Eastern State Penitentiary and all its gh...

Sun, 12 Mar 2017

In episode 6, Em watches Christine’s mind explode over the notorious story of Robert the Doll. Chr...

Sun, 05 Mar 2017

In episode 5, Em and Christine have a casual chat about the poltergeist that tortured the Smurl fami...

Wed, 01 Mar 2017

In one of the creepiest episodes yet, Christine and Em read real-life paranormal and true crime sto...

Sun, 26 Feb 2017

In this week’s episode Em and Christine discuss the notorious Amityville Haunting and the unsolved...

Sun, 19 Feb 2017

Get your drinks ready. In episode 3 Em talks about a poltergeist legend from Southern folklore, the ...

Wed, 15 Feb 2017

In episode two, Em and Christine discuss the insanely haunted Whaley House in San Diego and the just...

Thu, 09 Feb 2017

Get your wine and milkshakes ready - it’s time for the first episode of And That’s Why We Drink!...