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Episodes
E237 The Ghost With No Pants and a Matchmaking Serial Killer
22 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Paint us like one of your French aliens, Jack... this week episode 237 has us traveling to Em's favorite place of all time, Canada, for the Falcon Lak...
E236 Ghostly Dog Breath and a Sardine and Sadness Sandwich
15 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We are the Village People this week! It's episode 236 and Em is taking us across the pond to tell the tale of a village full of ghosts known as Pluckl...
E235 Space Cowboys and Semantics Champions
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 235! This week we're diving into one of Christine's favorite paranormal topics, aliens! Em takes us to the supernaturally iconic Ro...
E234 An Anxious Tooth Mouse and an Amateur Alligator Charmer
01 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 234, folks, and we've got some stories out of left field for you! First Em takes on the history of the tooth fairy so get ready for some ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 58
01 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Christine asked and you delivered (pregnancy pun?) with the creepy, sweet and also downright scary pregnancy stories! This month we've got wild dreams...
E233 Cryptid Smut and a Boy Boss Summer
25 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 233! Come slap thumbs with us as Em covers the faceless, featureless Dover Demon, who might be an alien, might be a monkey, but eit...
E232 Paranormal Anxiety and a Seat in the Barking Room
18 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How did ghosts handle the pandemic? We tackle this tough topic and more in episode 232 as Em takes us to the Sorrel-Weed House and shares some super t...
BONUS: In Conversation with Hannah Smith of The Opportunist
13 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! We have a fun bonus mini crossover episode for you today! We chatted with Hannah Smith of The Opportunist podcast, one of our favorites for ...
E231 A Royal Jalapeño Crib and the Worst Quilt Ever Ever Quilted
11 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 231 where we share Something Corporate facts... we mean new, wild paranormal and true crime stories! This week Em covers a haunted ...
E230 A Cauldron of Mac and Cheese and Sugar Free Gummy Bear Consumption
04 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let it be known that a man had the audacity for the millionth time and it was only the 1500s... Welcome to episode 230 for something old and something...
Listener Stories: Vol. 57
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hey ghosty pop, we simply can't do this right now! Join us for another rousing set of truly cursed stories sent in by you all. This month we hear from...
E229 Team Aliens and the Opposite of a Jolly Rancher
27 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If there are no flying saucers, then why are you at my house, weirdo?? ...is what we would say to the Men in Black should they come a knockin'. But do...
E228 Goat Cheese Marshmallows and Bougie Gators
20 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're here to party, y'all! Specifically with the incredible ladies from Sinisterhood! We're so grateful and excited to have Heather and Chr...
E227 The Ghouls Next Door and the Criminal Pickle Barrel
13 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What's your go-to ghost move? Ours is just draining everybody dry of their food and drink... Welcome to episode 227, where Em takes us all the way bac...
E226 Poisonous Sharks and the Patchsquatch
06 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time of year again... it's our birthdays episode!! And we've come to realize that we are the poisonous sharks that lie in your 30s. Please d...
Listener Stories: Vol. 56
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Gemini Season and Listener Stories: Vol. 56, boozers and shakers! We're building up the birthday energy and reading all your creepy stories...
E225 A Baby Barcalounger and the Water Tumbler of Doom
30 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 225, folks, and we've got some personal updates for you! Here are a few clues: Em had their pants down in a murderer's house and Christin...
E224 The Hogwarts of Prisons and Two Generations of Cringeworthy Screen Names
23 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 224! And the Vaccination Trifecta are finally out of quarantine and visiting family so we're super excited to bring you our very first li...
E223 Schiefersaurs and Balloonatoons
16 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Apologies in advance to all the cuttlefish out there... episode 223 takes us into the depths of the sea for Em's story on the legendary Kraken (as wel...
E222 The Wine Kill Switch and the Paranormal Vagina Monologues
09 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's Em's lucky episode 222 and the rumors are true... Christine is with demon! We're dishing all the details on reactions and reliving the wild pregn...
E221 Family Nuts and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Backrooms
02 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You asked, Em covered the wrong story, and then we finally delivered... this week on episode 221 Em is officially covering the topic so many of you as...
Listener Stories: Vol. 55
01 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with some traditional (and extremely creepy) listener ghost stories this month, boozers and shakers! Tune in to Listener Stories: Vol. 55 f...
E220 Astrophysics Improv and the Owl Queen
25 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did you want to learn science from someone who just learned it yesterday? Well, welcome to episode 220 in which we do our best to understand multivers...
E219 A Paper Mâché Nose Doll and Mothman's Grandchildren
18 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready because episode 219 is a chatty one! What is a paper mâché nose doll? Who are mothman's grandchildren? We've got wild speculation on both ...
E218 A Skeleton's Waiting Room and Christine's New Screen Name
11 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is that the voice of the wise owl in the woods? Is it the ghost of a grandma who wants to cremate her cares? Or is it Chrisitne in her old elementary ...
E217 A Mantis Manifesto and a Serial Killer's Dentist
04 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you see a praying mantis while listening to this episode, cover it's ears! Because this week in episode 217, Em takes us on a deep and disturbing d...
Listener Stories: Vol. 54
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Does this melodious voice sound familiar? Maybe even like it was cursed by a witch in order to achieve paranormal radio stardom? That's right, we have...
E216 The Opposite of a Meet Cute and a Half Sister in Space
28 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Blessings from the satanic praying mantis! It's episode 216 and Em is taking us to space for the wild and disconcerting story of the abductions of Lau...
E215 Bigfoot Geometry and Tin Can Fingerprints
21 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in episode 215, we're tackling the big questions, like is it Bigfoots or Bigfeet? We're taking you back to our live show in Seattle this week wh...
E214 Em's Sleep Skin and Christine's Day Skin
14 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 214 and you know what that means... a lesson in face washing direct from Em's apartment that didn't have running water at the time of rec...
E213 A Trashy Bunny and the Podcast Built on a Thousand Demons
07 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Excuse me, Spotify? We'd like to submit our podcast for a new category, that will only include us, called "Podcasts Built on a Thousand Demons". We an...
Listener Stories: Vol. 53
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sit back, relax and enjoy our chill 90s coffee shop vibes this month, boozers and shakers. Let us set the stage: you're walking back to your seat with...
E212 Conspiracy Theory Lasagna and the Migraine Episode
28 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 212 and we're finally gonna come right out and say it: Q ain't cute, friends! Em rounds out their QAnon trilogy with ways this new moveme...
E211 The Echelon Twins and a Rotary Butt Dial
21 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 211, where this week we're spreading the bad news so it doesn't turn into worse news... Join us as Em dives even deeper into the wo...
E210 The Golden Plunger Award and the London Fog Cult
14 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let's plunge into it! Episode 210 celebrates all things lemon and plunger related as we also spill bread crumbs all over the floor... That's because E...
E209 A Ghost's Recliner and the PTA of Covens
07 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Conjure us up a set of bleachers because we want to cheer on your coven! This week episode 209 takes us first to Arkansas and Em's story on the creepy...
Listener Stories: Vol. 52
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy February! We've got DJ Love and DJ Cupid in the house... but we rewound live radio so we're actually not sure those are the final names we're go...
E208 Creepy Coats and a Party Lemon
31 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Lindas and tigers and bears... oh my! Episode 208 is brought to you by plain water, Em's bougie childhood and Xiinön's birth story. On the paranormal...
E207 The Return of the Plunger Fort and the Paranormal Gossip Mill
24 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 207 where we celebrate our podcast conception and the birth of Em's paranormal tabloid! Em takes us on a salacious journey through ...
E206 A Vengeful Lady Fish and Biscuits with Bear
17 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 206! This week we learn that hell hath no fury like a vengeful lady fish, or at least someone who's extremely into mermaids. Em cov...
E205 A Zero Gravity Wine Bra and a Coffee Date with Slender Man
10 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Be careful with your bread this year, everyone! It's episode 205 and we're already worried about what we could manifest even with just sandwich predic...
E204 This Year's Sandwich Predictions and the Old Synaprague
03 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy 2021 and episode 204! Christine has already met her quota of songs sung to Em, but don't worry she has more. This week we're starting the new ye...
Listener Stories: Vol. 51
01 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to 2021! We're only predicting sandwiches this time around. We decided to scale down our manifesting this year and just focus on food... remem...
E203 The Abdominal Snowman and Christmas on an Embered Ash
27 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Christmastime is here! It's episode 203 and our official holiday episode so whether you celebrate with Elf on a Shelf, Mensch on a Bench, Krampus on t...
E202 Spiritualist Chippendales and the Murder Situation Show
20 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Would we want to have our pants unbuttoned in a dark wardrobe by a bunch of spiritualists? We ponder this and many more hard hitting questions this we...
Listener Stories: Vol. 50
15 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our big 50th listener stories episode! In honor of such a milestone, we're covering the hard hitting topics you've always yearned to know m...
E201 Pi Day Advent Season and a Ouija Planchette Flasher
13 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 201 is one linguine all the way to the top! Mostly because we discover that if we die under strange circumstances and there's not a ouija boar...
E200 The Burbank Fish-Flopper and a Homicidal Rhombus
06 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 200 is finally here!! Can you even imagine a world in which Christine doesn't know Em is a clown?! Or that Em would be surprised that a member...
Listener Stories: Vol. 49
01 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy December, creeps and peeps! Did we request full moon stories? It sure seems like we did as we've got a whole fun batch of creepy, sweet and just...
E199 The Surgeon Sturgeon Named Spurgeon and Big Bert in the Million Acre Wood
29 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Always Christine, never the coroner... this week on episode 199 (wow, so close to 200!) we're still battling side effects of our new medications but a...
E198 The Chef's Kiss of Death and Some Juice Covered News
22 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 198 and we've got lots of juice covered news for you! For starters, we're getting so close to our 200th episode and we can't wait to shar...
Listener Stories: Vol. 48
15 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Starch Season again! We're back with another bonus listeners episode and, wow, do we have a peeling you'll like this one... believe it or not, w...
E197 Satan's Sourdough Starter and a Fainting Couch
15 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 197 and we're here to tell you, we don't know that goat and we've never seen that lizard before in our lives! Although we might have star...
E196 Pop Icon Werewolves and Christine's Trash Can Cocktail
08 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 196! It may be a little too on the snout, so to speak... because Em is covering the history of werewolves in the first of a two par...
Listener Stories: Vol. 47
01 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy starch season!! While it will always be spooky season in our hearts, time does tend to move forward so we're also getting ready to pass the cran...
E195 Frankenstein's Ding Dong and Haphazardly Fermented Kraut
01 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Xiinön is still in the room this week... so sue her! We're also pretty sure we're cursed so get ready for some spooky updates in episode 195! We're s...
E194 A Lisa Frank Ouija Board and Spider Egg Gum
25 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
HALLOWEEN IS HERE!! And Eva's currently calling a lawyer because episode 194 is so spooky, it might just be illegal. We're also worried Zak Bagans is ...
E193 An Afterlife Guard and a Rosé Colored Flag
18 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 193 where we're bringing you to both Hawaii and Alaska! First, Em tells us the creepy, cool story of the Night Marchers of Hawaii, ...
BONUS Listener Stories: Vol. 46
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise!! We're bringing you some extra spooky stories this Halloween season! Join us for this extra special, extra scary bonus episode filled with y...
E192 Comfy Chic and a Full Ass Exorcism
11 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Move the embalming fluid aside and get comfy! Because this week, episode 192 is ushering in the spooky season! Em gives us an old-school haunting with...
E191 Modern Trash and the Pantsless Burrito
04 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 191 is coming in hot, just like the luchador in Christine's story today! But first Em takes us on a bloodthirsty journey through the story of ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 45
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy spooky season, everyone!! We've got some WILD, seasonal tales for you today from your very own scary experiences... join us for a soaking wet se...
E190 An After-Life Reality Show and a Hypnosis Session Spec Script
27 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're not here to solve your migraines today, folks! We've got two wild rides to take you on in episode 190 (wow, we're getting close to 200)! First E...
E189 A Poultry Ghost and a Manasshole
20 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 189! The one in which we encounter a boat who may have been misgendered and then murdered everybody. Em takes us on a wild ride on ...
E188 A Ouija Board Lemon and Poetized Martinis
13 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
So cute, so fun, so demonic! Episode 188 is a big one because we've got a new lemon to introduce you to... it may or may not have followed Eva home af...
E187 Lydia Chlamydia and Father Macaroni
06 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hi there, are you peeling OK today? Because we're not sure we are... this week on episode 187 we're pretty sure the fake haunted doll we made up curse...
Listener Stories: Vol. 44
01 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy October! Wait, we mean September... right? Time might be all in our minds at this point but your listener stories sure are real! Thank you to ev...
E186 The Patron Saint of Porches and the Age of the Spinster
30 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for ghost brunch this weekend, won't you? For episode 186, Em's taking us to Charleston, South Carolina, specifically a local haunted brunch s...
E185 The Presence of Emothy and a Wine Glass Planchette
22 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
May we please introduce you to Emothy, Christopolis and Evatha! For episode 185, we're bringing you some randonauting updates and a sleep over that ma...
E184 Cheesecake Drunk and Dog Fashion Swimming
16 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready to rumble with some cheesecake this week! Episode 184 has us sugar high and waxing poetic about everything from Christine's cursed staircase...
E183 A Deeply Warped Tour and a Random Dan
09 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Boy, are Christine's arms tired this week... because she's back in LA! Join us for episode 183 and an in-person recording session that we can only cla...
E182 Meghan's Ghost Writer and a Glitter Tik Tok Box
02 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks for the snaps, sorry for the insult! This week we're talking Quarantine malaise and how books and teatime are helping. Em also takes us to Irel...
E43 Listeners Stories: Vol. 43
01 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy fall... we mean August (when are we, exactly?)! We're talking synchronicities today, and speaking of synchronicities, Em tells us about their fi...
E181 Upside Down Eyes and Tiny Doll Hand Shaped Bruises
26 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Cheers to the dolls! This week we're drinking because episode 181 is not just about one doll but a whole island full! That's right, Em is taking us to...
E180 An Alien Silver Fox and Skeleton ASMR
19 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're so close to the big two double oh! Join us for episode 180 where we promise to celebrate episode 200 by secretly flying to each other's houses w...
E179 Gio's Quantum Point and How to Spell Meghan Backwards
12 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for some Tik Tok adventures because this week we're "heavily inspired by chaos theory"! First, Christine gives us an update on the potential...
E178 Christine's News Network and a Confused Conflagration
05 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this week as Em continues to sit on their throne and Christine continues to project into the studio like the great Oz! Em takes us to Manila t...
Listener Stories: Vol. 42
01 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready... because this July we just might be astral projecting to the Cheesecake Factory! Join us for some Goose-Cam inducing astral projection sto...
E177 Gio's Burner Phone and a Very Slow Steamship Tour
28 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Yuck... we mean congratulations! This week we're reliving the glory days of our digital child Chremmett (Chremit?) and 4am sleepover madness. Em then ...
E176 A Cheesecake Business Meeting and a Pop Up Seance Night Club
21 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our husks are here to stay this week! We've got another jam-packed episode with Em covering the Watseka Wonder, either a possession or possibly the pr...
E175 A Ruined Candy Crush Score and a Birthday Jimmy Buffett
14 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're ruining both penguins and clubs in this week's jam-packed episode! Em brings us the history of the hacker group Anonymous and Christine covers t...
Podcast Blackout
07 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In light of this week’s demonstrations against racial violence and police brutality in America, it did not feel right for us to disregard the curren...
Listener Stories: Volume 41
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy birthday month to us! And to all you fellow Geminis out there. We've got some fun and spooky birthday-themed stories including a birthday cake c...
E174 A Diamond in the Wall and Untarnished Vibes
31 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're going full rhombus this week, everyone! We've got some life announcements and some wild stories as Em takes us back into the world of Harry Pric...
E173 Mongoose Cam and a New Gemini Icon
24 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Be sure to watch your chickens this week because Gef the Gemini, oh and spectral, Mongoose just might come after them! Em takes us all the way to the ...
E172 The Paranormal Cinematic Universe and a Cosmopolitan Globetrotter
17 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Everything happens for a reason... especially when you want an orange lava burst juice box! We're back on our game this week and, with the exception o...
E171 A Vegetarian Lake Monster and a Proud Consumptive
10 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
"Pour one out for Michael Scott, Juniper and Em's computer! We attempted to up our game and record video this week and accidentally crashed Em's compu...
E170 A La Croix Lobotomy and a Big Golden Eye
03 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Let there be fun! We've got a wild ride for you this week as we virtually travel to the southern hemisphere. First Em covers the extremely haunted and...
Listener Stories: Vol. 40
01 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy May, boozers and shakers! Get ready to white knuckle and buckle because it's the last month before Gemini season starts and we're already trying...
E169 An Uncooked Goose and a B-Side Conspiracy
26 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Have you eaten the uncooked goose? Don't worry, we'll let you know! This week Em takes us into the realm of reincarnation, past lives and ancient Egyp...
E168 Lemuria Studios and a Tarantula Millionaire
19 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Clothing is a construct this week! Join us for part two of Em's dive into Mount Shasta and the world of the Lemurians, where we discover an alien melt...
E167 The 69th Chakra and a Paranormal Insurance Family Plan Bundle
12 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Would the Teletubbies advise that? If so, maybe don't do it. Those are the words we live by now. We've got a super mystic episode for you today becaus...
E166 Banjo-less Banjo Lessons and Toddlers Learning How to Podcast
05 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Do objects just show up in your hands for no reason? Then you might be a Thornton! This week Em covers the spooky Thornton Heath Poltergeist and Chris...
Listener Stories: Vol. 39
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Day of the Fools! We completely forgot to do anything to fool you... or did we?! Is it too late to get Blaise and Allison to do the episode for ...
E165 Chaotic Riffing and Noodles All The Way To The Top
29 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for some whimsical, self-isolation chaos today! We're recording from afar for one of the first times ever and it's noodles all the way to th...
E164 A Cold-Toed Ghost and an Impromptu Ski Waxing
22 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Kitty Cat Corner! Where we fawn over Juniper and continue to be trapped by the Coronavirus. We hope you're all doing well! This week Em a...
E163 The Valedictorian of Space Camp and an Alien Princess
15 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the epicenter of Clorox! We're staying in this week and reporting from rainy Los Angeles. We're also so sorry for having to reschedule all ...
E162 A Gaga-Damn Delight and Sense of Crohdar
08 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're jumping ourselves right into some wormholes today because Em is covering the long awaited story of the Mandela Effect! Christine then covers the...
Listener Stories: Vol. 38
01 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy March, little fishes! It's Pisces season and we're bringing you some past life stories and chill ghost stories hot and fresh for ya! We also mig...
E161 Bald Anchovies and the Golden Birds
01 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Gather 'round all our little anchovies, are you ready for some stories?! Well, we may or may not have to Google ourselves first. This week Em brings u...