E54 THE ANNIVERSARY EPISODE
11 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
WELCOME TO THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! Thank you all for helping us get this far. We couldn’...
E53 The Perm of the Century and A Call to the Apron Factory
04 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s episode 53 and the gasp is back. This is maybe our scariest episode yet. Em covers Christine’...
Listener Stories: Vol. 12
01 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you guys for one whole year of great listener stories! We can hardly believe it. Tune in for s...
E52 A Reverse Pickpocket and There Goes Melinda
28 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready because who knows what the hell is going on in this episode. First off, Em covers the Fair...
E51 The One Where Ross Gets a Pager and a Moment of Silence for Google
21 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is a doozy. First, we find out Em’s post-life-tiny-house-minimalist agenda when Em co...
E50 Luvs ’N Laffs and an Alt-Right Turn
14 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
SASSY THE CLOWN IS BACK! In a big way. In episode 50, Em covers Loftus Hall, which is arguably Irela...
E49 Bananas in Pajamas and Your Friendly Local Kioskman
07 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a Flinstone/Jetson’s crossover! Em tells the podcast’s FIRST alien story, featuring Barne...
Listener Stories: Vol. 11
01 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year, everyone! If you're worried about staying up until midnight, these creepy af stories...
E48 The Island of Misfit Priests and the Easter Egg Rapist
31 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year from the future! Em tells the story of George Lukins (not Lucas), who was famous for ...
E47 A Boozy, Goat-Horned Menace and an Unwashed Cup
24 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Put on your “Satan regalia” and get ready to swipe right on the boozy menace more affectionately...
E46 Cinnamontown™ and Pastor Detective
17 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Froxing Day! This week Em and Christine discuss several disturbing stories, including the time...
E45 Excessive Murder and Miss Vatican
10 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 45, sometimes referred to as Sister Act 17 or Lizzie McGuire Goes to South Korea!...
E44 Turtle Tortoise and Frogger: lRL
03 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for episode 44! Em covers a restaurant in Florida, but before you get too excited, it’...
Listener Stories: Vol. 10
01 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Can you believe it’s our TENTH episode of listener stories?? And you guys did not disappoint. This...
E43 A Hell-Roaring Camp and a Chick-en-Training
26 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 43, Christine is the Internet’s Apprentice and Em puts the “ish” in Jew-ish. Em cov...
E42 The Eternal Bromance and Pretty Little Liars 3:16
19 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hi, I’m Peter! This is episode 42, in which Christine gyrates from side to side and Janet just can...
E41 Dr. Carrot and the Score of Yore
12 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s just say this episode is a little out of control. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Em talks...
E40 A Fashion-Forward Victorian Ghost and Workplace Triangulation
05 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Gio’s Birthday-sode! And listen. It’s a doozy. Em covers the Crescent Hotel in Eureka Spr...
Listener Stories: Vol. 9
02 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to listener stories, Halloween edition! We share an extra story or two before thanking our l...
E39 A Girl Named German and La La Land 1 ½
29 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Happy October 39th, where Christine doesn’t know exponents and Em doesn’t know calendars. Em tel...
E38 An Alli-Ghost and the Gilded Eleventh Ballroom
22 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
How are you peeling? Because it’s time for episode 38, in which Em throws Allison an epic birthday...
E37 Kyle Columbus and The Napoleon Complex but with Cannibalism
15 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks, Mr. Bagans. In episode 37, Em talks about a self-sabotaging building called the St. Augustin...
E36 A German Socialist Airbnb and a Myspace Lesbian Porno
08 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s episode 36, and Gio Horoscopes are back - you’re welcome, Scorpios - but first you have to ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 8
02 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s our eighth listener’s episode! I know we say this every month, but it’s one of our best y...
E35 A Popcorn Fortune and a Friend Named Squirrel
01 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s episode 35, and we still haven’t left our plunger tent. Lord help us. In this episode we di...
E34 A 200-lb Rat and the Dollar Store Plunger
24 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 34 is coming at you straight from our plunger fort! We’ve moved into the new “recording ...
E33 Coughin’ on Coffins and #WereTheBride
17 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The one and only Lisa Lampanelli joins us this week for an epic episode! Tune in to hear the Queen o...
E32 Father Beelzebub and 4,000 Salutes
10 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 32, we learn about the princes of hell and their love of philosophical chats. We also dis...
E31 Pretty Woman Status and the Paranormal Prairie Podcast
03 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 31, we quickly learn that this is not a history podcast, so leave your note-taking at the...
Listener Stories: Vol. 7
01 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Can you believe it's month seven of us reading your craziest ghost and hometown murder stories?! To ...
E30 Slagpot Wormwood and Em’s Nomadic Clown Life
27 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 30 doesn’t disappoint. It’s quite a doozy, so don’t say we didn’t warn you. Christin...
E29 Seasonally Employed Ghosts and the Scottish Tim McGraw
20 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Mercury’s in retrograde, guys…don’t say we didn’t warn you. We learn why Em doesn’t wear p...
E28 Fannie and the Floppy Disk
13 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We've arrived with our compact discs, haphazardly!Welcome to episode 28, in which we discuss Louisia...
E27 Mr. Carbunkle and A Science Class Murder
06 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 27! Christine and Linda meet (spoiler alert: there are fireworks), we learn about Chris...
Listener Stories: Vol. 6
02 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for our sixth episode of listener stories!Ugh, everything is about YOU GUYS, isn't it?Jk,...
E26 Homo-cidal Birdman and the Confessions of Shauna K.
30 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 26, featuring Alcatraz and serial killer Mark Twitchell! Christine’s phobia of ...
E25 Ghostly Frenemies and Alcala-ism
23 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We’re officially 25 episodes deep! Em tells us about all the ghosts of the White House. Christine ...
E24 A Ouija Board PSA and Lessons on Limes
16 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the smooth sounds of episode 24, in which Em and Christine most likely summon ZoZo the Ou...
E23 A Demon Named Adele and Oceans 11:06
09 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 23, Christine sees her first ghost (but her second proposal). We also have a special gues...
E22 Vicious Vices and a "Shaved Off" Shotgun
02 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's Em's Lucky Number 22! And she got judged by a criminal. In this episode we also learn that Em a...
Listener Stories: Vol. 5
02 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks for scaring the pants off us in our fifth listener's episode, guys. The stories this month ar...
E21 Four Pounds of Uneaten Bacon and A Deeply Holy-Some Blonde
25 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Take a trip with us down the extremely windy road of episode 21, in which Em compares Christine’s ...
E20 Fun Times in the Body Chute and Em’s Hairy Torso
18 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
You’ve asked, you’ve begged, you’ve pleaded…and we finally succumbed to your requests - epis...
E19 A Great View of the DMV and There’s No Such Thing as a Fun Best Friend Murder
11 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 19, in which we learn that there’s no such thing as a fun best friend murder. P...
E18 An Even Worse Eyeball Story and the Adventures of Captain Midnight
04 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
DISCLAIMER: this episode is very graphic. And very disturbing.Em must have known Christine was tired...
Listener Stories: Vol. 4
01 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your drink and lock your doors. Volume 4 is here! In this month’s listeners episode, we tha...
E17 Flo & Frankenstein and Christine Has Another Stroke
29 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Goodbye, Australian listeners! In episode 17, Em and Christine butcher Australian accents while sing...
E16 Horse Grunts and the 1900s Policeman Who Was Also a Scarf Person
21 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
“Lesbians, Incest, Murder, LET’S GO!” - Christine, trying to get you excited about her story. ...
E15 A Sample of Our Outhouse and Catfished by Lucifer
14 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s episode 15, and Em and Christine TOTALLY know that, despite what they may or may not have sai...
E14 The Old School House of Pies and Freud’s Field Day
07 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
“Meet us at the Monte V!” In this episode, Em tells Christine all about the haunted Hotel Monte ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 3
01 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
BUCKLE UP. It’s time for your third episode of listener stories. You guys bring the heat and scare...
E13 The Cincinnati Mobsters and a PSA for Samsung
30 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Lucky number 13! Em and Christine discuss the disturbing hauntings at Bobby Mackey’s Music World a...
E12 The 300-Year-Old Drama Queen and the Bitchy 7th Grader
23 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to ep. 12! Em tells Christine about the “Chair of Death” and its super-dramatic owner, w...
E11 A Drunk Pandora’s Box and How to Play the Elevator Game
16 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 11 features a haunted wine cabinet, AKA Christine’s dream come true, as well as one of the...
E10 Annabelle the Doll-y Parton Impersonator and the Tap Water Scammer
09 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Come celebrate episode 10 with us! We’ve got the story of Annabelle the (extremely creepy) Doll an...
E9 The Wandering Cowboy and the Pregnancy Pact, but for Boys
02 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 9, Em tells Christine about the Sallie House, botched surgeries, hoofprints, Gateway to H...
Listener Stories: Vol. 2
01 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In the second episode of listener stories, Em and Christine read some of the creepiest lisetener sub...
E8 Our First Fight and Franzia Stains…or Blood?
26 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 8 has arrived! Em tells Christine about the Queen Mary (and is pretty pissed that Christine ...
E7 A Menorah Made of Lava and the Jerry Springer of Germany
19 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
EPISODE 7 IS HERE. Em tells Christine about the terrifying Eastern State Penitentiary and all its gh...
E6 The Human Hair Version and the Worst Social Studies Class Ever
12 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 6, Em watches Christine’s mind explode over the notorious story of Robert the Doll. Chr...
E5 The “Creepy Little Thing” and a Journey of Self-Destruction
05 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 5, Em and Christine have a casual chat about the poltergeist that tortured the Smurl fami...
Listener Stories: Vol. 1
01 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In one of the creepiest episodes yet, Christine and Em read real-life paranormal and true crime sto...
E4 Demon Pigs and a Call from Tamara
26 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode Em and Christine discuss the notorious Amityville Haunting and the unsolved...
E3 Paranormal Bitchslaps and the Body Examiners
19 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Get your drinks ready. In episode 3 Em talks about a poltergeist legend from Southern folklore, the ...
E2 Clotheseline Cookies and the Lone Band-Aid
15 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In episode two, Em and Christine discuss the insanely haunted Whaley House in San Diego and the just...
E1 Francis Ford “Cupola” and the Off-Brand Kool-Aid
09 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Get your wine and milkshakes ready - it’s time for the first episode of And That’s Why We Drink!...