Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
22 Jan 2025
YERR, Flagrant is back and we're breaking down everything going on in Trump's America! Elon's interesting hand movements, Melania's fits, Biden's last minute Pardons, DOGE's most recent departure, all that and much much more. INDULGE 00:00 Inauguration Rant 1:08 Elon's "Roman Salute" + Just Acknowledge it! 8:31 Akaash in DC + Never seen White People this happy 12:55 Zuckerberg's PEEK, Billionaires kiss the ring + H-1Bs 18:18 Melania could dress better? Fetterman is performative 20:51 Rig Election, Trouble in paradise + $Melania 26:14 Barron's Aura, Jewish Aliens? Illuminati gang signs 31:37 Trump didn't swear on the Bible + Make paper now 34:32 Biden pardoning EVERYONE but why Fauci? 42:34 Vaccine induced fat t**s + JUMP 45:12 Trump pardoning Jan 6 peeps + Just tap dance 48:44 Vivek being kicked out of DOGE + too radical? 56:24 Gov. employees got JFK & MLK + say what you want 58:19 Only 2 genders is progressive + Rejecting ridiculousness 1:10:50 Attending inauguration makes me seem one-sided 1:15:33 Trump saving TikTok, Chinese AI + Pro-Palestine being weaponised? 1:23:05 Silicon Valley is US utility + Compete not clamp down 1:27:51 Trump loves deals, Biden going out bad + ObamaCare 1:36:15 Switching reward systems 1:40:48 Reading the Bible, Who has the most fun? Greek Maths 1:47:33 College Football, Eagles might win + Australian Open 1:54:34 Jeter & Schulz captaining at Reserve Cup 1:58:40 Mark needs to play again 1:59:51 YMCA was inclusive 2:01:12 Patreon Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The inauguration, or as Republicans call it, Magaluth the King Day, was this week, and the event was A-list. Schindler's, to be exact. Looks like Tesla's out and Volkswagen is in. Musk got in front of a crowd, went full swatistic, and confirmed every liberal cuck conspiracy theorist's worst nightmare. Elon is a Nazi astronaut.
Buzz Reich here has taken control of our country, and you know how many Jews he wants to kill? To infinity and beyond. Let's just be grateful he didn't say that disgusting N-word. Newsome. Elon wasn't the only blissful billionaire at the event. We learned that Zuckerberg can look you in the eyes if that's your bra size. To be fair, they reminded him of Silicon Valley. God bless you, Bezos.
You are amazing at delivering prime brown box. Speaking of billionaire wives, Melania was absolutely stunning. She looked like Carmen Sandiego was trying to steal Greenland. John Fetterman, on the other hand, dressed like it was two-for-one lap dance. at the Gaza Strip Club. John, the invite that said wear your hood was for the after party. Yeah.
Anyway, there's plenty more to discuss, so let's start the show. Hey. All right. Okay. I like that. That was fair. I like that. You like that? Yeah, I like that one. I thought that, listen. Son, I give you my heart, bro. Oh, dude. I gave you my heart, bro. Put that camera on Duff right now. Every time Alex gives me his heart. Yo, Duff, I gave you my heart, bro. You got a little pussy.
It was too much. Doing it at a Jew makes it a little different. Yeah, it makes it a little different. Okay, so what do you guys think of Elon having his little spastic moment?
I don't. Isn't this like a super pro-Israel administration? I just don't think they hate Jews like that. Oh, no, no. Okay, let's clarify something. I think he's just autistic.
Yeah, they don't hate Jews at all. If it was anti-black, maybe we got a thing. He's South African, but anti-Jew, they're like a big pro.
I don't think he was actually doing it. Here's the shit that annoys me. And this is what Democrats do all the fucking time. They just like defend absurd shit. And that's what exhausts us. I think that's why the trans thing is a big issue. I don't even think anybody gives a fuck about trans. It's just the most absurd and obvious thing.
And I feel people are going like, all right, well, you'll acknowledge this is weird. Like, you know, trans girls competing against normal girls. That's a little unfair. And they won't even acknowledge it. So Republicans just got to go, yo. That was some goofy shit he did. Yes. Okay, we can't let him out in front of people. He spends all day in a basement, you know, working on electricity.
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