Johnny Pemberton!

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What promotional items are available for the 4th of July?

H. Foley 0:00
Gang, Tootie's got a limited 4th of July drop coming at you. We got some nice t-shirts. Show up to the barbecue looking fresh, clean, and patriotic.
Kevin Ryan 0:09
Yeah, don't be a bozo. Available at rugarbage.com while supplies last. Happy 4th of July.
H. Foley 0:15
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Hey, yeah. It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a group to be classy. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Tate Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day.

What is the premise of the podcast Are You Garbage?

H. Foley 0:31
We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She's upstairs laying into a roto. Okay. Eating like a goddamn raptor, I'll tell you that. No fork, no knife, just going after it. Uh-huh. My co-host coming in from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage, a bit of an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. I don't care who knows it. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James, Ryan, everybody.
Kevin Ryan 0:52
Hey, what's up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are climbing the frigging charts. Oh, yeah. I tell you that right now. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all your frigging bonus content, gang.
H. Foley 1:12
Yes, sir. And, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest. here with us today for the first time. He is a very funny, very successful, very talented stand-up comedian and actor. You might have seen him in, but not limited to. You got 21 and 22 Jump Street. You got The Watch. You got Bob's Burgers. You got Kroll Show, Ant-Man, Give the Kid a Whopper. You got Neighbors 2, Superstore, Weird, Bad Thoughts, Fallout, of course. He's on tour right now. He's going to be in the upcoming season, season three of Fallout. And he's got a brand new movie out on VOD called Mermaid. Give it up for Johnny Pemberton, everybody.
Johnny Pemberton 1:44
Oh, my God.
H. Foley 1:45
Look at you.
Johnny Pemberton 1:46
Oh, that was like, I've never had an intro like that. That was everything.
Kevin Ryan 1:50
Welcome to the show.
Johnny Pemberton 1:51
I think that was more than I have. No, you can't get plenty more.
Kevin Ryan 1:54
We throw in a couple of fake ones.
H. Foley 1:55
99 appearances in film and television.
Johnny Pemberton 1:58
Yeah, but you know what? Some of that is like barely, it shouldn't be there. A couple of shorts in there.
H. Foley 2:02
Sure, John, you can start somewhere.
Johnny Pemberton 2:04
Yeah, there's like stuff on there that I couldn't watch it if I asked like 20 people. Where is this thing? Where is that? It's like somehow they got an IMDB, but it's like a thing we shot in an alleyway in Tarzana. We're like, you know, like avoiding porn stars driving us over and stuff.
H. Foley 2:21
Give us the backstory. I've been talking like you're from Boston. Johnny Pemberton. Yeah, you got a good Boston name. Right feel for the socks.
Johnny Pemberton 2:26
But that's not the case.

Who is Johnny Pemberton and what are his notable works?

Johnny Pemberton 2:27
No, not Boston. I wish, man. That's the one accent I just cannot do. Really? Yeah. That's it. What can you do? All the other ones.
You name it, I got it.
Johnny Pemberton 2:36
Let me hear your British. Oh, well, that's, what kind of British do you want? Do you want like a Cockney?
This kid's a thespian.
Johnny Pemberton 2:41
Do you want like a high? Give me a high, give me a high. Okay, hold on a second here. It takes a second. You have to find the word that gets you in there. Of course. I say, young chaps here, are you having a podcast? Is that right? That's him. Well, well, if you're having a little bit of a laptop there, you're right. I say, not for me, actually. Very good. Very nice to meet you. That's kind of an extinct accent, though.
H. Foley 3:10
There we go. It's all coming together, right? I like it.
Johnny Pemberton 3:13
Okay.
H. Foley 3:14
So, Minnesota kid.
Johnny Pemberton 3:15
Minnesota.
Kevin Ryan 3:16
Rochester, Minnesota.
Johnny Pemberton 3:17
There's two of them? Jesus Christ. Well, Rochester, Minnesota is very different than Rochester, New York. Okay. Yeah. It's the home of the Mayo Clinic. Very nice. I can't believe I'm wearing a fucking Minnesota t-shirt. There you go. Let me think about that.
Kevin Ryan 3:29
You just got off a postcard with it.
Johnny Pemberton 3:31
Yeah. Hey, guys. Oh, I'm here. I'm here to talk about Minnesota.

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