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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Johnny Pemberton!

22 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What promotional items are available for the 4th of July?

0.149 - 8.97 H. Foley

Gang, Tootie's got a limited 4th of July drop coming at you. We got some nice t-shirts. Show up to the barbecue looking fresh, clean, and patriotic.

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9.07 - 14.563 Kevin Ryan

Yeah, don't be a bozo. Available at rugarbage.com while supplies last. Happy 4th of July.

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15.083 - 30.984 H. Foley

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Hey, yeah. It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a group to be classy. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Tate Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day.

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Chapter 2: What is the premise of the podcast Are You Garbage?

31.004 - 49.912 H. Foley

We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She's upstairs laying into a roto. Okay. Eating like a goddamn raptor, I'll tell you that. No fork, no knife, just going after it. Uh-huh. My co-host coming in from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage, a bit of an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. I don't care who knows it.

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49.932 - 52.396 H. Foley

Give it up for KJ, Kevin James, Ryan, everybody.

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52.416 - 72.254 Kevin Ryan

Hey, what's up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are climbing the frigging charts. Oh, yeah. I tell you that right now. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all your frigging bonus content, gang.

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72.274 - 88.612 H. Foley

Yes, sir. And, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest. here with us today for the first time. He is a very funny, very successful, very talented stand-up comedian and actor. You might have seen him in, but not limited to. You got 21 and 22 Jump Street. You got The Watch. You got Bob's Burgers.

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88.632 - 104.586 H. Foley

You got Kroll Show, Ant-Man, Give the Kid a Whopper. You got Neighbors 2, Superstore, Weird, Bad Thoughts, Fallout, of course. He's on tour right now. He's going to be in the upcoming season, season three of Fallout. And he's got a brand new movie out on VOD called Mermaid. Give it up for Johnny Pemberton, everybody.

104.666 - 105.506 Johnny Pemberton

Oh, my God.

105.587 - 106.127 H. Foley

Look at you.

106.107 - 110.476 Johnny Pemberton

Oh, that was like, I've never had an intro like that. That was everything.

110.536 - 111.197 Kevin Ryan

Welcome to the show.

Chapter 3: Who is Johnny Pemberton and what are his notable works?

147.656 - 154.963 Johnny Pemberton

No, not Boston. I wish, man. That's the one accent I just cannot do. Really? Yeah. That's it. What can you do? All the other ones.

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155.665 - 156.567

You name it, I got it.

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156.587 - 160.939 Johnny Pemberton

Let me hear your British. Oh, well, that's, what kind of British do you want? Do you want like a Cockney?

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160.959 - 161.681

This kid's a thespian.

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161.741 - 187.403 Johnny Pemberton

Do you want like a high? Give me a high, give me a high. Okay, hold on a second here. It takes a second. You have to find the word that gets you in there. Of course. I say, young chaps here, are you having a podcast? Is that right? That's him. Well, well, if you're having a little bit of a laptop there, you're right. I say, not for me, actually. Very good. Very nice to meet you.

188.385 - 190.227 Johnny Pemberton

That's kind of an extinct accent, though.

190.247 - 193.691 H. Foley

There we go. It's all coming together, right? I like it.

193.711 - 194.011 Johnny Pemberton

Okay.

194.211 - 195.373 H. Foley

So, Minnesota kid.

Chapter 4: What was Johnny Pemberton's family background and upbringing like?

246.504 - 255.355 H. Foley

What? I thought you were from L.A. Eh. You don't know Marvin? Marvin. Marvin the restaurant in L.A.? No, are you serious? Tell him I know you.

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256.056 - 258.919 Kevin Ryan

I'll throw you out. He just got so serious.

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258.939 - 266.99 Johnny Pemberton

What? Am I going to get beat up by some guy? It's like the code word. Oh, this guy's not one of us. We don't know him. He's not one of our guys.

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267.01 - 269.713 H. Foley

It's some trendy joint in L.A. that we go to when we're out there.

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269.693 - 273.963 Johnny Pemberton

and always end up embarrassing myself. I actually don't know about that. I don't know about that kind of stuff at all.

273.983 - 276.449 Kevin Ryan

I'm really not like... We only know that one place.

276.469 - 295.366 Johnny Pemberton

You keep a low pro out there. Well, I go to restaurants here. Uh-huh. But I don't go to restaurants in L.A. really. No kidding. I mean, I'll go to restaurants, but not like, you know, the restaurant scene. Uh-huh. You're not hanging out at the Grove? I'm not hanging out. I'm going through. I'm popping through. With Wilder, yeah. With Wilder. Me and my German friend.

296.467 - 298.17 H. Foley

Who was with you out in Minnesota? Mom, dad?

298.55 - 309.945 Johnny Pemberton

Yeah, I had a mom and a dad growing up. Kids are all right. Mom and dad, I have a younger brother and two younger sisters. Okay. So I'm the oldest of four. No kidding. Yeah.

Chapter 5: What are the dining preferences of the speakers?

2284.897 - 2285.738 H. Foley

Well, you have to.

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2285.798 - 2288.881 Johnny Pemberton

You have to make the minimum. So I bought some. I was like.

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2288.961 - 2294.045 Kevin Ryan

What did you want? Did you want the wings or did you want the chicken and rice? I want the chicken and rice. You wanted the chicken and rice.

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2294.165 - 2294.726 Johnny Pemberton

Yeah, something basic.

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2294.746 - 2295.607 Kevin Ryan

Get some wings.

2295.627 - 2301.912 Johnny Pemberton

I was like, oh, I didn't make the minimum, so I'll get some. Throw in a wing kicker. Get six wings. Six buffalo wings.

2301.953 - 2312.646 H. Foley

Now, here's the trashy thing that I think. You do double chicken. You do chicken and rice and chicken wings. I would have got lamb or beef on the menu. You do double chicken? Rhode Island lamb?

2312.686 - 2313.708 Johnny Pemberton

I don't want to eat lamb.

2313.728 - 2320.744 H. Foley

At a Hampton Inn? Yeah. Okay, I'll give you that. I'm with you on that. If I can't see where it's coming from, I'm not going to get it. What do you mean? Like, coming at you?

Chapter 6: How does Johnny Pemberton feel about his dietary restrictions?

2356.045 - 2357.347 Kevin Ryan

The wings got you.

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2357.607 - 2371.846 Johnny Pemberton

They got me. I think it's the worst I've been burned in maybe 10 or 15 years, actually. You never had that happen? No, yeah. Probably. Probably too much. 100%. A hot exit. Yeah. Oh, man. That shit. But that shit is a different kind of pain.

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2371.946 - 2373.629 H. Foley

Make your mouth whistle. Make your butthole scream.

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2373.649 - 2377.033 Kevin Ryan

There's a lot of nerve ending down there. Yeah.

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2377.093 - 2377.173 Johnny Pemberton

Man.

2377.193 - 2380.698 Kevin Ryan

And they don't like the hot sauce. I'll tell you that much. So bad.

2380.838 - 2381.379 Johnny Pemberton

On food.

2382.521 - 2399.064 Kevin Ryan

Go ahead. Yeah, let's say you didn't order the takeout, and they have that little snack shack there. They have it at the two-star hotels. At those hotels. What do you like? Do you like a snack there? What do you do? You come in, you've been drinking in a field all day. Your phone's dead.

2399.084 - 2400.926 H. Foley

Gummy bears. You're going for the ice cream.

Chapter 7: What experiences does Johnny share about his travels?

2420.622 - 2421.924 Johnny Pemberton

I agree. There should be. Of course.

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2421.944 - 2422.685 Kevin Ryan

I should be able to get.

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2422.705 - 2424.288 Johnny Pemberton

There's like a local restaurant.

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2424.408 - 2424.749 Kevin Ryan

Yeah.

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2424.849 - 2435.246 Johnny Pemberton

Not this like, oh, you want a fucking piece of shit ramen package to microwave in your room, asshole? That's what it is now. I think they say that to you. That's what they're saying to you. Sure. Sure.

2435.526 - 2455.06 Kevin Ryan

People get a steak and a baked potato brought to the room at midnight. I also never knew. We didn't stay in hotels a lot growing up. And I only, I thought every hotel, until we started like touring, I thought every hotel you could get room service. Yeah. You'd be like, hey, send up the chicken fingers. That's gone. It is. There's an episode of Sopranos.

2455.04 - 2457.203 Johnny Pemberton

I literally just quoted it.

2458.145 - 2460.969 H. Foley

Right. You can send up a couple of steaks and mashed potatoes.

2460.989 - 2462.171 Johnny Pemberton

But that's that episode, right?

Chapter 8: How does Johnny Pemberton view class and money?

2527.541 - 2529.023 H. Foley

Strong verbiage, I guess.

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2529.063 - 2534.632 Kevin Ryan

Just ask you to get out of the house a little more, that's all. I'm not saying it can't be the only thing you watch. It can't be what you do all day.

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2534.792 - 2536.855 H. Foley

It's one of man's greatest achievements.

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2536.875 - 2537.296 Kevin Ryan

It is, really.

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2537.316 - 2538.237 H. Foley

I honestly feel that way.

2538.338 - 2547.612 Kevin Ryan

Yeah, it's so incredibly great. And a telephone, huh? And a mail clinic, obviously. Dr. Pemberton. I'd like to thank BMW for the $750.

2547.732 - 2566.613 Johnny Pemberton

But I watched that show so recently. Like for me, I avoided it for a long time because I thought it was like super violent for some reason. And it is obviously really violent, but I think I'm really happy that I waited so long to watch it because I think I wouldn't have appreciated it as much. Sure. If I watched it when it came out, I think I would not have liked it as much.

2566.893 - 2567.815 H. Foley

I love this guy.

2568.756 - 2570.94 Johnny Pemberton

I love him. All right, guys, I'm done.

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