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Chapter 1: What promotional items are available for the 4th of July?
Gang, Tootie's got a limited 4th of July drop coming at you. We got some nice t-shirts. Show up to the barbecue looking fresh, clean, and patriotic.
Yeah, don't be a bozo. Available at rugarbage.com while supplies last. Happy 4th of July.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Hey, yeah. It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a group to be classy. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Tate Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
Chapter 2: What is the premise of the podcast Are You Garbage?
We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She's upstairs laying into a roto. Okay. Eating like a goddamn raptor, I'll tell you that. No fork, no knife, just going after it. Uh-huh. My co-host coming in from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage, a bit of an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. I don't care who knows it.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James, Ryan, everybody.
Hey, what's up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are climbing the frigging charts. Oh, yeah. I tell you that right now. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all your frigging bonus content, gang.
Yes, sir. And, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest. here with us today for the first time. He is a very funny, very successful, very talented stand-up comedian and actor. You might have seen him in, but not limited to. You got 21 and 22 Jump Street. You got The Watch. You got Bob's Burgers.
You got Kroll Show, Ant-Man, Give the Kid a Whopper. You got Neighbors 2, Superstore, Weird, Bad Thoughts, Fallout, of course. He's on tour right now. He's going to be in the upcoming season, season three of Fallout. And he's got a brand new movie out on VOD called Mermaid. Give it up for Johnny Pemberton, everybody.
Oh, my God.
Look at you.
Oh, that was like, I've never had an intro like that. That was everything.
Welcome to the show.
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Chapter 3: Who is Johnny Pemberton and what are his notable works?
No, not Boston. I wish, man. That's the one accent I just cannot do. Really? Yeah. That's it. What can you do? All the other ones.
You name it, I got it.
Let me hear your British. Oh, well, that's, what kind of British do you want? Do you want like a Cockney?
This kid's a thespian.
Do you want like a high? Give me a high, give me a high. Okay, hold on a second here. It takes a second. You have to find the word that gets you in there. Of course. I say, young chaps here, are you having a podcast? Is that right? That's him. Well, well, if you're having a little bit of a laptop there, you're right. I say, not for me, actually. Very good. Very nice to meet you.
That's kind of an extinct accent, though.
There we go. It's all coming together, right? I like it.
Okay.
So, Minnesota kid.
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Chapter 4: What was Johnny Pemberton's family background and upbringing like?
What? I thought you were from L.A. Eh. You don't know Marvin? Marvin. Marvin the restaurant in L.A.? No, are you serious? Tell him I know you.
I'll throw you out. He just got so serious.
What? Am I going to get beat up by some guy? It's like the code word. Oh, this guy's not one of us. We don't know him. He's not one of our guys.
It's some trendy joint in L.A. that we go to when we're out there.
and always end up embarrassing myself. I actually don't know about that. I don't know about that kind of stuff at all.
I'm really not like... We only know that one place.
You keep a low pro out there. Well, I go to restaurants here. Uh-huh. But I don't go to restaurants in L.A. really. No kidding. I mean, I'll go to restaurants, but not like, you know, the restaurant scene. Uh-huh. You're not hanging out at the Grove? I'm not hanging out. I'm going through. I'm popping through. With Wilder, yeah. With Wilder. Me and my German friend.
Who was with you out in Minnesota? Mom, dad?
Yeah, I had a mom and a dad growing up. Kids are all right. Mom and dad, I have a younger brother and two younger sisters. Okay. So I'm the oldest of four. No kidding. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What are the dining preferences of the speakers?
Well, you have to.
You have to make the minimum. So I bought some. I was like.
What did you want? Did you want the wings or did you want the chicken and rice? I want the chicken and rice. You wanted the chicken and rice.
Yeah, something basic.
Get some wings.
I was like, oh, I didn't make the minimum, so I'll get some. Throw in a wing kicker. Get six wings. Six buffalo wings.
Now, here's the trashy thing that I think. You do double chicken. You do chicken and rice and chicken wings. I would have got lamb or beef on the menu. You do double chicken? Rhode Island lamb?
I don't want to eat lamb.
At a Hampton Inn? Yeah. Okay, I'll give you that. I'm with you on that. If I can't see where it's coming from, I'm not going to get it. What do you mean? Like, coming at you?
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Chapter 6: How does Johnny Pemberton feel about his dietary restrictions?
The wings got you.
They got me. I think it's the worst I've been burned in maybe 10 or 15 years, actually. You never had that happen? No, yeah. Probably. Probably too much. 100%. A hot exit. Yeah. Oh, man. That shit. But that shit is a different kind of pain.
Make your mouth whistle. Make your butthole scream.
There's a lot of nerve ending down there. Yeah.
Man.
And they don't like the hot sauce. I'll tell you that much. So bad.
On food.
Go ahead. Yeah, let's say you didn't order the takeout, and they have that little snack shack there. They have it at the two-star hotels. At those hotels. What do you like? Do you like a snack there? What do you do? You come in, you've been drinking in a field all day. Your phone's dead.
Gummy bears. You're going for the ice cream.
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Chapter 7: What experiences does Johnny share about his travels?
I agree. There should be. Of course.
I should be able to get.
There's like a local restaurant.
Yeah.
Not this like, oh, you want a fucking piece of shit ramen package to microwave in your room, asshole? That's what it is now. I think they say that to you. That's what they're saying to you. Sure. Sure.
People get a steak and a baked potato brought to the room at midnight. I also never knew. We didn't stay in hotels a lot growing up. And I only, I thought every hotel, until we started like touring, I thought every hotel you could get room service. Yeah. You'd be like, hey, send up the chicken fingers. That's gone. It is. There's an episode of Sopranos.
I literally just quoted it.
Right. You can send up a couple of steaks and mashed potatoes.
But that's that episode, right?
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Chapter 8: How does Johnny Pemberton view class and money?
Strong verbiage, I guess.
Just ask you to get out of the house a little more, that's all. I'm not saying it can't be the only thing you watch. It can't be what you do all day.
It's one of man's greatest achievements.
It is, really.
I honestly feel that way.
Yeah, it's so incredibly great. And a telephone, huh? And a mail clinic, obviously. Dr. Pemberton. I'd like to thank BMW for the $750.
But I watched that show so recently. Like for me, I avoided it for a long time because I thought it was like super violent for some reason. And it is obviously really violent, but I think I'm really happy that I waited so long to watch it because I think I wouldn't have appreciated it as much. Sure. If I watched it when it came out, I think I would not have liked it as much.
I love this guy.
I love him. All right, guys, I'm done.
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