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Chapter 1: What embarrassing moment does Tom Segura share?
Hey, gang, check out this short clip from the Route 66 tour on our YouTube page. I'm not even lying, I just shit my pants.
What happened at the garage? Hey, how are you? You guys have a bathroom?
You saw that, huh?
I'm curious as to what do you want to get out in front of this thing?
These are dangerous questions. Are those the shorts you were wearing? Unfortunately, they are. That's fucking disgusting.
Hang on.
Unless you were wearing plastic underwear, which I do not think you wear.
It didn't go through. No, dude, that's insane. I'm telling you, it did not get to the outer layer. What you may know as the upper atmosphere. It stayed within the molten core of the butt cheek. The underwear, on the other hand, didn't make it.
Thank you. You're welcome.
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Chapter 2: How do Kevin and Tom feel about bathroom etiquette?
I don't know why you think you're offended.
You look sharp. Not that you know I would disrespect you.
I made fun of your little boy t-shirt. You got your hall pass on you?
I should. I should. I should have a hall pass to wear this fucking t-shirt.
Back to my original question. Now that you are slimmed up and stuff like that and you're coming into your final form, are you... How did you come across that shirt? Or where are you getting your clothes?
Are you a shopper? I've had two things done where, like, I go out and, yeah, I just walk into stores and I just get things that I just grab.
You try stuff on? You go in the fitting room?
Sometimes. Not always. Sometimes I just hold it up and I'm like, this seems right. And then sometimes I go, this was a huge mistake. I should have tried this on.
Is this sporadically or is this like, okay, it's a shopping day?
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