Menu
Sign In Search Podcasts Charts People & Topics Add Podcast API Blog Pricing
Podcast Image

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Supermarket Edition w/ Kippy & Foley!

03 Feb 2025

Transcription

Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?

157.474 - 180.193 H. Foley

Some of these markets or cities we're doing during the week, so we can't add a second show, so we're sticking and moving, so get them while they last. Got goddamn work in the morning. Woo, doggie. All tickets available at rugarbage.com. There you go. Yeah. Got the website, everything. Shoot. Still pretty good. Doing all right. We got a $9 a month website cooking. Shout out to it.

0

180.453 - 184.34 H. Foley

We know what we're doing. I get in there and start coding. What is the server fee on that?

0

184.701 - 185.082 John Smith

I don't know.

0

185.649 - 190.214

Is it nine bucks? I don't know. Because I still have a MySite account.

0

190.674 - 200.665 H. Foley

I don't even know what the MySite. MySite. Is that where it's like email me at henriettefoley.me or whatever? That's like Mac does that? I've never trusted that.

201.365 - 209.891

I never emailed anybody with a Mac address. Yeah. When I first got my first and only computer back in 2006.

210.111 - 222.478 H. Foley

That's your first and only computer you've ever owned was that one. That at one point ran the company. Ran the early stages of the brain trust of Foley and Ryan Enterprises.

222.498 - 228.921

2006 Mac OS X. Bought it in 2018. 17 inch. My dad bought it for me.

230.223 - 243.434 H. Foley

Wait, okay. You were pushing 30 at that point. Sure. That was over 30. You're going to get your feet. This is him helping you start your artistic venture.

Chapter 2: What are the hosts' thoughts on supermarkets?

931.101 - 955.461 H. Foley

Saw my first pair of tits behind the market, drank my first beer up there, swiped my first bottle of Robo-Dustin' and Robo-Tripped up there, caught my first teeter up there, smooched my first bird. Saw my first fist fight, smoked weed for the first time. Hell, I even got a job at the Safeway and ended up getting my first hernia while working there. That's full circle. That's goddamn what?

0

955.481 - 975.672 H. Foley

That's the whole series of the Wonder Years right there. That's everything. This guy saw tits before he kissed a girl. At least that's what he ordered. That's like if they are very, you know, for a lot of kids, if you grew up in the suburbs, hanging out at a shopping center, skating, it's like that was kind of the anchor to where you were hanging. Spent a lot of time around there.

0

975.692 - 978.894 H. Foley

You know what I mean? Yeah. Especially the back. Out in the back.

0

979.474 - 996.965

Man, I told we used to be about 10 feet of asphalt, like a little driveway. I love driving behind a shopping center like that. Cutting across. It feels dangerous when you're doing it. But then it's got to have about 10 feet of that. Then the woods. Yeah, there's some sort of tractor trailer or something back there.

0

996.985 - 1017.978 H. Foley

Yeah, a set of train tracks that don't run anymore. Man, we used to. That's where life goes down. Skateboarding. We weren't that good at skaters, but we'd end up at a shopping center. We were good at dumpster diving, though. Yeah, we were. And just, dude, I mean, finding those big, long, fluorescent light bulbs, wailing on each other with them, because that's what's in supermarkets.

1018.018 - 1023.1 H. Foley

So there'd be, like, a box of 15. And, man, as, like, a 12-year-old kid finding that shit.

1023.48 - 1035.465

We never really got harassed back behind the little strip mall, behind the Aloha Inn and Joe's Pizza and all that stuff. There was never that, like, cat. I'm out of here. I'm going to whatever.

1035.485 - 1041.747 H. Foley

That was cool. We were skating. So that was like very, yeah, I'm skating. All the signs were saying no skateboarding.

1041.767 - 1045.408

Remember how anti-skateboarding they were in the mid-90s and early 2000s?

Chapter 3: What memories do the hosts have of growing up near supermarkets?

1048.029 - 1052.453

The fuck were you guys doing? Smoking cigs and weed. Were you causing trouble?

0

1052.493 - 1065.93 H. Foley

Were you breaking shit? Visually, you don't look great. You got the long hair. You're hanging out with guys with long hair. You're smoking a cig. You're loitering. You're not contributing to the shopping center.

0

1065.99 - 1087.348

Kev, let's talk about DraftKings, baby. Go, Birds! Gang, we're not talking about the itty-bitty teeny-weeny bowl. We're talking about Super Bowl 59. The Birds versus the Chief. Get your bets in now. And as you know, scoring touchdowns is the key to hoisting the Vince Lombardi trophy. And you have a shot to score big by betting them on DraftKings Sportsbook, the number one place to bet touchdowns.

0

1087.388 - 1094.333

DraftKings customers can... Bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly. That ain't nothing to shake a stick at, baby.

0

1094.733 - 1120.55 H. Foley

Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use the code AYG. That's code AYG for new customers to get $200 in bonus bets instantly, daddy-o. When you bet just $5, only on DraftKings Sportsbooks, the crown is yours. If you got a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER. In New York, call 877-8-HOPE-NY or text HOPE-NY, which is 467-369. If you're in Connecticut, help is available.

1120.63 - 1148.792 H. Foley

For problem gambling, call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org. Please play responsibly on behalf of Boot Hill Casino and Resort Kansas. 21 plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Voted in Ontario. New customers only. Bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see dkng.co. Do it. Yeah. Okay, let's talk about HelloFresh, baby.

1148.892 - 1167.59

HelloFresh. Gang, with HelloFresh, you can get farm-fresh pre-portioned ingredients and seasoned recipes delivered right to your doorstep. Skip the trips to the grocery store and count on HelloFresh to make home cooking easy and affordable. That's why they're America's number one meal kit.

1167.91 - 1187.14 H. Foley

Yeah, tired of figuring out what's for dinner night after night, arguing with your spouse, your husband, your wife, your whatever, your kids? Shut them up with HelloFresh. You get dinner done the easy way thanks to HelloFresh. It's easy to find time to eat well with 50 wholesome, hassle-free meals to choose from each week delivered right to your door.

1187.42 - 1209.29 H. Foley

HelloFresh's new read-made meals go from the fridge to your fork in just three minutes, baby. That's cutting out the middle, man. It's the same high-quality ingredients and restaurant-worthy flavor that you've grown to expect from HelloFresh with just none of the work. Listen, HelloFresh, easy date night with the bird, too. Not too shabby. Hey, HelloFresh, come. There's no arguing.

Comments

There are no comments yet.

Please log in to write the first comment.