A lunar eclipse occurs when the Earth gets between the Moon and the Sun. A solar eclipse occurs when the Moon gets between the Earth and the Sun. A terrestrial eclipse occurs when the Earth gets between you and the Sun. Happens once per 24 hours. An atmospheric eclipse occurs when an asteroid gets between you and the sky. Generally fatal. A reverse solar eclipse occurs when the Sun gets between the Moon and the Earth. Extremely fatal. A motivational eclipse occurs when the Moon gets between you and your goals. You can't let it stop you! Destroy it! Destroy the Moon! A marital eclipse occurs when the Moon gets between you and your spouse. You're going to need to practice good communication about the new celestial body in your life if you want your relationship to survive. A capillary eclipse occurs when your hair gets between your eyes and the Sun. Get a haircut.
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